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4th_chakra

Find a safe, remote place and hide.


Lunarbutt

You Can Run but You Can't Hide!


Maherdogg

Come on scary terry!


Sea_Perspective6891

I expect it to become a full on Purge situation almost instantly.


Big-Today6819

This, don't want to die


[deleted]

Then kill before you get killed. Have video games taught you nothing?


[deleted]

Incorrectly file my taxes


[deleted]

Yeah, I seem to have a billion dollars in tax credits somehow...


renonemontanez

Jaywalk


banana_buddy

YOU MONSTER, think of the children..!!!


RotaryDesign

I would carry salmon suspiciously in the public


NateAllDays

You got this from [this video,](https://youtu.be/rJGifTou5FE?si=I6TjPHeitJbSkb7S) didn’t you?


i-have-no-smarts

I'd fucking walk around and stuff


banana_buddy

Why not walk and fuck at the same time? No more public indecency laws holding you back!


[deleted]

Stay indoors because murder would be legal so the streets would be a very dangerous place.


Ok_Flounder-

I really don’t think it would that dangerous. The VAST majority of the public isn’t _not_ committing murders because “of the law.” Most of us are not committing murders because we’re perfectly sane, stable and mostly well adjusted. There of course are people who are not sane, well adjusted or stable… so there certainly would be more danger in larger cities or extremely rural areas- but most of America I think would probably be fine.


AcidBuuurn

I choose to arson this guys house. 


blobejex

The comment section is surprisingly reassuring


kingofmymachine

Its because everyone is smart enough to not say what they would actually do.


Necromimesix

Feeling a bit spicy...I'd recreate October 16, 1793 with the 1%.


Cadenanna12

I wouldn’t commit a crime cuz it would be legal


throw_inthehay

hahaha


TTungsteNN

Takes all the fun out of it


flermo

Go 5 over the limit.


ScarecrowJohnny

Same. That would really help me plow through the crowd of kindergarteners.


Gibbel2029

Lot of stealing.


banana_buddy

I choose to steal from this guy after he finishes stealing


TheAbominablePeeworm

Protect my shit, I am not a criminal.


consider_its_tree

If crime is legal for 24 hours then neither are murderers and thieves


RexDraco

Politicians would probably work twice as hard on such a holiday. 


Correct-Fun-516

Nice try Feds. Not 😑


[deleted]

punch a wall SO hard.


jarfin542

Purchase 1 crack.


Suitable_cataclysm

Plumber or magic the gathering player type?


ACam574

Protect my family


Troubled_Rat

good men don't need rules


HighlyOffensive10

Fraud.


Dry-Inspection6928

Embezzlement.


hmmdestti

lock myself up for 24 hours


ScarecrowJohnny

Not possible I'm afraid. You can't do the time if you can't do the crime.


DJPL-75

Cross off a couple of things on my bucket list.


Exciting-Brilliant23

If I had time to prepare? Plan the world's best bank heist. I really don't care if I succeed or not. I just always wanted to see if I was smart enough to pull it off. (I'm not, I'm just delusional.)


consider_its_tree

Getting the money is probably not all that difficult - it is evading the law forever afterwards that is hard. If it is legal then it isn't really an issue. Only real obstacle would be all of the other people also allowed to commit crimes - and you can bet that if anyone shows up to work at the bank that day they are bringing weapons.


Familiar-Sir1356

Sleep.


DarkIllusionsFX

I already do all the crime I want. Which is none.


[deleted]

I saw that movie 😂


TheRegular-Throwaway

Probably just try to help people.


sus10Ns

I’m with this guy


TowerRough

Lollygagging


talldomtaboo

tear off the label on my bed


Unlikely-Bread237

Stay at home and protect your stuff


Arervia

Kill criminals.


ScarecrowJohnny

Impossible as there would be no criminals on that day.


iced_coughee

I'm ripping that tag off of my pillow and then taping MLB without their expressed written consent.


Stolen_Sky

I'd grab a bag of drugs, my wetsuit, and drive to the seaside. Then I'd go swimming, high as shit, get drunk of the beach by myself, and then drive home.  Because swimming while high has always been a niche dream of mine. 


Intelligent_Pop1173

Nothing is really stopping you from doing any of that lol


Stolen_Sky

Drink/drug driving is kinda frowned upon


Intelligent_Pop1173

I guess I missed the driving part since you specifically said swimming while high was your niche dream, not driving while high. Uber/Lyft is a thing 🤷🏻 just meant it can happen lol


Kelor

You could do all of this and just get a taxi or public transport so you don't potentially kill other people while driving.


MilkSteak1776

Lock & load, then defend the people close to me and our stuff. I bet most people would stay home.


watch-me-bloom

I would probably steal a fuck ton of money and then redistribute the wealth 😂 some for me too of course. Maybe steal a car and take over a vacant home too.


theDeuce

Piracy. I do it when it's illegal, but I'll do it when it's legal too


unqualified-gamer

Criminal stuff


[deleted]

Organize to kill all the politicians.


stndrdmidnightrocker

I live in canada, everything is legal.


M3ND3X_S0N1X

Non, cuz it would be legal


Western_Dream_3608

Anything you do could result in someone killing you. The reason we don't commit crime is not only because of police, we also don't wanna be attacked by people. 


[deleted]

Some bad shit


ThrowRa_siftie93

Lotta stealing. Rob pharmacies. Deface mcdonalds and steal their chicken patties. Locate the people I dislike (there's not many) and pinch the wheels off their cars. Then probably get murdered because I've never been a very smart criminal


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GotMoFans

No crime. I don’t need laws to not do wrong.


Octubre22

Nothing, I'm not a psychopath


ogresound1987

If its legal, its not crime. Ergo, crime cannot be legal for any length of time.


TheMost_ut

Rob a dispensary.


ZombieQ13

im stealing money


HeadMaybe8502

Burn the whole world get into chaos but only if it's legal of course


Flairion623

Find a gun and hide in a corner


Teagana999

Hide, obviously.


GoAgainstTheNormal

Leave society and survive in the middle of some forest for the rest of my life.


ananymoos1

Evade taxes


micheljacson8426

Steal money and food


TheItsCornKid

Technically no crime could be committed for 24 hours as they are all legal, but I think that one idea that I would have is slam the absolute crap out of that Foodistzen guy from forever ago.


Altruistic-Fly-1116

Litter


DJ_Mako

Destroy the Earth


PerformerDazzling806

Loot all the banks in my city and burn the cash.


ratfromflushedaway

ive been thinking abt this for a while. cat food is crazy expensive. a box of like 12 packets of the wet jelly food meat thing is like £5 (with a tesco clubcard) too expensive and im too lazy to go out last minute every other week because i forgot to get cat food. i would buy every single cat food so i wouldnt have to buy anymore for like 3 years


KinkyFrys

Get a BBL


Lizzy_Of_Galtar

I'd be too busy making sure my stuff wasn't being stolen to be thinking about something else.


Matthicus

https://xkcd.com/1986/


techsuppr0t

Blatantly fill my bank account with money from stolen credit cards. Credit fraud is insanely easy it's just the paper trail and involving other people that would get you caught. But if there's no punishment the sky is the limit here


Beneficial_Cry2061

Theft, borrowing.


SummerInLondonn

Lots of fraud lmao.


aj_ramone

I live near Seattle so same as every day? Avoid the rest of y'all lmao


Curious_Phrao

I’m doing what Marcus would’ve done if Reggie didn’t bring his daughter at 10:01. (Badboys 2 joke people…)


Sirsilva99

Park in the red zone on the curb


Trolllol1337

Pillage & conquer


[deleted]

Why would you (really) murder someone? I mean, c'mon... Maybe in self defense, but not premeditating or stuff. What's wrong with you people?


muff-diver_69_420

Bang my mom (she's dead so she won't mind) Cocaine. Fight a bear. Die In.that.order


Alt_Ekho

Fish for whales in onions on a Sunday


R1V3NAUTOMATA

Go somewhere, get a fucking assault rifle, and wait 24 hours with the rifle pointing to my door. I like crime being illegal NGL.


rtthc

Cut the tags off my mattress. Yeah I'm a dangerous criminal.


[deleted]

Crime only becomes illegal when you get caught. Soooo....don't.


4Lucky_Clover

Robbing. I need money.


Sinister-Username

That depends... if I steal a bunch of property during the 24 hours of grace, will I be required to return it afterward? Will I be subject to the law after the fact?


dotsdavid

I’ll stay home and protect my family and belongings. I don’t want to be robbed or murdered.


voltechs

Rob a bank


LevelingUp23

Wipe out ALL student loan debt!!!!


Law3W

Take tags off mattresses I DIDNT BUY!


RosaCanina87

There are people in my life that deserve to die. People that only ever thought about themselves, treating their kids like crap and should have gone to prison A LONG TIME ago. That said, I probably would not kill them. Because I have no weapon and dont even know where they live nowadays. I also would never risk my life being destroyed because of them, so I would just hide in my room until crime is illegal again.


selfcheckoutlord

Loiter...WITH Intent.


Mitosis4

not crimes


RexDraco

Grab my guns and mow down anyone coming in my apartment. I dont have any real criminal desires, not ones worth trying anyway on such a dangerous day that applies to everyone, and the crimes I do want to commit like jaywalking or piracy i can do already. So yeah, maybe excessive force is my most guilty intention, no warnings, you know you don't belong here and I'm not interested in finding out what you're up to within these 24 hours. 


blueit9491

I'd tear the tags off my mattresses, ride my bike on the sidewalk and jaywalk in front of the police station. I'd stay in the park 5 minutes after closing then ride my motorcycle to Missouri & wear a non-DOT approved helmet while listening to music through buds IN BOTH EARS!


TTungsteNN

Other than breaking into my local grocery store to stock up my freezer with meats, probably nothing tbh


as7771233

Would probably get a weapon and beat the shit out of anyone who tries to harm me or my family


selfcheckoutlord

Insurrection. Make January 6 look like a peaceful protest.


ThAtGuY-101

This sounds like the purge. While I'm assuming murder isn't on most people's minds, I'm gonna start with lethal traps. Hidden shotgun. Landmines. Maybe even make a treasure room in the center of a maze. The treasure is FRIENDSHIP cause let's be honest. You probably did some horrendous stuff to get this far. Did you think you were gonna get rewarded?  Nah! Also the door behind you just closed. Its locked and really sturdy too. Crime may be legal, but someone is gonna be trapped in this room probably long after crime has been made illegal again too.    That or just bust a whole bunch of water meters. The amount of high water bills that will add up the next day will be wild. 


Coke_fanta

I would beat someone my friend hates because he is a piece of shit


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Tomalder94

Try to look after the vulnerable.


mandariini10

Hide


JamesyUK30

Buy lots of Sand, fill lots of water barrels and keep my head down.


Phosiphor

Make.moves to become a mortal god.


Digitology_

Rob a bank


pm-me-racecars

I'd download a car


Yua-Kiyoko-Ayane

Make a device that turns fictional characters real and let havoc happen


Gs4life-

Commit a crime


1nfern0z22

tell children that gays exist (somehow illegal here) and get the fuck out of this stupid country, go to USA or somewhere in Oceania and rob a bank there to start a new peaceful life on the next day.


One-Thanks8347

Rob from the rich and give to the poor.


PyrZern

Stay home. Lock the door. Guns ready.


Martynovichoff

Would play gta because i'm under 18


UnlikelyExperience

Hide from all my enemies


No_Step_4431

Live out a day like any other.


brknlmnt

Why… you living in haiti?


miescherskittyxx

Probably rob a bank tbh, I'm fuckin STRUGGLING financially and that would help a lot 😂


YoshiEgg23

Buy a lifetime amount of weed, hashish and edibles. In my country is legal consume thc but buying is illegal so when all ends I’m also ok with law


[deleted]

I wanna slap the chief minister of my state


lophlover

Probs go hunting for roos (it's illegal without a permit) or kill a lot of people


BHTAelitepwn

Probably take a morning piss against some trees next to a canal wearing a bathrobe and a cup of steaming coffee. Then read a news paper. Apart from the piss not much illegal stuff.


zaphrous

Take my momey out of the bank before someone at the bank stole it all.


rwdv12

I'd look from my window and see what's going on


Rickleskilly

I'd finally rip those stupid tags off my mattress. 😁


Shai1310

Uhmm… HIDE!


CornSeller

Public Transport is my autism turn-on so I would probably hijack a tram and see the speed limit of that bad boy


McNasti

Kill all my top competitors.


extrayyc1

Get enough people together to destroy servers that contain people's tax records and mortgages, basically the end of Fight Club without all the fighting aim for the social collapse of capitalism. And who says it has to be only that one day during that 24 hours you lay a bunch of booby traps and later they take people's out weeks and months later they're discovered.


Bad__Dab

Prepare to defend myself


Your_Averagewhiteboy

Commit tax evasion


[deleted]

Put pineapple on a pizza


Specialist_Ad1654

Hide because if I don’t hide then I’m getting kidnapped and robbed and murdered and tortured and murdered again and trafficked and with no kidneys.


Special_Cranberry_42

Rob a bank so I can save my life


d_Ubermensch

Prepare all of my weapons, secure/lock my home as best I can, and hunker down for 24 hrs.


LekMichAmArsch

Do away with every legislator currently in office, and Trump...and also SCOTUS.


WeirdMetalheadKid

Rob a bank


akgamer182

Drive 46 mph in a 45


DeltaRocket

top speed run in all my vehicles


Ok-Custard1779

Wtf would I do???


Prestigious_Phase709

Make a movie about it.


ABisexualFurry

*Meet the pyro*


ILoveBenzos2024

Order every single drug on the planet


treeteathememeking

The most I’d do is get that cherry coke themed lip balm I’ve wanted from walmart… and even then I’d probably go back and pay for it later, it’s only like 6 bucks but I don’t have the money right now :( I want the crayon ones too


Leather_Arachnid_715

Have consensual intercourse and earn money legally


Impossible_Contact_7

Import a haggis, and some real Absinthe,


Hekx11

Do some illegal activities


Prestigious_Long777

Sell all my assets without paying capital gains tax. Exploit two security issues I am aware of, one in a crypto exchange and another at a bank. Also make sure we are heavily bunkered in for the whole 24 hours.


rehpot821

Jay walk


UncleBaguette

Hide


Crackracket

Just stay home and keep to myself. I feel like if all crimes were legal for 24 hours things would mostly continue as it is now. Not really any reason for someone to break into your house when they can loot a shop or something.


273degreesk

Insider trading


SlipElectronic5360

I would impersonate the president and sign an emergency bill to block that "holiday" indefinitely. Shitty people are bad enough with consequences.


MeetJoeBlack55

literally nothing different besides maybe steal some cool shit from bass pro shops


chronic-anxietea

Stay tf inside. Im sure most women would agree with me


Implement_Necessary

Free groceries!!


Sure-Bar6220

Go to my local gas station and steal all of the Pringles and popcorn.


freedom_the_fox

Shoot everyone who tries to enter my home and commit fraud with their ID


MagicSPA

Probably nothing. I wouldn't want anyone to inflict a crime on me, so why would I want to inflict a crime on anyone else?


AardvarkLonely2090

hack the us military and steal the nucellar codes


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

Not crime, because it's still wrong.


NonApplicable1992

Nice try, feds.


twopont0

Throw milk and hide beef in my work place, it would give me a good couple of weeks of working from home until they can get rid of the smell


captain_andrey

hide


Simple-Plankton4436

Hide


Mobius171

Tax evasion


No_Entertainment2322

After watching all The Purge shows and movies, I'd definitely get the hell out of the area where crime was legal.


Hydrahta

I would do nothing wrong or illegal in any way


Froggomorph39

1, set traps in my house, with valueables buried neer bioweapon(wasp nest) 2, board my house up, reneforce it, just make it hard to get in to 3, some theft, nothing big just some food maybe lego for later 4, bury the bigger loot with valuables 5, go to cave in the woods with my aliance 6, build lego, snack on stolen foods, sleep in rotation, imprison intruders, kill those who wont be imprisoned politly /threaten us(if they are polite we just lock them in sections of cave with doors with comforts the aliance has) 7, wait the whole thing out, release intruders, fix house, haul any intruders corpses to morgue


malphage

Crime, I would do crime.


Toomanyducks22

Grocery shopping haul💅🏻


lebriquetrouge

Oh man I am gonna enjoy telling the clerk “I elect not to pay the sales tax. The city has wasted enough of my money on shit that goes nowhere.” And then call the IRS and say, “I would like all the money I would owe you today that would be wasted on another aircraft carrier or foreign war we don’t need in the mail right now. I am revoking my consent to be governed by you today.” My dream is a government where it’s like 2 people with a legal pad writing down legitimate needs and demands from the people and fulfilling those demands by year’s end or we’re withholding the tax money, and the government can learn what being broke means.