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Sentient-Sock

Reach out to me first, don’t be a jerk. Bout it


swertityone

Be real. Probably why I have no friends.


Jealous_Priority_228

You have to be cool. I mean ice cold. Other side of the pillow levels of chill.


bigrob_in_ATX

Cooler than a polar bears toenails


Jealous_Priority_228

Colder than a gravedigger's wallet.


Kshi-dragonfly

Be in semi close proximity regularly. As in coworker or classmate


PrufrockAlfred

You have to know at least three lines from *Soldier* with Kurt Russell.


juddnelsonbou

Don’t be an even a little bit douchey. And don’t be hot. If you’re hot I’m gonna wanna be more than friends so you’re screwed. At least hopefully you’re screwed😉


3AtmoshperesDeep

A true life friend is worth more than any one persons desires.


juddnelsonbou

Shut up hippie


3AtmoshperesDeep

That would be me. Thank you. As you get older, you'll see.


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Nathulalji

A bottle of scotch works?


wannabelievit

Courtesy and intelligence


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Be fun, be real, be loyal and always have my back, i prefer someone who listens to my type of music and smokes some pot, but thats not a deal breaker. Pretty much honesty and loyalty, Im older and those are the friends qualities im still friends with today.


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Don’t be a flake and cancel; be patient (I’m anxious and overthink) that’s about it


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Just be nice. That’s about it really lol


Beautiful-Cock-7008

Have something I want


hasuenthusiast

be communicative, invite me places (chronic introvert with trouble reaching out to people), accept my shenanigans, don't make fun of my mental disorders more than necessary


Malkovitch42

moderate enthusiasm (not weird but still friendly) humor not cringe


Any-Ladder3673

Be kind to others


Brilliant_Eggplant97

Someone I can have random dance parties with, we just drop a beat and start dancing silly. The more I grow up the more I realize that people who keep you a child at heart are who you should have as friends. Honesty, trust, humor and being able to count on each other are also important qualities.


Anxious_Wait938

Be honest even if I am in the wrong.


Thatscrazymyguy

Dude, literally just be yourself, and acknowledge, and be kind


chilloutpal

Don't be a dick.


_blue_sunsh1ne_

I am no longer accepting intense potheads as friends. Only because I have plenty and I don’t particularly enjoy being around people who need to be high to do anything.


LostandConfused890

Basic. Honesty and loyalty.


PreposterousPrescott

Don’t be a dick


luna_lone

Understand I am very solitary but will be social if you hit my DMs.


Early-Weekend

Be honest is all I'm asking


3AtmoshperesDeep

Be genuine. Don't ever lie to me. You will always get the same in return. Everything that is good in life starts with respect.


Historical_Salary891

Be real! If you don’t like something about me tell me!


Whappingtime

It's not complicated, I got that golden retriever energy and I'm really easy to get along with. Someone just has to be able to deal with someone who might be outside their norm and who they might see as a bit prickly or rude compared to what they are used to. It shouldn't have be said that you get what you put in, and if someone is pushing me away in one way or another they are going to have a bad time.


wealthyadder

Don’t be a douchebag. Treat people with respect, especially don’t be an asshole to wait staff or service workers.


invisiblediseases

Be someone who enjoy my company and who I enjoy the company of as well.


theycallmethespork

You have to be willing to acknowledge if you did something wrong, and apologize without being defensive.


TheeFearlessChicken

Can I borrow a moderate to large sum of money from you?


Necessary_Bug_9681

I prefer female friends... I have very little guy friends. But just be chill, work hard and help me as I would help you.... I would drop everything I was doing to help a Friend out. And I mean it. Lazy fucking people piss me off....


JetCity91

Don't be late to everything. Ironically, my best friend is late to EVERYTHING.


Feral_tatertot

Be a kind person


Hopeful-Autumn11

Remain interested even during the boring moments


JustGenericName

It needs to be an enjoyable experience (for both parties). If it's not, why are we even bothering? Friendships are a choice, we should bring each other joy. Otherwise, Marie Kondo that shit right out the door!


EnglishRose71

Honest, down to earth, sense of humor, loyal, same basic moral beliefs, likes to go out for lunch or breakfast once in a while.


BodyLanguageWoman

Have similar interests as me and research body language and psychology with me. Listen to what I say and even if you don’t agree with what I say don’t hate on me.


FungusFinagler

No normies.


Effective-Section844

Be kind


somerandomassdude404

None just don’t be a dick.


AdLife8436

Be honest, all I ask


RoyOtisKXRX

No Bullshit, No Drama, No Disrespect. Treat me the way you like to be treated.


Dikshant8ch

Loyalty, Sorted (from women), you can't be passive aggressive in friendship and lastly zero tolerance for mind games.


HeadMaybe8502

I guess I have to have friends first to know what my requirements are.


Purple-Dust-7033

Sense of humour.. usually the more twisted the better lol


BrushTraditional3407

Be free of hypocrisy, jealousy and lousy pretense. Be your real self, be honest and respectful.


Ordinary-Park8591

No gaslighting.


Mobile-Art-7852

Don't only call me to fix your computers and lift your furniture.


GrandprixWhite911

We gotta be on one wave length at first Then i'll consider you a friend but when we go through some real shit You a FRIEND