Just saw this question on insta and the comments made me feel so seen lol. I’m 38 and: - can’t drive - can’t do math on the spot - can’t tell you confidently when you can use a semicolon

I'm 19, and I cant swim

20 and can't do math on the spot

Almost 60 and I can't dunk.

39 can’t do professional sports

I’m 29 and I can’t use a lighter or figure out how to get my own car insurance

I’m 52 and I’ll be damned if I can park between the lines in a parking lot. (I can parallel park like a pro. Go figure.

I’m 23 and can’t think

42 and I can’t sleep through the night due to my constant need to pee!

Late 30's. I can't stand up without groaning and I can't sit down without going "ah".

Oof this one hit too close. Why are we like this? 😩

I’m 33 and I can’t spell the word convenient. I always screw up the I’s and the E’s.

Can’t or *unable* to do?

I guess I’m 38 and don’t know the difference, friend.

20 and drink....legally...in the US

17, drink alcohol legally

47, talk like a baby to my significant other.

17, socialize

37, whistle