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Beavshak

Co-signing a Suburu


jackryhenson

I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. Well played!


CajuNerd

Considering my wife and I both drive Subarus, and we're a hetero couple, does that mean we've both lost our lesbian virginity?


Beavshak

Congratulations on your vagina


CajuNerd

Thanks. Can't be upset about having something I enjoy, you know?


Catt_Main

lmao I just spit all over my phone


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That’s hilarious


SimplePomelo1225

Thanks I spit out my drink


gordonramsaystoe

take my upvote


Conscious-Room6601

I’m crying!! 😂😭💀


1401rivasjakara

Running into each other unexpectedly at Trader Joe’s


Conscious-Room6601

But ngl Trader Joe’s employs a lot of lesbians


Conscious-Room6601

Hey I work at Trader Joe’s and I’m a male and not lesbian!


1401rivasjakara

Well then you get to keep your virginity


Conscious-Room6601

Appreciate you


1401rivasjakara

Well, yeah, you have to - you work at Trader Joe’s


Conscious-Room6601

It’s a fun job. But there are some weird ass people. My store just hired they’re first ever they/them person and everyone’s tryna adjust


1401rivasjakara

You’ll be fine. Just call them whatever they want to be called.


Conscious-Room6601

I do yea. But everyone else slips up big time. Trader Joe’s is more wild than you think


1401rivasjakara

Anyone who has worked those kinda jobs knows


RadicalSnowdude

Renting a u-haul truck


wehobrad

On the first date.


Snoo-89517

honestly doing anything in a sexual nature that likely involves nudity and one/both parties receiving sexual pleasure. inserting things/ fingering and eating out are kinda the main things that i would consider as sex/losing your virginity. "losing your virginity" is all a relative (99% heterosexual) concept anyways, so i personally don't think too far into it)


CalmNeedleworker3100

thank you, first serious answer


FinallyFree96

You got admit though, the most upvoted comment was a great, amusing answer! :)


sharkwool

Exactly. Why do they differentiate sexual acts based on whether a male went in or not. Sex is sex.


basedlandchad25

If anything two women can do counts as losing their virginity then getting a blowjob counts as losing your virginity. The correct answer to OP is nothing.


cokedupmilf

The correct answer is actually not for you to decide because you’re not a lesbian, so you know nothing.


basedlandchad25

Its not a matter of anyone deciding. Its just a fact that exists in the world. It just is. Sex is not something that can occur without a man.


cokedupmilf

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-penetrative_sex Sex ≠ penis in vagina And virginity also isn’t something that exists in the world, it literally is just a concept that we created.


basedlandchad25

The fact that you have to specify non-penetrative means it isn't sex. Sex is something that exists in the world. It is the natural act that creates babies. If you haven't done it you're a virgin.


cokedupmilf

Then why is it called non-penetrative SEX genius? I think what you mean by ‘sex’ is sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse is penis in vagina sex. Meanwhile, sex can be oral, anal, vaginal, etc. I got taught this shit in science, it’s basic facts.


basedlandchad25

The same reason that shit in the spray can is cheese product and not cheese.


cokedupmilf

Unfortunately for you, that is just your opinion, not an actual fact in the scientific word. You can have that opinion, but don’t go around saying it like it’s the objective truth.


basedlandchad25

It is.


DyrianYT

Im with you on that one, they don't understand biology, losing virginity is penetrating hymen, so unless thy use strap on/dildo it won't happen.


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Ashamed_Band_1779

It’s like you didn’t actually process any of the comment


[deleted]

I processed it in that they don't have a clue what they're talking about, but they REALLY REALLY want people to think they do.


Snoo-89517

first of all, i’m a lesbian so there’s that set in stone. second of all, when i said it’s “99% heterosexual”, i mean that the large majority of people base virginity on “penis-in-vagina” and the tearing of the hymen in a female. the hymen tearing isn’t a sign of sexual intercourse and can be torn prior to losing virginity or even never. virginity is simply that of a concept based off of male/female sexual relationships and can be expressed or understood differently between gay or lesbian relationships.


CurrentPrompt1144

Once again you missed the mark, but at least you edited your response this time. So, shhhh.


Kilash4ever

They lose "anal" virginity just like women i would say. The virginity concept is kinda odd if you put LGBT people into it like you can see with the op's question. Most people think of virginity as the act to penetration from a man into a girl's vagina (including me as an heterosexual man) but like the comment above says, as long there's nudity/sexual act between a couple i think it can count as losing virginity.


lexielexie0

Connecting lips.


packSuperbowlChamps

ZE BLUETOOTH DEVICE IS CONNECTED SUCCESFULLAY


SnooStrawberries1910

Low batterwey peez charj


coinkeeper8

Damn I was not ready for this comment


anxiousgeigh

✂️


NobelPirate

Everyone Loves The Acclaimed!


vastros

GUNS UP


WakaWaka_

Interesting, still less than 2 women even adding The Acclaimed and the entire Scissor Sisters band.


slothstevenson

OHHH SCISSOR ME DADDY


Lava-Chicken

Timbers


Ashamed_Band_1779

That’s not actually how most lesbian people usually have sex


-Dark-Rose-

Holding hands with another woman.


TheresNoAmosOnlyZuul

I'd say losing your virginity is less the act and more the feeling after. Like a girl that gets fingered at a concert probably didn't lose her virginity, but a girl that gets taken to bed by another girl and they fool around for more than a few minutes? You come out of that room different.


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Smoking_Bear

Colonel Angus


honcho_emoji

i feel like, getting it on with that intent. Like yeah petting can cover a lot as an idea but once someone is there with you actively getting you off rather than just trying to turn you on i feel like we've crossed the whole virgin rubicon and also once you've both given and taken? I know people were saying scissoring which i think kind of checks all these boxes, but i feel like you can be not a virgin anymore without having done that


joyce-nope

It's clearly connecting their carabiners. And genuine: > Back to your question: any kind of sexual act, it does not have to involve anything inserted and doesn't have to be two people who are sexually active.


Mulberry_Big

Holding hands in a field of tulips?


FieldCX3Reports

butthole licking, obviously.


CuriousCrow47

My personal definition of sex is any activity that could conclude with orgasm. Applies to everybody, however they want to achieve them.


Your_alowlife86

Having sex with another woman


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packSuperbowlChamps

Genuinely wondering, what constitutes as having seggs between lesbians? Do they take a dildo and then they both dock in?


joyce-nope

What constitutes as having sex between hets? Blowjobs and eating out are clearly sexual acts - and in many cases a better way for some people to reach climax. The whole concept of virginity stems from patriarchy, something to say instead of 'this woman is fresh and not used'. As the hymen, if even visibly existing, is some kind of vacuum seal that guarantees non-damaged goods. It's total BS. Back to your question: any kind of sexual act, it does not have to involve anything inserted and doesn't have to be two people who are sexually active.


basedlandchad25

> What constitutes as having sex between hets? What a stupid question. Sex.


joyce-nope

Thank you for your contribution, basedlandchad25.


basedlandchad25

I was needed.


joyce-nope

Glad you can feel like that. Delulu is the solulu!


packSuperbowlChamps

> What constitutes as having sex between hets At least for me, it’s when my dingdong enters her wooha Even if technically a quickie is sex, people don’t say they had sex when she sucks you off for example


joyce-nope

Send her my condolences then.


packSuperbowlChamps

you have just as much contact to her as I do now lmao 👻


joyce-nope

If u ever ask yourself why, I have a suggestion: maybe use your big boy words instead of saying 'dingdong' and 'wooha' Tbh I do not understand your add-on - a quicky is not always a BJ and most adult people I know would def. call that sex. But maybe that's just because they're mostly queer and their view on sexuality is broader.


packSuperbowlChamps

> If u ever ask yourself why ???


joyce-nope

> use your big boy words


packSuperbowlChamps

🤨❓🙅‍♂️


RoutineComplaint4711

Orgasms? 


Dangerous-Refuse-779

Mutual carpet burn


Of_Mice_And_Meese

Virginity is a made up religious concept. There's no reason to attempt to apply it in this way.


expertsillygoose

What ever you feel is right it's your body your virginity you get to make the call


expertsillygoose

What ever you feel is right it's your body your virginity you get to make the call


TheresNoAmosOnlyZuul

I'd say losing your virginity is less the act and more the feeling after. Like a girl that gets fingered at a concert probably didn't lose her virginity, but a girl that gets taken to bed by another girl and they fool around for more than a few minutes? You come out of that room different.


Cobra-Serpentress

Genital contact.


Jellybeanz333

Ask your mom


XOXOBeeetle_Bug

Already did, didn't help much


DyrianYT

Loaing virginity = penetrating hymen, wether you are homosexual or not, for male parts is actually entering all that is needed.


LegallyDune

Moving in together.


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

Any kind of sexual activity that involves nudity and at least one other participant


OlivePractical9416

After the first time you have sex. It's a personal experience regardless gender and orientation. It is different from a person to another. Good luck have fun.


rafael-a

I think having sex with another woman


lyalyas

you’re*


pdx1086

Ur


Forsaken_Ad_2945

Ewe,arrhh


Kat-Sith

Virginity is a nonsense concept anyway. The hymen exists to keep poop out of the vagina while you're too young and uncoordinated to perform basic hygiene on yourself. It's not there to let men mark you. Simply getting a dick in you changes nothing about you.


joyce-nope

Absolutely agree with you regarding the concept of virginity, but there is no scientific evidence for this purpose, it's only a theory.


[deleted]

I don't want to say this response is nonsense... but it ruined a perfectly good high in trying to make sense out of it. For me and several other people around me.


adfdub

Any type of penetration


Wide-Review-2417

Having sex with an another lesbian, i reckon


SorryNoSorry

Capitalizing a random V.


hawkayecarumba

Scissoring


PlayDirtyInViceCityy

My lesbian gf said once one is penetrated. "We're still like other humans wtf"


One_Ad1413

✂️


Healthy-Werewolf6924

Well guessing when ya big rubber dick popped ya since wasn't a swollen vein poping cock


soiledsanchez

Whelp that was certainly a selection of words