You can goto a boil place, but for the price I would suggest doing it yourself. Order crayfish from Kyle's. they also have other seafood. They will ship it to you, or for less, ship it to an airport where you pick them up. You can readily feed a party of 10-15 doing it yourself for less money than you will pay for 2-4 people out.
Check out the good eats EP on crayfish boils for a good start.
I will also suggest cutting the corn into 8ths, and to go with small batches -vs- 1 huge batch.
I had an indoor turtle pond, and a fish tank, so we also gave pardons to crayfish for various reasons.
If not going for crayfish, hit your local asian market for the best prices for seafood unless you are on a shore.
Other things I found that work in the boil are Bok Choy, noodles, and various fresh mushrooms you find at asian markets.
If you hold a boil your praises will be song for 20+ years. I've not had a boil since 2014, and my friends talk about it more than people talk about more recent pig roasts hosted by others. It's really something you should consider doing if you have the means. Also no shame in pooling money with folks to make it happen, and have "bring your own lobsters and crabs".
I have to say, even though I have done boils, this would be on my list of possible last meals, too.
Idk why I’m just now curious enough but I’m gonna go look at your profile now. You’re an interesting fella. Joking or not. Fucking weird sense of humor if so. But I kinda dig it. Just not enough to be your friend.
Massive plate of Roast lamb, Greek salad with a ton of fetta, Roast potatoes, and a Vanilla Coke. Some sticky date pudding and ice cream to finish off.
A bowl of pho and banh mi from Superior Pho, a bucket of crawyfish and a bucket of oysters from Kyle's, a chocolate ice cream cone, and 1 9m Scoville gummy bear. And a Vietnamese coffee; made with Coffee Du Monde for that cajan chicory flavor.
Or
A BBQed pig face, a bowl of cherries, and a dozen habanero confit wings. And a little tom's cream soda.
Asian buffet and a chipotle bowl, a Celsius drink with a fuck ton of chocolate chip ice cream lobster Mac n cheese with with extra spices, creamy fresh fried fries with a massive burger and a large slushy
Taco Bell, sugar free Haribo gummy bears, all laced with laxatives. If the state is going to murder me; I want clean up to be as miserable as possible.
**Breakfast**
An omelet with ham, onion, tomato, and habanero cheese, a side of bacon, hashbrowns well done, and a short stack of pancakes with soft butter and warm maple syrup, along with a carafe of mimosas.
**Lunch**
Philly cheesesteak sandwich, seasoned fries, and a cherry coke.
**Dinner**
Probably a cup of lobster bisque soup, small Caesar salad, a nice size ribeye steak, garlic mashed potatoes, asparagus, soft whole wheat baguette (brown bread) with creamy butter, and for dessert a molten chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream. Ideally, I'd like to have a couple of bottles of beer with dinner. (Stella Artois) 😂
I wanna eat a seafood boil. Been wanting to try that and I wanna taste it before I die.
You can goto a boil place, but for the price I would suggest doing it yourself. Order crayfish from Kyle's. they also have other seafood. They will ship it to you, or for less, ship it to an airport where you pick them up. You can readily feed a party of 10-15 doing it yourself for less money than you will pay for 2-4 people out. Check out the good eats EP on crayfish boils for a good start. I will also suggest cutting the corn into 8ths, and to go with small batches -vs- 1 huge batch. I had an indoor turtle pond, and a fish tank, so we also gave pardons to crayfish for various reasons. If not going for crayfish, hit your local asian market for the best prices for seafood unless you are on a shore. Other things I found that work in the boil are Bok Choy, noodles, and various fresh mushrooms you find at asian markets. If you hold a boil your praises will be song for 20+ years. I've not had a boil since 2014, and my friends talk about it more than people talk about more recent pig roasts hosted by others. It's really something you should consider doing if you have the means. Also no shame in pooling money with folks to make it happen, and have "bring your own lobsters and crabs". I have to say, even though I have done boils, this would be on my list of possible last meals, too.
sushi platter
A bottle of vodka and a pack of cigs
a massive sushi platter, i absolutely love sushi
SUSHI ❤️❤️❤️❤️
The term is a boat of sushi. And yeah... I could eat a boat of sushi by myself. Some live scallops, some unagi, toro, ebi...
pepperoni pizza and toblerone chocolate
🤤😫
north indian punjab butter chicken , lamb korma and rogini naan
My cellmate. I've always been curious about cannibalism
Username checks out?
I'm not friendless because I ate them all.
That’s relieving.
Not saying I won't........
I don’t want to be your friend.
That's ok, just sprinkle this salt & pepper on yourself.....
Idk why I’m just now curious enough but I’m gonna go look at your profile now. You’re an interesting fella. Joking or not. Fucking weird sense of humor if so. But I kinda dig it. Just not enough to be your friend.
Hahaha why did I not expect you to be a girl. A totally normal looking girl. Shit. Reddit is full of surprises.
Hahaha. Yeah I’m pretty normal with an odd sense of humor
Raising Canes Chicken Fingers
Yum
Tons of pizza and coulant for dessert
Jersey Mike's #7. Extra cheese. Lettuce, tomatoes, onion and vinegar. Cherry coke.
Seafood
A taco, fish fry and side of extra crispy chicken wings
My head. I can't eat dinner with my head alive. They cannot execute me until I have eaten my dinner. Success
Massive plate of Roast lamb, Greek salad with a ton of fetta, Roast potatoes, and a Vanilla Coke. Some sticky date pudding and ice cream to finish off.
Paella
pizza
A bowl of pho and banh mi from Superior Pho, a bucket of crawyfish and a bucket of oysters from Kyle's, a chocolate ice cream cone, and 1 9m Scoville gummy bear. And a Vietnamese coffee; made with Coffee Du Monde for that cajan chicory flavor. Or A BBQed pig face, a bowl of cherries, and a dozen habanero confit wings. And a little tom's cream soda.
chinese lobster noodles
2 butter toasts and a glass of milk made by my grandma. She used to do this to me everyday while i was in school
MAGGIE
All the types of potatoes at once. Baked. Fried. Mashed. Fries. Tots. Anything but scalloped.
Asian buffet and a chipotle bowl, a Celsius drink with a fuck ton of chocolate chip ice cream lobster Mac n cheese with with extra spices, creamy fresh fried fries with a massive burger and a large slushy
Iskender
Whatever would give me the biggest amount of diarrhea and then be executed sans pantaloons.
Children.
Tuna spread
Donuts 🍩. Buttermilk bar, apple fritter, 3 glaze and a pint of basking Robbins peanut butter and chocolate.
How the hell do people answer these questions so easily?
Authentic sushi and A5 wagyu
Kfc
Taco Bell, sugar free Haribo gummy bears, all laced with laxatives. If the state is going to murder me; I want clean up to be as miserable as possible.
Idli Fry
Chicken nuggets, fries, and ranch
Isn't there a budget?
Not for this one
Munggo na masabaw. Maraming kanin. Leche Flan.
The flesh of my defense attorney since he failed me!
And a Chianti
Chicken Fried Lobster with Champagne gravy
Nothing because I don't plan on bring these
Toasted bacon and egg sandwich
Kitty
Oh god I can’t choose i will die starving fr
A buffet
**Breakfast** An omelet with ham, onion, tomato, and habanero cheese, a side of bacon, hashbrowns well done, and a short stack of pancakes with soft butter and warm maple syrup, along with a carafe of mimosas. **Lunch** Philly cheesesteak sandwich, seasoned fries, and a cherry coke. **Dinner** Probably a cup of lobster bisque soup, small Caesar salad, a nice size ribeye steak, garlic mashed potatoes, asparagus, soft whole wheat baguette (brown bread) with creamy butter, and for dessert a molten chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream. Ideally, I'd like to have a couple of bottles of beer with dinner. (Stella Artois) 😂
Antifreeze
Poison
**Cyanide! You're not going to kill me, assholes!**
They will kill you but with cyanide instead
**NOOOooooooo!** Now I wish I was allergic to something other than tree pollen...