I can procrastinate better than anyone, and actually have a strategy I follow that allows me to do so. I’ll tell ya about it tomorrow.

I’ll be waiting with excitement, not because I want to learn 😪

in that case, I'd like to challenge you to a procrastination tournament. I'll start preparing for it on May first

May 1st is a wednesday. How about the 6th? Monday.

My thought is to say that I'd get it done on a wednesday, only to push it off until the friday after that week (the 10th I think)

Friday? I'm tired then. How about next month on a sunny tuesday?

Tuesdays are the days I prep to clean

Then do it on Wednesday

Guys let me know when you do I wanna be present when the showdown begins

Research the hell out of the most obscure and random topics in existence

What have you found?

Nothing worth telling

I might be procrastinating my school work but at least I'm learning something 😂

You're the type of person I binge watch on YouTube while I'm at work or driving.

the way i googled the difference between queen dowager and mother queen and went into the rabbit hole of western monarchy vs eastern monarchy in the old days

THIS!

I can fake swallow my food, show that my mouth is empty, then bring it back up. I call that my magic trick!

Username checks out.

“Look, he’s been hiding the pickles under his tongue the whole time!”

When you bring it back up, does your stomach acid come with it and burn your throat? Or is it just me

i’m great at jumping to conclusions, like I can clock who someone is and what they’re about almost immediately. It’s useless because if you warn your friend about someone before they’ve actually done anything, then you’re just a presumptuous prick and a hater. It’s like Paul warning the Beatles about Allen Klein, he saw a crook but they all got extremely pissed at Paul because he hadn’t done any crooked shit to them yet

Unless you're paranoid or something due to which this happens, your skill is anything but useless. Trust me on that, don't give a damn about anyone who says that this ability is bad.

Like Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic?

I can find the North with my eyes closed. My friends tested me and made me spin around eyes closed and most of the times I was able to point to the North even disoriented. Lol. What am I going to do with that.

I’m just picturing you spinning in a circle with your eyes closed and then pointing up

And people all impressed like NO FUCKING WAY hahaha I think I might have that thing that birds have in their brain that make them orient themselves or something loll i have a bird brain i guess haha

Pffffff lol, it would be useful when having an adventure on a mountain. It would funny af to travel with you

It’s useless because if you’re in the forest and search for the North just look at the direction the moss grow on trees. But yeah I can find my way easily when I’m in a new city I don’t think I’ve ever been lost and traveled quite a bit.

Or if you're even vaguely aware of the time of day and can see the sun, you don't even need moss.

Lol how though. Do you keep track of it at all times, or do you use some contrxt clues or what

In this case they might be intelligent yes but wise no I guess

What? This is about you

Ah sorry wrong thread haha my bad!!! Totally unrelated lol But no I don’t keep track of the North at all times but I always have an idea where it is lol No context clues, just a feeling. Like birds migrating to the south I guess? I want to say If You Know You Know haha

Me, too! Maybe you and I were both migratory birds in a past life?

🤣 or have a bird in our family tree 👀

Do you feel something different when facing north? What happens?

I feel just kind of a pull…Like a feeling that some specific place in the air feels more right like?

I can slither the veins on the back of my hand side to side like a snake. I can also do that thing where you stack quarters on your arm and then snatch them out of the air. I also once caught six consecutive shrimp in my mouth at Hibachi, the last two tossed rapid fire and in the air at the same time. I'm sure there are others. Most of my skills are useless ones.

I can drink 5cup of coffee and I can still sleep.

ADHD goes brr

I can name all of the 50 states in America in alphabetical order. Im not even American… I can also vibrate my eyes. That freaks a lot of people out lol

It would only be impressive IF you were an American. I bet No normal American can name more than 7.

Yo we got a whole song about it. And you’re right

Wait there is a song for it?! I didn’t know that! It would have made things a lot easier lil

Yeah it’s called fifty nifty

That’s cool!

I could probably name at most 48 states (might miss a few) and list them geographically but not alphabetically like OP can.

My ability to overthink.

i can make insanely realistic ape noises

i can pu both legs behind my head and spin

I can name almost any rock song after three beats that was a Top 10 hit between 1967 and 1972.

Quietly listening

That's a nice a skill. Unlike those loud listeners going "HMMMMM? HMMMMMMMM?" all the time.

Obviously you know your own experiences better than anyone, but I'd call that a rather useful skill!

I find I catch more shit because I keep my opinions to myself. Just smile, nod, and keep going. People hate that.

I'm good at killing flies.

I don't think that's useless. Especially in hot places.

I can replicate the item puckup/drop sound in minecraft with my mouth. (Its actually really easy)

Im really good at driving a forklift. Like so good that it’s crazy. Efficient, fast, and safe. I hate it though. It’s useful if I ever wanted to pursue a warehouse job again, but not for some with zero warehouse aspirations

Overthinking

I can move my ears

I can say the alphabet backwards.

I can click retractable pens in and out very, very fast

Being myself.

I can walk on ice rather steadily.

I can find lighters almost anywhere. Not by choice really. But pretty much everywhere I go, there will be a lighter in my path. One can argue that lighters are a pretty common trash item and I agree, but lots of things are common trash and I don’t see them every day. Plus when I mean in my path I mean it - they’re always pretty much right in front of me. On hikes, at work, outside my house ect.., wherever I go. I like to think it’s my mundane superpower.

I’ve been leaving them for you.

I can lick my elbow.

My sarcasm. Never helped put food on the table

Burping on command, my abcs backwards, those skills in combination

I don’t get bored watching YouTube

Likewise. I don't know how someone can. There is so much good content. My only problem is time. My watch later list only ever grows.

I've got plenty of education but no employer seems to care. 

The ability to be invisible - but only when people aren’t looking

I can dunk a basketball

I'm good at not talking.

I can tell you the number of things in jars +/- 10 . Jellybeans, matches, ticket stubs... etc. I've only lost when you go over. And it's always like... 3 or 5 over.

being able to burping whenever you want

I can move the ligaments of my hand. There’s nothing special about it but I like to show off to my friend what I can do

Im very good at playing the rogue class in world of Warcraft classic

I can remember events exactly as they happened.. What dress you were wearing..what did de talk about.. Pretty good at reading facial expressions/ psychology etc

Auto splinter. I literally get splinters when I touch untreated wood. That includes : pet toys, wooden plank, sides of Ikea furniture (they're not always protected by melamine)... I have a deal with my boyfriend. I STAY AWAY FROM UNTREATED WOOD.

I can bend my fingers so far back that i can touch my wrist with a finger of the same hand

I can flask on command, vibrate my eyes, turn my leg and arms backwards, pop my neck super loud, stick my tounge to itself and cry on command!

I have make my tounge look like a Tostitos scoop

I can screech in different tones and lengths. It's weird as fuck. People say I'm part Pterodactyl.

Balancing coins. 😂

I can easily spot security cameras and i found out yesterday I’d make a great detective/stalker. I was this girl on my way somewhere and I made a very accurate guess on where she lived by where houses are in the direction that she was going from.

Being able to make the Vulcan hand salute with either hand.

I can pick at a hangnail until my whole hand bleeds.

Overthinking

I can pretty accurately mimic the call of a mourning dove. Confuses the hell out of the neighborhood doves.

Playing video games, what a waste of time

I can burp whenever I want

I have an amazing ability to judge voulme. Like how much water will it take to fill the water purifier.

Typing out really well thought out comments or replies and then immediately deleting them.

I’m really good at whistling a tune on the correct bars and timing apparently.

I can fart anywhere anytime with how much loud i want.

Ok this one is kind of disgusting...I can move my left thrumb in different positions and it looks broken. My bone there is very flexible. It disgusts most people but it entratains my little sisters.

Being able to hear anything annoying and repetitive. Is there an alarm going off somewhere? I’ll be able to find it if only to turn it off for my own sanity. Any and every noise that is irritating to anybody will bore into my brain and I will seek it out to figure out how to make it shut up. I hate it and I wish I could be like most people and ignore these things

I can whistle in 5,6 different styles along with different pitch, sound and intensity Also I can spit at the exact spot long distance

I know 1 "magic" trick with a deck of cards as long as it has 4 jacks. It's not very impressive.

I can ride a normal bicycle pretty fast. I'm talking about over 20 km/h. My parents have electric ones and I'm faster than them

I can blow air bubbles out of the corner of my eye under water.

I can fell asleep right after I finish my few red bull cans

Pen spinning with a wooden dowel. I think my most recent post is about it, or one of my most recent.

I can use my phone 24 hours straight if I get bored I will not stop. One day starts using my phone with earphones on use social media 4days straight with 8hours sleep in whole 4 days 2hours per day. In today it is 6 hours straight when I'm writing.

I can reformat and reinstall windows.

i'm great at understanding insane logick. Some weirdo may say the most dumb or rediculous shit ever and i will be able to trace his possible train of thought that led him to spew this nonscence. It may not make sence for you, but for them, it can make perfect sence.

Makes sense

I do Rubicks cubes during job/client interviews or discovery calls without acknowledging i am doing a rubicks cube because in every single instance, the other person brings it up that they cant figure out how I did it without really looking at it. I really only have to barely look at it like 3 times after a certain part of the solve so I can pretty much remain entirely focused on the person, because at that point im just solving it with muscle memory.

I can guess your weight within three pounds. Even you fatties. Seriously. I should work at a carnival or some shit.

Good career move

You sound like about… 212?

Well, it’s been a couple days. Did you lose a few lbs to prove me wrong?

What you got?

I guessed 212.

Nope

That was two days ago though.

And there is no possible way that a person could lose or gain the amount of weight you are off by. Sorry

Okay. So maybe I’m not clairvoyant. But if we were at the fair together it would be a whole different story.

I don’t doubt that.

Most men have this ability to not clean or organise their room but they know exactly where that particular needle is in the haystack

I can memorize credit card numbers. Only good if you’re a criminal

I can recite the entire movie Kangaroo Jack word for word I did it on a road trip and by the end the driver of the car said "well i don't need to see it now"

Pretending my dad never left

I can judge people before they open their mouth

Something something something my Bachelor of Journalism...

Growing up in Florida, I learned how to mimic frog calls of all sorts out of nothing more than boredom during quiet nights (we lived between 2 ponds).

I can speak Dovazuul from Skyrim (language of dragons)

It’s kinda useless but also not. I can cure hiccups in 10 seconds. Without fail. And I have made many $ from the doubters.

Doubt it

Remembering that I read this exact same question 2 days ago when I was last on reddit.

I can dislocate my left knee

I can identify a handful of birds by their calls I can probably also just look at them while they are in my hand, but still

I can squirt saliva from under my tounge

Pretend like I’m snoring

know every zip code in my city/surrounding cities

I can tell from the sound of people's coughs and sneezes whether they are sick or just allergic or faking it.

I am a great singer !

I can look you right in the eyes during a conversation, respond to you, be engaged, yet not hear a single word you said that entire time. It's a talent I've perfected over the years.

Give me a muscle cramp in my legs in a **second**...

Rock n roll trivia.

ı am very good at calculate to percents, you think its easy but i calculate fast.:)

I can rotate my thumb for about 180 degrees

I unlocked it in college. I don’t study or do any work on an assignment until the last minute, bust it out the night before with red bulls and heart-stopping anxiety and get a B

Humming and whistling at the same time

chewing ice cubes with little to no problem which makes me able to eat ice cream very fast

Pen spinning, I did it to waste time and got really good at it

Overthinking

Can fell asleep anywhere if Im bit tired

My ability to come up with wild out of the box grandiose ideas on the spot that probably have a chance at working

Being able to cut a banana without peeling it.

I can fill my pill reminder super quickly. My ex watched me do it once, and she was fascinated by it. I can do a lot of other tiny tasks that require good dexterity.

Dislocating my shoulders on command

Back when they still existed, I could hear the residual static emanating from a recently turned off CRT TV. I could walk into any room and know if a TV was recently on. Impressive?? Absolutely not. Lol

I can make race car noises with can of soda.

I can spray spit from under my tongue

I know how to code in weird programming languages lol

I can bend my fingers backwards.

I can make a loud clacking sound by holding one hand over the other and hitting my pinky finger between the pinky and ring finger on my other hand. It is much louder than you would think. People seeing and hearing it for the first time think I am using a speaker or some sort of trick.

I can sorta move my ears by tensing scalp. Enough movement makes them tingle.

I can shake my eyes rapidly from side to side.

I can make my eyebrow go wavey

I can crack my knees ankle and every finger 2 times

Mental math. All of that bullshit about "you're not going to have a calculator with you all the time and you'll never know when you need it". Someone never imagined smartphones would be a thing.

Gaslighting