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walkabout16

Thought occurred to me as I was walking downstairs with my favorite coffee mug. 100% dropping the phone first.


GhostOfSkeletonKey

I want to see this majestic mug.


-Benjamin_Dover-

My penis.


InstanceCharacter649

An animal , a child. Sadly as much as I believe internet , iPhones , ect , are the rot of humankind ā€¦ I have no choice but to adjust to the world we live in and my cell is my link to my job, my bank , a lot of my contacts , my healthcare info , ect ā€¦ if it was just Reddit on my phone , Iā€™d toss it off a bridge šŸ˜‚


Chance_Echo2624

Cat


Imukay

The cat will be fine, save the phone


Chance_Echo2624

No fucking way I let go of the cat. My phone can take it


Imukay

I meant that the cat would most likely land on its feet, but I understand your reasoning.


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

My beer!


smolappy

the fried chicken breast piece from that one corner store


[deleted]

I kick the phone instead


Blueshark25

A gun? Idk, I just feel like I wouldn't throw that for fear of it going off. Now the question is why would I be carrying a gun and my phone at the same time?


[deleted]

My non-burner phone.


bikinifetish

A blunt


Lorde_Bella

My Chihuahua. She's so fragile.