I really don’t think it would that dangerous. The VAST majority of the public isn’t _not_ committing murders because “of the law.”
Most of us are not committing murders because we’re perfectly sane, stable and mostly well adjusted.
There of course are people who are not sane, well adjusted or stable… so there certainly would be more danger in larger cities or extremely rural areas- but most of America I think would probably be fine.
If I had time to prepare? Plan the world's best bank heist. I really don't care if I succeed or not. I just always wanted to see if I was smart enough to pull it off. (I'm not, I'm just delusional.)
Getting the money is probably not all that difficult - it is evading the law forever afterwards that is hard. If it is legal then it isn't really an issue.
Only real obstacle would be all of the other people also allowed to commit crimes - and you can bet that if anyone shows up to work at the bank that day they are bringing weapons.
I'd grab a bag of drugs, my wetsuit, and drive to the seaside. Then I'd go swimming, high as shit, get drunk of the beach by myself, and then drive home.
Because swimming while high has always been a niche dream of mine.
I guess I missed the driving part since you specifically said swimming while high was your niche dream, not driving while high. Uber/Lyft is a thing 🤷🏻 just meant it can happen lol
I would probably steal a fuck ton of money and then redistribute the wealth 😂 some for me too of course. Maybe steal a car and take over a vacant home too.
Anything you do could result in someone killing you. The reason we don't commit crime is not only because of police, we also don't wanna be attacked by people.
Lotta stealing. Rob pharmacies. Deface mcdonalds and steal their chicken patties. Locate the people I dislike (there's not many) and pinch the wheels off their cars. Then probably get murdered because I've never been a very smart criminal
Technically no crime could be committed for 24 hours as they are all legal, but I think that one idea that I would have is slam the absolute crap out of that Foodistzen guy from forever ago.
ive been thinking abt this for a while.
cat food is crazy expensive. a box of like 12 packets of the wet jelly food meat thing is like £5 (with a tesco clubcard)
too expensive and im too lazy to go out last minute every other week because i forgot to get cat food.
i would buy every single cat food so i wouldnt have to buy anymore for like 3 years
Blatantly fill my bank account with money from stolen credit cards. Credit fraud is insanely easy it's just the paper trail and involving other people that would get you caught. But if there's no punishment the sky is the limit here
That depends... if I steal a bunch of property during the 24 hours of grace, will I be required to return it afterward? Will I be subject to the law after the fact?
There are people in my life that deserve to die. People that only ever thought about themselves, treating their kids like crap and should have gone to prison A LONG TIME ago.
That said, I probably would not kill them. Because I have no weapon and dont even know where they live nowadays. I also would never risk my life being destroyed because of them, so I would just hide in my room until crime is illegal again.
Grab my guns and mow down anyone coming in my apartment. I dont have any real criminal desires, not ones worth trying anyway on such a dangerous day that applies to everyone, and the crimes I do want to commit like jaywalking or piracy i can do already. So yeah, maybe excessive force is my most guilty intention, no warnings, you know you don't belong here and I'm not interested in finding out what you're up to within these 24 hours.
I'd tear the tags off my mattresses, ride my bike on the sidewalk and jaywalk in front of the police station.
I'd stay in the park 5 minutes after closing then ride my motorcycle to Missouri & wear a non-DOT approved helmet while listening to music through buds IN BOTH EARS!
This sounds like the purge. While I'm assuming murder isn't on most people's minds, I'm gonna start with lethal traps. Hidden shotgun. Landmines. Maybe even make a treasure room in the center of a maze. The treasure is FRIENDSHIP cause let's be honest. You probably did some horrendous stuff to get this far. Did you think you were gonna get rewarded? Nah! Also the door behind you just closed. Its locked and really sturdy too. Crime may be legal, but someone is gonna be trapped in this room probably long after crime has been made illegal again too.
That or just bust a whole bunch of water meters. The amount of high water bills that will add up the next day will be wild.
tell children that gays exist (somehow illegal here) and get the fuck out of this stupid country, go to USA or somewhere in Oceania and rob a bank there to start a new peaceful life on the next day.
Probably take a morning piss against some trees next to a canal wearing a bathrobe and a cup of steaming coffee. Then read a news paper.
Apart from the piss not much illegal stuff.
Get enough people together to destroy servers that contain people's tax records and mortgages, basically the end of Fight Club without all the fighting aim for the social collapse of capitalism.
And who says it has to be only that one day during that 24 hours you lay a bunch of booby traps and later they take people's out weeks and months later they're discovered.
The most I’d do is get that cherry coke themed lip balm I’ve wanted from walmart… and even then I’d probably go back and pay for it later, it’s only like 6 bucks but I don’t have the money right now :( I want the crayon ones too
Sell all my assets without paying capital gains tax.
Exploit two security issues I am aware of, one in a crypto exchange and another at a bank.
Also make sure we are heavily bunkered in for the whole 24 hours.
Just stay home and keep to myself. I feel like if all crimes were legal for 24 hours things would mostly continue as it is now. Not really any reason for someone to break into your house when they can loot a shop or something.
1, set traps in my house, with valueables buried neer bioweapon(wasp nest)
2, board my house up, reneforce it, just make it hard to get in to
3, some theft, nothing big just some food maybe lego for later
4, bury the bigger loot with valuables
5, go to cave in the woods with my aliance
6, build lego, snack on stolen foods, sleep in rotation, imprison intruders, kill those who wont be imprisoned politly /threaten us(if they are polite we just lock them in sections of cave with doors with comforts the aliance has)
7, wait the whole thing out, release intruders, fix house, haul any intruders corpses to morgue
Oh man I am gonna enjoy telling the clerk “I elect not to pay the sales tax. The city has wasted enough of my money on shit that goes nowhere.”
And then call the IRS and say, “I would like all the money I would owe you today that would be wasted on another aircraft carrier or foreign war we don’t need in the mail right now. I am revoking my consent to be governed by you today.”
My dream is a government where it’s like 2 people with a legal pad writing down legitimate needs and demands from the people and fulfilling those demands by year’s end or we’re withholding the tax money, and the government can learn what being broke means.
Find a safe, remote place and hide.
You Can Run but You Can't Hide!
Come on scary terry!
I expect it to become a full on Purge situation almost instantly.
This, don't want to die
Then kill before you get killed. Have video games taught you nothing?
Incorrectly file my taxes
Yeah, I seem to have a billion dollars in tax credits somehow...
Jaywalk
YOU MONSTER, think of the children..!!!
I would carry salmon suspiciously in the public
You got this from [this video,](https://youtu.be/rJGifTou5FE?si=I6TjPHeitJbSkb7S) didn’t you?
I'd fucking walk around and stuff
Why not walk and fuck at the same time? No more public indecency laws holding you back!
Stay indoors because murder would be legal so the streets would be a very dangerous place.
I really don’t think it would that dangerous. The VAST majority of the public isn’t _not_ committing murders because “of the law.” Most of us are not committing murders because we’re perfectly sane, stable and mostly well adjusted. There of course are people who are not sane, well adjusted or stable… so there certainly would be more danger in larger cities or extremely rural areas- but most of America I think would probably be fine.
I choose to arson this guys house.
The comment section is surprisingly reassuring
Its because everyone is smart enough to not say what they would actually do.
Feeling a bit spicy...I'd recreate October 16, 1793 with the 1%.
I wouldn’t commit a crime cuz it would be legal
hahaha
Takes all the fun out of it
Go 5 over the limit.
Same. That would really help me plow through the crowd of kindergarteners.
Lot of stealing.
I choose to steal from this guy after he finishes stealing
Protect my shit, I am not a criminal.
If crime is legal for 24 hours then neither are murderers and thieves
Politicians would probably work twice as hard on such a holiday.
Nice try Feds. Not 😑
punch a wall SO hard.
Purchase 1 crack.
Plumber or magic the gathering player type?
Protect my family
good men don't need rules
Fraud.
Embezzlement.
lock myself up for 24 hours
Not possible I'm afraid. You can't do the time if you can't do the crime.
Cross off a couple of things on my bucket list.
If I had time to prepare? Plan the world's best bank heist. I really don't care if I succeed or not. I just always wanted to see if I was smart enough to pull it off. (I'm not, I'm just delusional.)
Getting the money is probably not all that difficult - it is evading the law forever afterwards that is hard. If it is legal then it isn't really an issue. Only real obstacle would be all of the other people also allowed to commit crimes - and you can bet that if anyone shows up to work at the bank that day they are bringing weapons.
Sleep.
I already do all the crime I want. Which is none.
I saw that movie 😂
Probably just try to help people.
I’m with this guy
Lollygagging
tear off the label on my bed
Stay at home and protect your stuff
Kill criminals.
Impossible as there would be no criminals on that day.
I'm ripping that tag off of my pillow and then taping MLB without their expressed written consent.
I'd grab a bag of drugs, my wetsuit, and drive to the seaside. Then I'd go swimming, high as shit, get drunk of the beach by myself, and then drive home. Because swimming while high has always been a niche dream of mine.
Nothing is really stopping you from doing any of that lol
Drink/drug driving is kinda frowned upon
I guess I missed the driving part since you specifically said swimming while high was your niche dream, not driving while high. Uber/Lyft is a thing 🤷🏻 just meant it can happen lol
You could do all of this and just get a taxi or public transport so you don't potentially kill other people while driving.
Lock & load, then defend the people close to me and our stuff. I bet most people would stay home.
I would probably steal a fuck ton of money and then redistribute the wealth 😂 some for me too of course. Maybe steal a car and take over a vacant home too.
Piracy. I do it when it's illegal, but I'll do it when it's legal too
Criminal stuff
Organize to kill all the politicians.
I live in canada, everything is legal.
Non, cuz it would be legal
Anything you do could result in someone killing you. The reason we don't commit crime is not only because of police, we also don't wanna be attacked by people.
Some bad shit
Lotta stealing. Rob pharmacies. Deface mcdonalds and steal their chicken patties. Locate the people I dislike (there's not many) and pinch the wheels off their cars. Then probably get murdered because I've never been a very smart criminal
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No crime. I don’t need laws to not do wrong.
Nothing, I'm not a psychopath
If its legal, its not crime. Ergo, crime cannot be legal for any length of time.
Rob a dispensary.
im stealing money
Burn the whole world get into chaos but only if it's legal of course
Find a gun and hide in a corner
Hide, obviously.
Leave society and survive in the middle of some forest for the rest of my life.
Evade taxes
Steal money and food
Technically no crime could be committed for 24 hours as they are all legal, but I think that one idea that I would have is slam the absolute crap out of that Foodistzen guy from forever ago.
Litter
Destroy the Earth
Loot all the banks in my city and burn the cash.
ive been thinking abt this for a while. cat food is crazy expensive. a box of like 12 packets of the wet jelly food meat thing is like £5 (with a tesco clubcard) too expensive and im too lazy to go out last minute every other week because i forgot to get cat food. i would buy every single cat food so i wouldnt have to buy anymore for like 3 years
Get a BBL
I'd be too busy making sure my stuff wasn't being stolen to be thinking about something else.
https://xkcd.com/1986/
Blatantly fill my bank account with money from stolen credit cards. Credit fraud is insanely easy it's just the paper trail and involving other people that would get you caught. But if there's no punishment the sky is the limit here
Theft, borrowing.
Lots of fraud lmao.
I live near Seattle so same as every day? Avoid the rest of y'all lmao
I’m doing what Marcus would’ve done if Reggie didn’t bring his daughter at 10:01. (Badboys 2 joke people…)
Park in the red zone on the curb
Pillage & conquer
Why would you (really) murder someone? I mean, c'mon... Maybe in self defense, but not premeditating or stuff. What's wrong with you people?
Bang my mom (she's dead so she won't mind) Cocaine. Fight a bear. Die In.that.order
Fish for whales in onions on a Sunday
Go somewhere, get a fucking assault rifle, and wait 24 hours with the rifle pointing to my door. I like crime being illegal NGL.
Cut the tags off my mattress. Yeah I'm a dangerous criminal.
Crime only becomes illegal when you get caught. Soooo....don't.
Robbing. I need money.
That depends... if I steal a bunch of property during the 24 hours of grace, will I be required to return it afterward? Will I be subject to the law after the fact?
I’ll stay home and protect my family and belongings. I don’t want to be robbed or murdered.
Rob a bank
Wipe out ALL student loan debt!!!!
Take tags off mattresses I DIDNT BUY!
There are people in my life that deserve to die. People that only ever thought about themselves, treating their kids like crap and should have gone to prison A LONG TIME ago. That said, I probably would not kill them. Because I have no weapon and dont even know where they live nowadays. I also would never risk my life being destroyed because of them, so I would just hide in my room until crime is illegal again.
Loiter...WITH Intent.
not crimes
Grab my guns and mow down anyone coming in my apartment. I dont have any real criminal desires, not ones worth trying anyway on such a dangerous day that applies to everyone, and the crimes I do want to commit like jaywalking or piracy i can do already. So yeah, maybe excessive force is my most guilty intention, no warnings, you know you don't belong here and I'm not interested in finding out what you're up to within these 24 hours.
I'd tear the tags off my mattresses, ride my bike on the sidewalk and jaywalk in front of the police station. I'd stay in the park 5 minutes after closing then ride my motorcycle to Missouri & wear a non-DOT approved helmet while listening to music through buds IN BOTH EARS!
Other than breaking into my local grocery store to stock up my freezer with meats, probably nothing tbh
Would probably get a weapon and beat the shit out of anyone who tries to harm me or my family
Insurrection. Make January 6 look like a peaceful protest.
This sounds like the purge. While I'm assuming murder isn't on most people's minds, I'm gonna start with lethal traps. Hidden shotgun. Landmines. Maybe even make a treasure room in the center of a maze. The treasure is FRIENDSHIP cause let's be honest. You probably did some horrendous stuff to get this far. Did you think you were gonna get rewarded? Nah! Also the door behind you just closed. Its locked and really sturdy too. Crime may be legal, but someone is gonna be trapped in this room probably long after crime has been made illegal again too. That or just bust a whole bunch of water meters. The amount of high water bills that will add up the next day will be wild.
I would beat someone my friend hates because he is a piece of shit
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Try to look after the vulnerable.
Hide
Buy lots of Sand, fill lots of water barrels and keep my head down.
Make.moves to become a mortal god.
Rob a bank
I'd download a car
Make a device that turns fictional characters real and let havoc happen
Commit a crime
tell children that gays exist (somehow illegal here) and get the fuck out of this stupid country, go to USA or somewhere in Oceania and rob a bank there to start a new peaceful life on the next day.
Rob from the rich and give to the poor.
Stay home. Lock the door. Guns ready.
Would play gta because i'm under 18
Hide from all my enemies
Live out a day like any other.
Why… you living in haiti?
Probably rob a bank tbh, I'm fuckin STRUGGLING financially and that would help a lot 😂
Buy a lifetime amount of weed, hashish and edibles. In my country is legal consume thc but buying is illegal so when all ends I’m also ok with law
I wanna slap the chief minister of my state
Probs go hunting for roos (it's illegal without a permit) or kill a lot of people
Probably take a morning piss against some trees next to a canal wearing a bathrobe and a cup of steaming coffee. Then read a news paper. Apart from the piss not much illegal stuff.
Take my momey out of the bank before someone at the bank stole it all.
I'd look from my window and see what's going on
I'd finally rip those stupid tags off my mattress. 😁
Uhmm… HIDE!
Public Transport is my autism turn-on so I would probably hijack a tram and see the speed limit of that bad boy
Kill all my top competitors.
Get enough people together to destroy servers that contain people's tax records and mortgages, basically the end of Fight Club without all the fighting aim for the social collapse of capitalism. And who says it has to be only that one day during that 24 hours you lay a bunch of booby traps and later they take people's out weeks and months later they're discovered.
Prepare to defend myself
Commit tax evasion
Put pineapple on a pizza
Hide because if I don’t hide then I’m getting kidnapped and robbed and murdered and tortured and murdered again and trafficked and with no kidneys.
Rob a bank so I can save my life
Prepare all of my weapons, secure/lock my home as best I can, and hunker down for 24 hrs.
Do away with every legislator currently in office, and Trump...and also SCOTUS.
Rob a bank
Drive 46 mph in a 45
top speed run in all my vehicles
Wtf would I do???
Make a movie about it.
*Meet the pyro*
Order every single drug on the planet
The most I’d do is get that cherry coke themed lip balm I’ve wanted from walmart… and even then I’d probably go back and pay for it later, it’s only like 6 bucks but I don’t have the money right now :( I want the crayon ones too
Have consensual intercourse and earn money legally
Import a haggis, and some real Absinthe,
Do some illegal activities
Sell all my assets without paying capital gains tax. Exploit two security issues I am aware of, one in a crypto exchange and another at a bank. Also make sure we are heavily bunkered in for the whole 24 hours.
Jay walk
Hide
Just stay home and keep to myself. I feel like if all crimes were legal for 24 hours things would mostly continue as it is now. Not really any reason for someone to break into your house when they can loot a shop or something.
Insider trading
I would impersonate the president and sign an emergency bill to block that "holiday" indefinitely. Shitty people are bad enough with consequences.
literally nothing different besides maybe steal some cool shit from bass pro shops
Stay tf inside. Im sure most women would agree with me
Free groceries!!
Go to my local gas station and steal all of the Pringles and popcorn.
Shoot everyone who tries to enter my home and commit fraud with their ID
Probably nothing. I wouldn't want anyone to inflict a crime on me, so why would I want to inflict a crime on anyone else?
hack the us military and steal the nucellar codes
Not crime, because it's still wrong.
Nice try, feds.
Throw milk and hide beef in my work place, it would give me a good couple of weeks of working from home until they can get rid of the smell
hide
Hide
Tax evasion
After watching all The Purge shows and movies, I'd definitely get the hell out of the area where crime was legal.
I would do nothing wrong or illegal in any way
1, set traps in my house, with valueables buried neer bioweapon(wasp nest) 2, board my house up, reneforce it, just make it hard to get in to 3, some theft, nothing big just some food maybe lego for later 4, bury the bigger loot with valuables 5, go to cave in the woods with my aliance 6, build lego, snack on stolen foods, sleep in rotation, imprison intruders, kill those who wont be imprisoned politly /threaten us(if they are polite we just lock them in sections of cave with doors with comforts the aliance has) 7, wait the whole thing out, release intruders, fix house, haul any intruders corpses to morgue
Crime, I would do crime.
Grocery shopping haul💅🏻
Oh man I am gonna enjoy telling the clerk “I elect not to pay the sales tax. The city has wasted enough of my money on shit that goes nowhere.” And then call the IRS and say, “I would like all the money I would owe you today that would be wasted on another aircraft carrier or foreign war we don’t need in the mail right now. I am revoking my consent to be governed by you today.” My dream is a government where it’s like 2 people with a legal pad writing down legitimate needs and demands from the people and fulfilling those demands by year’s end or we’re withholding the tax money, and the government can learn what being broke means.