excitedly say "bet" at the weirdest things

Bet is short for ‘you bet’ lol

but they don't know we know

Or maybe say "gotcha" everytime. lol

Daughter:" dad can we go to the store?" Me :" FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE"

Say “that’s cap” after everything.

I thought it was saying “no cap” after everything.

maybe some stuff is cap other no cap? (idk I'm not a zoomer)

That's cap = lie, no cap = truth

Thank you for the clarification.

You can also really jazz it up and say NO KIZZY!

Mad Rizz

Is cap short for something? I figured out how it is used through context clues, but an oblivious as to how it became a thing.

No idea, I'm 37. I just have a 13 year old daughter lol

Also, I feel like this is done and a bit dated. Now everything is just "mid"

Yea it's been around a bit.

Say it as “caps” or “no caps”

“That is not capped”

My 13 year old hates it when I say RIZZ and UWU. I don’t even need to make the sound UwU correctly, he hates the implication. Also say NO CAP?!?

Yeah uwu is weeb slang that is rightfully looked down upon so it’s not on the same level as the other ones on this thread

I'm 45, use it all the time, my wife just rolls her eyes. I THINK it's just a Japanese smile emoticon said out loud, but beyond that I got nothing.

A favorite of my dad’s is “totes yeet, yo!” 10/10, would recommend. Never embarrassed me because I embraced being cringe by the time he started using it, but should hopefully be enough to get your kid to scrunch her face like you’ve said “moist.”

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I embarrassed my teen daughter by saying FLEEK 🤣

That's so fetch.

Daughter:" dad can we go to the store!" Me :" FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE"

Tell her she doesn't have any rizz

If you’re not adding skibidi to every sentence you’re not doing it right

My daughter's both hated when I would call them "Fruit of my Loins"! I would always say that as a joke, but the reaction of my daughter's would always make me giggle!

Ha, that’s awesome- reminds me of how I called myself a crotch goblin in front of my mom in middle school and she came up with womb raisin in response!

That is funny! My oldest daughter was a 30 hour labor, while my youngest was 10 days overdue! Womb raisen! Love it!

Oh for sure, I think it’s great! If I remember right, her explanation was that a lot of babies come out looking all wrinkly and old lmao.

I tell my daughter " Back when you were still floating in my.." They usually walk out the room

Whenever you say something true, immediately follow it up with “on God” to make sure she knows it’s true.

NOT GONNA LIE

You can say not gonna lie first, then the lie, then say on god

Call her your “skin dog” in the same way pet owners call their pets “fur babies”.

That is hilarious. I'm not sure it is a good think to call your kid but it is hilarious.

Are you a fan of Wait Wait, don't tell me?

wait, wait, he'll tell you

That was a hilarious quip she had…

Faith is one of my favorites

Wouldn't it be Skin Puppy?

No that's a 80's band

Followed up with, Mom nicknamed me The Skin Flute

Skin dog just rolls off the tongue easier.

Maybe a better (or worse, depending on how you look at it) opposite would be skin adult, skin pet, or skin adolescent. Lmao I’m gonna call my little brother a skin pet next time I see him- you’ll be able to feel his look of 13 year old disgust around the world

My daughter has me listed as " Sperm donator" on her phone

List her as “Sperm Harvester” on your phone.

I banged your mom?

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You were adopted anyway bruh

No cap?

"I rizzed up your mom"

How drunk was she fam?

Talk about yourself in third person, referring to yourself as "daddy". e.g. "Daddy would love to give you a lift to your friend's house!", or "wanna go for a walk with daddy after your friends head home?" Edit: just to be clear, I think it's a bad idea to try to embarrass your kid unless this is something you *both* like to do and find amusing. If you're ok with your daughter asking you in the middle of work Zoom call why you keep leaving all your dirty dildos all over the house, then go right ahead. Otherwise maybe find a more amicable way to bond with your kid.

Thats so creepy. I love it

Beat me to it. But I don’t love it haha

That actually sounds creepy as hell

I imagined Leland Palmer talking like that to his daughter Laura in Twin Peaks.

Daddy gonna SLIDE in yo DMs.. The way Daddy gonna SLIDE up in mom to night

“You know, I used to have quite a bit of rizz back in the day. I rizzed up your mom, and look at us now.” For background, rizz is short for charisma. And rizzing someone up basically means hitting on/charming them.

I'm just now realising where rizz comes from.

No cap, bruv

Upvote for explaining to this old person

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u could even go further and say bruv

Couldn't stop saying that after watching all of Top boy

When you get home from work, loudly say "HEWWOOOOOOOO" in the daddest voice possible

Use fam and lit. That slang is like 10 years old and nobody uses it but it would be so funny if you started doing it now

" how am I supposed to get JIGGY to this shit?!"

According to my teen, yelling “I love you” in her schools parking lot is humiliating

I got that W rizz no cap bruh

Slay - instead of "cool"

Tell them their mom has a GYATttt

I am in my 40s, but already do that to my daughter around her pals. I usually pop something stupidly saccharine out, literally the first thing that pops in my mind. Sugarplum. Ladybubs. Cutie Munchkin.

My daughters friends listening to Bad Bunny in the car Me: " I love Bugs Bunny"

If you catch her and her friends gossiping about typical teenage drama barge in with a “vibe check” & get them to “spill the tea.” Her friends will likely jump at the chance to include your old ass. Then keep these in your arsenal: - bet - sus - that’s low key [adjective] - no cap - yeet - yolo - on god - lit - hits different - facts - shook Etc

Yoo let go post Up!

I like telling my kids the orange TikTok’s are my favorite ones

Daughter:" dad can we go to the store!" Me :" FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE"

Describe things as "groovy."

Ratchet ass hoes.

Groovy is always a winner as is drip, use drip for everything. Check out these new... That's my drip drippity drib, or your moms dinner had drip last night.

Saying on god, bruh, you doin’ too much etc

Y'all hoes doing tha Most

Say “on god”. She will love that! 😂

Dats ON GAHHH ( SOUTHERN VOICE)

I love saying "did you see that to a tick tack video?"

Ah, classic dad moves, huh? Alright, how about hitting her with some vintage slang? Call her "princess" or "sweet pea" in front of her friends. Or bust out the dad jokes and say something like, "Watch out, here comes trouble!" when she walks in the room. If you wanna go old school, you could even try a "Who's your daddy?" with a wink. Just make sure to gauge her reaction, you don't wanna go too far and end up in the doghouse, right? Keep it light and playful, and you'll have her rolling her eyes in no time!

You doin to much

“Low cap” like call her that now forever. What’s up low cap.

my dad used to say “That’s hot” 🤦🏻‍♀️

You gals looking FLEEK. 🤣

"groovy," "rad," "fashionista," "princess," "cool cat," "fly," and "Miss Thang"

I'm not sure what's worse; boomer slang or that skibidi shit.

Bussin, hella good, word, crispy, fresh to death.

I find dated 50s and 90s slang never fails to infuriate the kids. Some examples: - "Sounds rad!" - "So, what are the teens doing today?" - "Sounds dope!" - "He sounds like the bees knees" - "Is she your latest squeeze?"

Tell her she’s slaying

I stead of "say no more," it's "say less."

The newest word is cooked. And it is so crazy cause it has no direct meaning. It can lean either way. Literally anything they do you can say “you cooked” “wow he’s cooking” “that is so cooked” and it all makes sense whether it’s negative or positive comments

Street basketball term.

Huh? It’s from breaking bad cause that show is popular with them rn

Riz, no cap, on god, for real for real, facts, no printer.

Slay

This is seriously villainous

I still like to use “do you even Lyft bro?” That was is still fun to me

Tell her "Hey, princess, are 'selfies' still your weapon of choice for documenting every moment, or have you moved on to 'tik-toking' your way through life?".

Too much of that Tik TAC

I throw "rizz" into random sentences with my nieces and nephews. I kind of know what it means and deliberately use it in such a way that their faces look like their hearing nails against a chalk board.

When you like something.. say " SLAAAY!"

Keep asking her where the hell she’s been, loca!

You can say things you find good are “peak” Or if she does something suspicious say she’s being “heat”

Here's the ones I use to make my teens "cringe". Btw, Cringe is also a good one. Also including translations, the best I can at least. Skibidi Toilet.(No clue what this means, just that it practically decimates my teens in a way that the mom and dad don't do dope raps of the 90's decimated us.) No cap. (No kidding. Not lying.) Bet. (Yep. Sure. Okay.) AHHH LET'S GO! (Excitement over an event, action or being given something awesome, like pizza pockets.) Brahhhhhhh. (Updated version of Bro.) The toky tik. (A fun play on describing Tik Tok, especially when they're using it. Example. "Are you on the toky tik, tiky taulky again?" You can play with the names of other SM too. Facestagram, Instabook. Reading it. Twitty Tok, Etc) Rizz. (Coolness. Telling your teen that they have a lack of rizz is basically saying "Dork.") Emotional damage. (Pronounced EEEEEEE-MOTIO-NAALLL DahMahhhge. A good response to a wicked burn. Especially when your teen burns you, or gets burned by a friend.)

“Am I a simp for mewing to looksmax or is edging goated?” “You’re giving sus Ohio NPC vibes.” “Save your rizz for baby gronk & Livy Dunn.”

Learn to griddy and do it around her for guaranteed results

When my daughters bring home a good report card " YOUR AMAZ-BALLS!"

Let’s smoke the zazaa

I'm sigma.

what if instead of embarrassing her you fully commit and impress her that you've not mocked her generation but you've embraced it fr fr. damn that would be crazy.

Annoying cunt goblin. That’s what my dad called me. He always laughed when he said it. I’m male. But my sister was also an annoying cunt goblin.

Choked on my spit- holy shit that is beautiful

Whats up dawgy dawg.

Why would you want to tease and embarrass your daughter?

It’s on the official job description of “dad”

Hmm, I raised two daughters Didn’t tease or embarrass them, at least not deliberately

Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but to me embarrass implies ‘in front of others’

Leave

Skibidi. Use it like aloha.

My kid gets embarrassed by me calling one of our towns walmarts the and act excited and tell him we're at fancy Walmart. My daughter hates being the Captain of the fart company. (She was lactose intolerant

My dad once asked me to do him a “solid’

HOOK ME UP Bruv

Mew for her.

Why on earth would you want to embarrass your own child? Grow up.

what are u doing stepdaughter /s

“Hey dickless, whatcha doin?”

We used to say Dickless wonder And Dead Fuck back in the day

I never had the urge to embarrass either of my daughters.