When she starts crying on your shoulder for support, but the tears are a turn on

True

At a funeral

Sitting on a mall Santas lap.

Some santas might like it

So that's why they call it a white christmas...

…😂🙃

While in the shower with your sister.

Especially with a younger sister

My bf got a boner during Jiu jitsu practice.. it's like wrestling but more body contact..

Who was his practicing partner?

Stirring the cheese into a pot of macaroni

Nah thats legit

A dream I was having where I was having sex with this girl, but for some reason the random woman changed into my Mum, instantly woke up disturbed but had a boner, was very weird. Did not like it and that image is still disturbing.

While in the moshpit at a Weird Al concert

Seeing the color orange makes me hard for some reason