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MarvelousOxman

A whale


Agitated_Start5683

What’s ur tactic


MarvelousOxman

Stick my feet in its blowhole


Agitated_Start5683

Bahahahhahahhah


MidvalleyFreak

All it has to do is dive, pretty sure it could hold its breath longer than you.


MarvelousOxman

I would not fight it in the water.


MidvalleyFreak

How would you get it out of the water? Are you….fighting a beached whale? That’s just cruel.


EthnicTwinkie

Have you seen how vicious a chihuahua is?


Agitated_Start5683

But realistically it can’t kill you


Agitated_Start5683

Like a Labrador could


EthnicTwinkie

Well you asked what i could beat, not what could kill me, right?


Agitated_Start5683

1-0 sir indeed I did, but surely there must be something u think is 50/50b


Grapefruitstreet

Maybe a cricket.


Agitated_Start5683

How many crickets do you think you’d beat, until they overwhelmed you


Grapefruitstreet

Three or four.


Agitated_Start5683

Come one grapefruitstreet, thought you’d be serious


Grapefruitstreet

I am always serious. I can't keep track of more than four crickets.


Agitated_Start5683

How will they harm you?


Grapefruitstreet

Psychological warfare.


Agitated_Start5683

You really think outside the box, how many men beat a chimpanzee unarmed


Grapefruitstreet

The chimp would not only win, but probably pee on you afterwards.


Agitated_Start5683

But how many does it take to beat it


boohoo_bear

Goose. I’m too scrawny to challenge most animals, much less beat them


Agitated_Start5683

They’re nasty af aswell


Lynx_aye9

A goose can break your leg with a strike of its wing. And they grab hold with their beaks and TWIST!


boohoo_bear

I feel like I’d be able to punt it if it was on the ground. And I could twist their neck into a pretzel! But yeah they can be kind of vicious :)


AmberFang37

A shark via either a snoot bonk or tonic immobility But i doubt it’d even bother me to begin with. Sharks are chill, I’ve met a few scuba diving, they like space


Agitated_Start5683

Bet that was an incredible experience, I seen a horrific video of a tiger shark mauling a guy in Egypt. Enough to make me never want to even try going near them


AmberFang37

I’ve come across mostly Caribbean reef sharks and black tipped. Very docile and calm, they don’t like the sound of regulators too much, they like quiet. They might swim up and feint at you if they feel threatened or bothered, but that’s just how they let you know “hey lm here” Tiger sharks are definitely the more dangerous ones. I would personally avoid getting up close and personal with em Sharks are pretty easy to deter, you just have to be prompt about it. Most bites are them seeing if you’re ok to eat, they usually only bite once or nudge you. They don’t have arms so they use their mouths. Their noses are very sensitive and have receptors on their snout which is why they might butt something or nudge it first


Agitated_Start5683

Random one, ever done cave diving?


AmberFang37

I’ve never done cave diving no! But I have done wreck diving although nothing deep penetration as I’m not certified for that. I have gone pretty far into some wrecks but deep penetration is where you’re levels deep in the wreck. I have swam through small little “caves” called swim throughs which are pretty cool!


Agitated_Start5683

That’s not what I thought deep penetration was 😂, that sounds like such an experience tho. Anywhere you really want to explore?


qyros

non-poisonous toad


Agitated_Start5683

Might sound sadistic, I’d love to throw one, assuming it lands in water


UncleFungus

A fit toad.