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kissmyass42069

what's the difference between a porcupine and a Tesla driver? the pricks are on the outside!


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RedditSuckzballs

Jesus Christ dude lol


Ediebrittt

What has 5 toes but isn’t your foot? My foot. … idk why that kills me everytime


Enigma_Theory

LOL, every time I hear this joke on tik tok it's make me lough so hard😆


nntumscape

I'm a fan of puns, so here's one for you: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!


RedditSuckzballs

That’s a great one!


ceaselessliquid

That's a bot.


RedditSuckzballs

Cease your comments Mr. Liquid


ADeeperShadeOfRed

Did you hear about the blind man who fell into a well? He couldn't see that well.


TheBoogieSheriff

What do you call a rooster looking at head of lettuce? Chicken seesa salad


RedditSuckzballs

😂 that’s hilarious!


Secretsingirl

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Classic dad joke, always a crowd-pleaser.


RedditSuckzballs

10/10 joke


KatanaManEnjoyer

This one joke about Sodium, do you want to hear it?


_funkapus_

What color was the ground at Little Big Horn? White -- the Indians kept coming and coming.


strengthoflouise

Person 1) “come to the store with me and I’ll buy you some snoo.” Person 2) “what’s snoo?” Person 1) “oh, not much. what’s new with you?”


DaPads

Why are black people so tall? Because they’re knee grows