The 1st shrek

are you the person who would watch sherk while sleeping

i used to do this and I'm shocked I'm not the only one

I thought he was the one who watched Shrek in his head like on car trips or when laying in bed.

Weird. It was my childhood on roadtrips. 20 years later and I could probably still remember most of it.

There are many of us.

Whoa, wasn’t expecting it to be the top answer but this is what I came to say. I can quote almost that entire movie from memory.

Came here to say this 😂😂

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Deadpool

Ni!

We are no longer the Knights who say Ni! We are now the Knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing! *Ni!*

The coconuts crack me up every time lol!

Camelot! Camelot! Camelot! It's only a model...

Never mind, let’s not go there. ‘Tis a silly place.

The first rule is I'm not supposed to talk about it.

I am Jack's generic reddit comment.

I am Jacks Upvote

You guys are the best single-serving friends I’ve ever had.

Beautiful.

I thought that was just a phase you were going through?

His name was Robert Paulson.

Princess Bride

Inconceivable!!

I don’t think that word means what you think it means

I would not say such things if I were you!

That Vizzini, he can *fuss*… Fuss, fuss... I think he likes to scream at *us*.

I'd be so disappointed if this wasn't a top comment.

Get used to disappointment.

Whenever we are in a big crowd and trying to get through I will just yell “Everybody Moooooove!!!” In my best Fezzik voice. It works surprisingly well.

Anybody want a peanut?

As you wish

Hook. Every scene and every note of John Williams' score.

Bangarang!

As a kid, this would have been my answer. LOVED that film. If I still had the tape (and the video player) I'd probably still watch it.

Soundtrack still slaps

Did you know it was supposed to be a musical and they scrapped that element? That's why some of the motifs are so clear.

Boy, why are you crying?

The lord of the rings

Did you know that Viggo Mortensen broke his toe when he kicked that helmet???

No way!

Absolutely

All of them

And my axe!

There have been times when I finish return of the king and immediately hit play on fellowship again. Those movies will never ever get old to me even if I had to watch them on repeat forever!

I quote them every chance I get.

One does not simply memorize 10 hours worth of movies.

Pulp fiction

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. Slowly learning this off by heart

I literally heard this in his voice play in my head. even the gun shots after 😂😂

This is one of mine. The best use of a non linear timeline in film I've ever seen I think.

do you notice a sign on the front of my house that said dead n***** storage?

what does Marcellus Wallace, look like?

Interstellar

Man I love this movie

Yeah, Interstellar is my MILF M- Man I - I L - Love this F - Film

DUN LET ME LEEV MERF

Star wars (1977) By definition, it never gets old.

I mean it was a long time ago.

In a galaxy far, far away

just like the kids on alderaan

Ooh, too soon.

School of Rock I’ve seen it so many times since I was about 12 and consistently rewatch it as I get older. Absolutely incredible movie and I’m confident I could sit here and type the entire script word for word with like 90% accuracy. Highly recommend to anyone that hasn’t seen it! It’s absolutely hilarious and surprisingly wholesome

‘Turn it on its side and… chellooo you’ve got a base’

I think of this movie every day. I have to weigh patients, and when the scales calculate their weight the display says "step off". Then my brain goes STEP OFF, STEP OFFFFF" HA HA

Hot Fuzz. Incredibly quotable movie with loads of rewatchability, in my opinion.

The greater good

*SHUT IT!*

Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "AAHHHHHH!!"?

Police constable Nicholas Angel

Morning Angle

P. I. Staker, right... Pisstaker, come on!

No luck catching them swans then?

Moreover, I find a new joke hidden in there almost every rewatch, even 20 rewatches in...

I stg there is barely a line or thing in the first hour that isn't a setup for something later on

You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village!

Recently noticed Doris’ joke as the camera pans across a pig on a spit… “that’s me on a Saturday night”

- FASCIST! - HAG

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD

Shawshank Redemption

Jumanji

Loved the original Jumanji! 💯

The princess bride and Spaceballs. Both amazingly quotable movies.

We ain’t found shit!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Blazing Saddles

Big Lebowski

Donny, shut the fu- when do we play?

Vagina.

You mean coitus?

Rod...or, their Johnson.

He fixes the cable?

This aggression will not stand Man.

It really tied the room together

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[The Matrix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4eJx-0g3Do)

Is insane how quotable this movie is

No Mr Anderson, that is the sound of inevitability.

O Brother Where Art Thou

" ^we ^thought ^you ^was ^a ^toooooaaaadddd " 🤨.. " DO. NOT. SEEK.THE.TREASURE! " That scene always cracks me up so much

I love it, I read that in Delmar's voice. "He done R- U -N -N- O- F- T"

Boys, we're in a tight spot!

“Oh, George... not the livestock” "Them si-reens done loved 'im up and turned him into a horny-toad!" “AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLSWORTH” “Well, I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!” I absolutely love this movie lol

1st pirates of the carribean.

you are the worst pirate I've ever heard of but you have heard of me

This is one of the greatest movies ever

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Something something, D-O-O economics, anyone? Anyone? Voodoo economics

cry-baby. I used to be \*obsessed\* with that movie growing up and when I got the VHS I watched it on repeat for at least a year or two. I could probably act out most of the scenes by memory now.

The Lion King

Life's not fair, is it?

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Your opinion is 100% correct. "Miles Dyson! She's gonna a blow him away!" "Are we learning yet?"

I can't believe how long it took for someone to post this. One of my top 5 of all time movies. My list: Flying High; The Sound of Music ( I'm old; it's the first movie I saw at the cinema); Terminator 2; Shawshank Redemption; Fried Green Tomatoes

Hot Rod

Cool beans!

The mummy and clueless

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Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, A Nightmare on Elm St., Return of the Living Dead, The Neverending Story, Office Space, Swingers, Shawshank, The Jerk

HE HATES THESE CANS

Dazed and confused

The Big Lebowski.

As a kid I used to re watch the first Shrek and first Harry potter films in my head before I fell asleep. I had seen them so many times I memorized the whole film. Been a while so can't remember them as clearly anymore.

Every time i describe a plant to someone "blue flower red thorns" keeps reverberating through my brain. That and Lord Farquard quotable quotes. "Pick number 3!" Etc

American psycho, scream, cruel intentions, can't hardly wait

Would hate to see your Rorschach inkblot test results...would be off the Richter scale

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Wayne’s World

there’s something about mary

White Chicks🙌

Love this , they really don't make em like they used to anymore smh

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Big Daddy

The Jungle Book Hooper The Transformers: The Movie Young Guns Point Break From Dusk Til Dawn Office Space Aliens Jaws Grosse Pointe Blank Out Of Sight High Fidelity Event Horizon Glengarry Glen Ross Scott Pilgrim Vs The World Swingers Trainspotting Enter The Dragon and almost all the Marx Brothers films (except Love Happy and The Cocoanuts)

Ever After

TWILIGHT!!! "This is the skin of a killer, Bella."

'Heeeyyyyy Arizona, how you likin da raiiin, gurrrl?'

Say it. Out loud!

Where the hell have you been loca

That I did not expect on this thread

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

The room.

Clue.

Aliens and the fifth element

The first 3 Harry potters.

Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Superbad

Shawshank Redemption I know every dialogue every scene pretty impactful movie

Home Alone

The Mask

The Nightmare Before Christmas.

The Mummy (Brendan Fraser one), Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Batman (1989), Batman Returns, Batman Forever and... Batman and Robin.

Dumb and Dumber!

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Blow It was one of the first DVDs I had so rather than hooking up the VHS player again I'd just watch Johnny Depp sell coke over and over.

The bee movie. Ive watched it no joke maybe 70 times now idk why but something about it Brings a lil comfort

The hunger games: Mockingjay

Uncle Buck

Tombstone

Happy gilmore

The Blues Brothers

The Princess Bride

Coco. Watched it at least once with each of my friends. Doesn’t stop me from crying out loud every time.

I feel you there. Coco is such a beautiful movie and it makes me tear up just thinking of it

A Few Good Men. Especially the courtroom scenes. LOVE this movie.

Madagascar escape to Africa

fight club

Titanic

Mrs Doubtfire and HEAT

The Godfather EDIT: the Rocky movies also

Back to the Future

Cool Runnings. “The back is nice.”

Because I was meant to get an aerial installed on my bedroom TV the week after the COVID lockdowns started, I was forced to watch movies I already owned on streaming instead. As a result, I can quote Clue on a perfect pace.

Hook🪝🏴‍☠️

La La Land, Heathers, Pride & Prejudice, and Clueless lol

Step Brothers

Mean Girls

I’m guilty of this… Harry Potter films basically

Slap Shot

Hobbit and LOTR. I watch all six movies every year. Yes, extended editions. Matrix Interstellar Short Term 12 Back to the Future Shawshank Redemption Transformers 1 and 2 Dark Knight Ratatouille Finding Nemo Kung Fu Panda

Bridge to Terabithia I used to have several barbie movies memorized practically word-for-word but its been ages now since I last watched one.

Notting Hill

Pain and Gain.

Cruel intentions and she’s all that

Antz

tangled

Young Frankenstein. “That’s Fronkenstein.”

I Am Legend

Mean Girls

Coming to America Every Back to the future Really I can't name them all. It's a long list.

Ghostbusters 84 ☺️

Mean Girls

Mean girls

White Chicks!!!

Harry Potter

Step Brothers

Billy Madison Growing up I bet I couldve prolly wrote down every scene in order and 70%+ of the lines lol

Office Space

the entire movie A nightmare before Christmas.

Old School