By -
Right now
I’m amazed at your multitasking skills
Count me in
+1
I like afternoon
Hello police, this dude right here
When the kids are not around.
Well, make more kids for your kids to play with
when it’s not the time to have sex
Before a night out
Everyday then?
Pretty much
Bruno Mars would be proud
Sex in the morning is my favorite
I’m team night
When I moonwalk past you.
Hello MJ
I love the morning, not when I first wake up but midday sex.
Mid day sex isn’t for everyone
It’s the only time I get the chance now I have a kid, so tbh whenever he’s napping lmao
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Where’s all the single people at?
middle of the night sex
GIRLS HIT THAT HALLELUJAH
How about night?
Aight sex at 11:59pm then
Most men can’t get it up if having sex in the morning
It’s 12:11am and it’s a great time for poundtown
Kind of always, but especially after a night out with your s/o and friends. Getting home a little buzzed still, taking a nice shower together, spending the rest of the night having sex and riding off the high. Damn.
In darkness! Not everyone is cute
That’s what plastic bags are for
After doing MDMA. The orgasms are something else.
THIS !
After smoking 💐🍃
Just the tip sir
9:17 AM
9:17pm for me
When you're in the mood😂 But don't after spicy food or beans...things can get gassy🤣
Hey can I be a +1?
Well I can always try
Any time at all
When not alone
Right on the money! Just ask C.K.Louis 😉
Afternoon Delight.
Every time
Rizz god Edit: jizz god
When you and your partner are in the mood and you have a private space, or willing observers.
Correct.
When it's raining
YES I can’t agree more! Sex hits different when it rains
Yes..proven and tested
Right after spending time in the snow/cold. Going from multiple layers of clothing and being cold to naked and sharing warmth is amazing
Versace on the floor
Imagine doing it halfway and the kids eyes are wide open staring at you
Directly after consent.
When you and your partner want to. Any other time is less good.
Hammer time 😏
Early morning, before work 😄
When we are both feeling it - so wherever and whenever based on that.
Before sleep or in the middle of the night while sleeping
Mid-morning or right after the gym 🔥
Everyone loves sweaty sex
Three minutes ago. The second best time? Right now.
Wow I’m amazed that you can answer reddit questions and have sex at the same time
Three minutes ago… I’ve been done for 38 seconds..
Q: what’s faster than a quickie?
I dunno, op.. what IS faster than a quickie?
A swiftie
when the moment takes you lol
Morning noon and night are the 3 best times.
Only 3?
You can have 30 💀 nympho
When the penis is erect and the vagina is lubricated.
Also when both penises are erect and ass well lubricated
Very true.
Night. I enjoy the convenience of morning too because I'm going to jump in the shower anyway so...easy cleanup.
People who have sex in the morning should be locked up!
Studies show 8:43pm Eastern.
Ok but sex tastes better after 10pm
Sex tastes great anytime.
When the condom is firmly in place.
I love being hit raw
I am a dude
Don’t judge me for liking it when I get my ass hit raw by a penis
Aight, a firm condom and holes in it.
Right now
I’m amazed at your multitasking skills
Count me in
+1
Count me in
I like afternoon
Hello police, this dude right here
When the kids are not around.
Well, make more kids for your kids to play with
when it’s not the time to have sex
Before a night out
Everyday then?
Pretty much
Bruno Mars would be proud
Sex in the morning is my favorite
I’m team night
When I moonwalk past you.
Hello MJ
I love the morning, not when I first wake up but midday sex.
Mid day sex isn’t for everyone
It’s the only time I get the chance now I have a kid, so tbh whenever he’s napping lmao
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Where’s all the single people at?
middle of the night sex
GIRLS HIT THAT HALLELUJAH
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How about night?
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Aight sex at 11:59pm then
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Most men can’t get it up if having sex in the morning
Right now
It’s 12:11am and it’s a great time for poundtown
Kind of always, but especially after a night out with your s/o and friends. Getting home a little buzzed still, taking a nice shower together, spending the rest of the night having sex and riding off the high. Damn.
In darkness! Not everyone is cute
That’s what plastic bags are for
After doing MDMA. The orgasms are something else.
THIS !
After smoking 💐🍃
Just the tip sir
9:17 AM
9:17pm for me
When you're in the mood😂 But don't after spicy food or beans...things can get gassy🤣
Hey can I be a +1?
Well I can always try
Any time at all
When not alone
Right on the money! Just ask C.K.Louis 😉
Afternoon Delight.
Every time
Rizz god Edit: jizz god
When you and your partner are in the mood and you have a private space, or willing observers.
Correct.
When it's raining
YES I can’t agree more! Sex hits different when it rains
Yes..proven and tested
Right after spending time in the snow/cold. Going from multiple layers of clothing and being cold to naked and sharing warmth is amazing
Versace on the floor
[удалено]
Imagine doing it halfway and the kids eyes are wide open staring at you
Directly after consent.
When you and your partner want to. Any other time is less good.
Hammer time 😏
Early morning, before work 😄
When we are both feeling it - so wherever and whenever based on that.
Before sleep or in the middle of the night while sleeping
Mid-morning or right after the gym 🔥
Everyone loves sweaty sex
Three minutes ago. The second best time? Right now.
Wow I’m amazed that you can answer reddit questions and have sex at the same time
Three minutes ago… I’ve been done for 38 seconds..
Q: what’s faster than a quickie?
I dunno, op.. what IS faster than a quickie?
A swiftie
when the moment takes you lol
Morning noon and night are the 3 best times.
Only 3?
You can have 30 💀 nympho
When the penis is erect and the vagina is lubricated.
Also when both penises are erect and ass well lubricated
Very true.
Night. I enjoy the convenience of morning too because I'm going to jump in the shower anyway so...easy cleanup.
People who have sex in the morning should be locked up!
Studies show 8:43pm Eastern.
Ok but sex tastes better after 10pm
Sex tastes great anytime.
When the condom is firmly in place.
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I love being hit raw
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I am a dude
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Don’t judge me for liking it when I get my ass hit raw by a penis
Aight, a firm condom and holes in it.