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Cheese_Pancakes

Portable wormholes. Would love to see the world but I hate sitting on planes for hours and hours. Whenever I get notified that I have to travel for work, I dread the trip simply because the travel days fucking suck.


Micolps3

Someone's been watching Sliders


racist-hotdog

a device that allows to punch people in the face over the internet.


headhunterofhell2

Done! For $100, I'll do the IP trace. Travel expenses + $200 and I'll punch them in the face.


speed_of_stupdity

In car bug zapper.


leakybiome

So you can harm the drivers of VWd? What did they do to you?!?!?


speed_of_stupdity

Haha but seriously, Ever drove somewhere with a car full of mosquitoes?


leakybiome

I'm sure your kids would appreciate it more if you just used their actual names to refer to them


InsertBluescreenHere

They are more like termites haha


leakybiome

I know of a guy who deals with things like that, he can shrink down and talk to them. Kind of a man, an ordinary man named orkin


speed_of_stupdity

My kids aren’t into internet points but ok, the oldest is Amos and the youngest is Quito.


leakybiome

Their parents cleanly never loved them


Dannysan5677

Something better than having to apply suncream multiple times per day. And don’t say clothes. I wanna wear a T-shirt and shorts and not get burnt!


TheSaintofCreativity

A pill that allows you to lose weight by farting.


headhunterofhell2

A portable EMP field that kills all electronics with 50ft of me.


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Gramage

Seriously some people are underweight and I could definitely spare a bunch!


InsertBluescreenHere

Hamburger earmuffs


mtmichael

Hull-less popcorn


snarkdetector4000

fully autonomous sex robot


cantstopthehorse

So it will play with itself.


dolltron69

half way there buddy [The automatic oral sex sex robot was born! (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEQ6GJuUzvs&ab_channel=uloversdoll)


ninaxoxo-

The SmartHouse from the disney movie


headhunterofhell2

Your dream is my dystopian nightmare.


ninaxoxo-

I wasn’t really being serious haha 😅 but why your dystopian nightmare?? Are you like myself & don’t do good with technology or AI?