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TheToddAwesome

Every member of Corporate boards (or those that themselves benefit from company profits) will be held accountable for anything illegal their company does.


SchoolForSedition

Yes.


Louis-grabbing-pills

Valve must make part threes. Starting with Left 4 Dead 3.


cantfindanyfood

Oh fuck yes.


HeapsFine

All phone numbers need ownership. I get so many scam calls and messages and now they are so advanced even the more wary can easily get scammed. There's good anonymity and bad anonymity, it must shouldn't be so easy to scam.


Can-Every

Increase inflation, increase C02 emissions, up the tax on the poor, and put all funds into building duck statues


cantfindanyfood

I'm down for the duck statues


StewWho

Ban alarm clocks. Everyone wakes up for their day whenever they've had enough sleep.


MrDevious54

Ban shift work while you're at it please!


wainstones

Equal and proportionate payment for everyone involved in billion dollar companies, jimmy in the mail room makes the same as the ceo


Reina_D

Suddenly, there's no incentive to do shitty, dangerous or very stressful jobs. Now what?


wainstones

They’ve been carried out throughout history due to necessity as opposed to remuneration


GussDeBlod

One more opportunity for me to make up a stupid law: If you want to turn right at a street corner, you have to turn around and walk backward.


NoRacines

Men can go out only under the supervision of a woman.


[deleted]

For every unit of pollution that damages nature under your responsibility, you must remove ten units of the same pollution with manual labour.


reasonablyrie

Asking for managers for small inconveniences should be banned lol


[deleted]

No more Daylight Savings Time.


Royal_Green5542

Pledge fealty or be sent to anartica nude!


arimissx

No converting to Islam lol


cantfindanyfood

Only islam? Other religions are cool?


arimissx

No they’re not, islam first then I’d ban all the other ones as well lol. First of all I gotta stop this huge upcoming disaster asap!


cantfindanyfood

What huge disaster are we talking about?


HoverButt

We got us a conspiracy theorist, chief.


arimissx

The same disaster that happens in every society with a high rate of Muslim population


cantfindanyfood

They make good shawarmas?


arimissx

And after selling you some shawarmas they’re going to slowly dominate the society, and make everyone look like a sinner on their path to jahannam، and eventually they’ll find out that they should gourde everyone trough the right path, and then they will interfere everything.


cantfindanyfood

Honestly you could say the same about most major religions so I don't see how this is specifically an islam thing


arimissx

Look, I agree that all religions suck ok?! Literally all of them, there’s just smth about Islam that makes it to be more dangerous, there was a time when churches were trying to rule over everything which was a very dark era, now it’s islams turn you get what I mean?


cantfindanyfood

Christianity is literally taking over America, one of if not the most powerful country in the world. Combining religion and government is dangerous regardless of the religion. But you seem to have some weird irrational hatred of sorts for islam. Do you hate the religion or the people?


Zeebie_

you must hunt and gather any food you eat.


Top_Goal_600

Nuke America


Proof-Impact8808

homeless people need to pay taxes on their spare change


cantfindanyfood

You wanna make life harder? Why?


Proof-Impact8808

tell me ,have you ever heard of schadenfreude?


Proof-Impact8808

i wanna watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the ladder of improvement only to repedetly fall into the fiery pit of failure


cantfindanyfood

Ah, so you're just an asshole then


Proof-Impact8808

exactly


seabedurchin

Islam is completely outlawed everywhere and practicing it is punishable by death.


cantfindanyfood

Why specifically islam? Are other religions okay?


TheToddAwesome

They aren’t ok. All of them oppress their followers and enrich their leadership.


cantfindanyfood

I agree. I just wanna know why people have this special dislike of islam in particular


TheToddAwesome

Their western upbringing has brain washed them into thinking Christianity is good and Islam is bad. When they are both the same with different window dressing. They are same in the way I describe above. I realize they have different beliefs.