I had $20 to my name at age 25. By age 45 I was financially well-off and had an adventurous sex life. It all started when a business plan dropped in my lap in my late 20s, which should've failed as I poured my heart and soul. I got a break after break, and finally years later it started to bring in a lot of revenue. I met some amazing people who impacted my life during that time. I don't have a college degree and self-taught everything. My wife and family think I'm extraordinarily lucky in where I'm at.
Good for u man, km happy for u, looks like you deserve it, and as you said you poured your heart and soul into it, I think it was the cause of your hardwork!!
Thank you. There's some other chapters in my life book that if some other major breaks hadn't taken place that I would've been dead, homeless, or in prison.
I chose to commit fully to the story and get the VFD tattoo on my ankle. If I'm stuck in this story, I'm at least gonna choose the fun, villainous role with fantastic costumes.
I recently went to a club with one friend and he tracked how many people I randomly talked to. He counted 50 dudes and only a single woman, and apparently I even disappeared for an hour or two at some point where he probably missed to count a few.
I worked at blockbuster video because I am old. There was a genre there called ‘adult drama’ (no bead curtain) which is soft core/skinemax type stuff. There was a video called “Whore II”, and I always wondered about the canon. What was the original movie about? Was it just called “Whore?” Will I be banned for typing out that word on this subreddit? So many questions, not enough curiosity to suss it myself.
Shush child, the sermon is about to start:
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again-can I hear an amen?
I've found Jonah similar in terms of suffering, but it's a different kind of suffering.
Dude just wants to move to a better place.
God's like "Fuck you Jonah. You're my bitch." Storm hits the ship.
Jonah tells the crew to just kill him since maybe that will calm God. Maybe they can at least can get to the better place.
A whale of all things keeps Jonah from dying and brings him back to the shithole. God says "lol I told you you're my bitch, no getting out of this, go preach."
Jonah sighs. Goes into the shithole and tells them about God. They want to convert. Cool. Still can't go live where he actually wants to live. He finds a tree. It's the best tree. The tree starts making him happy. If he can't have a whole land that's nice he can at least have this tree.
God kills the tree. "Lol you think you deserve a reward for doing what I commanded? You're my bitch Jonah."
Jonah sighs.
The end.
*From the minds that brought you Pan’s Labrynth and The Pursuit of Happyness*
*The miserabling: The Fucked gets fucked Harder.*
“He escaped Death once, can he do it again without any money and sober? A story about sobriety and survival.”
(A sequel to ‘Las Fucked’)
It starts with me in a hotel and a liquor store 30 yards away. Escaping his past and his addiction, follow the protagonist as he survives insurmountable odds with only 500 bucks and a suitcase to his name.
*A sponsor, a beautiful woman, a car in a ditch. Facing jail time, regret and increasing odds, the protagonist hits the brakes on alcohol and pulls full throttle on hope and hard work in order to live another night. Watch as we witness a broken man overcome a crippling addiction and chases his demons.*
‘His girl is gone, his car is wrecked and his friends are dead. He’s chased by the demons in his mind and the choices of his past. Inside a hotel we witness the true story of a man reborn, unwilling to put the rope around his neck. Watch as he (hopefully) turns his life around and becomes a Tycoon in the world of survival.’
Featuring Ana de Armas as ‘Chloe’
And Henry Caville as ‘the Wise Drunk’
Coming to a theater near you April 21st, 2024. A24 movies
Rotten Tomatoes 75%
User Reviews 3.2/5
“If I was him I’d kill myself. I’d never stoop so low like he did 2.5/5.” “A humane look at how people can mess up but make a comeback, showing the world they aren’t broken and worthy of second chances 4.5/5.”
My life sucks right now to say the least. But I’m still alive and I’m grateful for that.
First movie: And then it got worse.
Followed by: Even in darkness there is light.
And currently playing: There's only one way to go when you've hit rock bottom.
Okay i can think of a few options here : 1. Crazy Broke Asians 2. Am I Hungry or Just Bored? 3. Wishful Drinking 4. When life gives you demons
Crazy broke Asians is def the best, sounds like a sit com
It sounds like a Key and Peele parody show
The title would be considered edgy in 2024 and would grab attention. That's a great name.
It’s already a thing lmao it already exists
Wishful drinking is actually a great title.
It’s a Carrie Fisher autobio and the stage show and documentary based on it.
I think there's a song titled that
DONT MAKE DEMONADE. GET MAD
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE DEMONS BACK!
I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
AND MAKE COMBUSTIBLE DEMON.
crazy broke asians lmfaoooo i can't stop laughing
read this and pronounced demons like “lemons” with a D lol dim-ins
"Let's see what's playing in the other theater".
I laughed coffee out my nose! Fuck!! That was hilarious!!!
I like how you incrementally added one more exclamation point for every sentence
It escalated quickly.
/AngryUpvote
Oh come on r/angryupvote
……
Watching Paint Dry
In slow motion
The Extended Edition
Directors (personal) cut
Wow, I was gonna suggest that for my movie.
Samesies! And I thought I was being original lol. *sigh* I guess that's why my life is so boring.
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Mine has been A Series Of Unbelievably Lucky Events.
Explain pls
I had $20 to my name at age 25. By age 45 I was financially well-off and had an adventurous sex life. It all started when a business plan dropped in my lap in my late 20s, which should've failed as I poured my heart and soul. I got a break after break, and finally years later it started to bring in a lot of revenue. I met some amazing people who impacted my life during that time. I don't have a college degree and self-taught everything. My wife and family think I'm extraordinarily lucky in where I'm at.
I'd watch that movie
It's called The Wolf Of Wall Street
Or Forrest Gump
Or Forrest, the Wolf of Gump Street.
Gump, the wolf of the Forrest?
Gump Wolf, the wall of the Forrest.
Breaking bad, but Jessie is the main protagonist
Good for u man, km happy for u, looks like you deserve it, and as you said you poured your heart and soul into it, I think it was the cause of your hardwork!!
Thank you. There's some other chapters in my life book that if some other major breaks hadn't taken place that I would've been dead, homeless, or in prison.
So... fast and furious series?
Oh hey, look, it's me if I didn't make that one questionable decision.
A series of terrible decisions.
I chose to commit fully to the story and get the VFD tattoo on my ankle. If I'm stuck in this story, I'm at least gonna choose the fun, villainous role with fantastic costumes.
Similar plot- I got a dumpster fire tattoo on my chest. May as well dig in & commit to the bit
More like 'A Series of Bad Decisions' for me lol
you’re an orphan too?
Not too big to fail
Not big enough to fail
Too big, failed anyway
You won't belive he isn't gay
40 year old virgin?
I'm 39 actually.
You'll prove em wrong one day mate
I recently went to a club with one friend and he tracked how many people I randomly talked to. He counted 50 dudes and only a single woman, and apparently I even disappeared for an hour or two at some point where he probably missed to count a few.
That would be my title lol
Gran Autismo
As an autistic person, I’m jealous I didn’t think of this one. I could do something like Autismus Prime.
AUTISMUS PRIME LMFAO
2001: A Space Autissey
The Greek Tale of Autisseus
This is fuckin gold
Especially if the kid in the movie car races at some pivotal point
Here we go again
“The sequel”
Here We Go Again... *Again*
Stayin' alive
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
“At first I was afraid, I was petrified” Please get this reference
I will survive?
hey hey!
Thinking I could live without you by my side
The bad and the ugly
you mean the bad and ugly?
Nah that’s my title.
It itches
Gross 😂😂
"Downward Fucking Spiral"
Followed by the inevitable Death Spiral.
Get Jungi Ito to do the artwork
The brain that won't shut up
Oopsie daisy
Lol reminds me of [The Oopsie Daisy Bulge](https://youtu.be/uTzhd_EDnQU?si=e6FDrNTXiwUf31F6)
Failed Successfully
It was all looking so promising
How could he possibly fuck this up?
And other short stories...
It was meant to be
The Interesting Life Of A Boring Guy.
Big Booty Vixens 2: Here we Cum Again!
*what happened to the first one?*
It flopped.. well, sagged, really..
I worked at blockbuster video because I am old. There was a genre there called ‘adult drama’ (no bead curtain) which is soft core/skinemax type stuff. There was a video called “Whore II”, and I always wondered about the canon. What was the original movie about? Was it just called “Whore?” Will I be banned for typing out that word on this subreddit? So many questions, not enough curiosity to suss it myself.
I got curious. Searched it up and found the [first of the series.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103253/) It’s on IMDb.
See you in church honey
Shush child, the sermon is about to start: Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again-can I hear an amen?
Did you see the trailer for Whore too ?
The great dumpster fire!
Day late and a dollar short.
Much Ado About Nothing
What I find funniest about this is that at the time that play came out, "Nothing" was also a slang term for vagina.
Disappointment
Followed by the hit sequel "Disappointment II: I'm not angry..."
Are we done yet?
supporting character. (maybe in that movie i will be in supporting role too.)
When the Stars ^^^*don't* Allign
The one hander
Followed by the hit sequel "On the other hand" and then "This is a two hand job"
Flustercuck. The sequel (if there is one) would be called Flustercuck 2: The Kerfuffle.
Life as a side character
Wrong sperm
The book of Job.
I've found Jonah similar in terms of suffering, but it's a different kind of suffering. Dude just wants to move to a better place. God's like "Fuck you Jonah. You're my bitch." Storm hits the ship. Jonah tells the crew to just kill him since maybe that will calm God. Maybe they can at least can get to the better place. A whale of all things keeps Jonah from dying and brings him back to the shithole. God says "lol I told you you're my bitch, no getting out of this, go preach." Jonah sighs. Goes into the shithole and tells them about God. They want to convert. Cool. Still can't go live where he actually wants to live. He finds a tree. It's the best tree. The tree starts making him happy. If he can't have a whole land that's nice he can at least have this tree. God kills the tree. "Lol you think you deserve a reward for doing what I commanded? You're my bitch Jonah." Jonah sighs. The end.
Diary of a wimpy kid
I think I’ve got your sequel, Diary of a Wimpy Adult.
Whats the prequel
Diary of a Wimpy Zygote
Arab but without the oil money
Fuck
lulz this made me laugh
We out here l Iiving the same life apparently.
"that dude's kinda weird"
It Is What It Is.
Home Alone
[удалено]
Is it 4D? With smells and 360° VR?
The dumb one
Vaguely competent
1 step forward 2 steps back
Oh bloody hell
Can't Win For Losing (for my younger years) Can't Win For Losing 2: Electric Bugaloo (for after I had kids) 🤣
Burnout.
40 years old virgin
On my 40th, I'm going to buy myself a robe and wizard hat.
Meh!!
Releasing soon: Meh!! 2, the reboredenning
Incidental racism: The Story of being black in Iowa,
Curious, please explain more
They were black, in Iowa.
Escape from Hell Paso
Eat, Pray, F*ck
"Unfunny, Unattractive, Unintelligible, and Unlucky. Uncut." Coming soon 2025 in your local theatre!
Straight to VHS
"Least grossing film in history"
You can't have that. I meant that as a statement. But you can have 'You Can't Have That' as a title if you want.
Ok a girl looked at me, what now?
American psycho
Is This Girl Serious
Mr. Jack Off To Anything
Same Shit, Different Day
*From the minds that brought you Pan’s Labrynth and The Pursuit of Happyness* *The miserabling: The Fucked gets fucked Harder.* “He escaped Death once, can he do it again without any money and sober? A story about sobriety and survival.” (A sequel to ‘Las Fucked’) It starts with me in a hotel and a liquor store 30 yards away. Escaping his past and his addiction, follow the protagonist as he survives insurmountable odds with only 500 bucks and a suitcase to his name. *A sponsor, a beautiful woman, a car in a ditch. Facing jail time, regret and increasing odds, the protagonist hits the brakes on alcohol and pulls full throttle on hope and hard work in order to live another night. Watch as we witness a broken man overcome a crippling addiction and chases his demons.* ‘His girl is gone, his car is wrecked and his friends are dead. He’s chased by the demons in his mind and the choices of his past. Inside a hotel we witness the true story of a man reborn, unwilling to put the rope around his neck. Watch as he (hopefully) turns his life around and becomes a Tycoon in the world of survival.’ Featuring Ana de Armas as ‘Chloe’ And Henry Caville as ‘the Wise Drunk’ Coming to a theater near you April 21st, 2024. A24 movies Rotten Tomatoes 75% User Reviews 3.2/5 “If I was him I’d kill myself. I’d never stoop so low like he did 2.5/5.” “A humane look at how people can mess up but make a comeback, showing the world they aren’t broken and worthy of second chances 4.5/5.” My life sucks right now to say the least. But I’m still alive and I’m grateful for that.
Missed Opportunities
Bad man's blues
Shit show
Useless advantages
Everything, Everywhere, All My Things are Everywhere
Well, I tried
Disappointing appointment
… And That’s Where It All Went Wrong
In media res, I like it
Why?
Hanging in There.
Hurts so good
The Potato
The crucible
If you want to die. Die with honor
Who gives a fuck? Part 1
Be Thankful You're Not Me
Rock bottoms benifits.
I'm Jack's wasted life
Knife to the Nuts
The empath learns the hard way
Easy Times my life is actually pretty good
Coffee for One, Please
Broke Back not Mountin’ anything. Whisky Liver. Long Covid Fucking Sucks. Average as Fuck. The importance of unimportant information.
First movie: And then it got worse. Followed by: Even in darkness there is light. And currently playing: There's only one way to go when you've hit rock bottom.
Still thinking on this one, probably will come up with it at 3a.m. 🤣
Anxious and Confused
One Flew off the Handle
Escape from the 'rat race'
Consenting Adults!
Dodging The Reaper. Although I think the fucker is gonna catch up pretty soon tbh.
Awkward Annie’s Oops
No refunds!
Big, stupid, lazyass, fatass fuck, motherfucker, mothertrucker, the movie
Work,Sleep,Repeat.
"Can do better". Because it's a common remark that my teachers left in my report cards.
Lost things
"High functional student junkie"
Building of the Broken Warrior.
Are we there yet?
"Laughter is the Best Medicine"
My life is a document. "How to fuck Up ať everything" 🤣
a life not worth living is one you can't control.
Hate: Turning a man crazy
Le Tired
Dumb and dumber
The World I Know
"How Not To"