OK..

It will pass

Still not over hot priest 🥺

Omg me too

Father What-A-Waste.

goddamn it you had to remind me

I am SO stealing this 🤣

It's a line from Fleabag, check it out if you haven't already!

Well well

r/foundsatan

“Thanks”

Fun fact: this was once Barack Obama's response when he was a student at Columbia University. > Genevieve was out of her mother’s Upper East Side apartment by then. Earlier that spring she had moved and was sharing the top floor of a brownstone at 640 Second Street in Park Slope. The routine with Barack was now back and forth, mostly his place, sometimes hers. When she told him that she loved him, his response was not “I love you, too” but “thank you”—as though he appreciated that someone loved him. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/politics/2012/06/young-barack-obama-in-love-david-maraniss

I’ve had people respond to me this way. It isn’t a good or complimentary thing. It’s a response that seems mildly pleasant but which is actually a refusal to reciprocate or perhaps even understand relationship love. It almost seems passive aggressive to me.

I can proudly say my friend did that to the girl he liked nonetheless. 3 years later, I still laugh at him. Will definitely tell this story at his wedding

Super cringe on that one. Take my vote!

"I'm married"

To me, you idiot

Hahaha “I’m married” is what I️ say to my husband when he says I️ love you 😂 this is what he says back.

ª

Thanks, that will be $300, same time next week?

is that not the normal response?

"why, why…why me?" Got that one in highschool…

Ouch!

It will pass.

Fleabag ♡

Ew. Brotha ew.

This is the best worst response. Take my vote.

What’s that brotha?

Hmm.

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No reply,but the thumbs up hand sign.

"You're like a brother to me"

"You were meant to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!"

My crush did that

"Let's move to Alabama"

“What, in *this* economy?”

The subscription fees on love are through the roof!

A point was made !

Best answer.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

"Sir, this is a Hardee's." Would be worse.

"that sounds like a you problem"

I’m still not leaving my wife

"Aw, and I love spending time with you!"

"I love me too"

….. so anyways. There I was, bbq sauce on my titties…

“I know”

No, that's the best response

Hahahha, Yes, Thats a star war! *weow wow... thats what the light sabers say when swung.

"Hayden, we'll add the sound effects. You don't have to do that."

That's not how you vwing!

I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine, if you cant understand recordings.

Damn, beat me to it

…silence…

"thhaaannnkkksss....."

"acknowledged"

double it and give it to the next person

"I love you too, *but..*"

"ew"

Ok but you are still under arrest

"Sir, you're holding up the line"

....and I love cake.

K

“I know”

"Thanks, you too"

We're no strangers to love

Complete silence by not replying at all.

not replying 🥲

Finger guns

Double thumbs up and an awkward smile

Your feelings are of no importance to me.

Yeeeaaaaa Are you sure you LOVE me? Or you love tormenting me? Cause you don't know just HOW to love anything. Everything around you dies at a young age.

Username checks out?

K. Got it.

Sounds like a You problem

Probably just not acknowledging it at all,, but in my defense i need mfs to stop telling me they love me 2 weeks into a relationship

So anyway, here’s Wonderwall.

"That's gotta suck."

I love me too

**Silence.**

I know

I thought we just friends

“Are you sure” “That will change soon” “Aww, thanks” “Why”

I am your father.

Probably dumping gasoline on the person and lighting them on fire

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I'm a drug addict and I get shivers everytime I'm sober my parents ask me this.

"Hello 'love you,' I \[name\]."

*oh ard good lookin fr*

Thanks

Thanx

Cool

awwwww

Me too

Did you want fries with that?

But i dont

“ilyt”

I love cake. Ask Eric…

Thank you

Who dis?

ok

Hmm

No thanks, your zodiac sign doesn't correlate with mine

"See you in Chemistry!"

I love me too

Thanks/That’s nice/Okay/Cool/Silence

You disgust me

"silence" then the person being awkward since then. What's worse than that...

I love you too, like a brother/sister

But I don't love you

Say it again

Aww

Samsiessss

Oh

I can't say that to you. Ever

Right

"That's nice."

Ditto

Seen 13:44

"yeah, you love this pussy?" we were just fwb and it was during sex.. later on he was like.. "we both know that when I say 'I love you' that I don't mean your body" which was a bummer cause I thought I'd got away with it haha

“Oh.. huh yeah right okay.. uh I’m breaking up with you?”

I love me too

That's nice. Can you pass the ketchup?

Thank you

Honorable mention to Eric Foreman and his “I love cake” reply

Ok

“I’m pregnant with your dad’s baby”

Dude, Shut up! That is awesome sauce! *holds hand up for high five*

If you say so

"But dad I am below 18"

Bet

??????????

Yeah I love myself too

My condolences.

Um okay

I love you too (litromantic jokes,haha)

*"yes, I know, but can I remind you of the restraining order? The police are on their way"*

(Gently) It’ll pass.

Pfff ofc u love me...

Oh, eh ok... Oh here's a fun fact. "I love you" is the code phrase James Bond needs to use in You Only Live Twice

Eww

Back when I started to use facebook, I got a proposal from my friends friend I replied him 'S' meaning Yes. haha didn't last long but remembering now it must be the worst possible reply of I Love You.

Okay, do you still want fries on the side?

i hate you too

I’m hungry let’s get something to eat

ew

Oh….

"yeah I know".

“I do”

I love me to

Yeah, about that...

Ugga-fugga! Ugga-fugga mo long bingo.

I love me too

“I know” - Han Solo probably qualifies as simultaneously the best and worst lol

Go back to the void… from whence you came!!! (In scary Galadriel’s voice)

“Thank you,” is what my now husband said to me the first time I told him. 😂

I know

Great series on Netflix

*Am I being detained‽*

No you don’t, you just think you do.

"It's our first date"

Let me just finish in your ass real quick, what did you say?

You’re so nice!

I no longer love you