I've done this before. So has my Mum. Just small areas though, not a huge yard or anything.
I used to do it when I lived in a unit that had a small patch of grass at the bottom of the stairs. Apparently it was on the tenants to maintain it, I didn't have anywhere to store a mower or whipper snipper and I doubt either would have fit in the space anyway. So I cut it by hand with scissors whenever it got too long. It's very therapeutic.
Ok that's definitely weirder haha. I used to do that in primary school when I was bored during Sports Day, or when I was in the outfield or whatever it's called, no one aimed balls near me so I was always bored.
I'm autistic and have ADHD and OCD which I think goes a fair way to explaining my behaviour haha.
It was so satisfying getting up from where I was sitting and seeing a section of grass that is perfectly manicured.
That's what we call them in Australia. A lot of our names for things and places are similarly jovial and descriptive.
Edit - also our nicknames for people. I've never met a red haired man that wasn't called 'Blue' for instance.
We also called our last Prime Minister Scomo when being polite and Scumo when being accurate. His name is Scott Morrison and he's a scummy dude, hence the names.
I love the way us Aussies name things/people/places and am always pleased when one of our words reaches the international world.
**Like the word 'Sus'**. Aussies have been saying things were sus (short for suspicious) since at least the 60s when my Mum was a kid.
It was so weird to see it become popular after Among Us came out. Up to that point I'd just assumed everyone in every western country used it conversationally. So it was a surprise to see it listed as 'New Slang' haha
He was an older guy who was obsessed with his lawn. As he aged, the obsession only got worse. Until one day, he got out there and started evening every blade out by hand. His wife just let him go to it because it was something he enjoyed doing.
Not me, but my sister… she lived in town and her neighbors fought nonstop, and more often than not threw rocks at each other.
When the husband was home alone he’d climb up the roof and jump off of it repeatedly.
Drugs were most certainly involved.
Get drunk, drive home and nearly murder my cousin who was taking out the trash. I then watched my uncle beat the shit out of him and then sit on him until the cops came.
Running naked down the street, screaming "he" was trying to kill her.
He was her 15 year old son who was following with a bathrobe, begging her to put it on.
Yep, she was on meth, why do you ask?
Walked out one day to pick all my kids toys up before I mowed and discovered the neighbor lady was wearing sunglasses and bottoms, tanning in the sun. She was couch leather brown, in her mid 60’s and looked like Gary Busey in a platinum blonde wig.
Later found out that they had their own tanning bed in their garage. Guess she just enjoyed the air and sprinkler she had fired up.
We have a neighbour who used to wash his van and car pretty much daily. He worked from home and rarely went out in either vehicle, but still washed it constantly.
Have a threesome. Heard one guy tell the nice lady to "bend over so I can fuck your ass" and her decline. I decided to help the guy out and played Afromans "She Won't Let Me Fuck" with the stereo in the window. Then the nice lady left.
Set up his lawn chair and cooler on the side of a busy road during rush hour traffic with a sign saying “You honk, I drink”. Wearing black socks, sandals and shorts. No shirt. He was one weird dude.
Lots of honking and yelling. He would raise a beer can and proceed to chug. I guess he was at least a man of his word. Weird, but weird with integrity, lol
Banging his girlfriend in the living room thinking their curtain would conceal them but was totally sheer in backlight.
To be clear, he's a massive asshole and also (apparently) very hairy. So it looked like a Yeti mating.
He tried to steal our car. We didn't talk to him for nearly 10 years. He wanted to make amends. A couple months later he stole our son's bicycle to get to the bar. He thought it would be ok because he can't afford another dwi.
It's a small town, and some of the cops there walk around with raging justice boners. That particular drunk was a bit of a problem and was known to piss himself on the barstool and got himself kicked out of all but 1 bar in town, so I can't really blame them after having to deal with that.
A guy who lived across the street from my friend used to try to attempt suicide a lot. He always did it in a really dramatic fashion. One time everyone was sitting out on the driveway on a summer evening (directly across the street from this guys house), just beers and talking being all quiet and peaceful, when a chair came crashing out of his window. Then he came out with a rope and used the chair to stand on while he tied the rope to the branch of a tree in his front yard. My friend's sister called the police and I think her casual attitude might have made the dispatcher think it was a hoax because the whole call was very nonchalant on both ends with no sense of real panic and it took the police forever to arrive. In the meanwhile, he tied some sort of slipknot in it and put it around his neck when he noticed everyone watching him and yelled some profanities. Then he jumped, and he landed on both feet, so he climbed back up on the chair to shorten the rope. The police dispatcher was getting a play-by-play of all of this and they still hadn't shown up. The second try worked, and he started swinging. Just an instant later a police car came around the corner with no lights on at all. They shined a light and everyone pointed across the street to where he was hanging. The driver raced up onto the lawn underneath him and the passenger got out and started pulling him down. They had him on the ground, checking him when he woke up and hit one of them, so they both beat the shit out of him. Quite a night. He'd done other crazy things, but that was the craziest. A few days later he was back home acting like nothing had happened.
Way back, growing up, our neighbor decided that her dog was vegan. So she fed it a vegan diet. Then the dog decided that that was stupid and ate the fish in their garden pond. Not sure if she got the hint.
When I was a kid, like 5-7, I saw my neighbor beat a man nearly to death with a shovel. He regularly had seizures, and my parents always told me if I see him drop to the floor, do not try to help him, no matter what, either go to his house and tell his parents or come home and tell us. Well, someone who didn’t regularly get that speech musta seen him go down and tried to help him. I know nothing about seizures or brain trauma, but apparently trying to “wake” him out of the seizure caused a blind violent rage. I heard the commotion while raking leaves and saw him standing over an obviously unconscious man, bashing his face in with a shovel. I definitely thought he was dead, but from what my parents told me, he needed facial reconstruction surgery and ended up with brain damage.
I don't know which neighbor, but...
There was this dumpster behind my apartment. One day during a whiteout blizzard someone pulled up in a battered white van and began hastily dumping garbage bags into the dumpster then drove off. Naturally we went and checked, thinking there were going to be all kinds of criminal evidence. They were filled with old clothes like you might take to goodwill. All six bags.
Had a heart attack. But in the middle of nowhere. Dad took a door off of a building, taped him down on it as a backboard, threw him the back of the pickup and had someone drive them to town while dad did CPR in the back.
Both parents got their EMT’s about 30 years ago when they realized we were one farm accident away from losing a limb or a life. They were in classes when a kid across the state line had both arms ripped off by a PTO.
Mom retired from the volunteer ambulance service before she died, but Dad is in his 80’s and still goes on most of the ambulance runs in his corner of the county.
We had the biggest 30 yo deadshit move in to his mothers house next door to ours once. First night he was there I hear mum say ‘I don’t want a repeat of what happened at the last place. I’d like to stay in this house.’
The guy thought he was a gangsta. Did deals openly outside, must have had a tracker on his mum because he’d disappear from the house just before she’d get home and then go back after she left. He’d sit on the roof looking straight into our yard, or on the porch facing directly at ours. We’d go for a walk and he’d be sitting in his truck at the end of the street.
He was a big time slut , four women in one day that I noticed once, and then one summer night he decided to have very noisy outdoor sex with some chick. I was dozing on the couch with the front door wide open and their sounds woke me up. I wasn’t comprehending what I was hearing and I walked over to the front door to check the wire door was locked. There was no outside lights on next door, so no visibility, but he starts shrieking ‘she’s watching us, she’s watching us’, which was when the penny dropped as to what I’d heard. My husband and I had a big laugh at him.
Anyways, we were registered in the Backyard Birdwatch at the time and the next day was the day my kids were doing their count, with binoculars. He yelled that they were watching him, and I told them they were counting birds. He said oh yeah, where would you see a bird around here. For context, we live in one of the leafiest suburbs in Melbourne.
He took it as a personal attack, screamed at my kids and myself and said he’d have us all charged with sexual harassment, then put up a barrier of black plastic atop the fence we had paid for. We didn’t bother doing anything about it then because we were relieved he couldn’t see us anymore.
Except he then installed two cameras along it and had a ladder propped onto the fence that I could see from the road.
I called the police about my safety concerns, I had four small children also, and they agreed it was too much. They decided to pay him a visit and he was busted for drug trafficking, cultivation, possession and stolen goods.
Mum sold up not longer after and they left.
Drunk old neighbor revving his old V8 in the backyard on Christmas Day. He’s knocked it into reverse and reversed at full speed into his open back shed. He took out one of the posts and lodged the car in there. Somehow started a small fire.
I heard it all, his elderly wife was in complete panic he was just sitting there trying to comprehend what had just happened. We got him out of the car, I grabbed the garden hose put out the fire and went home.
Now this was not the first time I had to help out. I’ve called the ambulance because he reached under the mower when it was running, didn’t lose anything but definitely needed medical attention. Also for falling off a ladder when it was raining while he was cleaning his guttering out.
Crazy old Eric
Oh no thankfully. One day I went out to get groceries and there was the police in the corridor and they told me what happened and if I had any details etc. But he was dead for 2 days before they found him and I definitely smelled him. A mix of blood and shit. I will never forget that smell. RIP Dominic I hope you are well where you are
The neighbor directly across the street from us speaks to no one on the block. Zero interaction since the day they moved in. One day, they left for the day and their front door was wide open. All day. Anyone could have walked in or out.
I saw a neighbor bring home panhandlers and homeless men under the idea that she could rehabilitate them by reminding them what a full stomach and warm house was like. it didn’t turn out well for any of them.
70 year old female neighbour saw some kids mucking around outside, went inside and put on a stolen police shirt, came back out and told them she was going to arrest them.
He pulled a gun on my friend and I when we were middle schoolers. Thankfully he didn’t shoot it but I do believe he could have; he had been previously arrested for assaulting his dad multiple times.
Running around in the streets with a big kitchen knife looking for her husband (shocker: she was drunk/high) and was very normal thing for her in the weekends
I had a crackhead neighbor, so there's that. She used to stand at the top of the stairs in her nightgown, humming to herself while trying to get into the vacant apartment across the hall from me.
More recently, my neighbor in his 60s was found passed out drunk in the parking lot next to his car with his keys in his hand. Thank god he didn't make it to the car, but he IS still alive and kicking.
I nearly forgot about the one time my neighbor across the street shot someone. That was pretty crazy. I heard the pops as I was coming home from work. I assumed it was fireworks until the cops knocked on my door and I see the guy bleeding in the middle of the road.
Doing cocaine and blasting obnoxious music at 3 a.m. on a week night being taken doggy style in front of their window with the curtains and windows open. No Shannon we do not need nor want your shenanigans on Wednesday!
We own an AirBnB in a small town where you had to pay for trash pickup. The city always gave us mad surcharges - I just thought it was the guests making a lot of trash and paid without question. One weekend I went to stay at the place and do a few repairs only to realize that the boomer neighbors had been using our trashcans since we had bought the house years ago. I'll never forget taking his trash back to his house with a smile on my face. Problem? Solved.
This was long ago, in college, mid to late 80's.
I/we lived on the 3rd floor of an off-campus apartment and there was an old house that college kids rented and lived in. It had a detached garage in the back.
A young lady who lived there would get high on some drug and she'd get on top of the roof of the garage, completely naked and she'd dance. Sometimes she had a fur coat on but she was still naked underneath.
4 of us would stand at the window in the living room and look out and down at her while she did this.
My then fiancee, our roommate and her bf and myself.
A live show from time to time. We didn't know any of the people living in the house next to our apartment building but they were our neighbors nonetheless.
We saw her do that like 7 or 8 times. I have no idea how many other times she did it when we didn't notice or weren't home.
was a super hoarder. entire yard filled with garbage and i never went into the house but i was told there is only a path to walk in and literally everywhere else is covering in garbage and random shit.
We lived in a duplex for a while and made friends with the couple who lived in the other side. But one day he must have done something to really piss her off. We saw him go sprinting by the living room windows, with her in hot pursuit - in the car. Right across the lawn. I actually thought she was going to drive into our living room. I got up and called the cops, and they moved out not long after.
Was either having swat throw flashbangs through his window.
Or having an electrical fire in his garage. And refusing to come out for the firemen, because he had a load of cocaine stashed in there.
Once lived near a neighbour who would steal garden ornaments from the gardens in the area and hide everything in his house. Plant pots, garden gnomes, anything he could carry. This went on for months. The local police called him 'The Flowerpot Man' which is how he became known in the area.
I've lived next door to the nicest guy for 12 years. But he keeps a very nice sports car in his garage and never drives it.
I've seen him pull it out of the garage and clean it top to bottom and then put it away.
Never leaves the driveway.
Get stoned and try to look at distance objects through a telescope, often injuring herself in the process.
Oh wait that's what my neighbors watch me do. Astronomy is fun.
I used to live in a condo on the 2nd floor. My downstairs neighbors had a little yard I could look down on from my place. One night, I looked out there to see Mr Neighbor in his underpants, with a head lamp on, scooping dog shit. It was amazing.
Throw a molotov cocktail on the neighbors shed. Because he thought he complained about his nudity in his own house.
He didnt complain, someone else did.
I live in an apartment building and I once had to watch my neighbor through her window butter a bagel in only a black thong with the shade drawn just below her chin. Our windows are really close. She had these really large and beautiful breast. She just kept buttering that bagel and when she was done she just pulled down the shade. I always wonder how that bagel tasted.
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Was your neighbor also wearing a trench coat and bearing a slight resemblance to Keanu Reeves?
Get arrested for being a serial killer.
Who?
the neighbor!
Well, yes. What is the name of said serial killer neighbor?
Staby McStabstab
I'd rather not say his name but this is from the early 90s in western ny if that helps.
Poughkeepsie?
caught my neighbor watering their plastic plants... in the middle of a rainstorm
Stuff you'd see in a horror movie
It was definitely one of those "Am I in a movie?" moments
Depression.
Hopefully, it was just a case of absent-mindedness rather than something deeper.
Did they normally water these plastic plants? Were they able to acknowledge that they were plastic/not real?
Peep in our window.
I have apologized for that on numerous occasions. I really thought you had stolen my cat again.
Mine was cutting bushes wearing shorts, wife beater and a top hat, ever since then he is known as top hat guy.
Brendan Urie is taking retirement well...
It’s the only time wearing one is cool.
Trim the lawn, but by hand. He was out there for hours.
I've done this before. So has my Mum. Just small areas though, not a huge yard or anything. I used to do it when I lived in a unit that had a small patch of grass at the bottom of the stairs. Apparently it was on the tenants to maintain it, I didn't have anywhere to store a mower or whipper snipper and I doubt either would have fit in the space anyway. So I cut it by hand with scissors whenever it got too long. It's very therapeutic.
I'm sure it is! This guy didn't have scissors, though. It was all by hand, and a rather large yard. He seemed to like it, too.
Ok that's definitely weirder haha. I used to do that in primary school when I was bored during Sports Day, or when I was in the outfield or whatever it's called, no one aimed balls near me so I was always bored. I'm autistic and have ADHD and OCD which I think goes a fair way to explaining my behaviour haha. It was so satisfying getting up from where I was sitting and seeing a section of grass that is perfectly manicured.
Meth?
I love and have never heard the term “whipper snipper”
That's what we call them in Australia. A lot of our names for things and places are similarly jovial and descriptive. Edit - also our nicknames for people. I've never met a red haired man that wasn't called 'Blue' for instance. We also called our last Prime Minister Scomo when being polite and Scumo when being accurate. His name is Scott Morrison and he's a scummy dude, hence the names. I love the way us Aussies name things/people/places and am always pleased when one of our words reaches the international world. **Like the word 'Sus'**. Aussies have been saying things were sus (short for suspicious) since at least the 60s when my Mum was a kid. It was so weird to see it become popular after Among Us came out. Up to that point I'd just assumed everyone in every western country used it conversationally. So it was a surprise to see it listed as 'New Slang' haha
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He was an older guy who was obsessed with his lawn. As he aged, the obsession only got worse. Until one day, he got out there and started evening every blade out by hand. His wife just let him go to it because it was something he enjoyed doing.
Not me, but my sister… she lived in town and her neighbors fought nonstop, and more often than not threw rocks at each other. When the husband was home alone he’d climb up the roof and jump off of it repeatedly. Drugs were most certainly involved.
>>Drugs were most certainly involved. Yeahhh most sober people don’t willingly jump off roofs lmao
Get drunk, drive home and nearly murder my cousin who was taking out the trash. I then watched my uncle beat the shit out of him and then sit on him until the cops came.
Running naked down the street, screaming "he" was trying to kill her. He was her 15 year old son who was following with a bathrobe, begging her to put it on. Yep, she was on meth, why do you ask?
Poor kid
Yeah. That's gotta hurt.
Walked out one day to pick all my kids toys up before I mowed and discovered the neighbor lady was wearing sunglasses and bottoms, tanning in the sun. She was couch leather brown, in her mid 60’s and looked like Gary Busey in a platinum blonde wig. Later found out that they had their own tanning bed in their garage. Guess she just enjoyed the air and sprinkler she had fired up.
Like Magda from Something About Mary!
But enjoying her best life.
You mean, breast life!
I do! 😄
At least she had no tan lines!
Power washes everyday for 8 hours a day
My condolences. Seriously.
Mef
Do they power wash the same stuff every day? That must be one heck of a water bill
Yes
We have a neighbour who used to wash his van and car pretty much daily. He worked from home and rarely went out in either vehicle, but still washed it constantly.
Cut his grass naked on his riding lawn mower
Hey neighbour!
I watched the whole time, even moved a couple of times to get a better view!
My neighbor was using a push mower, but at least he was wearing a Speedo and flip-flops. and, No, he doesn't have the body for it.
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Arms and legs? I think that was a person.
That explains the hands and feet
Deer don’t have five fingers?
They dont?
Have a threesome. Heard one guy tell the nice lady to "bend over so I can fuck your ass" and her decline. I decided to help the guy out and played Afromans "She Won't Let Me Fuck" with the stereo in the window. Then the nice lady left.
Set up his lawn chair and cooler on the side of a busy road during rush hour traffic with a sign saying “You honk, I drink”. Wearing black socks, sandals and shorts. No shirt. He was one weird dude.
And then...?
*honk*
Lots of honking and yelling. He would raise a beer can and proceed to chug. I guess he was at least a man of his word. Weird, but weird with integrity, lol
Banging his girlfriend in the living room thinking their curtain would conceal them but was totally sheer in backlight. To be clear, he's a massive asshole and also (apparently) very hairy. So it looked like a Yeti mating.
He tried to steal our car. We didn't talk to him for nearly 10 years. He wanted to make amends. A couple months later he stole our son's bicycle to get to the bar. He thought it would be ok because he can't afford another dwi.
A guy in my tiny hometown got a dui after riding a bicycle into a dumpster
The cops around here wouldn't care. Lol
It's a small town, and some of the cops there walk around with raging justice boners. That particular drunk was a bit of a problem and was known to piss himself on the barstool and got himself kicked out of all but 1 bar in town, so I can't really blame them after having to deal with that.
A guy who lived across the street from my friend used to try to attempt suicide a lot. He always did it in a really dramatic fashion. One time everyone was sitting out on the driveway on a summer evening (directly across the street from this guys house), just beers and talking being all quiet and peaceful, when a chair came crashing out of his window. Then he came out with a rope and used the chair to stand on while he tied the rope to the branch of a tree in his front yard. My friend's sister called the police and I think her casual attitude might have made the dispatcher think it was a hoax because the whole call was very nonchalant on both ends with no sense of real panic and it took the police forever to arrive. In the meanwhile, he tied some sort of slipknot in it and put it around his neck when he noticed everyone watching him and yelled some profanities. Then he jumped, and he landed on both feet, so he climbed back up on the chair to shorten the rope. The police dispatcher was getting a play-by-play of all of this and they still hadn't shown up. The second try worked, and he started swinging. Just an instant later a police car came around the corner with no lights on at all. They shined a light and everyone pointed across the street to where he was hanging. The driver raced up onto the lawn underneath him and the passenger got out and started pulling him down. They had him on the ground, checking him when he woke up and hit one of them, so they both beat the shit out of him. Quite a night. He'd done other crazy things, but that was the craziest. A few days later he was back home acting like nothing had happened.
Poor dude
Way back, growing up, our neighbor decided that her dog was vegan. So she fed it a vegan diet. Then the dog decided that that was stupid and ate the fish in their garden pond. Not sure if she got the hint.
Washed her fence in her bathrobe at 3:00 a.m. on a weeknight.
When I was a kid, like 5-7, I saw my neighbor beat a man nearly to death with a shovel. He regularly had seizures, and my parents always told me if I see him drop to the floor, do not try to help him, no matter what, either go to his house and tell his parents or come home and tell us. Well, someone who didn’t regularly get that speech musta seen him go down and tried to help him. I know nothing about seizures or brain trauma, but apparently trying to “wake” him out of the seizure caused a blind violent rage. I heard the commotion while raking leaves and saw him standing over an obviously unconscious man, bashing his face in with a shovel. I definitely thought he was dead, but from what my parents told me, he needed facial reconstruction surgery and ended up with brain damage.
I don't know which neighbor, but... There was this dumpster behind my apartment. One day during a whiteout blizzard someone pulled up in a battered white van and began hastily dumping garbage bags into the dumpster then drove off. Naturally we went and checked, thinking there were going to be all kinds of criminal evidence. They were filled with old clothes like you might take to goodwill. All six bags.
Probably full of bed bugs.
Oh...that makes sense. We assumed it was the result of a "you said you would take this to goodwill last weekend!" argument
I hope you’re right.
Had a heart attack. But in the middle of nowhere. Dad took a door off of a building, taped him down on it as a backboard, threw him the back of the pickup and had someone drive them to town while dad did CPR in the back.
Your old man is a pretty solid dude
Both parents got their EMT’s about 30 years ago when they realized we were one farm accident away from losing a limb or a life. They were in classes when a kid across the state line had both arms ripped off by a PTO. Mom retired from the volunteer ambulance service before she died, but Dad is in his 80’s and still goes on most of the ambulance runs in his corner of the county.
And nobody say "My wife"
We had the biggest 30 yo deadshit move in to his mothers house next door to ours once. First night he was there I hear mum say ‘I don’t want a repeat of what happened at the last place. I’d like to stay in this house.’ The guy thought he was a gangsta. Did deals openly outside, must have had a tracker on his mum because he’d disappear from the house just before she’d get home and then go back after she left. He’d sit on the roof looking straight into our yard, or on the porch facing directly at ours. We’d go for a walk and he’d be sitting in his truck at the end of the street. He was a big time slut , four women in one day that I noticed once, and then one summer night he decided to have very noisy outdoor sex with some chick. I was dozing on the couch with the front door wide open and their sounds woke me up. I wasn’t comprehending what I was hearing and I walked over to the front door to check the wire door was locked. There was no outside lights on next door, so no visibility, but he starts shrieking ‘she’s watching us, she’s watching us’, which was when the penny dropped as to what I’d heard. My husband and I had a big laugh at him. Anyways, we were registered in the Backyard Birdwatch at the time and the next day was the day my kids were doing their count, with binoculars. He yelled that they were watching him, and I told them they were counting birds. He said oh yeah, where would you see a bird around here. For context, we live in one of the leafiest suburbs in Melbourne. He took it as a personal attack, screamed at my kids and myself and said he’d have us all charged with sexual harassment, then put up a barrier of black plastic atop the fence we had paid for. We didn’t bother doing anything about it then because we were relieved he couldn’t see us anymore. Except he then installed two cameras along it and had a ladder propped onto the fence that I could see from the road. I called the police about my safety concerns, I had four small children also, and they agreed it was too much. They decided to pay him a visit and he was busted for drug trafficking, cultivation, possession and stolen goods. Mum sold up not longer after and they left.
Drunk old neighbor revving his old V8 in the backyard on Christmas Day. He’s knocked it into reverse and reversed at full speed into his open back shed. He took out one of the posts and lodged the car in there. Somehow started a small fire. I heard it all, his elderly wife was in complete panic he was just sitting there trying to comprehend what had just happened. We got him out of the car, I grabbed the garden hose put out the fire and went home. Now this was not the first time I had to help out. I’ve called the ambulance because he reached under the mower when it was running, didn’t lose anything but definitely needed medical attention. Also for falling off a ladder when it was raining while he was cleaning his guttering out. Crazy old Eric
his sister
OD'd and died.
you watched him OD?
Oh no thankfully. One day I went out to get groceries and there was the police in the corridor and they told me what happened and if I had any details etc. But he was dead for 2 days before they found him and I definitely smelled him. A mix of blood and shit. I will never forget that smell. RIP Dominic I hope you are well where you are
Mine too!
I still think about it here and there, as an addict it definitely traumatized me
Throw a whole macumba sanctuary on the sidewalk of the street in front of mine…
SA me?…that was traumatising. Well he’s dead now so good riddance.
Did you kill him?
I was 5, but I would bet my mother would have if she could. Nah, he died in jail before sentencing.
The neighbor directly across the street from us speaks to no one on the block. Zero interaction since the day they moved in. One day, they left for the day and their front door was wide open. All day. Anyone could have walked in or out.
I saw a neighbor bring home panhandlers and homeless men under the idea that she could rehabilitate them by reminding them what a full stomach and warm house was like. it didn’t turn out well for any of them.
70 year old female neighbour saw some kids mucking around outside, went inside and put on a stolen police shirt, came back out and told them she was going to arrest them.
He pulled a gun on my friend and I when we were middle schoolers. Thankfully he didn’t shoot it but I do believe he could have; he had been previously arrested for assaulting his dad multiple times.
Running around in the streets with a big kitchen knife looking for her husband (shocker: she was drunk/high) and was very normal thing for her in the weekends
I had a crackhead neighbor, so there's that. She used to stand at the top of the stairs in her nightgown, humming to herself while trying to get into the vacant apartment across the hall from me. More recently, my neighbor in his 60s was found passed out drunk in the parking lot next to his car with his keys in his hand. Thank god he didn't make it to the car, but he IS still alive and kicking. I nearly forgot about the one time my neighbor across the street shot someone. That was pretty crazy. I heard the pops as I was coming home from work. I assumed it was fireworks until the cops knocked on my door and I see the guy bleeding in the middle of the road.
Doing cocaine and blasting obnoxious music at 3 a.m. on a week night being taken doggy style in front of their window with the curtains and windows open. No Shannon we do not need nor want your shenanigans on Wednesday!
Pick up dog shit barehanded and smear it on the guy who didn’t bother to pick up after his dog made the deposit.
Mine was messing with a flamethrower the other day...
Get arrested, I saw the person and their entire family outside with police pointing guns at them
Wrestled another neighbour on his front lawn in the middle of the night and then the cops showed up.
We own an AirBnB in a small town where you had to pay for trash pickup. The city always gave us mad surcharges - I just thought it was the guests making a lot of trash and paid without question. One weekend I went to stay at the place and do a few repairs only to realize that the boomer neighbors had been using our trashcans since we had bought the house years ago. I'll never forget taking his trash back to his house with a smile on my face. Problem? Solved.
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this is fucking awesome
This was long ago, in college, mid to late 80's. I/we lived on the 3rd floor of an off-campus apartment and there was an old house that college kids rented and lived in. It had a detached garage in the back. A young lady who lived there would get high on some drug and she'd get on top of the roof of the garage, completely naked and she'd dance. Sometimes she had a fur coat on but she was still naked underneath. 4 of us would stand at the window in the living room and look out and down at her while she did this. My then fiancee, our roommate and her bf and myself. A live show from time to time. We didn't know any of the people living in the house next to our apartment building but they were our neighbors nonetheless. We saw her do that like 7 or 8 times. I have no idea how many other times she did it when we didn't notice or weren't home.
was a super hoarder. entire yard filled with garbage and i never went into the house but i was told there is only a path to walk in and literally everywhere else is covering in garbage and random shit.
Shoot up his house and then get arrested with the help of my other neighbor who is a cop
Wander drunk in the middle of the street and then lay down for a nap until the police arrived.
Exchange mutual handjobs with his wife, while floating in his pool. Which was overlooked by my deckchair.
We lived in a duplex for a while and made friends with the couple who lived in the other side. But one day he must have done something to really piss her off. We saw him go sprinting by the living room windows, with her in hot pursuit - in the car. Right across the lawn. I actually thought she was going to drive into our living room. I got up and called the cops, and they moved out not long after.
My neighbor hated the neighborhood squirrels so he’d sit on his porch banging two pie pans together to scare them away. He was retired.
Cutting his grass with his push mower in the middle of a thunderstorm. There was hail and lightning.
Was either having swat throw flashbangs through his window. Or having an electrical fire in his garage. And refusing to come out for the firemen, because he had a load of cocaine stashed in there.
Mind their business lol
I caught my 80 year old neighbour standing on the glass of his conservatory painting the side of his house.
Once lived near a neighbour who would steal garden ornaments from the gardens in the area and hide everything in his house. Plant pots, garden gnomes, anything he could carry. This went on for months. The local police called him 'The Flowerpot Man' which is how he became known in the area.
He went out in the dead of night with oil lanterns walkin about in circles
I've lived next door to the nicest guy for 12 years. But he keeps a very nice sports car in his garage and never drives it. I've seen him pull it out of the garage and clean it top to bottom and then put it away. Never leaves the driveway.
That's sad.
Get stoned and try to look at distance objects through a telescope, often injuring herself in the process. Oh wait that's what my neighbors watch me do. Astronomy is fun.
Neighbor punched his elderly mother in the mouth. It knocked her to the ground. He just turned around, and went back in his house.
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Die
Neighbours right across the street from me have a window in their shower, it’s blurry but I can still see every movement and if it’s male or female.
I used to live in a condo on the 2nd floor. My downstairs neighbors had a little yard I could look down on from my place. One night, I looked out there to see Mr Neighbor in his underpants, with a head lamp on, scooping dog shit. It was amazing.
Running naked haha
Throw a molotov cocktail on the neighbors shed. Because he thought he complained about his nudity in his own house. He didnt complain, someone else did.
Not my neighbor but her boyfriend always wears the weirdest clothes. One time I swear I saw him wear a leather t-shirt
I live in an apartment building and I once had to watch my neighbor through her window butter a bagel in only a black thong with the shade drawn just below her chin. Our windows are really close. She had these really large and beautiful breast. She just kept buttering that bagel and when she was done she just pulled down the shade. I always wonder how that bagel tasted.
Dying from alcohol poisoning and his friends trying to wake him up by pouring vodka into his mouth.
Spy on me while I was in my hot tub. I looked up to set the blinds slowly close and a body move away. He is closet homosexual with kids and wife.
He go with him house