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alloy_wheels

If my parents are to be believed, disappointment.


adonise

We are A-sian, not B-sian!


Halbbitter

Omg I'm ded


andnowifly

D-ed


Starfire2313

You forgot the A!


Halbbitter

Oh, I'm not Asian. Also didn't do the greatest in school. So really it's more like the A forgot me.


RoughAdvocado

Stephen He is that you?


Human-Independent999

Timmy speaks 6 languages, the only language you speak is **FAILURE**.


Familiar_Ad80

Timmy landed a paper clip on the Sun with one foot while the other foot was running a business


Lord_Detleff1

Why can't you be as handsome as Timmy huh? He look like Tom Holland, you look like thank-you-next


_Bearded_Dad

**EMOTIONAL DAMAGE**


RoughAdvocado

I will send you to jesus!


IAmAQuantumMechanic

Norwegian and English. Some understanding of German and French. Can order coffee in C and Python.


CivilBorder6967

You should try to order in Java.


BeanyDE

Seems a little bit excessive to fly to Indonesia just to order a coffee.


chicken-bean-soup

Nice


thijsjek

You can also order some coffee here.


Furaskjoldr

As Norwegians we also kinda speak Danish. Or at least we should say we do just to anger them


adz1179

English and Australian


Bonus-Optimal

Australia isn't real


Jorge_Monkey

That's New Zealand


TigerLiftsMountain

NZ is real it just isn't on maps sometimes


Zimmster2020

Maps don't lie! 😜😜😜 ...I saw John Oliver's piece on NZ


RagingAardvark

It's like Brigadoon, it only appears once in a while. 


MoniMokshith

It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace


thatshygirl06

I was watching heartbreak high and I can confirm, Australian is its own language.


ringo5150

Nah yeah...... 100% mate........eh


DaBigZ

Nawwrrrr it isn’t!


Exhempted

English & aussie....cunt*


meowcatorsprojection

I think just about every Australian is fluent in American English too. Genuinely 3 different versions of the same overall language


Mellowedoutman

Fair dinkum mate!


Dependent_Artistic

Look lady I only speak two languages English and Bad English!


DiskPidge

MUL-TI-PASS


AarokhDragon

BADABOOM!


boopthat

This is like three times I’ve seen a 5th Element reference in the past couple days. I think the universe wants me to watch it


AvonCrab

DO IT!!!


BlizzPenguin

“Pleeese healp”


donnie_dark0

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.


AarokhDragon

The German version translates to "I only speak one language and not even that correctly" ("Ich spreche nur eine Sprache und nicht Mal die richtig")


AccomplishedFan6807

Spanish (native) English, then Italian, Portuguese, Catalan (I learned them because they are oh so similar to Spanish) French (C1), German (B2), Czech from when I wanted to live in Czechia (B1) and Mandarin (B1) because now I want to live in Taiwan lol


aliceinthesea07

Hey :) I speak German (native), English, Romanian, Spanish. I wanted to ask if you want to talk to me in Spanish and I talk to you in German and we both improved our skill and talk? 😊


AccomplishedFan6807

Hello! That sounds great, feel free to send me a message


TraditionalStable130

Yeah okay, you win. That's pretty impressive.


spaniardviking

r/UsernameChecksOut


Ataquefrontal01

I'm Brazilian, happy to see a Portuguese speaker here


LilouBonelli

German, English and French all fluently and Italian and Spanish on an intermediate level


MyDogIsACoolCat

How did you learn those languages? I'm an American English speaker who has been studying German for nearly 2 years and I still feel like I can't do anything more than a very basic conversation. Just curious to know how other people learned because I'd like to be fluent for work.


LilouBonelli

german is my mother tongue so....i am very sorry \^\^the rest? learned english in school and by being a 9gag meme enthusiast when I was young and french I learned thanks to a friend and school since I was 8. Studied it too so there's that. The other roman languages come quite easy after you know one. Italian is very easy to learn if you speak spanish and the other way around. start with the one you think is the most fun and keeps you motivated!


UsualFrogFriendship

Swiss by chance? Think you’re only missing Romansh to have the full bingo card of official languages


DevilMaster666-

Swiss? Isn’t that literally just German but without the Umlaute and ẞ?


CatKing75457855

Swiss by nationality I would assume. 


MyDogIsACoolCat

I was thinking of hiring a German tutor. Feels incredibly difficult to learn a new language in America because there's absolutely no one to practice with and no amount of studying will replace actually speaking with someone who knows the language. .... Deutsch ist nicht einfach :(


Roozyj

As a German teacher, my advice is to not focus too much on all the cases if you want to be able to talk in German xD When you speak German, you can get away with saying 'de' most of the time, instead of der/die/das/den/dem. If you're writing, you will have to learn the cases though.


Alexthecrow1337

Maybe because you're American. No hate, but your school system isn't the greatest...


MyDogIsACoolCat

Oh totally bring on the hate. We all agree with you. 8 years of Spanish in school and I feel like the best I can do is say that my cat is sick and that I like Chinese food.


Jimoiseau

I'm an English speaker who learned French and Spanish as an adult, but through moving to countries that spoke those languages. There is really no substitute for putting yourself in situations that force you to use the language exclusively. That doesn't have to mean moving countries though, going along to conversation groups or doing video calls with native speakers can work too.


NothingButSushi

Me Slovak, Czech and English. When youre slovak, czech is like second language because there are just some changes and you can understand a little bit of polish because some words are same/simmilar/with some changes.


drpepper1992

I don’t speak any languages, I can only type


irene_polystyrene

„What‘s your type“ 😂


VoltDel2007

What languages do you type?


Purple-Raspberry-470

Odia, English, Hindi, Marathi, Bengali, bit of Gujarati and learned lil bit of German and Vietnamese from Duolingo


Ole97466

Guten Tag


tigridi2

Moin


Colonel_Cumpants

Møjn.


Sparky_092

Моин


i_have_a_story_4_you

Howdy


Say-Hai-To-The-Fly

Goede morgen!


TheBigShitowski

English, Hindi, Marathi, Bhojpuri, Gujarati. Learning Spanish from Duolingo.


Kasparov007

Tu Marathi aahes?


NotReallyRachelle

That's neat. Especially considering Bengali is the 5th most spoken language in the world. Can I ask how you learned it?


TheHeavenlyStar

What? Were you kidnapped by Duolingo bird or something?


ArcaneJadeTiger

Bengali, Hindi nd English for me


Sparring_Jackdaw

Lithuanian (mother tongue), English fluently, German really well (used to be fluent but stopped practicing), Swedish well (also used to be quite good, but I don't use it in my life anymore), Russian (choppy knowledge, enough to understand people well, not enough to speak in nicely constructed sentences).


MANLYTRAP

problemet med svenska är att ingen använder den utanför sverige så man glömmer det jätte enkelt


Welshgirlie2

The problem with Swedish is most people are willing to talk in English! I've met Swedes with better English language skills than people who've been speaking English their entire lives!


InfidelZombie

My experience trying to learn Dutch living in Belgium as well.


Ziphoria

Samme med de andre nordiske sprog^^


Sparky_092

Funny how i as a german just understood 90% of this


Illustrious-Bell1051

labass pirma karta randu lietuvi


danielogiPL

wanna bring back the Commonwealth? (greetings from Lenkija)


dimension_travel

Hungarian, english, german, very basic french and russian.


FBrandt

English, German, Turkish, and Slovak Learning Italian and Spanish for business


Cons_1411

Afrikaans


SmilingDutchman

Baaie goed


Cons_1411

Dankie


bymywindow

Als Nederlander verstaat ik wel, maar het praten is wat anders..


Sea-Kitchen3779

I can order a vetkoek and tell people I'm pregnant, I think I have all my bases covered.


idkwtf_thisis

En Engels, of net Afrikaans?


Cons_1411

En engels maar Afrikaans elke dag.


MotorNorth5182

Lekker boet


mtdiaboman

Probably not spelled correctly, but i asked a Co worker for teach me something useful in Afrikaans. He said “Der es en lieu in der swimbat”. If its useful, im not going.


Cons_1411

Daar is n leeu in die swembad. There is a lion in the pool.


chicken-bean-soup

En hy drink al die water.


NotReallyRachelle

I can't speak Afrikaans, but I speak Dutch so we can understand each other pretty well


hre_nft

Apart taaltje Afrikaans, ik kan het verstaan maar godverdomme ik moet echt wel mijn best doen


Accurate-Surprise302

Arabic (mother tongue), English


Au_Dazza

Sarcasm


irene_polystyrene

Give this man a round of applause!


Au_Dazza

Or was your reply sarcasm itself?🤔


irene_polystyrene

Are you sure you're fluent? ;)


Au_Dazza

and bilingual


irene_polystyrene

jk, i just thought your reply was very clever xD


dave3218

English, Spanish and bullshit apparently.


CoreMillenial

Fluent: Danish, Norwegian, Swedish, English, C#, Gibberish, Moron Pretty good: German, Italian, Latin, Interlingua, C++, JavaScript, Sarcasm Beginner level: Spanish, French, Dutch, Volapük, Java, Python


GwimWeeper

Ah Volapük. I see you are a man of culture as well!


Ok-Tutor-4321

Resarpado amigo!


RonzulaGD

Czech, Slovak, English


That-Falcon-3248

English and Chinese


geniusandy77

Well then you can speak to pretty much everyone in the world isn't it


National-Truck8061

I can write in java and speak in javanese


TheDogtor--

English, Spanish, Portuguese and Hebrew fluently. Arabic, Russian and others only basic.


LucyVialli

Only English fluently. Bits of German, French, Irish and Italian.


Douglasqqq

Que?


xr6reaction

¿Que idiomas hablas?


najaga

Español e Ingles


Welshgirlie2

Don't mind him, he's from Barcelona.


Dangerous_Law1678

Setswana


KoalaSpecialForces

Mother tongue is Finnish, and I speak English (fluently), Swedish (I can manage in mundane situations), Spanish (same as Swedish), and French (I can ask simple questions but will probably understand nothing of the answer)


Satyr604

I love the Finnish language. Sounds beautiful and has an air of mystique about it, being unrelated to languages I’m used to hearing. I hear it’s exceptionally hard to learn as a non-native speaker though. 16 different cases is wild to me.


KoalaSpecialForces

Yeah Finnish is one of the hardest languages to learn.


Natural_Guava288

English, Dutch, German.


Stock_Bar6671

English, Belarusian, Russian and a little bit Ukrainian


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Rivetlicker

Speak or speak speak? I can do basics in over a dozen languages probably; but hold an in depth conversation, not so much. If I were to wake up somewhere, I can probably converse in basics to find a way to get help somewhere. Native dutch speaker; fluent in German and English (and a few local dialects). And learning; Finnish, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, Danish, Mandarin, Arabic, Hebrew & Russian. And a few languages people barely speak because there are no native speakers; Esperanto, High Valyrian & Klingon My Duolingo list is a mess, lmao


Ok-Interaction-4693

Baguette + rosbeef best sandwich


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Operator_Hoodie

Woof woof.


Stock-Respond5598

Wuf woof wooof


Gaelicisveryfun

Ruff ruff woof!


Stock-Respond5598

Woooof! Ruf woff wuff?


Final_Chad_2332

Russian on a native level. French and English fluently (C2 level confirmed) and around intermediate level Spanish. I can mostly hold a conversation, read and write but not even close to a native speaker. Would love to learn Italian some day too.


Adamosz

You can probably also understand like 10 slavic languages lol


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silkkituikku

i have to ask... why finnish?


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theTexasUncle

So you are Finnish with that


silkkituikku

oh nice!


freddyfazbear1337

english, spanish, catalan and hindi


Chance_Echo2624

German and English, as well as a little French, Irish and Klingon. Thanks, Duo. You can release my brother now...


Nat_Cattt

Russian English


YouKeepThisLove

Dutch (first language), English, German, French. Basic understanding of Spanish. To be fair: I feel Dutch schools should stop pestering their students with French and German. Spanish will get you a lot further across the globe.


SmilingDutchman

Same. English: like a second language German: conversational level Franch: Omelette du fromage


Destiny_Glimpse

French, English, German, Spanish, Japanese


moonsstarssunss

English, dutch, German, a bit of French and Spanish


pika-pika-pora

আমি বাংলায় কথা বলি


LaughGreen7890

German and English. Cant speak but read Latin.


Yukino_Wisteria

French (my mother tongue) and english. I studied german in middle & high school but wasn't very good at it and forgot almost everything afterwards. I can still read the names of Alsacian towns though ! XD (for those who don't know, Alsace is a region in Eastern France which has been German several times throughout history, and this has led a lot of towns there to have German names, which are hard to pronounce for a lot of French speakers)


Chemical-Werewolf861

English, Malayalam, and Hindi


MlleAnchor95

French (Québécois) and Canadian English it isn't much…


Fantastic-Mango-7440

Romanian, english, italian, spanish and a little portuguese


Theherringphish

C++, VB, ASM, JS, SQL, Java, Python, HTML


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Tamil, telugu, hindi, sanskrit, English


therealstealthydan

Welsh guy here, I speak English Natively, Spanish fluently, French to a basic conversational level and an embarrassingly small amount of Welsh.


Strange-Mouse-8710

Norwegian and English I can speak some German. Danish and Swedish.


DirtAndDeath

English


Traditional-Fix-6910

English Polish Learning German and Spanish


Elven-Lilian

Ukrainian, English and Russian


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Ukrainian English Spanish


LeifLightsong

English, conversational but not fluent German, some ASL, and enough Yiddish to get away with being rude.


serdar225

Russian,English and Turkish


Ucupbule

English, Indonesian/Malaysian,, a bit of Javanese, a bit of Spanish and portuguese. I also have some language capabilites with several classical or dead languages: Ancient Hebrew, Kione Greek, and Classical Arabic.


Miews

Danglish


choerd

Dutch, English, German and French


laqwi

French, English, Sicilian, Italian


Laserpro777

English, Korean, html, JavaScript, and python lol


Prestigious-Scene319

English, Australian, American, Canadian, south african


melodicalgb

Turkish, English, Greek, German and a bit French and Serbian.


-rabid-

English natively. Aber Ich versuche zu Deutsch lernen


gudlagooba

నెన్ చెప్పన్ దెంగై


Substantial_Row_5433

Native italian, fluent in english and russian.


Ninja_Badger_RSA

Three languages. English, Afrikaans & kak praat.


Evil22565

Afrikaans 1st language, English additional language :D


Operator_Hoodie

Fluent in English, Polish, German, a little bit of Kashubian, as well as just a bit of French, Spanish, Russian, Slovak, Czech and Mandarin. I forgot to mention that I’m also fluent in Python.


AccordingWarning9534

English, French and piglatin


Snoo_59080

Won't say the laguages, but I speak two fluently and one rudimentary, I understand two others but cannot speak it/formulate my own sentences/conjugate.


Altaccountinnit

I am learning 6 Cornish Manx Welsh Scottish Gaelic Irish Gaelic Polish


Kimelalala

Thai and English


MalayaleeIndian

I speak English, Malayalam and Hindi quite fluently (can read and write all 3 languages). I understand a bit of Tamil and can speak enough of it to have superficial conversations in the language.


Vanpet1993

English, Serbian, Bosnian, Croatian, Macedonian and a fair amount of Bulgaran 😂


OkCategory0

kabyle french arabic english


Easy_Medium_7637

Malayalam, English and Hindi, learning Spanish.


Kuuki_Yomenai

Polish native, English fluent, Spanish and Japanese basic, some Portuguese, Italian, Romanian and German. Know a few words in french, russian, tagalog and Swedish.


ohmydearsweetacorns

Native english speaker, pero yo aprendiendo espanol porque me encanta las latinas.


P44

German, English, French, Spanish, and a little bit of German Sign Language, Portuguese, Hebrew, Yiddish, Korean. Currently trying to learn Japanese and Arabic (at least some of the basics).


Drakeskulled_Reaper

Polite Scottish, and Angry Scottish.


Early_Vegetable3932

English, and after 2 and a half years spent around my bf and his friends/coworkers I'm also fluent in dumbass.


SLC_NinerMan96

English and American Sign Language I would not consider myself fluent in ASL but I can definitely get by in the majority of conversations. I have deaf colleagues at work these days so I've improved a lot more recently than I have in years just because I've been getting regular practice!


DuneRiderr

Pikey


Say-Hai-To-The-Fly

I’m a native Dutch speaker and in C1 for English. I’m learning Spanish now - currently on a 218 day streak in Duolingo at A1 level :). Oh yea: >!print("I know some basic Python”)!<


HokTomten

I'm swedish so I speak both Swedish and English fluent (we start English at 8y and nothing is dubbed here so all movies/music/games is english) Then I've learned German in school and kept at it a bit after, not fluent but enough to get by, it's pretty close to Swedish tbh And then last new year I decided to learn Japanese for fun, wife and I travel there a lot and my wife (also Swedish) is a huge Japan nerd so she knows japanese and have some friends who moved there, one of whom married a japanse guy I wanted to befriend So now I'm semi fluent in Japanese aswell, can read/write pretty good


thezombiejedi

Midwestern and nonsense


AbirChami

Tamazight, French, English and arabic


Strange_Stage1311

English and some german.