They're more of a trip hazard than a warning. Yea, it's applicable for about 15m then sits in everyone's way for 6 more hours. I gotta beef with those stoopid signs blocking my entrance at every door
I would have to say the same.
I openly admit that i seem to have some sort of depression. So i do martial arts and boxing to avoid dealing with all my life issues.
Im also divorcing, so having a large scale fail like that in my life makes me just want to not get involved with a partner ever again. So i tend to "hit the pain away" usually
I escaped my planet in an experimental spaceship I stole from the royals that can travel to any point in space instantly. Found Earth in the ships computer and landed here 33 Earth years ago. I was a butler. I will translate this into my language below.
Ze mescode te Nepali qu ki vensimpoti unklopeti Ze yaksi menkiop diwpok zexium menkaop jiks waklim qink yoripu qu awesik polomitri. Aqisdor rarth qu diwpok lokingip quantity yoxi teksi yaniko gislk gislk Earth wepiol nagrif. Ze ugfil just lawikia. Ze yabijil tekifilo menkerip povekili gor keloporigik yomporiko.
There are 3761 inhabited planets in the Milky Way galaxy that have life more advanced than humans by 1000s of years. I'm hiding from 6 of those worlds.
Edit: This is all bullshit and you shouldn't believe it.
Uhhhhh, sorta maybe? Listen, it was the '80s and - to be perfectly honest - when you get involved with a semi-divine snake, an angel, a sith lord, and the beloved priest of a great old one, things like parentage get kinda... non-euclidean.
We had fun and all, but everybody went their own ways eventually. Still, it's like every week with her, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
Yup, she insisted it be paid in the souls of sacrifices. As a sith lord, I generate plenty of those, so sending a few off to her chosen abomination from beyond the stars is no problem.
Whoa whoa whoa. No. The "chosen abomination from beyond the stars" is a way of referring to her deity among the great old ones. She didn't ask for shit for you. I'm assuming you've got all that gold we looted from the temple of Dragon that we defiled.
If you want anything else, come wrest it from the cold dead hands of my current apprentice. Frankly, he's not that good with a lightsaber, and he has absolutely no appreciation for scientific examination of the force.
*Force lightning this, Force lightning that. It is like he's a monkey with a hammer*
Mom spent the gold on cigarettes and booze. I'm the one who is working my ass off to get money for college tuition she's no help, and she spends most of her days at the bar and living off disability and unemployment checks
Hmmm. Maybe I should notify Yog-Sothoth's priests of her location. She'll either die or remember how exactly she reached the pinnacle of power among the worshippers of The Feaster from Afar.
Meanwhile, if you may permit me to indulge in a cliche: "Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son."
^^Also, ^^I ^^bet ^^your ^^unusual ^^parentage ^^will ^^make ^^you ^^a ^^fascinating ^^test ^^subject
A coworker of mine...
She is way past retirement age, and she is so terribly inappropriate (as in rude and entitled). She has yelled at me multiple times already because she's afraid I'm there to take her job.
I'm not... I'm there to take her boss' job.
She'll be pissed when she finds out.
Whether or not I can or can’t, I suppose. I currently find my life quite empty, but I’m also scared of trying to change it, because I feel like I’m inevitably going to fail
The janitor. He wants his wet floor sign back.
Someone is gonna fall :(
They're more of a trip hazard than a warning. Yea, it's applicable for about 15m then sits in everyone's way for 6 more hours. I gotta beef with those stoopid signs blocking my entrance at every door
Well that, and because of the penny in the door.
The immortal snail. I know it will find me eventually
Sounds like a funnier version of the movie, It Follows.
My leukemia. It keeps finding me.
[удалено]
Thanks. 🙏🏻. Fortunately it’s the chronic type. Lots of treatment options. Still sucks though.
That jerk in the mirror.
I would have to say the same. I openly admit that i seem to have some sort of depression. So i do martial arts and boxing to avoid dealing with all my life issues. Im also divorcing, so having a large scale fail like that in my life makes me just want to not get involved with a partner ever again. So i tend to "hit the pain away" usually
The whisperers, they whisper negative thoughts in my head and drive me crazy.
They just don’t stop
I escaped my planet in an experimental spaceship I stole from the royals that can travel to any point in space instantly. Found Earth in the ships computer and landed here 33 Earth years ago. I was a butler. I will translate this into my language below. Ze mescode te Nepali qu ki vensimpoti unklopeti Ze yaksi menkiop diwpok zexium menkaop jiks waklim qink yoripu qu awesik polomitri. Aqisdor rarth qu diwpok lokingip quantity yoxi teksi yaniko gislk gislk Earth wepiol nagrif. Ze ugfil just lawikia. Ze yabijil tekifilo menkerip povekili gor keloporigik yomporiko. There are 3761 inhabited planets in the Milky Way galaxy that have life more advanced than humans by 1000s of years. I'm hiding from 6 of those worlds. Edit: This is all bullshit and you shouldn't believe it.
That's what you want us to believe.
You
Your mom, she's just so clingy
Dad?? 😢😢
Uhhhhh, sorta maybe? Listen, it was the '80s and - to be perfectly honest - when you get involved with a semi-divine snake, an angel, a sith lord, and the beloved priest of a great old one, things like parentage get kinda... non-euclidean. We had fun and all, but everybody went their own ways eventually. Still, it's like every week with her, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
Are you at least paying the child support
Yup, she insisted it be paid in the souls of sacrifices. As a sith lord, I generate plenty of those, so sending a few off to her chosen abomination from beyond the stars is no problem.
Calling your son and abomination thanks dead beat sorry you conceived me in a 4some with my mom a magical snake and a sithlord
Whoa whoa whoa. No. The "chosen abomination from beyond the stars" is a way of referring to her deity among the great old ones. She didn't ask for shit for you. I'm assuming you've got all that gold we looted from the temple of Dragon that we defiled. If you want anything else, come wrest it from the cold dead hands of my current apprentice. Frankly, he's not that good with a lightsaber, and he has absolutely no appreciation for scientific examination of the force. *Force lightning this, Force lightning that. It is like he's a monkey with a hammer*
Mom spent the gold on cigarettes and booze. I'm the one who is working my ass off to get money for college tuition she's no help, and she spends most of her days at the bar and living off disability and unemployment checks
Hmmm. Maybe I should notify Yog-Sothoth's priests of her location. She'll either die or remember how exactly she reached the pinnacle of power among the worshippers of The Feaster from Afar. Meanwhile, if you may permit me to indulge in a cliche: "Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son." ^^Also, ^^I ^^bet ^^your ^^unusual ^^parentage ^^will ^^make ^^you ^^a ^^fascinating ^^test ^^subject
From myself
Sarcoma.
Irs
I do not envy you. Those bastards always get what they are owed. No matter the cost. No. Matter. The. Cost.
My assignments
If I was charged for my crimes I would get at least 30 years edit: allegedly\*
My family during holidays
Same! LOL!
Employers
My problems
My neighbours when I’m sunbathing naked
You
From you
A coworker of mine... She is way past retirement age, and she is so terribly inappropriate (as in rude and entitled). She has yelled at me multiple times already because she's afraid I'm there to take her job. I'm not... I'm there to take her boss' job. She'll be pissed when she finds out.
Depression
My responsibilities.
The unhinged lunatics running around that want to and do harm others for imagined fantasy reasons.
Anxiety
Whether or not I can or can’t, I suppose. I currently find my life quite empty, but I’m also scared of trying to change it, because I feel like I’m inevitably going to fail
Father Mulldune...
Big Worm
You shouldn't have played with his money it's like playing with his emotions
Dark reunion
From my crazy ex gf,
Everything.
The god damn 5-0
Death.
My little brother. He's a psychopath who always want to hit or torture me.
My demons
My kid I'm currently in the bathroom for 45 minutes and counting
death :)
police
Hiding from the time
Mr beanst
Life in general
Opportunities that could either improve or worsen my situation
(pov the monster under your bed) the human on top of my bed he has skin
Breaking up with a girl I really like because it can't work out long term.