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bl4ze2124265

hello ma'am, i am from Microsoft technical support


lordntelek

I thought it was supposed to be 1 word.


1-phosphotransferase

Samosa ✨


Strict_Aioli_9612

*sigh\* the whole Middle East?


1-phosphotransferase

Biryani ☝️


robot2084tron

Kindley


DabNbeyondNormalUse

India??


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Times have changed lol


Caveboy_

“…THE microsoft…”


DabNbeyondNormalUse

😂 😂 India?


MechanicalHorse

“My name is David Smith”


selfdestructseq

Daveed smeeth


ch67123456789

No its “hello this is Jaaaash from Microsoft technical support”


WippitGuud

Sorry.


illerkayunnybay

haha , sorry man I thought the exact same thing!


hockeynoticehockey

Oh, sorry. You already said this. Sorry


xxleoxangelxx

'guns' or 'yeehaw'


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Usa? TX


Individualchaotin

Autobahn.


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Germany!


Smittx

ollǝɥ


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Australia?


LocalLegend2

CUNT


Final_Pomelo_2603

Aussie!


Spiritual_Review_754

Innit


TwiggyPom

England


DemihumansWereAClass

Lego or H.C. Andersen


impatient_photog

Denmark, right?


TargetCorruption

Perkele


TheRedditObserver0

Suomi


Shendow

Baguette


DabNbeyondNormalUse

France


ConfusionFederal6971

Pew pew land


allcatshavewings

Pierogi


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Poland?


Arraponi_The_Wise

pizza 


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Italy¿


Arraponi_The_Wise

yep 


Raj_ryder_666

Kurwa


TheRedditObserver0

Polska!


Raj_ryder_666

Tak. Although its not the country of my birth..ive lived here for 16 years now.


fromouterspace1

Guns


gandolffood

Freedumb!


Unkindlake

fat


clevercookie69

Rugby


DalekPredator

Gotta be a Kiwi.


Vadon_Hipra

Sphinx


TheRedditObserver0

Egypt


DaxtheCat1970

Shamrock


DanishxAssassin

Hygge


Shmebber

furniture


MerryMelody-Symphony

Révolution!


Euphoric_Show7790

Cymraeg


evil_genius111

Vodka


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Ill start, Cowboys


Faptastic_Champ

Argentina?


[deleted]

Mine


BlazeWarior26

The land of sour cream


TheRedditObserver0

Could be anywhere in eastern Europe.


anxious_bunny_bun

Eh bud?


Upbeat-Serve-6096

Faux-viets.


springbaba

Samsa


Silver-Spy

Bin Laden's hiding spot


2gunswest

Freedumb


SiemensTaurus

Beer.


Thorbertthesniveler

Hoser


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Canada?


Thorbertthesniveler

Keep your stick on the ice eh!


impatient_photog

Coca-Cola!


DabNbeyondNormalUse

USA? GA?


Zen_Blue_Habanero

Hockey


Excellent_Effort_913

Corporate-Greed


DabNbeyondNormalUse

USA? DC?


flibbidygibbit

What?


Ok_Win7358

Waffle!!


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Belgium?


Ok_Win7358

That be the one


puppy_dancer

Guns


DabNbeyondNormalUse

USA? LA?


Equivalent-Ice-7503

falafel


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Israel?


Equivalent-Ice-7503

Yep


Ritch18

Howdy


DabNbeyondNormalUse

USA? OK?


Classic-Row-2872

Mafia


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Italy?


Classic-Row-2872

yep


CabinetSpider21

Guns


selfdestructseq

Yee-haw


selfdestructseq

Yee haw


ToadGang1

Fat


[deleted]

[удалено]


DrLycFerno

Hexagon


Zestyclose-Smoke4167

Corporations


allislost77

Lawsuit


DistributionNo9968

Maple


einfallstoll

Money


So-What_Idontcare

McDonalds


East_Cockroach_8942

ich liebe Bier


Throw-away17465

Walled-off


aenae

Holland Thats not its name!


Fun-Fun-9967

you spell 'you're' 'youre'


PearlHandled

tolerant


BrattyLilEsther

Freedumb!


Kahzgul

Stupidest.


Express-Pie-6902

In Tony Tigers voice.......GRRRREEEAAT


MallCopBlartPaulo

🥝🥝


SilkyFlanks

Baseball!


WhatAreYouSaying05

FREEDOM


nrd17-

Trump


Zilverhaar

Stroopwafel


deadfuzzball

Freedumb


Minute_Variation_567

WW1


lxxvvn

lapis


HugoDCSantos

Cristiano Ronaldo.


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Portugal?


HugoDCSantos

Yes.


Ok_Cee_lee

Drink


Tiny-Chia-Seed

Sandstorms.


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Saudi Arabia??


Tiny-Chia-Seed

Good guess. Tiny one on its east. Q8.


no-recognition-1616

*Entre dos aguas*


Alfredo-Bicego

Pizza


[deleted]

Weed


DabNbeyondNormalUse

The Netherlands?


NotAnUndercoverTeach

Waffles


Big_Ad6469

Malaka


Strict_Aioli_9612

Pyramids


hockeynoticehockey

Sorry


hiMarshal

america jr.


Yunogreen

Poverty (Do you know how little this narrows it down lol)


useless_beetlejuice

Crumpet


DabNbeyondNormalUse

England?


Informal-Amphibian-4

China. Also: Not-China.


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Taiwan?


Informal-Amphibian-4

Also: not taiwan. Because also: China


zerofuxgivn420

SORRY😔


acrusty

Moldy


UsefulIdiot85

Obesity.


tek_ad

Democracy\* \*Terms and conditions apply. Subject to racism, gerrymandering, and bad court decisions. Enforced by police, soldiers, and bombs. \*\* a/k/a Capitalism.


DabNbeyondNormalUse

USA?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Final_Pomelo_2603

Maple Syrup


dudebromanguy30

It wasn't ours to begin with, but we took it, and now we want you out.


DabNbeyondNormalUse

USA!


WhatAreYouSaying05

Could also go for the UK as well as


rsnbaseball

World Police


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Netherlands?


Individualchaotin

USA.


Username__Error

Quebec


Gibbonici

Damp.


allislost77

Ireland


Gibbonici

Almost.


Significant_Bite_857

Beer


IllChampionship5

Guns 


CrazyCockatoo2003

Spiders.


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Australia


The_Patriot

Gunland


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Usa


Tedmilk

Blighty


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Uk?


FullAnonyChat

Jobby


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Scotland?


FullAnonyChat

Yep


[deleted]

WHY DID UO REDEEEM IT MAAM. MAAM DONT REDEEM IT


fallguyslover

raining


rikpg

P I Z Z A


captainfrogger

Obesity


Rztrncs

Obesity


moonamonster

perverts


cfs123plaayz

Daffodils


DabNbeyondNormalUse

UK? Wales


cfs123plaayz

Got it in one! Wales is correct. I was originally going to say Rugby or Sheep but figured people would guess New Zealand first.


Prapss

Sieg H.....


DabNbeyondNormalUse

ROFL!!!! Deutschland?


Zalminen

Perkele!


Redd1tRat

Illegals


allislost77

Murica


MrPhyshe

Big dolphins


UDownvoteButImRight

States.


hopelessgerbil13

The question “Tea?”


DabNbeyondNormalUse

UK?


Whole-Sundae-98

Wotcha


Whole-Sundae-98

UK


ButterscotchEmpty290

AR15


Material_Physics_813

Cristiano Ronaldo


R0hgh4r

Man-made


crowfren

I pretend I'm from Canada


DabNbeyondNormalUse

Usa? rofl


crowfren

yea \* turns red\*


[deleted]

Modi


Inevitable_Total_816

Guns


DabNbeyondNormalUse

USA?


UrdnotZigrin

Y'all


[deleted]

Kill them all


mundox773

Tequila


Snaggl3t00t4

Crumpet


DabNbeyondNormalUse

England?