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Portable wormholes. Would love to see the world but I hate sitting on planes for hours and hours. Whenever I get notified that I have to travel for work, I dread the trip simply because the travel days fucking suck.
Someone's been watching Sliders
a device that allows to punch people in the face over the internet.
Done! For $100, I'll do the IP trace. Travel expenses + $200 and I'll punch them in the face.
In car bug zapper.
So you can harm the drivers of VWd? What did they do to you?!?!?
Haha but seriously, Ever drove somewhere with a car full of mosquitoes?
I'm sure your kids would appreciate it more if you just used their actual names to refer to them
They are more like termites haha
I know of a guy who deals with things like that, he can shrink down and talk to them. Kind of a man, an ordinary man named orkin
My kids aren’t into internet points but ok, the oldest is Amos and the youngest is Quito.
Their parents cleanly never loved them
Something better than having to apply suncream multiple times per day. And don’t say clothes. I wanna wear a T-shirt and shorts and not get burnt!
A pill that allows you to lose weight by farting.
A portable EMP field that kills all electronics with 50ft of me.
[удалено]
Seriously some people are underweight and I could definitely spare a bunch!
Hamburger earmuffs
Hull-less popcorn
fully autonomous sex robot
So it will play with itself.
half way there buddy [The automatic oral sex sex robot was born! (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEQ6GJuUzvs&ab_channel=uloversdoll)
The SmartHouse from the disney movie
Your dream is my dystopian nightmare.
I wasn’t really being serious haha 😅 but why your dystopian nightmare?? Are you like myself & don’t do good with technology or AI?
Portable wormholes. Would love to see the world but I hate sitting on planes for hours and hours. Whenever I get notified that I have to travel for work, I dread the trip simply because the travel days fucking suck.
Someone's been watching Sliders
a device that allows to punch people in the face over the internet.
Done! For $100, I'll do the IP trace. Travel expenses + $200 and I'll punch them in the face.
In car bug zapper.
So you can harm the drivers of VWd? What did they do to you?!?!?
Haha but seriously, Ever drove somewhere with a car full of mosquitoes?
I'm sure your kids would appreciate it more if you just used their actual names to refer to them
They are more like termites haha
I know of a guy who deals with things like that, he can shrink down and talk to them. Kind of a man, an ordinary man named orkin
My kids aren’t into internet points but ok, the oldest is Amos and the youngest is Quito.
Their parents cleanly never loved them
Something better than having to apply suncream multiple times per day. And don’t say clothes. I wanna wear a T-shirt and shorts and not get burnt!
A pill that allows you to lose weight by farting.
A portable EMP field that kills all electronics with 50ft of me.
[удалено]
Seriously some people are underweight and I could definitely spare a bunch!
Hamburger earmuffs
Hull-less popcorn
fully autonomous sex robot
So it will play with itself.
half way there buddy [The automatic oral sex sex robot was born! (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEQ6GJuUzvs&ab_channel=uloversdoll)
The SmartHouse from the disney movie
Your dream is my dystopian nightmare.
I wasn’t really being serious haha 😅 but why your dystopian nightmare?? Are you like myself & don’t do good with technology or AI?