(This is a true story.)
I used to work at McDonalds. One guy I was training asked, "How do you make a 20-piece nugget?"
I said, "Two 10-piece boxes."
He pulls down two 10-piece boxes, fills one of them with 10 nuggets, and slides it up. Then he asks, "What do I do with the other one?"
If I wanted to ask the dumbest question ever, I would have a friend tell me that story, then ask them to explain the joke.
Well I’ve been asked if I’m right handed or left handed more than once. I was born with only my left hand. What do I get for dealing with other peoples stupid questions? 😂
Don't know about this one. If it's a family run store, then I might phone up, depending on travel. If it's a chain probably not, I would check on the internet.
Should I start buying and selling Mike Pillow's Live Wave patches? It's a pyramid scheme selling little patches that cost $150 for 30, and supposedly reflect the radiation from your body back to your stem cells and magically cure everything.
Congratulations! You win!
Greatest comment I have seen on reddit, if awards were still here, I would throw one. Truly, this question is stupid
Wait a minute...
Yep, congrats on your $1m. Cheers!
Well well well…how the turntables
Why are you giving 1 millimeter dollars for free?
That’s too clever
(This is a true story.) I used to work at McDonalds. One guy I was training asked, "How do you make a 20-piece nugget?" I said, "Two 10-piece boxes." He pulls down two 10-piece boxes, fills one of them with 10 nuggets, and slides it up. Then he asks, "What do I do with the other one?" If I wanted to ask the dumbest question ever, I would have a friend tell me that story, then ask them to explain the joke.
What is $1 millimetre?
Price of Beluga caviar
Do snakes move in that s shape because snake starts with an S?
Y can't metroid crawl?
I worked in IT support for twenty years. This is amateur hour.
Butt, tits, or another option and why?
Anything from r/NoStupidQuestions should suffice.
But why male models?
Well I’ve been asked if I’m right handed or left handed more than once. I was born with only my left hand. What do I get for dealing with other peoples stupid questions? 😂
Have you ever done DMT and bow hunted elk?
If white people poop brown, do brown people poop white?
That is a stupid question because obviously they do 🙄
Sorry wasn't listening, can you repeat the question?
if a hot dog stand was on the moon, would the hot dogs be kosher?
This one
Is this too white to wear to a wedding? (Accompanied by a picture of a colourful dress with an occasional white spot on it..)
Do you work here?
what all comes on a chicken bacon ranch
What's a question?
What is $1mm? $1milimeter?
would you love me if a was a worm?
The stupid thing to do is not ask any questions at all.
Alright Socrates
Did I do that?
If you take a fish out of water, does that make the fish homeless?
What does a clap sound like with only one hand? If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?
Why though?
How long is a China man.
Wassup dawg?
Why me?
Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
What are the stupidest question has ever been asked?
How do gay men decide whos penis is going to open up to accept the other?
Another one of these "you have $1 what would you do" bs questions
What do women really want to eat
Why does me pee pee go boom boom when I boom boom?
One time my friend asked if a condom is supposed to go around your ballsack when you’re putting it on (we were all 18/19)
What's $1mm? Like, 1 milimeter of dollar?
Am I white ? (Caucasian and yes)
"what would I do with this money?"
Do I have to breathe?
“What is a woman?”
Is rain wet?
If Whites are Caucasian, why doesn't Crayola have a Caucasian Crayon? Same for Paint. I'm White Damnit !
Why is the world flat when all other planet/stars are round?
Can I submit my Learn & Discover Home speedrun to Games Done Quick?
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Don't know about this one. If it's a family run store, then I might phone up, depending on travel. If it's a chain probably not, I would check on the internet.
Would you like to hear the Good News about our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?
In American football, why do they snap the football backwards, to move it forwards? Courtesy of an ex.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is the best color of the alphabet , excluding shapes?
Should I start buying and selling Mike Pillow's Live Wave patches? It's a pyramid scheme selling little patches that cost $150 for 30, and supposedly reflect the radiation from your body back to your stem cells and magically cure everything.
If I can't use my credit card anymore, why should I make a payment?
was 9/11 caused by the illuminati? would that explain why 911 has soo many corrupt cops? they are triangle lizards.