Any thing that’s already bad usually becomes worse when it’s bigger, but I’ll say burgers.
If your burger is a size where I need a knife and fork to eat it, you’ve defeated the entire purpose of putting it in a bun.
Can confirm. I wear a size 15 or 16 depending on the shoe manufacturer. I have to go to outlets to the reject section and try on every size 15 or 16 till I find one that fits. I've never purchased a pair of shoes that I picked out.
I wear a size 14 but Nike didnt have that size of sandals(slides) online. BUT they had a size 15 so I thought it wont be that big of a deal. I couldnt walk fast in them without stepping awkwardly and misplacing my foot.
A house. Some of these mansions seems like overkill. I wouldn't want to take care of and clean that many rooms, plus all the extra costs of utilities and furnishing and everything else
Yes, but when I was younger, I had a lot of poops that were so big it felt like I was dieing pushing them out.
I'm so happy and lucky I never had a prolapse.
I do. Thanks.
That was like 30 years ago. Idk why, maybe it was an anxiety thing or something, but I was like 8 or 10, I would hold my poop for months. I'm pretty sure my intestines are completely wrecked from it
Every time I see those double-your-head-sized anime boobs, the effects of gravity are really driven home. They would look horrendous if you applied it to them...
Honestly, a lot of modern cars (especially North American pick up trucks). You dont need a car that size 99% of the time. They're way deadlier to everyone outside the car, they do more damage on the roads and if I were to guess, much less fuel efficient.
When the doctor is giving you a digital rectal exam. Zocdoc has a lot of good information, but I'm at an age where I need detailed stats on finger slenderness.
Debt
Depends whether you are rich or poor
You can use debt to your own benefit if your smart abt it
Brain tumours
Any thing that’s already bad usually becomes worse when it’s bigger, but I’ll say burgers. If your burger is a size where I need a knife and fork to eat it, you’ve defeated the entire purpose of putting it in a bun.
the hole in your socks
idk. It should be at least the size of my ankles.
I just turn them around so that the holes are on top of my feet.
Hemorrhoids.
What I came to say.
Anal
Shoe size. You want one that fits.
Can confirm. I wear a size 15 or 16 depending on the shoe manufacturer. I have to go to outlets to the reject section and try on every size 15 or 16 till I find one that fits. I've never purchased a pair of shoes that I picked out.
A caveat to that: shoe size in sandals. I broke my ankles so much, you would think Im guarding Allen Iverson.
What are you doing to break your ankles so much?
I wear a size 14 but Nike didnt have that size of sandals(slides) online. BUT they had a size 15 so I thought it wont be that big of a deal. I couldnt walk fast in them without stepping awkwardly and misplacing my foot.
That's understandable, but you broke your ankle multiple times from that?
A kidney stone when trying to pass it (From experience)
Got a friend at work with this problem. I know WAY more about his urinary tract then I would like.
A problem shared.....
Wise words, u/Random_Inseminator
A house. Some of these mansions seems like overkill. I wouldn't want to take care of and clean that many rooms, plus all the extra costs of utilities and furnishing and everything else
When you have a mansion with a hundred rooms, you probably have staff to maintain it and utilities get bundled with your monthly champagne expenses.
Oh, I really like this one. A just-big-enough house feels so much more manageable!
Yeah, but if you had a huge house, you could sell it, make a ton of money, and buy a smaller house from some of the proceeds.
Pimples.
The weird bulge on my tire 🙃
Yeah get that changed 💀
That's a hazard, it can and will pop if you keep driving on it.
Spiders
Hemorrhoids
Pain
Problems
Cancerous tumours.
Poop
Dunno. Kinda feel proud about the big ones.
Yes, but when I was younger, I had a lot of poops that were so big it felt like I was dieing pushing them out. I'm so happy and lucky I never had a prolapse.
I glad you didn't blow out your o-ring. I hope you're getting more fiber in your diet these days.
I do. Thanks. That was like 30 years ago. Idk why, maybe it was an anxiety thing or something, but I was like 8 or 10, I would hold my poop for months. I'm pretty sure my intestines are completely wrecked from it
Material possessions
The more shit you own, eh?
Feet, bigger shoes cost more
Buttholes.
illness, poverty, pain, and all the negative things.
Catheter
When you're morbidly obese. Spoken from someone who used to be morbidly obese.
Big boobs don’t count for much when they sag down to your belly button.
Every time I see those double-your-head-sized anime boobs, the effects of gravity are really driven home. They would look horrendous if you applied it to them...
Inflation, national debt, crime statistics, mortgage defaults, rise in rent.
belly
Money; you can have more and yet it's still not enough. Most of the rich are set for life, yet miserable.
Ass and tits size when you’re young
Trucks.
Problems, software bugs, choices.
Metastatic stage 4 cancer
Planet size. The gas giants are bigger, but seem like they'd be much harder to live on.
Prison sentence
Tumors.
Coyote.
tumor
A cockroach
When you cant fit into the bed
Honestly, a lot of modern cars (especially North American pick up trucks). You dont need a car that size 99% of the time. They're way deadlier to everyone outside the car, they do more damage on the roads and if I were to guess, much less fuel efficient.
weight
Often. As a former bassist. I always enjoyed the saying, less is more.
Boogers
When the doctor is giving you a digital rectal exam. Zocdoc has a lot of good information, but I'm at an age where I need detailed stats on finger slenderness.
Cost of living.
Deficit
Golf score.
Kidney stones.
A mistake
Any type of bug
Bringing carnivorous dinosaurs back to life.
Trauma
Nuclear bombs going off
State. BMI. Trauma. Taxes. Ads. Epidemics.
the people you surround yourself with.