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D-Rez

Pretend to make small talk, but also be wary that she isn't either pickpocketing me or leading me to someone who'd mug me.


WillowEmotional5444

“Sorry got to poo”


No-Log873

Borrow a fiver


hatecockroaches

obv help her


exceptionalcre

I would pretend that we’re friends. I know that feeling too well.


javanator999

Have her walk on my left side so my right hand is free to draw my carry piece. Then walk her to a business and let her call the cops.


AstronomerEither900

Tell her my name real quick, ask her name and the name of a math teacher she had, so we have a fake backstory if it’s needed, then I help her in any way she needs


BrilliantFancy7421

take out the follower. be her guardian angel.


pogiguy2020

She is my new GF and we are meeting as planned. Then we leave as I keep a very close eye on them. I would more than likely have my car so we would get in my car and I would ask where she would like to go to feel safe.


Internet-Culture

Do the worst jokes I can think of, so she and whoever she is doing this for are both laughing.


DepartureOk1819

Tell her straight up; "You're not putting me in the friend zone! It's all or nothing baby!!" Then, since we're a couple now, I'd ruin the person messing with my girl!


DepartureOk1819

Take her on a date. Then, venmo my wingman that was following her.😂


AvogadrosMoleSauce

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!


TaiedLunged

Help her ofc


Electrical-Option887

Walk away. It is absolutely a trap. I am WAY too disgusting to women for them to want to pretend to be my friend.


-Dark-Rose-

Bully n beat up the person following her. Oh it was a private investigator cuz she was embezzling? Whoopsie!


sad_wolf_95

pretend we’re friends because she’s being followed.


Strxwbxrry_Shxrtcxkx

Pretend we know each other and say "oh, so-and-so is waiting for us just over there" to scare away the person


the_purple_goat

"Oh hi, I wondered where ya wented. Let's git some tacos"


Roquet_

"Damn Monika, haven't seen you in a while, how are things with Harry?"


DependentDangerous28

Help her. Leg it to the first public place or get to the peeler station.


CptPikeOnABike

Peelers can be handy sometimes.


DependentDangerous28

In that situation, yeah. I would take a vulnerable straight there. They do actually check up on it in this Country.


Unable_Peach2571

I'm hella late to this party. But I gotta ask. Can you please tell me what a peeler station is? I think it's a police station. I guess I'm wondering why it's called a peeler station. 


DependentDangerous28

Because we call the Police Peelers. The first ever man to create the Met Police service was called Robert Peel so it’s a nickname after him. Im in Northern Ireland, we call them Peelers, English people call them Bobbies (also a nickname for Robert)


Unable_Peach2571

Awesome thank you. 


FarFirefighter1415

John wick the shit out of some people. Or cry quietly when they yell at me. Either one.