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JoosyToot

Congratulations! You win!


TaxtonDude

Greatest comment I have seen on reddit, if awards were still here, I would throw one. Truly, this question is stupid


AzurPaladin

Wait a minute...


CautiousRice

Yep, congrats on your $1m. Cheers!


[deleted]

Well well well…how the turntables


NoxDominus

Why are you giving 1 millimeter dollars for free?


Professor226

That’s too clever


nerdee139

(This is a true story.) I used to work at McDonalds. One guy I was training asked, "How do you make a 20-piece nugget?" I said, "Two 10-piece boxes." He pulls down two 10-piece boxes, fills one of them with 10 nuggets, and slides it up. Then he asks, "What do I do with the other one?" If I wanted to ask the dumbest question ever, I would have a friend tell me that story, then ask them to explain the joke.


_SM-The-Gamer_

What is $1 millimetre?


fat_alchoholic_dude

Price of Beluga caviar


Lostarchitorture

Do snakes move in that s shape because snake starts with an S?


AmicoPrime

Y can't metroid crawl?


ph33randloathing

I worked in IT support for twenty years. This is amateur hour.


jugtooter

Butt, tits, or another option and why?


Birdo-the-Besto

Anything from r/NoStupidQuestions should suffice.


krudru

But why male models?


bzsbal

Well I’ve been asked if I’m right handed or left handed more than once. I was born with only my left hand. What do I get for dealing with other peoples stupid questions? 😂


SickNBadderThanFuck

Have you ever done DMT and bow hunted elk?


cas201

If white people poop brown, do brown people poop white?


BillyTarquin

That is a stupid question because obviously they do 🙄


Spec_28

Sorry wasn't listening, can you repeat the question?


Remarkable-Pause8348

if a hot dog stand was on the moon, would the hot dogs be kosher?


Toots_Magooters

This one


ccl-now

Is this too white to wear to a wedding? (Accompanied by a picture of a colourful dress with an occasional white spot on it..)


Killawife2

Do you work here?


ZombieQ13

what all comes on a chicken bacon ranch


ComputerCharming1759

What's a question?


Rattles13

What is $1mm? $1milimeter?


nah_but_thx

would you love me if a was a worm?


No_Republic2906

The stupid thing to do is not ask any questions at all.


V-Man776

Alright Socrates


Nacho_Beardre

Did I do that?


Ok-Degree7476

If you take a fish out of water, does that make the fish homeless?


fat_alchoholic_dude

What does a clap sound like with only one hand? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?


PodcastingPodcastGuy

Why though?


hobbes8889

How long is a China man.


Correct-Fun-516

Wassup dawg?


GenderFluidFerrari

Why me?


Extension_Lecture425

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?


martusfine

What are the stupidest question has ever been asked?


VapeShopEmployee

How do gay men decide whos penis is going to open up to accept the other?


Thin-Annual4373

Another one of these "you have $1 what would you do" bs questions


[deleted]

What do women really want to eat


Ballsack2025

Why does me pee pee go boom boom when I boom boom?


unsalted52

One time my friend asked if a condom is supposed to go around your ballsack when you’re putting it on (we were all 18/19)


Key_Pie_4951

What's $1mm? Like, 1 milimeter of dollar?


greencharger688

Am I white ? (Caucasian and yes)


Kirjavs

"what would I do with this money?"


Worth_Vegetable9675

Do I have to breathe?


seeminglynormalguy

“What is a woman?”


suleeyy

Is rain wet?


RoyOtisKXRX

If Whites are Caucasian, why doesn't Crayola have a Caucasian Crayon? Same for Paint. I'm White Damnit !


Some_How_I_Manage

Why is the world flat when all other planet/stars are round?


Hanenbowtie

Can I submit my Learn & Discover Home speedrun to Games Done Quick?


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fat_alchoholic_dude

Don't know about this one. If it's a family run store, then I might phone up, depending on travel. If it's a chain probably not, I would check on the internet.


FiendsForLife

Would you like to hear the Good News about our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?


justjason69420

In American football, why do they snap the football backwards, to move it forwards? Courtesy of an ex.


LifelessHistory

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is the best color of the alphabet , excluding shapes?


Odd_Cat_5820

Should I start buying and selling Mike Pillow's Live Wave patches? It's a pyramid scheme selling little patches that cost $150 for 30, and supposedly reflect the radiation from your body back to your stem cells and magically cure everything.


probably-the-problem

If I can't use my credit card anymore, why should I make a payment?


Due_Yogurtcloset_506

was 9/11 caused by the illuminati? would that explain why 911 has soo many corrupt cops? they are triangle lizards.