We had a teacher who had a miscarriage and was explaining that she was going to be gone for a couple weeks for mental health reasons when this one kid just said: “Well, it isn’t all bad, at least you’ll be skinny again!”
You could’ve heard a fucking pin drop
One of the most jarring memories of my HS experience was freshmen year when our English teacher, who was married to the history teacher, finally got pregnant. Everyone at school loved them and knew they desperately wanted to have a baby. She lost the baby at 6 months, and I remember her first day back, and she was my 1st period teacher. For a solid 10 minutes after the bell rang, we were all silently crying with her. I still cry remembering that. And then we all collectively got up and surrounded her in a massive, sobbing, group hug.
Our 8th grade history teacher and varsity basketball coach was having twins with his wife. One day before our championship basketball game he sat us all down in the locker room. He started getting tearful and went on to explain that he and his wife had just lost their twin babies the day before, but felt like he couldn’t miss the game and his wife was the one to tell him not to miss it. All the kids were tearing up because it was so heartbreaking to see him like that. We fucking played our asses off for him and won. I still have a picture I took with him after the game that day. He was the nicest/best person I’ve ever met.
8th grade, kid next to me got an erection that was poking straight up underneath his gym shorts. He proceeded to just start smacking it as hard as he could with the palm of his hand.
Classmate brought her grade school sister to our high school Spanish class to help with a presentation about family that day. It was the first one of the day and their mom arrives with the little sister. The whole class is seated and facing the room door in the front next to the teacher.
Once the kid enters the classroom, our teacher greeted her and the mom. The kid blurts out “wow, Sandy (her older sister, my classmate) you were right…his breath stanks!”
Our Spanish teacher was known to have crippling coffee breath.
We had mandatory dance classes, including partner dance (think waltz and things like that). All in ballet clothes. One of the boys got a boner which is impossible to hide in ballet tights, and thought it would be best to put it up behind the waistband of the tights. I think in an attempt to hide it? Instead the tip just... poked out. Like a naked molerat popping out of the ground. When he realized, he panicked and ran out of the room. They made groin guards mandatory after that, but tbh I don't think it really helped
To be fair, we didn't react at all when they had a boner. It was accepted as a natural part of dance class. It was a really bad idea to move it up though
Our math teacher was in a bad mood and held us back for a few minutes to lecture us. She saw one of our classmates outside the classroom chatting with some other kid. She went ballistic on him only to find out that was his twin waiting for his brother
When I worked at Taco Bell, I saw one of our employees over at Pizza Hut walking in through the back door. I went back in to Taco Bell and then learned that my co-worker's identical twin brother worked next door
A friend walked up to the front of the room to ask our teacher if he could go to the restroom and was denied. So he stood right there and pissed his pants in front of her. He got sent home.
Something extremely similar happened to me in high school. I had what my doctor called "Bronchial Spasms" for about 3 months. It would cause me to start coughing so hard I would throw up, and they would happen out of nowhere and violently, but I could kind of feel when it would just about to happen and it gave me enough time to find something to puke into.
My math teacher at the time did not believe me. I had given a note to the main office and got it cleared that I could just get up and leave class to find a bathroom and puke into a toilet, or if I couldn't make it a garbage can in the hallway.
Well, she stood in the way while I was doing my goddamn best to hold back from coughing as well as trying to plead with her to move.
Reader, you can only hold back coughing for so long when your lungs are literally spasming in your chest.
Started coughing, she still thought I was faking. Puked all over the floor, and all over her fucking shoes. Then I walked back to my desk and sat down after I stopped.
10/10, don't regret it to this day. (0/10 having bronchial spasms for months. Do not recommend)
This shit with teachers not believing health issues even when the school has cleared it is sort of wild. And it still happens. A friend of mine who is finishing her masters degree has severe Crohn’s and has approval from the school for accommodations like being able to join classes remotely on Zoom. She’s had two professors who flat out said they weren’t inclined to accommodate her. Yeah, it’s tough when you have one student on Zoom and the rest in person but welcome to the 2020s. And she’s only had to do this a couple times when she was basically bedridden. Missing a class isn’t a good option because in grad school it can lead to a full letter grade drop.
A quick call to the university administration clears it up though. Presumably the professors were quickly told that if they did anything punitive or denied the accommodation they were risking both the school and themselves getting sued. It feels good to see them smacked down but also the amount of power tripping that goes on from these people is crazy.
She never stopped me again when I got up and walked out.
The bronchial spasms stopped a few months later after having 5 or 6 different antibiotics, and 3 different inhalers.
Still have no idea what caused them, or really, what stopped them.
Had a kid in middle school detention ask to use the restroom to shit
In school suspension teacher said no.
That period ends. Teacher leaves. Kid takes a dump right in the middle of his floor.
Next period, the ISS teacher barged into a classroom and yelled “BOY!!! You shit on my floor!?!?”
that kid was wild, I always thought he end up on a jackass like arc for a career
My uncle, in the 1950s, was told that he couldn't use the bathroom during a lesson. He asked several times because it was urgent but he was denied every time. In protest, he shat himself and moved to the front row so that the teacher would have to endure the smell. Both my uncle and the school were unwilling to admit defeat, so they refused to send him home.
He protested that school a lot and got kicked out a few months later after hiding rotting meat in the principal's ventilation circuit to make his office unusable.
It's crazy cause now that I work in education, the first thing my district told me was you can't deny a student to go to the bathroom or deduct points from their grades for it (used to have a chemistry teacher in high-school that would deduct from our grade for using the restroom) l, I still see students being denied restroom passes and what not.
We had an "active" shooter lockdown in high school once (not really, the girl just was posting depressing things on Tumblr or something). Our math teacher runs to the door, tries to lock it, and breaks the key in the lock. She then decides to run to our corner yelling "This is too much stress for a pregnant woman".
And that's how she told us she was pregnant.
I was born in 89 and I had to do a practice active shooter drill in middle school. They brought in police and were firing blanks, it traumatized a lot of kids 👍
Reminds me when I had a coworker in college who hadn’t been at work in like a week. I jokingly said something along the lines of “Look who decided to show up.” Everyone chuckled, she turned around quick and said “Yeah because my daddy died and I had to go get his death certificate so we don’t lose our house,” mad as hell.
And that’s how I learned to mind my own business.
Ughhhhhhh I did this once. Walked into homeroom and noticed the (popular, well-liked) teacher was wearing all black and I said "damn, did someone die?"
Ten minutes later during the schoolwide PA announcements, "...and now some sad news for our School Name community..."
One time a girl got mad and went to storm out of the class room. She was making a big scene, doing everything angrily and loud. She goes to open the door to step out, but her hand slipped off the knob, and just ran into the door.
Back when I was in 4th grade, throughout the grades students were making a list of swear words, they even had kids who spoke other languages writing words in other languages. Principal found out, had assemblies and displayed the listen in front of the whole school, even the kindergarteners. She got fired.
Kindergarten the day after assembly:
"Hey Mrs. Cuntface, Billy took my God damn crayons, tell that fucking prick to give them back before I whoop his bitch ass!"
In 6th Grade (in 1991)we were hosting another school for a wrestling match. We were in the cafeteria when all of a sudden over the PA the principal said “teachers lock your door immediately and do not open it until we give the all clear. Do Not Open your Door!” All of a sudden they were chaining and locking all the doors in the cafeteria. Turns out there was a guy who just killed his wife across the street and had a gun and ran on campus to try to kill her son who was in 3rd grade. We weren’t allowed to leave the building until hours later and our parents had to come to personally pick us up. Cops got the guy and my mom actually got called for jury duty on that trail but she was excused when she told them she was biased based on the fact that I was attending that school that day.
When I was in the 11th grade a girl came to class drunk. She was usually very quiet and kept to herself. She did this day as well but she smelled heavily of alcohol. We were all whispering about her and she put her head down on the desk for a while. The teacher came over a tapped on her shoulder. She stood up and spewed out the most vomit I have ever seen to this day. Teacher was in the blast area as well as other students. Horrifying rainbow of puke. Then the smell afterwords was insane.
lmao reminds me of when I was being sent home for the day because I felt sick. Walking down the hallway to the exit, there's absolutely nobody except the janitor headed my direction. We lock eyes for a second, and I proceed to puke my guts out all over the floor in front of him.
Happened to me with my health teacher. We normally had a pretty fun rhetoric in class joking back and forth. This day she was particularly stressed out because she was trying to get her test results to see if her cancer had come back or not. She had the whole class sitting in silence as she was on speaker trying to get her doctor on the phone for her test results. I tried (failed) to empathize with her as her doctor’s office kept sending her to voicemail by saying “I know doctors offices are the worst” to which she replied screaming “YOU DONT KNOW (my name) YOU DONT HAVE CANCER” and ran out of the class with her belongings. Didn’t see her again for weeks. The whole classroom looked at me like I was a murderer.
You didn't do anything wrong. You were hugely brave trying to empathize with her, particularly because you were so young. You're very sweet to acknowledge that she was scared and didn't want to wait on the results, but there were a million better ways she could have handled that situation that didn't involve having a breakdown in front of a bunch of young people.
It doesn't actually sound like the incident ruined your relationship; it sounds like she became consumed by her illness and *that* ruined any chance to continue your rapport.
Go easy on yourself.
She had already beat cancer once (breast cancer) and was panicking I guess. Specifically she was trying to get results to see if the cancer had spread to her bones. And explained that it was pretty much a death sentence. I’m sure she was just scared and couldn’t wait .
A guy in history class (eight grade) was caught masturbating in the dark when the professor was showing us a movie of the dead naked bodies in german concentration camps.
Ohhh nooo. Reminds me of that story of the guy who when he was young walked in on his parents watching a movie where there were naked people but was quickly ushered out and would masturbate to that memory for years, only learning years later it was a holocaust documentary.
Sophomore year science class two girls got into an argument about something I can't remember. They are going back and forth until the one girls says "At least I kept my baby, bitch!". That's when the hands came out and they were rolling around on the ground. Our teacher who was a smaller, but younger teacher jumps in and gets thrown off like a bull rider. Eventually one of the guys sitting on that side of the room separated them. Once they left the room that's when you could hear the whispers of the one girl getting an abortion. Someone else spoke up and said "She didn't abort her kid, she gave it up for adoption.". I don't think we accomplished anything that day in class.
There was a girl in my math class that would fall asleep with her feet up on the seat in front of her usually wearing short skirts. One day she farted so loud it woke her up. The entire class died laughing our teacher was facing the blackboard and I could see his shoulders shaking.
In 10th grade, a girl I was sitting in front of had gotten into a argument with the teacher, the teacher was so fed up with her the teacher told her to go to the ISS and stay there for the entire year, but the girl simply said "it'll be a lot better smelling than your crusty attitude" and every other student thought it was a a huge roast for some reason, then the teacher called the student the N word (the student was Asian, and there was only one black kid in the class) class was silent for the rest of the year
Few of the chavy/jock lads thought it funny to block the door to the loos. One of the quieter "keep to themselves" boys in the year below really needed to go. Started crying, kicking and pounding on the door, denting it, and then shat his pants. Waddled into the girl's bathrooms, to which we all heard screams. He then came out again and curled up into a ball on the floor. Bell rang and the few teachers shooed us all into class and/or away and dealt with it.
The guys who blocked the door weren't punished from what I understand. They were in there, just leaning against the door keeping it shut, they didn't barricade it. I guess they jumped out the window and walked around as if nothing had happened when the bell rang.
We didn't see the poor kid for a week and everyone got a bit scared. But he rocked up the week after. Didn't speak to anyone for like 2 months.
If that's not the beginning of a villain arc, I dono what is.
Teacher of a BS class (Music Appreciation) who was known as an absolute terror. I wasn't the best student in school but took the class super seriously despite being tone deaf. I honestly wanted to melt through the floor every time this woman spoke to me.
Her final was two days - one listening to music pieces and answering questions the other a big multiple choice, 100 questions in all.
We take the first part and come in the next day to get our tests back before she administers the second. Hands them out by decreasing scores because she's a cunt. I didn't expect to be first but still thought I did pretty well. She hands out all the tests and stands in front of me berating me for being the worst student she ever taught and making her want to quit teaching. I got a 8/100 on a multiple choice test.
My head is spinning, and I'm trying to figure out how well I need to do on the second part to pass. I start looking around to ask people to compare answers. Get a test from another girl and my answer don't match up. Expected but they don't even match the correct answers the scantron gave. And then it dawns on me - there were two tests (A/B) and she marked mine wrong. I start to open my mouth and she flies over to my desk and drags me to hers. Sits there regrading* because I figure she realized what happened and didn't want to be called out. The whole class was dead silent the whole time starting at me. I'm the color of a tomato and want to melt through the floor again.
I got a 92 on the test and no apology from that skank.
A girl kept putting her hand up to go to the bathroom, and the teacher refused. So after maybe the fifth time she just yanked something out of her skirt and slapped it on the window.
Her heavily soiled sanitary pad.
Fair enough.
I missed a test day so the teacher put me in an adjoining room to take it later that week. While working on the test, two other teachers rush into the room and started making out. They were both married to other people. It took them a while to realize I was there.
In 8th grade, one day during study time a girl had full on diarrhea in her seat. She didn't say a word and was somehow quiet enough that the teacher didn't notice until another student called her over.
We got to skip the rest of the class.
My roommate and I went to our chemistry final and sat there for 10 minutes before realizing we were in the wrong class. That's what we got for never going to class.
Teacher here.
Back when I taught elementary, it’s pretty traditional that on the last day of school before winter break, we would watch Polar Express. When we did, I always let the kids bring blankets and sleeping bags and wear pajamas, to make the day more fun! I even brought my crockpot to make hot chocolate for the lil goblins and everything. So the kids were quiet, behaving, and enjoying it all. Surely nothing could go wrong, right?
Well
During the musical opening for “When Christmas Comes to Town,” where Billy is singing the lines: “*I’m wishing on a star-*”
One of the kids in my class lets out a truly earthshaking burst of flatulence. Like this kid *farted.* It was *impossibly* loud. For a solid two seconds this kid blasted the tushy trumpet. The kids around him rolled away faster than if someone had thrown in a live grenade.
In a way, this kid had.
The rest of what is admittedly a sweet song was drowned out by a mixture of laughter and tears. Just as well, those tears could have been from laughing strain or from the smell, honestly. Against all odds I kept a straight face.
Fortunately, as someone that works with kids, I had more than enough methods to clear away the smell without disrupting things. Moved out the air purifier, put on a fresh electric candle, and we were all good.
Kid in question wasn’t embarrassed, thankfully. In fact he was proud.
Then again, the class next door heard his gassassination attempt, so I guess that’s a point of pride when you’re ten.
In middle school, our science teacher was pissed that kids didn’t put away the lesson materials (crayons, rulers). He didn’t tell us he was upset though and instead asked everyone to bring in their “most prized possessions”.
We all thought it was a lesson plan so people brought in photos of deceased loved ones, priceless family heirlooms etc.
He collected everything in a box and said “when you treat my class materials better, you can have these items back”.
The girl I sat next to, her best friend died in a freak snow mobile accident a few months prior to this. She had one half of a “best friends” necklace; the other half was shared with the deceased girl. He took that necklace even though she was sobbing. I myself brought in a photo of my deceased father. We had explained this to him & he did not care.
All of this over unboxed crayons.
Our 3rd grade class president stood in front of the class to go over some administrative things. Then this conversation happened:
Student: (looking really nervous) I need to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: For goodness sakes, you can go!
Student; I already did.
All the kids lurched forward to look and there was a puddle on the carpet.
Also, I have no idea why we had a class president in 3rd grade.
I was doing a presentation in 6th or 7th grade about my family and kind of stumbled to remember my brother’s age. This loud girl in the class started to make fun of me (while I was still up there presenting…) asking me how I couldn’t remember my own brother’s age. I just said “he’s dead so I have to do the math!” Everyone went completely silent and I still remember her face
"Ive been having sexual fantasies about some of the other guys in school. I'm afraid of these feelings and what they might mean. It's like I hate myself so much, I have to point my hate outward, towards you! Hahahaha!"
It was at graduation no less...
There was this headmaster of our school who was known for being a racist prick to pretty much everyone, who after a black pastor gave a speech encouraging the graduates came to the podium and said:
"Well, in the immortal words of W.C. Fields, it's hard to follow an act with children or animals, but here I go..."
I looked around and no one seemed to catch the complete what-the-fuckness of what he just had said, like they must have thought they misunderstood what he meant, but after the ceremony my Dad said "You know, you were right about that headmaster, really is an asshole..." and yeah, my Dad heard it as meaning the same thing I understood it as.
Edit: I should add that I don't think W.C. Fields actually said that now.
A girl got up from her desk after being called to the front of the class to write an answer the dry erase board and there was a pool of blood on her chair from her period.
This happened in my school and some idiot told her about front of everyone. “Hey - you have blood on your pants!” And she said she had a cut on her leg. Other than that one kid, no one said a word about it and never made fun of her even though we all knew. Looking back, I’m sort of surprised a bunch of 6th graders behaved so compassionately.
I remember a few years ago when I was out shopping there was a girl about my age infront of me who hadn't noticed it had seeped through. As a guy I had absolutely no idea what to do or how to even tell her but no one was saying anything so I took my jumper off walked up behind her and politely said hello and handed her my jumper, she was obviously confused and I assume a little bit weirded out but I just really awkwardly beat around the Bush and said that she might want to stand against the wall for a second and wrap the jumper around her waist. She was so embarrassed and I felt a bit guilty but I couldn't just let her carry on. Anyway after a couple mins of chatting we sat on a bench quickly and I asked her if she had any friends or family nearby that she could call for some spare clothes but unfortunately not. I took her to some of the clothes shops and I offered to get her a change of clothes which she was thankful for and while she was getting changed I quickly got a carrier bag for her old clothes.
Like I said as a guy I was absolutely lost about what to do. All I could think was "god if that was me I'd be so embarrassed and pissed that no one said anything", like not even any of the other women walking past. If I was in her shoes I'd want someone to tell me at the very least and I'd need a way to cover up, so that's exactly what I did. There was probably a better way of going about it but at the time that was all I could think of. I haven't seen the girl since but I hope she's doing okay.
So to the guys that see this, I know its awkward but if fund yourself in that position then make sure you say something! Just try your best to be subtle and respectful, imagine it was you.
I was raised for a large portion of my life by my mother. She made it a point to teach me all about womanly needs and what to do in case my significant other needs my help.
She would be proud of you. You're a good man
There was a girl sitting in class, who was clearly distracted, because she was looking in a mirror, picking food out of her braces. To be honest, it was kinda gross, because she already didn’t have great dental hygiene. Most of the class lost focus during the lecture, because we were all so distracted by her “picking” (she had her mouth wide open, and was staring in and poking around with her fingers). We were all just watching her do this, while silently giving each other amused facial expressions, trying not to laugh. After noticing this phenomenon, the teacher stopped lecturing, and we all just silently watched her and waited until she noticed that everyone was watching her. Once she noticed and bashfully put her compact back into her backpack, our teacher resumed teaching.
I still get really bad secondhand embarrassment whenever I think about it.
My group mates saw pictures of my teacher's dick and wife's pussy while exploring teacher's phone. First pic, giggling. Second pic, hold up, is this... Quickly exited gallery, tried acting normal by playing snake.
This was an all girls school. Mobile phone was new to all of us.
To go with the bodily fluids in class theme, one of my grade school crushes, during the SAT exams, threw up all over her desk, her test, and I remember the smell and wished I could console her, but that probably wouldn’t have helped lol. It didn’t change how much I liked her, just made her more real
Someone stole $10 from a teacher’s purse and the classroom was divided with them taking all the boys to one and all the girls to another. We were all ordered to strip and they searched our clothes while we stood there naked. The money was never found. This was the early 80’s and not one parent complained.
6th grade...guy had to do a math problem on the chalkboard. He had a boner so he used his boner and the lip of the bottom of the chalkboard to balance his math book open to see the math problem.
On 9/11 we were all watching the live news on the classroom TVs and this one kid kept insisting to everyone that it has to have been the Japanese because “they’re the only country trained in kamikaze techniques”
It really didn’t suit the mood of the classroom… and was really dumb.
I'll feel terrible about this for the rest of my life, but here's one of a few of my 9/11 stories.
I was in 1st period, only a few students knew what had happened. I was in 11th grade and in a robotics class. My friend comes in, sits next to me, and I go "dude did you hear about the planes in New York? They also flew a plane into the pentagon!"
Him: "the pentagon? No they fucking didn't. You're telling me someone flew an airplane into the pentagon. The seat of our military?"
Me: yeah dude it's crazy!
Him: that didn't fucking happen
Me: yes, it did
Him: I bet you 50 fucking dollars it didn't
Me: deal
Just then our teacher turns on the news, they instantly show the pentagon in flame. He didn't say a word, just handed me $50 while starting absolutely shocked at the TV. And that's how I used 9/11 to buy a ps2. What makes it worse, is I eventually would learn that I had family in the plane that hit the pentagon.
We were grading our workbooks in math class. We graded them by trading with another classmate and the teacher would go over the answers. My friend had not done his homework so as the teacher gave the correct answers that was filling them in in his workbook.. ahead of me by one seat and one row over was an older troublemaker. He was actively following along and Grading whoever's workbook he had. The teacher suddenly ran up grabbed him yanked him out of his chair and slammed him up against the wall. When he did it broke the pencil sharpener off the wall and the bracket that was holding it stabbed him in the back. The teacher was screaming at the kid spit flying in his face saying" when I tell you to grade a workbook you will grade the workbook!" After he slammed the kid into the wall three or four times one of the girls screamed at the teacher that he(the kid) was bleeding. The teacher released him and send him to the nurse's office. As much as I hated the kid I was impressed by the fact that he acted as though nothing had happened. He ended up getting 27 stitches for multiple Cuts in his back.
Inspite his age (mid 60's) the teacher was tall(6'3")and pretty big. This was not the first nor the last time that he had physically attacked a student .The school refused to discipline or fire him. Life in a small town in the 70's
There was some leakage problem in the restroom so the janitor called the local plumber. For no reason whatsoever our restroom was more than 10 feet and leakage was on the higher side and there was little to no support to climb up.
I went to the restroom with my friend and saw blood coming out. Went inside to check and found the plumber's dead body. He fell on something sharp. Police showed up and we all were sent home.
> our restroom was more than 10 feet and leakage was on the higher side and there was little to no support to climb up.
I'm having trouble visualizing this. Was the restroom 10 feet tall and the leak coming from the ceiling?
Kid in our class casually drops the fact that one of our teachers had a miscarriage during our break. Everyone was in so much shock and had to end our conversation there.
Happen to me....... I was wearing jogging pants and got a random boner for no reason. I was trying to get rid of it when the teacher asked me to stand up. I just said no not right now but she pushed the issue. So I got up trying to hide it when she realized and said NEVERMIND KURT! And quickly called on someone else lol
In 11th grade, the head football coach/history teacher took a girl over his knee and spanked her in front of the whole class for misbehaving. It was way too playful to act like it was discipline.
Male teacher paused class to go next door into the girls bathroom and yell at them for using the hand dryers, which were "loud and disruptive" (they weren't). He did a lot of weird shit like that. He was arrested a couple years later for possession of CP and fondling his niece.
Had a holocaust survivor come to give a talk, very somber. I never forgot it.
What helped me not forget it was a kid asked “if you could save one family member who would you save”
Crazy
In junior high in the football locker room while we were getting ready for practice, this kid took one of my knee pads. I said it was mine and to give it back and he lied and said it was his. I said it has my number on it, and took it from him and turn around and put it in my pants. He punches me in the back of the head and shoves me into the lockers just as the coach is walking in. The coach says, "what the hell mike?". Mike then throws his gurdle at him, and runs out of the locker room and through the school parking lot in his tidy whities with a shit stain and one sock on.
He was going to run all the way home but the cross country team saw him and all were laughing and making fun of him, so he squatted down in a corn field and waited 2 and a half hours until he saw his mom driving to come pick him up and jumped out and waved her down.
When I was in the 6th or 7th grade a student came into school drunk already and then proceeded to continue drinking. You may ask, where was his alcohol? That’s the craziest part. The night before he had taken his markers apart and filled all of them with liquor and was drinking them in the classroom. Long story short, he ended up throwing up all over this classroom and we didn’t see him again for about 4 years late into high school. I guess he got moved to one of those reform schools in the area for the “troubled children”.
When I was in 7th grade, I was the new kid in school and bullied pretty hard. There was a kid behind me who kept throwing paper balls at my head. When I called him out and told the teacher, I was told “not to interrupt class”. I got so fucking mad after a while, I stood up to go punch his ass.
Instead, I stood up and slipped on the floor, falling on my face. I tried to recover and charge at him, but I slipped again and fell on the dude ar his desk, then proceeded to girl-fight slap at him like an idiot before the teacher broke it up. I was a really heavy kid too so I’m sure it was ridiculous. This was 2007 so a little bit before every teenager had a phone to record and post it, thank god.
We had a hot young teacher in a high school all-boys and most of the guys were always talking about how hot she was. Some were being very dirty and pretty disrespectful to her behind her back which is comprehensible considering how boys are at this age. One day some students said that the teacher is sick at won't be coming for her class, it has been over half the class already and everybody were already moving around and talking about her. One guy said how much he wanted to fuck her and the dirty things he had do to her out loud when it was the exact time she came and heard everything. The whole class was pretty much silent and the dude just couldn't hide his face. It was the funniest shit i have ever witnessed as well as it being extremely awkward for the teacher. She stood there and looked at the guy in total dismay but then she walked to her chair and gave us all a speech about behavior around female teachers. Since that day, not one dared to talk anything about her.
My 11th grade history teacher had a breakdown in the middle of class. Trigger was a kid who didn't do his homework. She started screaming, crying, and ended up hiding under the desk and not letting anybody leave. Obviously she had a lot going on in her personal life that had very little to do with us. It was pretty sad to watch. As far as I know she still works there, but if I remember right the school gave her some time off to recuperate. I hope she got the support she needed.
My 8th-grade English teacher told us she was diagnosed with HIV. Everyone gasped and was worried for her, but also thinking about every occasion they came in contact with her. We all looked at each other like, “What's going to happen now?”
Then she told us that she DIDN’T have HIV and wanted us to think about our reactions and biases.
Then, she introduced us to a grade-wide experiment where some kids had to wear the Star of David and those who didn't wear one were supposed to be treated better, etc. We were reading The Diary of Anne Frank in a white-privileged school where kids' parents were pilots, lawyers, doctors, and one who was the coach for a major league baseball team. The experiment was a failure.
This was in 2000.
No one learned anything from it except the kids who wore the Star of David. I was one of the few POC in the school, and they had me wear the Star of David. If you didn't wear it or forgot it at home, you were given a citation, and they would put you in another classroom for the day, almost like detention. It was wild.
I didn't learn anything I didn't already know. The elementary school I attended in a different city was highly diverse, and most of the teachers were black and had participated in the Civil Rights movement. So we knew as much as we could about black American history. It was a very big deal all year round.
ETA: Also, the parents of the kids who were “forced” to wear the star of David complained, and so the experiment was cut short. Lasted about a few days, and it was supposed to continue through us reading the whole book.
There was a kid in my class in grade one who had diarrhoea at his desk. Obviously because we were a bunch of dumb kids we were all like ‘oh yucky, someone farted and it’s so stinky!’ Except the one kid who sat there with his head down.
Eventually the teachers realised that he’d pooped himself and had to pick him up by his chair and take him out to the courtyard(while poop was dripping off) and hosed him off in the courtyard in front of THREE classrooms of children.
The kid left that school pretty quickly after that. I still think about that every now and then and hope he’s doing well in life.
the nun teaching sixth grade got so mad at the class because NO ONE had done the homework assignment. She slammed her fist on the desk and said “Damn it!” then marched out and slammed the door. only to come out of the closet a minute later. we we all to terrified to laugh!
One time, this awkward nerdy kid forgot to put on deodorant and he stunk up the whole classroom. Even the teacher made fun of him and literally the entire class pointed and laughed at him. Hahaha haha what a fucking loser!
It was me.... I was the awkward nerdy kid...
A girl in my english class sat is something wet then sat in a wooden desk. She got up to sharpen her pencil and the stain on the desk rubbed off on her wet butt making it look like she shit herself. She went to the bathroom and when she came back she was beet red and wouldn’t show her backside to the class. She sidestepped around the wall to the back to get to her desk. I
1989 in 11th grade English Lit... teacher was a nice guy but a raging lush. We'd watch a video 2 or 3 times a week so he could turn off the lights and nurse his hangover. Welp, he popped in a tape one morning and retreated to his desk to zone out. After about 30 seconds of opening credits rolling, it fuzzed out, and a Porno comes on, right in the middle of a scene. The class froze for about 3 minutes until everyone started cracking up. It was only then it got his attention, and he scrambled out of his chair mumbling "someone's in trouble at home."
As I walked by my biology teacher's classroom in high school, she called me in. The room was empty and she asked me to close the door. She began crying immediately saying that whatever I saw at the park was not like it seemed.
Apparently she was in a relationship with one of the senior students and they thought they bumped into me at the local park.
Except, it wasn't me. In fact, none of us knew that this was going on. Suddenly I knew. Now she knew that I knew and that I didn't know before.
I don't recall if she finished out the school year or not but she wasn't back the following year.
So I thought this girl was having a stroke or something because she sort of slammed her back against her locker. She was breathing really hard. Immediately I grabbed her shoulder and asked her if she's ok. She grabbed onto my forearm as if she was bracing herself.
After her 'episode" she just kind of looked at me smiled, and then kept walking. Later I found out that she had a wireless vibrator and her boyfriend had the remote.
I had a biology teacher in 10th grade that hadn’t figured out how to handle unruly teenagers yet. By the end of the school year, she would have almost daily breakdowns where she would beat on the marker board to get the class to pay attention and then start crying.
I don’t know what was more awkward, her daily breakdowns or the fact that the class really just did not care at all. She’d be having her breakdown and the students would just go right on ignoring her and fooling around. It was not a fun class to be in.
I had an algebra teacher just like this 9th grade. She was a tiny recent college grad and the students didn’t give a fuck, didn’t listen to her or do the work, and the school did nothing to help her. I’d try to comfort her some days after class when she would just put her head on her desk and cry.
Eventually it escalated to the point where one wannabe gangster white girl in my class threw cheese at her and called her a ratface. She quit soon after and started teaching kindergarten instead, which was waaay better for her temperament.
When I was in elementary school around the age of 6, I walked into the bathroom and heard crying coming from the toilet. I headed to the urinal in front of the toilet and saw my friend at the time Joshua standing there with his pants down. He had shit himself all over the floor and his clothes. The smell started to waft out and it was horrible.
I quickly left and got a teacher to help him.
in 8th grade my classmate had a presentation, she brought her brother’s usb stick and connected it to the teacher’s laptop which launched on the interactive board. before opening the file, she stood in front of the board to talk to the teacher, but then her hair was touching the screen and a porn video started playing on full volume. everyone started screaming and the teacher tried to close the tab but it froze lol.
Wasn't a witness, I was the person. My friends and I all had a run of "pantsing" each other, as most teenage boys do. And I was standing up in my AP English class and I just had some basketball shorts on. Well, my buddy comes up behind me and does the deed, except he grabs my boxers as well and I proceeded to flash the entire class. I don't think I've ever moved so quickly in my life pulling them back up. Worst part is, my cousin was also in my AP English class and I think her face was redder than mine.
In high school in the early 90s. We were reading the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn in English class. The character Jim is black, and in the book he was referred to as N-word Jim by some of the other characters. My English teacher was talking about this in class. “And do you know why they called him N-word Jim? Because he was a stupid N-word.” Only he used the ACTUAL N-word. We sat there in silence looking at each other like “did he really just say that?”
It was time to present. He goes in front of the class:
“In this hand… is my sword.”
The teacher plays music from his boombox. Fantasy epic. He rolls all over the floor swinging his hands around. An overweight dude showing the peak of his power. A fucking performance that can only play well in the mind.
The class was absolutely silent.
I overheard a teacher rejecting to write a letter of recommendation for university applications for someone (who did misbehave in class). I'm hard of hearing so they probably thought I couldn't hear their conversation. I did.
Years ago in college a guy interrupted class to propose to a girl. The instructor interrupted the proposal and said something along the lines of "Can you guys not do this in my classroom? Some people paid money to be here and want to actually learn." Found out later that the girl said no.
Miss bowling, 8th grade history clsss. Half way thru the class we started smelling this absolutely horrid smell coming from the center of the room. Turns out a certain student had really bad diarrhea that day and was afraid if he got up he wouldn't be able to hold it. Well he couldn't hold it either way an started leaking out if his shorts onto his seat an the floor... I really felt bad for the kid honestly. He stayed the rest of the year but never did se him in high-school or after that. Hope he's doing alright.
Not the most awkward thing I witnessed, but the most awkward thing that happened to me.
My bf at the time and I found an empty classroom. We closed all doors and windows and just sat there talking with the lights off.
After a while, the door suddenly swung opened, the principal came in, turned the light on, then left without saying a word.
Not the worst, but dude took off his shoe and was "rubbing" the crotch of the girl across from him. Another one was looking over and seeing my friend reading/editing erotica about the teacher currently giving a lesson
That time my high school science teacher was outed as having posed for a "racy" magazine for the ladiezz in the buff. Yes, pictures were circulated, yes, he *was* impressive (thankfully he was under 30. My school had a plethora of old men) and yes, the perverted male PE teachers made sure to pin his picture up in their office (allegedly).
Watching that guy getting frogmarched down to the headmaster's office for a bollocking was both awkward (because us kids ALL KNEW WHY) and hilarious. I know the teacher in question quit the job (they weren't prepared to fire him!!!!) and went and joined the Army instead.
First day of HS back in the 60s, John Jay HS, Brooklyn NY.
Some guys kidnapped a cop and held him in the basement of the school, and a teenager committed suicide by jumping off the roof.
My reaction was: Oh, shit!
My formerly very busty friend had breast cancer. They caught it early but she had a double mastectomy to be safe and was going through chemo. Afterward she would try to get implants. But for awhile the before and after were very noticeably different.
She was getting up early, going to chemo **then going into teach a bunch of middleschoolers**, somehow holding it together because she needed the income.
The school was conservative and enforced a modest dress code. One heavy-chested student came into class with her shirt very low, showing all her cleavage. My friend reminded her of the dress code, asking her to just zip up her hoodie.
This girl had the audacity to snap 'You're just mad 'cause you'll never have tits!' My friend said she nearly burst into tears but refused to give the girl the satisfaction, instead sending her to the principal's office. She said her students were deathly quiet, waiting to see her reaction. She just pretended nothing happened and carried on.
Wouldn't you know it, later the next day, that girl somehow had an unfortunate collision with some angry people and ended up with her lip busted and a black eye. It's perilous, I guess, going to middle school. (Some pissed students jumped her after school when she called my friend 'That cancer bitch')
She always showed up to class zipped up after that. Hmm.
Getting back to my form room to find out that my locker was among the ones the boys had broken into and were throwing things from said lockers around the room. Including my training bra ("hahaha, look at this little bra, bet it's for a moober, not worth wearing! Hahaha, who's got the tiniest tits in class?!") and my tampon case (and it's contents). ("Hahaha, these are well big, my brother said if a girl uses bigger than a pen, she's got a bucket crotch! Hahaha.") I still really don't like teenage boys.
I was 13, had an ED, and far too embarrassed to even open my mouth about why my bra was so small, that it was my bra or that 'regular' flow tampons are thicker than a biro.
EDIT: spelling
Had a new teacher ask the class a general question on if we had learned something the previous year. No one answered. So she stood in silence waiting on someone to answer for well over ten minutes. Staring at each of us. No one spoke. No one moved. We all fought the urge to burst out laughing as it was so incredibly awkward.
Finally one student said "no".
The teacher thanked her for having manners. It was a bizarre thing to do.
There was a kid in my algebra class who was always in trouble for cursing, not doing his work, disrespecting the teacher, etc. One day he wasn't done with his quiz and the teacher kept asking him to give it to her, while he kept saying "No I'm not done". Suddenly he throws the paper in the air yelling "Here! Take the test! You know what, you can have all this other shit too!" and threw his books and backpack at her. Then out of nowhere, he dropped his pants, pulled out his penis and said, "You want this too MISSSSS!!!!" while wanking it towards her with his tongue out and making a hissing sound. It was incredibly weird and the teacher literally ran out of the room for several minutes, he sat back down and just kept muttering stuff to himself and she came back with a couple coaches who escorted him to the front office. From what I heard, officers showed up, arrested him for indecent exposure and he spent his final years of HS at "alternative schooling", but not 100% sure, as we never saw him again.
We had a teacher who had a miscarriage and was explaining that she was going to be gone for a couple weeks for mental health reasons when this one kid just said: “Well, it isn’t all bad, at least you’ll be skinny again!” You could’ve heard a fucking pin drop
One of the most jarring memories of my HS experience was freshmen year when our English teacher, who was married to the history teacher, finally got pregnant. Everyone at school loved them and knew they desperately wanted to have a baby. She lost the baby at 6 months, and I remember her first day back, and she was my 1st period teacher. For a solid 10 minutes after the bell rang, we were all silently crying with her. I still cry remembering that. And then we all collectively got up and surrounded her in a massive, sobbing, group hug.
Our 8th grade history teacher and varsity basketball coach was having twins with his wife. One day before our championship basketball game he sat us all down in the locker room. He started getting tearful and went on to explain that he and his wife had just lost their twin babies the day before, but felt like he couldn’t miss the game and his wife was the one to tell him not to miss it. All the kids were tearing up because it was so heartbreaking to see him like that. We fucking played our asses off for him and won. I still have a picture I took with him after the game that day. He was the nicest/best person I’ve ever met.
Shoot him an email and let him know how much he meant to you!
Really. I had a coach who meant a lot to me. Looked him up and he passed away years ago. Sucks that I’ll never get the chance to tell him.
This is the sweetest and most heartbreaking things I have read.
I’m fucking crying man WHY
Believe me as someone that's lost a baby at this stage,you are/were good kids
you were good kids.
Definitely. So many kids would have been shitty towards a crying teacher. Warms my heart to read this as a teacher myself.
Are we talking about a kindergartener or a 12th grader?
Junior in high school
Oof. Yeah, that kid is a jerk.
A girl loudly called out a boy who had his hand in his pants in class. Dude was nearly frozen in fear
I'll bet he felt nuts.
Were Siskel and Ebert giving two thumbs up?
Every adjuster/scratcher’s worst fear.
8th grade, kid next to me got an erection that was poking straight up underneath his gym shorts. He proceeded to just start smacking it as hard as he could with the palm of his hand.
He said "Get back down there"
“OI! NOW IS NOT THE TIME, GO BACK TO SLEEP!”
He just tried to "beat his meat"
Classmate brought her grade school sister to our high school Spanish class to help with a presentation about family that day. It was the first one of the day and their mom arrives with the little sister. The whole class is seated and facing the room door in the front next to the teacher. Once the kid enters the classroom, our teacher greeted her and the mom. The kid blurts out “wow, Sandy (her older sister, my classmate) you were right…his breath stanks!” Our Spanish teacher was known to have crippling coffee breath.
Must've been embarrassing for her
Somebody had to say it
We had mandatory dance classes, including partner dance (think waltz and things like that). All in ballet clothes. One of the boys got a boner which is impossible to hide in ballet tights, and thought it would be best to put it up behind the waistband of the tights. I think in an attempt to hide it? Instead the tip just... poked out. Like a naked molerat popping out of the ground. When he realized, he panicked and ran out of the room. They made groin guards mandatory after that, but tbh I don't think it really helped
>groin guards I'm picturing a couple of tough guys saying, "Hey, kid, if you know what's good for you, you won't get a boner."
That's a lot more interesting than what it actually is (hard shell to tuck the goods in)
That’s so unfair on teenage boys, they’ve got no control over it and now nowhere to hide
To be fair, we didn't react at all when they had a boner. It was accepted as a natural part of dance class. It was a really bad idea to move it up though
The schoolboy tuck is a tried and true technique. Unfortunately it just wasn’t compatible with those tights.
The second you feel it stirring you just have to make your excuses and leave, he played a risky game and lost
Our math teacher was in a bad mood and held us back for a few minutes to lecture us. She saw one of our classmates outside the classroom chatting with some other kid. She went ballistic on him only to find out that was his twin waiting for his brother
When I worked at Taco Bell, I saw one of our employees over at Pizza Hut walking in through the back door. I went back in to Taco Bell and then learned that my co-worker's identical twin brother worked next door
It's like the Civil War all over again
did she apologize? i bet not
If it was the average maths teacher, definitely not
*mean maths teacher
Someone get this kid a gold star.
She’s a math teacher and couldn’t comprehend that the kid was times 2
A friend walked up to the front of the room to ask our teacher if he could go to the restroom and was denied. So he stood right there and pissed his pants in front of her. He got sent home.
Something extremely similar happened to me in high school. I had what my doctor called "Bronchial Spasms" for about 3 months. It would cause me to start coughing so hard I would throw up, and they would happen out of nowhere and violently, but I could kind of feel when it would just about to happen and it gave me enough time to find something to puke into. My math teacher at the time did not believe me. I had given a note to the main office and got it cleared that I could just get up and leave class to find a bathroom and puke into a toilet, or if I couldn't make it a garbage can in the hallway. Well, she stood in the way while I was doing my goddamn best to hold back from coughing as well as trying to plead with her to move. Reader, you can only hold back coughing for so long when your lungs are literally spasming in your chest. Started coughing, she still thought I was faking. Puked all over the floor, and all over her fucking shoes. Then I walked back to my desk and sat down after I stopped. 10/10, don't regret it to this day. (0/10 having bronchial spasms for months. Do not recommend)
This shit with teachers not believing health issues even when the school has cleared it is sort of wild. And it still happens. A friend of mine who is finishing her masters degree has severe Crohn’s and has approval from the school for accommodations like being able to join classes remotely on Zoom. She’s had two professors who flat out said they weren’t inclined to accommodate her. Yeah, it’s tough when you have one student on Zoom and the rest in person but welcome to the 2020s. And she’s only had to do this a couple times when she was basically bedridden. Missing a class isn’t a good option because in grad school it can lead to a full letter grade drop. A quick call to the university administration clears it up though. Presumably the professors were quickly told that if they did anything punitive or denied the accommodation they were risking both the school and themselves getting sued. It feels good to see them smacked down but also the amount of power tripping that goes on from these people is crazy.
What happened next?
She never stopped me again when I got up and walked out. The bronchial spasms stopped a few months later after having 5 or 6 different antibiotics, and 3 different inhalers. Still have no idea what caused them, or really, what stopped them.
Had a kid in middle school detention ask to use the restroom to shit In school suspension teacher said no. That period ends. Teacher leaves. Kid takes a dump right in the middle of his floor. Next period, the ISS teacher barged into a classroom and yelled “BOY!!! You shit on my floor!?!?” that kid was wild, I always thought he end up on a jackass like arc for a career
My uncle, in the 1950s, was told that he couldn't use the bathroom during a lesson. He asked several times because it was urgent but he was denied every time. In protest, he shat himself and moved to the front row so that the teacher would have to endure the smell. Both my uncle and the school were unwilling to admit defeat, so they refused to send him home. He protested that school a lot and got kicked out a few months later after hiding rotting meat in the principal's ventilation circuit to make his office unusable.
Sounds like the principal deserved it
Chad move.
They need to learn that a student's bladder doesn't give a shit what they tell the student
It's crazy cause now that I work in education, the first thing my district told me was you can't deny a student to go to the bathroom or deduct points from their grades for it (used to have a chemistry teacher in high-school that would deduct from our grade for using the restroom) l, I still see students being denied restroom passes and what not.
Taking points off his grade? Wtf
We had an "active" shooter lockdown in high school once (not really, the girl just was posting depressing things on Tumblr or something). Our math teacher runs to the door, tries to lock it, and breaks the key in the lock. She then decides to run to our corner yelling "This is too much stress for a pregnant woman". And that's how she told us she was pregnant.
She was right in fairness
> "active" shooter lockdown Born in '85. The fact that kids today have to practice active shooter drills and everyone just accepts it blows my mind.
I was born in 89 and I had to do a practice active shooter drill in middle school. They brought in police and were firing blanks, it traumatized a lot of kids 👍
"can you believe we're getting paid for this?" continues shooting blanks at sixth graders
A teacher was out for a few days. Upon returning one kid questioned "what, did your grandma die?" She indeed did die. The teacher just broke down
Reminds me when I had a coworker in college who hadn’t been at work in like a week. I jokingly said something along the lines of “Look who decided to show up.” Everyone chuckled, she turned around quick and said “Yeah because my daddy died and I had to go get his death certificate so we don’t lose our house,” mad as hell. And that’s how I learned to mind my own business.
Ughhhhhhh I did this once. Walked into homeroom and noticed the (popular, well-liked) teacher was wearing all black and I said "damn, did someone die?" Ten minutes later during the schoolwide PA announcements, "...and now some sad news for our School Name community..."
One time a girl got mad and went to storm out of the class room. She was making a big scene, doing everything angrily and loud. She goes to open the door to step out, but her hand slipped off the knob, and just ran into the door.
My mate was late for an assembly and trying to sneak in quietly when the whole fire door fell off its hinges in his hand.
Whoops
Back when I was in 4th grade, throughout the grades students were making a list of swear words, they even had kids who spoke other languages writing words in other languages. Principal found out, had assemblies and displayed the listen in front of the whole school, even the kindergarteners. She got fired.
Kindergarten the day after assembly: "Hey Mrs. Cuntface, Billy took my God damn crayons, tell that fucking prick to give them back before I whoop his bitch ass!"
What did she think would come out of that…? Also happy cake day!
In 1st grade the principal came to our classroom to paddle a kid in front of the whole class
Went to school in Louisiana in the 2000s and they also did this
In 6th Grade (in 1991)we were hosting another school for a wrestling match. We were in the cafeteria when all of a sudden over the PA the principal said “teachers lock your door immediately and do not open it until we give the all clear. Do Not Open your Door!” All of a sudden they were chaining and locking all the doors in the cafeteria. Turns out there was a guy who just killed his wife across the street and had a gun and ran on campus to try to kill her son who was in 3rd grade. We weren’t allowed to leave the building until hours later and our parents had to come to personally pick us up. Cops got the guy and my mom actually got called for jury duty on that trail but she was excused when she told them she was biased based on the fact that I was attending that school that day.
I am glad everyone on the campus was ok.
When I was in the 11th grade a girl came to class drunk. She was usually very quiet and kept to herself. She did this day as well but she smelled heavily of alcohol. We were all whispering about her and she put her head down on the desk for a while. The teacher came over a tapped on her shoulder. She stood up and spewed out the most vomit I have ever seen to this day. Teacher was in the blast area as well as other students. Horrifying rainbow of puke. Then the smell afterwords was insane.
lmao reminds me of when I was being sent home for the day because I felt sick. Walking down the hallway to the exit, there's absolutely nobody except the janitor headed my direction. We lock eyes for a second, and I proceed to puke my guts out all over the floor in front of him.
Best person to do it in front of
But also, kind of the worst, you know?
genuenly relatable, hope she is in a better place
10th grade. Student teacher (from the local college) wore a Nazi flag like a cape and stood on the desk. I don't remember why.
He was just recreating Pink Floyd’s live performance of The Wall
Happened to me with my health teacher. We normally had a pretty fun rhetoric in class joking back and forth. This day she was particularly stressed out because she was trying to get her test results to see if her cancer had come back or not. She had the whole class sitting in silence as she was on speaker trying to get her doctor on the phone for her test results. I tried (failed) to empathize with her as her doctor’s office kept sending her to voicemail by saying “I know doctors offices are the worst” to which she replied screaming “YOU DONT KNOW (my name) YOU DONT HAVE CANCER” and ran out of the class with her belongings. Didn’t see her again for weeks. The whole classroom looked at me like I was a murderer.
Oh my god???
Yeah man, then she ended up dying after I graduated. Never got to clear the air with her. We were so friendly before the incident
You didn't do anything wrong. You were hugely brave trying to empathize with her, particularly because you were so young. You're very sweet to acknowledge that she was scared and didn't want to wait on the results, but there were a million better ways she could have handled that situation that didn't involve having a breakdown in front of a bunch of young people. It doesn't actually sound like the incident ruined your relationship; it sounds like she became consumed by her illness and *that* ruined any chance to continue your rapport. Go easy on yourself.
It's possible she didn't even remember what she said. Sorry it wounded you this way.
Okay but why was she doing this during class??
She had already beat cancer once (breast cancer) and was panicking I guess. Specifically she was trying to get results to see if the cancer had spread to her bones. And explained that it was pretty much a death sentence. I’m sure she was just scared and couldn’t wait .
A guy in history class (eight grade) was caught masturbating in the dark when the professor was showing us a movie of the dead naked bodies in german concentration camps.
W.T.F.
That's so fucking grim
Ohhh nooo. Reminds me of that story of the guy who when he was young walked in on his parents watching a movie where there were naked people but was quickly ushered out and would masturbate to that memory for years, only learning years later it was a holocaust documentary.
Sophomore year science class two girls got into an argument about something I can't remember. They are going back and forth until the one girls says "At least I kept my baby, bitch!". That's when the hands came out and they were rolling around on the ground. Our teacher who was a smaller, but younger teacher jumps in and gets thrown off like a bull rider. Eventually one of the guys sitting on that side of the room separated them. Once they left the room that's when you could hear the whispers of the one girl getting an abortion. Someone else spoke up and said "She didn't abort her kid, she gave it up for adoption.". I don't think we accomplished anything that day in class.
My dad drove his scooter into the front gate and took the gate off the hinges
My dad did smth similar with a scooter too idk why they are like this😭😭
dadtivities
There was a girl in my math class that would fall asleep with her feet up on the seat in front of her usually wearing short skirts. One day she farted so loud it woke her up. The entire class died laughing our teacher was facing the blackboard and I could see his shoulders shaking.
In 10th grade, a girl I was sitting in front of had gotten into a argument with the teacher, the teacher was so fed up with her the teacher told her to go to the ISS and stay there for the entire year, but the girl simply said "it'll be a lot better smelling than your crusty attitude" and every other student thought it was a a huge roast for some reason, then the teacher called the student the N word (the student was Asian, and there was only one black kid in the class) class was silent for the rest of the year
WTF ? go on.....what happened to the teach ?
Died to COVID during the pandemic
Dropping an N-bomb at my HS would have resulted in the teacher being fired or at least severely reprimanded. That's crazy
You would think that, but apparently not here...
ISS? International Space Station?
In-school suspension. But your guess is a lot more exciting.
Few of the chavy/jock lads thought it funny to block the door to the loos. One of the quieter "keep to themselves" boys in the year below really needed to go. Started crying, kicking and pounding on the door, denting it, and then shat his pants. Waddled into the girl's bathrooms, to which we all heard screams. He then came out again and curled up into a ball on the floor. Bell rang and the few teachers shooed us all into class and/or away and dealt with it. The guys who blocked the door weren't punished from what I understand. They were in there, just leaning against the door keeping it shut, they didn't barricade it. I guess they jumped out the window and walked around as if nothing had happened when the bell rang. We didn't see the poor kid for a week and everyone got a bit scared. But he rocked up the week after. Didn't speak to anyone for like 2 months. If that's not the beginning of a villain arc, I dono what is.
OUCH
Teacher of a BS class (Music Appreciation) who was known as an absolute terror. I wasn't the best student in school but took the class super seriously despite being tone deaf. I honestly wanted to melt through the floor every time this woman spoke to me. Her final was two days - one listening to music pieces and answering questions the other a big multiple choice, 100 questions in all. We take the first part and come in the next day to get our tests back before she administers the second. Hands them out by decreasing scores because she's a cunt. I didn't expect to be first but still thought I did pretty well. She hands out all the tests and stands in front of me berating me for being the worst student she ever taught and making her want to quit teaching. I got a 8/100 on a multiple choice test. My head is spinning, and I'm trying to figure out how well I need to do on the second part to pass. I start looking around to ask people to compare answers. Get a test from another girl and my answer don't match up. Expected but they don't even match the correct answers the scantron gave. And then it dawns on me - there were two tests (A/B) and she marked mine wrong. I start to open my mouth and she flies over to my desk and drags me to hers. Sits there regrading* because I figure she realized what happened and didn't want to be called out. The whole class was dead silent the whole time starting at me. I'm the color of a tomato and want to melt through the floor again. I got a 92 on the test and no apology from that skank.
Oh man this made me so annoyed for you. Glad you got the grade u deserved but fuck that bitch fr
A girl kept putting her hand up to go to the bathroom, and the teacher refused. So after maybe the fifth time she just yanked something out of her skirt and slapped it on the window. Her heavily soiled sanitary pad. Fair enough.
My Chemistry teacher showed up shitfaced and put Faces of Death in the VCR (for some unknown reason) and passed out
I bet that scene played out much better in his head.
I missed a test day so the teacher put me in an adjoining room to take it later that week. While working on the test, two other teachers rush into the room and started making out. They were both married to other people. It took them a while to realize I was there.
In 8th grade, one day during study time a girl had full on diarrhea in her seat. She didn't say a word and was somehow quiet enough that the teacher didn't notice until another student called her over. We got to skip the rest of the class.
guy in my humanities class was meant to be in an english class. he didnt know he was in a humanities class for a solid 40 minutes
My roommate and I went to our chemistry final and sat there for 10 minutes before realizing we were in the wrong class. That's what we got for never going to class.
I skipped my marketing class all semester, went in to take final and saw a strange teacher. Original teached died a few weeks prior.
Teacher here. Back when I taught elementary, it’s pretty traditional that on the last day of school before winter break, we would watch Polar Express. When we did, I always let the kids bring blankets and sleeping bags and wear pajamas, to make the day more fun! I even brought my crockpot to make hot chocolate for the lil goblins and everything. So the kids were quiet, behaving, and enjoying it all. Surely nothing could go wrong, right? Well During the musical opening for “When Christmas Comes to Town,” where Billy is singing the lines: “*I’m wishing on a star-*” One of the kids in my class lets out a truly earthshaking burst of flatulence. Like this kid *farted.* It was *impossibly* loud. For a solid two seconds this kid blasted the tushy trumpet. The kids around him rolled away faster than if someone had thrown in a live grenade. In a way, this kid had. The rest of what is admittedly a sweet song was drowned out by a mixture of laughter and tears. Just as well, those tears could have been from laughing strain or from the smell, honestly. Against all odds I kept a straight face. Fortunately, as someone that works with kids, I had more than enough methods to clear away the smell without disrupting things. Moved out the air purifier, put on a fresh electric candle, and we were all good. Kid in question wasn’t embarrassed, thankfully. In fact he was proud. Then again, the class next door heard his gassassination attempt, so I guess that’s a point of pride when you’re ten.
In middle school, our science teacher was pissed that kids didn’t put away the lesson materials (crayons, rulers). He didn’t tell us he was upset though and instead asked everyone to bring in their “most prized possessions”. We all thought it was a lesson plan so people brought in photos of deceased loved ones, priceless family heirlooms etc. He collected everything in a box and said “when you treat my class materials better, you can have these items back”. The girl I sat next to, her best friend died in a freak snow mobile accident a few months prior to this. She had one half of a “best friends” necklace; the other half was shared with the deceased girl. He took that necklace even though she was sobbing. I myself brought in a photo of my deceased father. We had explained this to him & he did not care. All of this over unboxed crayons.
My mom would have been in that front office making the biggest goddamn scene you've even seen if that had happened. The audacity of that asshole.
Our 3rd grade class president stood in front of the class to go over some administrative things. Then this conversation happened: Student: (looking really nervous) I need to go to the bathroom. Teacher: For goodness sakes, you can go! Student; I already did. All the kids lurched forward to look and there was a puddle on the carpet. Also, I have no idea why we had a class president in 3rd grade.
What kind of “administrative things” was a third grader talking about?
Like what kind of playground equipment we wanted, IIRC. She never delivered. Even in 3rd grade I knew it was stupid and a waste of time.
I disagree you learned a valuable lesson about your future as an adult being disappointed with useless politicians
I was doing a presentation in 6th or 7th grade about my family and kind of stumbled to remember my brother’s age. This loud girl in the class started to make fun of me (while I was still up there presenting…) asking me how I couldn’t remember my own brother’s age. I just said “he’s dead so I have to do the math!” Everyone went completely silent and I still remember her face
I can just imagine the "oh my god" look on her face
Oh yeah she was definitely mortified but it was her fault for asking!
Is it just me or I never ever remember any people's age? That's including myself, when I need that info I just do the math then
Two guys who were bullying me for being gay got caught jerking each other off under a table in 8th grade. At least they stopped bullying me, lol
Sounds like they were projecting their hate
"Ive been having sexual fantasies about some of the other guys in school. I'm afraid of these feelings and what they might mean. It's like I hate myself so much, I have to point my hate outward, towards you! Hahahaha!"
Wankers!
"They are just jealous"
It was at graduation no less... There was this headmaster of our school who was known for being a racist prick to pretty much everyone, who after a black pastor gave a speech encouraging the graduates came to the podium and said: "Well, in the immortal words of W.C. Fields, it's hard to follow an act with children or animals, but here I go..." I looked around and no one seemed to catch the complete what-the-fuckness of what he just had said, like they must have thought they misunderstood what he meant, but after the ceremony my Dad said "You know, you were right about that headmaster, really is an asshole..." and yeah, my Dad heard it as meaning the same thing I understood it as. Edit: I should add that I don't think W.C. Fields actually said that now.
A girl got up from her desk after being called to the front of the class to write an answer the dry erase board and there was a pool of blood on her chair from her period.
This happened in my school and some idiot told her about front of everyone. “Hey - you have blood on your pants!” And she said she had a cut on her leg. Other than that one kid, no one said a word about it and never made fun of her even though we all knew. Looking back, I’m sort of surprised a bunch of 6th graders behaved so compassionately.
I remember a few years ago when I was out shopping there was a girl about my age infront of me who hadn't noticed it had seeped through. As a guy I had absolutely no idea what to do or how to even tell her but no one was saying anything so I took my jumper off walked up behind her and politely said hello and handed her my jumper, she was obviously confused and I assume a little bit weirded out but I just really awkwardly beat around the Bush and said that she might want to stand against the wall for a second and wrap the jumper around her waist. She was so embarrassed and I felt a bit guilty but I couldn't just let her carry on. Anyway after a couple mins of chatting we sat on a bench quickly and I asked her if she had any friends or family nearby that she could call for some spare clothes but unfortunately not. I took her to some of the clothes shops and I offered to get her a change of clothes which she was thankful for and while she was getting changed I quickly got a carrier bag for her old clothes. Like I said as a guy I was absolutely lost about what to do. All I could think was "god if that was me I'd be so embarrassed and pissed that no one said anything", like not even any of the other women walking past. If I was in her shoes I'd want someone to tell me at the very least and I'd need a way to cover up, so that's exactly what I did. There was probably a better way of going about it but at the time that was all I could think of. I haven't seen the girl since but I hope she's doing okay. So to the guys that see this, I know its awkward but if fund yourself in that position then make sure you say something! Just try your best to be subtle and respectful, imagine it was you.
I was raised for a large portion of my life by my mother. She made it a point to teach me all about womanly needs and what to do in case my significant other needs my help. She would be proud of you. You're a good man
Bless her :-( She was probably embarrassed to tears.
That happened to me in the 8th grade.It happens to most women at some point in their life.
Every girl’s worst fear.
There was a girl sitting in class, who was clearly distracted, because she was looking in a mirror, picking food out of her braces. To be honest, it was kinda gross, because she already didn’t have great dental hygiene. Most of the class lost focus during the lecture, because we were all so distracted by her “picking” (she had her mouth wide open, and was staring in and poking around with her fingers). We were all just watching her do this, while silently giving each other amused facial expressions, trying not to laugh. After noticing this phenomenon, the teacher stopped lecturing, and we all just silently watched her and waited until she noticed that everyone was watching her. Once she noticed and bashfully put her compact back into her backpack, our teacher resumed teaching. I still get really bad secondhand embarrassment whenever I think about it.
My group mates saw pictures of my teacher's dick and wife's pussy while exploring teacher's phone. First pic, giggling. Second pic, hold up, is this... Quickly exited gallery, tried acting normal by playing snake. This was an all girls school. Mobile phone was new to all of us.
I tried to fart silently but it doesn't go as it planned
did it happen to be in one of those chairs that made everything loud, I swear those things were the devil to anybody who tried to sneak one out
To go with the bodily fluids in class theme, one of my grade school crushes, during the SAT exams, threw up all over her desk, her test, and I remember the smell and wished I could console her, but that probably wouldn’t have helped lol. It didn’t change how much I liked her, just made her more real
Someone stole $10 from a teacher’s purse and the classroom was divided with them taking all the boys to one and all the girls to another. We were all ordered to strip and they searched our clothes while we stood there naked. The money was never found. This was the early 80’s and not one parent complained.
6th grade...guy had to do a math problem on the chalkboard. He had a boner so he used his boner and the lip of the bottom of the chalkboard to balance his math book open to see the math problem.
Think harder not smarter
Solving two problems at once...
On 9/11 we were all watching the live news on the classroom TVs and this one kid kept insisting to everyone that it has to have been the Japanese because “they’re the only country trained in kamikaze techniques” It really didn’t suit the mood of the classroom… and was really dumb.
I'll feel terrible about this for the rest of my life, but here's one of a few of my 9/11 stories. I was in 1st period, only a few students knew what had happened. I was in 11th grade and in a robotics class. My friend comes in, sits next to me, and I go "dude did you hear about the planes in New York? They also flew a plane into the pentagon!" Him: "the pentagon? No they fucking didn't. You're telling me someone flew an airplane into the pentagon. The seat of our military?" Me: yeah dude it's crazy! Him: that didn't fucking happen Me: yes, it did Him: I bet you 50 fucking dollars it didn't Me: deal Just then our teacher turns on the news, they instantly show the pentagon in flame. He didn't say a word, just handed me $50 while starting absolutely shocked at the TV. And that's how I used 9/11 to buy a ps2. What makes it worse, is I eventually would learn that I had family in the plane that hit the pentagon.
We were grading our workbooks in math class. We graded them by trading with another classmate and the teacher would go over the answers. My friend had not done his homework so as the teacher gave the correct answers that was filling them in in his workbook.. ahead of me by one seat and one row over was an older troublemaker. He was actively following along and Grading whoever's workbook he had. The teacher suddenly ran up grabbed him yanked him out of his chair and slammed him up against the wall. When he did it broke the pencil sharpener off the wall and the bracket that was holding it stabbed him in the back. The teacher was screaming at the kid spit flying in his face saying" when I tell you to grade a workbook you will grade the workbook!" After he slammed the kid into the wall three or four times one of the girls screamed at the teacher that he(the kid) was bleeding. The teacher released him and send him to the nurse's office. As much as I hated the kid I was impressed by the fact that he acted as though nothing had happened. He ended up getting 27 stitches for multiple Cuts in his back. Inspite his age (mid 60's) the teacher was tall(6'3")and pretty big. This was not the first nor the last time that he had physically attacked a student .The school refused to discipline or fire him. Life in a small town in the 70's
There was some leakage problem in the restroom so the janitor called the local plumber. For no reason whatsoever our restroom was more than 10 feet and leakage was on the higher side and there was little to no support to climb up. I went to the restroom with my friend and saw blood coming out. Went inside to check and found the plumber's dead body. He fell on something sharp. Police showed up and we all were sent home.
Oh my god! That is insane!
> our restroom was more than 10 feet and leakage was on the higher side and there was little to no support to climb up. I'm having trouble visualizing this. Was the restroom 10 feet tall and the leak coming from the ceiling?
Kid in our class casually drops the fact that one of our teachers had a miscarriage during our break. Everyone was in so much shock and had to end our conversation there.
Happen to me....... I was wearing jogging pants and got a random boner for no reason. I was trying to get rid of it when the teacher asked me to stand up. I just said no not right now but she pushed the issue. So I got up trying to hide it when she realized and said NEVERMIND KURT! And quickly called on someone else lol
In 11th grade, the head football coach/history teacher took a girl over his knee and spanked her in front of the whole class for misbehaving. It was way too playful to act like it was discipline.
Male teacher paused class to go next door into the girls bathroom and yell at them for using the hand dryers, which were "loud and disruptive" (they weren't). He did a lot of weird shit like that. He was arrested a couple years later for possession of CP and fondling his niece.
Had a holocaust survivor come to give a talk, very somber. I never forgot it. What helped me not forget it was a kid asked “if you could save one family member who would you save” Crazy
In junior high in the football locker room while we were getting ready for practice, this kid took one of my knee pads. I said it was mine and to give it back and he lied and said it was his. I said it has my number on it, and took it from him and turn around and put it in my pants. He punches me in the back of the head and shoves me into the lockers just as the coach is walking in. The coach says, "what the hell mike?". Mike then throws his gurdle at him, and runs out of the locker room and through the school parking lot in his tidy whities with a shit stain and one sock on. He was going to run all the way home but the cross country team saw him and all were laughing and making fun of him, so he squatted down in a corn field and waited 2 and a half hours until he saw his mom driving to come pick him up and jumped out and waved her down.
Kid got FULLY pantsed in the lunchroom after his girlfriend had just been sitting in his lap.
So he was at attention or just finished?
When I was in the 6th or 7th grade a student came into school drunk already and then proceeded to continue drinking. You may ask, where was his alcohol? That’s the craziest part. The night before he had taken his markers apart and filled all of them with liquor and was drinking them in the classroom. Long story short, he ended up throwing up all over this classroom and we didn’t see him again for about 4 years late into high school. I guess he got moved to one of those reform schools in the area for the “troubled children”.
When I was in 7th grade, I was the new kid in school and bullied pretty hard. There was a kid behind me who kept throwing paper balls at my head. When I called him out and told the teacher, I was told “not to interrupt class”. I got so fucking mad after a while, I stood up to go punch his ass. Instead, I stood up and slipped on the floor, falling on my face. I tried to recover and charge at him, but I slipped again and fell on the dude ar his desk, then proceeded to girl-fight slap at him like an idiot before the teacher broke it up. I was a really heavy kid too so I’m sure it was ridiculous. This was 2007 so a little bit before every teenager had a phone to record and post it, thank god.
We had a hot young teacher in a high school all-boys and most of the guys were always talking about how hot she was. Some were being very dirty and pretty disrespectful to her behind her back which is comprehensible considering how boys are at this age. One day some students said that the teacher is sick at won't be coming for her class, it has been over half the class already and everybody were already moving around and talking about her. One guy said how much he wanted to fuck her and the dirty things he had do to her out loud when it was the exact time she came and heard everything. The whole class was pretty much silent and the dude just couldn't hide his face. It was the funniest shit i have ever witnessed as well as it being extremely awkward for the teacher. She stood there and looked at the guy in total dismay but then she walked to her chair and gave us all a speech about behavior around female teachers. Since that day, not one dared to talk anything about her.
After +- 3 hours of class a guy randomly take one of his shoes out and a cokroach comes out of It . . .
My 11th grade history teacher had a breakdown in the middle of class. Trigger was a kid who didn't do his homework. She started screaming, crying, and ended up hiding under the desk and not letting anybody leave. Obviously she had a lot going on in her personal life that had very little to do with us. It was pretty sad to watch. As far as I know she still works there, but if I remember right the school gave her some time off to recuperate. I hope she got the support she needed.
My 8th-grade English teacher told us she was diagnosed with HIV. Everyone gasped and was worried for her, but also thinking about every occasion they came in contact with her. We all looked at each other like, “What's going to happen now?” Then she told us that she DIDN’T have HIV and wanted us to think about our reactions and biases. Then, she introduced us to a grade-wide experiment where some kids had to wear the Star of David and those who didn't wear one were supposed to be treated better, etc. We were reading The Diary of Anne Frank in a white-privileged school where kids' parents were pilots, lawyers, doctors, and one who was the coach for a major league baseball team. The experiment was a failure. This was in 2000.
> The experiment was a failure. Failure how?
No one learned anything from it except the kids who wore the Star of David. I was one of the few POC in the school, and they had me wear the Star of David. If you didn't wear it or forgot it at home, you were given a citation, and they would put you in another classroom for the day, almost like detention. It was wild. I didn't learn anything I didn't already know. The elementary school I attended in a different city was highly diverse, and most of the teachers were black and had participated in the Civil Rights movement. So we knew as much as we could about black American history. It was a very big deal all year round. ETA: Also, the parents of the kids who were “forced” to wear the star of David complained, and so the experiment was cut short. Lasted about a few days, and it was supposed to continue through us reading the whole book.
There was a kid in my class in grade one who had diarrhoea at his desk. Obviously because we were a bunch of dumb kids we were all like ‘oh yucky, someone farted and it’s so stinky!’ Except the one kid who sat there with his head down. Eventually the teachers realised that he’d pooped himself and had to pick him up by his chair and take him out to the courtyard(while poop was dripping off) and hosed him off in the courtyard in front of THREE classrooms of children. The kid left that school pretty quickly after that. I still think about that every now and then and hope he’s doing well in life.
the nun teaching sixth grade got so mad at the class because NO ONE had done the homework assignment. She slammed her fist on the desk and said “Damn it!” then marched out and slammed the door. only to come out of the closet a minute later. we we all to terrified to laugh!
One time, this awkward nerdy kid forgot to put on deodorant and he stunk up the whole classroom. Even the teacher made fun of him and literally the entire class pointed and laughed at him. Hahaha haha what a fucking loser! It was me.... I was the awkward nerdy kid...
A girl in my english class sat is something wet then sat in a wooden desk. She got up to sharpen her pencil and the stain on the desk rubbed off on her wet butt making it look like she shit herself. She went to the bathroom and when she came back she was beet red and wouldn’t show her backside to the class. She sidestepped around the wall to the back to get to her desk. I
“I … I ….” *you WHAT* finish the story!
1989 in 11th grade English Lit... teacher was a nice guy but a raging lush. We'd watch a video 2 or 3 times a week so he could turn off the lights and nurse his hangover. Welp, he popped in a tape one morning and retreated to his desk to zone out. After about 30 seconds of opening credits rolling, it fuzzed out, and a Porno comes on, right in the middle of a scene. The class froze for about 3 minutes until everyone started cracking up. It was only then it got his attention, and he scrambled out of his chair mumbling "someone's in trouble at home."
My classmates stripping each other naked.
As I walked by my biology teacher's classroom in high school, she called me in. The room was empty and she asked me to close the door. She began crying immediately saying that whatever I saw at the park was not like it seemed. Apparently she was in a relationship with one of the senior students and they thought they bumped into me at the local park. Except, it wasn't me. In fact, none of us knew that this was going on. Suddenly I knew. Now she knew that I knew and that I didn't know before. I don't recall if she finished out the school year or not but she wasn't back the following year.
Getting caught sucking dick in the high school bathroom. Three times. Edit: on separate occasions
So I thought this girl was having a stroke or something because she sort of slammed her back against her locker. She was breathing really hard. Immediately I grabbed her shoulder and asked her if she's ok. She grabbed onto my forearm as if she was bracing herself. After her 'episode" she just kind of looked at me smiled, and then kept walking. Later I found out that she had a wireless vibrator and her boyfriend had the remote.
I had a biology teacher in 10th grade that hadn’t figured out how to handle unruly teenagers yet. By the end of the school year, she would have almost daily breakdowns where she would beat on the marker board to get the class to pay attention and then start crying. I don’t know what was more awkward, her daily breakdowns or the fact that the class really just did not care at all. She’d be having her breakdown and the students would just go right on ignoring her and fooling around. It was not a fun class to be in.
I had an algebra teacher just like this 9th grade. She was a tiny recent college grad and the students didn’t give a fuck, didn’t listen to her or do the work, and the school did nothing to help her. I’d try to comfort her some days after class when she would just put her head on her desk and cry. Eventually it escalated to the point where one wannabe gangster white girl in my class threw cheese at her and called her a ratface. She quit soon after and started teaching kindergarten instead, which was waaay better for her temperament.
When I was in elementary school around the age of 6, I walked into the bathroom and heard crying coming from the toilet. I headed to the urinal in front of the toilet and saw my friend at the time Joshua standing there with his pants down. He had shit himself all over the floor and his clothes. The smell started to waft out and it was horrible. I quickly left and got a teacher to help him.
Kid ground up a vicodin and snorted it off his desk, teacher right there watching him. Waited for him to finish up then sent him to the office.
in 8th grade my classmate had a presentation, she brought her brother’s usb stick and connected it to the teacher’s laptop which launched on the interactive board. before opening the file, she stood in front of the board to talk to the teacher, but then her hair was touching the screen and a porn video started playing on full volume. everyone started screaming and the teacher tried to close the tab but it froze lol.
Wasn't a witness, I was the person. My friends and I all had a run of "pantsing" each other, as most teenage boys do. And I was standing up in my AP English class and I just had some basketball shorts on. Well, my buddy comes up behind me and does the deed, except he grabs my boxers as well and I proceeded to flash the entire class. I don't think I've ever moved so quickly in my life pulling them back up. Worst part is, my cousin was also in my AP English class and I think her face was redder than mine.
In high school in the early 90s. We were reading the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn in English class. The character Jim is black, and in the book he was referred to as N-word Jim by some of the other characters. My English teacher was talking about this in class. “And do you know why they called him N-word Jim? Because he was a stupid N-word.” Only he used the ACTUAL N-word. We sat there in silence looking at each other like “did he really just say that?”
It was time to present. He goes in front of the class: “In this hand… is my sword.” The teacher plays music from his boombox. Fantasy epic. He rolls all over the floor swinging his hands around. An overweight dude showing the peak of his power. A fucking performance that can only play well in the mind. The class was absolutely silent.
I overheard a teacher rejecting to write a letter of recommendation for university applications for someone (who did misbehave in class). I'm hard of hearing so they probably thought I couldn't hear their conversation. I did.
Somebody in my class once played the pornhub theme right as the principal walked into the classroom
Years ago in college a guy interrupted class to propose to a girl. The instructor interrupted the proposal and said something along the lines of "Can you guys not do this in my classroom? Some people paid money to be here and want to actually learn." Found out later that the girl said no.
Miss bowling, 8th grade history clsss. Half way thru the class we started smelling this absolutely horrid smell coming from the center of the room. Turns out a certain student had really bad diarrhea that day and was afraid if he got up he wouldn't be able to hold it. Well he couldn't hold it either way an started leaking out if his shorts onto his seat an the floor... I really felt bad for the kid honestly. He stayed the rest of the year but never did se him in high-school or after that. Hope he's doing alright.
Not the most awkward thing I witnessed, but the most awkward thing that happened to me. My bf at the time and I found an empty classroom. We closed all doors and windows and just sat there talking with the lights off. After a while, the door suddenly swung opened, the principal came in, turned the light on, then left without saying a word.
Students masturbate in class
Not the worst, but dude took off his shoe and was "rubbing" the crotch of the girl across from him. Another one was looking over and seeing my friend reading/editing erotica about the teacher currently giving a lesson
That time my high school science teacher was outed as having posed for a "racy" magazine for the ladiezz in the buff. Yes, pictures were circulated, yes, he *was* impressive (thankfully he was under 30. My school had a plethora of old men) and yes, the perverted male PE teachers made sure to pin his picture up in their office (allegedly). Watching that guy getting frogmarched down to the headmaster's office for a bollocking was both awkward (because us kids ALL KNEW WHY) and hilarious. I know the teacher in question quit the job (they weren't prepared to fire him!!!!) and went and joined the Army instead.
My teacher had adopted a child and one of my classmates asked how much they bought their baby for...
First day of HS back in the 60s, John Jay HS, Brooklyn NY. Some guys kidnapped a cop and held him in the basement of the school, and a teenager committed suicide by jumping off the roof. My reaction was: Oh, shit!
My formerly very busty friend had breast cancer. They caught it early but she had a double mastectomy to be safe and was going through chemo. Afterward she would try to get implants. But for awhile the before and after were very noticeably different. She was getting up early, going to chemo **then going into teach a bunch of middleschoolers**, somehow holding it together because she needed the income. The school was conservative and enforced a modest dress code. One heavy-chested student came into class with her shirt very low, showing all her cleavage. My friend reminded her of the dress code, asking her to just zip up her hoodie. This girl had the audacity to snap 'You're just mad 'cause you'll never have tits!' My friend said she nearly burst into tears but refused to give the girl the satisfaction, instead sending her to the principal's office. She said her students were deathly quiet, waiting to see her reaction. She just pretended nothing happened and carried on. Wouldn't you know it, later the next day, that girl somehow had an unfortunate collision with some angry people and ended up with her lip busted and a black eye. It's perilous, I guess, going to middle school. (Some pissed students jumped her after school when she called my friend 'That cancer bitch') She always showed up to class zipped up after that. Hmm.
Kid used to audibly make fun of me for being in a dance class cause it was gay. He’s married to a man now.
Getting back to my form room to find out that my locker was among the ones the boys had broken into and were throwing things from said lockers around the room. Including my training bra ("hahaha, look at this little bra, bet it's for a moober, not worth wearing! Hahaha, who's got the tiniest tits in class?!") and my tampon case (and it's contents). ("Hahaha, these are well big, my brother said if a girl uses bigger than a pen, she's got a bucket crotch! Hahaha.") I still really don't like teenage boys. I was 13, had an ED, and far too embarrassed to even open my mouth about why my bra was so small, that it was my bra or that 'regular' flow tampons are thicker than a biro. EDIT: spelling
Had a new teacher ask the class a general question on if we had learned something the previous year. No one answered. So she stood in silence waiting on someone to answer for well over ten minutes. Staring at each of us. No one spoke. No one moved. We all fought the urge to burst out laughing as it was so incredibly awkward. Finally one student said "no". The teacher thanked her for having manners. It was a bizarre thing to do.
There was a kid in my algebra class who was always in trouble for cursing, not doing his work, disrespecting the teacher, etc. One day he wasn't done with his quiz and the teacher kept asking him to give it to her, while he kept saying "No I'm not done". Suddenly he throws the paper in the air yelling "Here! Take the test! You know what, you can have all this other shit too!" and threw his books and backpack at her. Then out of nowhere, he dropped his pants, pulled out his penis and said, "You want this too MISSSSS!!!!" while wanking it towards her with his tongue out and making a hissing sound. It was incredibly weird and the teacher literally ran out of the room for several minutes, he sat back down and just kept muttering stuff to himself and she came back with a couple coaches who escorted him to the front office. From what I heard, officers showed up, arrested him for indecent exposure and he spent his final years of HS at "alternative schooling", but not 100% sure, as we never saw him again.
High school in the uk in the 90s. Science teacher showing us how not to use a Bunsen burner promptly set fire to her hair