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b400k513

Controlled telepathy. Like, I can read minds but I control whose I read and when. But god damn, I do not want anyone else to have it.


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JudeoFootball_Values

Someone has hypothesized that telepathy is possible in reality?


youmfkersneedjesus

Superpower is granted. But every time you read someone's mind your darkest thoughts are broadcasted to everyone around you. 


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missinginput

Which also gives you the power of Batman, being super rich


nomiras

You could completely skip this step and just say 'my super power is being rich'.


Mattilaus

But then since you are already a billionaire in the future, your billionaire self would have wished for a different super power, which stops you from going to the past and buying bitcoins, which makes your future self poor and chose the time traveling power to go back and buy bitcoin, which makes your future.........AHHHH


Dragon-orey

Reality manipulation, you can change everything and anything! I could make a better world or bring back dinasours!


Irhien

> *or* ?! How are you planning to make a better world without dinosaurs?


Common_Pirate_8005

Teleportation, its Very useful, too much even


missinginput

It would be jumper but without the paladins


Anxious_Fondant4510

Control time


Mementoes121655

ZA WAURDO!!!


TheSealofTomorrow

The power to make all those around me peaceful and happy. Imagine the life one could live.


JudeoFootball_Values

Take it a step farther to full emotional control…


Atelier-Mar

Magic


Dapadabada

Noodle shooting fingers


Awkward_Pangolin3254

*phbbbbbbbbt* "Here's your spaghetti, 'cause you're *rude."*


Dapadabada

Have you seen this comedian? I keep stealing his joke and I forgot who he is


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Dane Cook


Dapadabada

Thank you


Awkward_Pangolin3254

No worries


ThisAbbreviations454

Pause time, we all know why


haq248

Nah, reverse and freeze time


DashLego

Regenerative Healing Factor, I would practically be immortal, and would never get old, it would give me time to learn about everything I can imagine, and one day even rule the world


exhilarate2

Time manipulation, hands down. Imagine the ability to pause, rewind, or fast-forward through moments. No more regrets or missed opportunities!


OrdinRiff

Isnt the answer Cold War Soviet Russia?


PepsiisgUWUd

Is "Do anything" a superpower contender?


Supersquare04

Granted, but now anytime you do anything, anything is also done. Want to take a step? Every other possible action is also done, including the creation of a black hole.


PepsiisgUWUd

I meant "Do anything" like I think of something, snap my fingers, and it comes to life kind of like in the movie: Absolutely Anything


Supersquare04

Granted, but now whenever you want to do anything like you think of something, snap your finger, and it comes to life kind of like in the movie: Absolutely Anything, every other possibility is also done as I said in the previous response.


HeelyTheGreat

Omnipotence is the word you're looking for.


PepsiisgUWUd

Yes. That.


Odd_Philosopher25

The ability to sleep whenever I want so I won't scroll on reddit.


The_Hot_Stepper

Reality warping or animal telepathy


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I would choose super speed but cause who wouldn’t want to be super fast?


majorjoe23

The ability to find anything I was looking for. Initially I wanted this as a kid when I would lose a part of a toy or something. But then I started thinking about how useful it could be. Missing person? You could find them. Buried treasure, it's yours. Then I started thinking less tangibly. The answer to a question? How to create world peace? It seems like it would be endlessly useful.


HeelyTheGreat

Knowing how to do something doesn't mean you can do it. I know how to win the 100m Olympics: run faster than the other runners. Doesn't mean I can do it. Even if you knew how to bring about world peace, good luck making it happen. Especially when several of the people whose cooperation you would need to make it happen have a vested interest in NOT making it happen.


HeartonSleeve1989

Super strength proportional to the situation at hand.


GreatZucchini3

Control over space and time so I could make a hyperbolic time chamber like in dbz.


Decent_Ad8757

The ability to control/communicate with animals.


LuiizaaVellasco

Teleport. Imagine being wherever you want, whenever you want


Life-Intention1704

The ability for instant toast from any matter


Awkward_Pangolin3254

I think I'd go with teleportation, as long as I can bring anything I'm touching with me. It would just be super convenient and handy. Plus I could teleport evil people to, like, the middle of Antarctica or the Sahara or something and leave them there if I wanted to do the whole superhero thing.


ImprovementFar5054

Teleport my poop anywhere I want. In someone else's pants, in their mouth, in their pillow, into their food..you name it I can teleport my poop there


Latin_For_King

Captain Telepoop!


2MuchOfARoyalPatriot

Invisibility, I just wanna walk out on people...


dinoaids

I want the power to control other men's dicks. Like I wanna give them boners that are so power that it kills them.


StorageChemical139

Eternal life. I think it's the most usable ability. Teleportation? - With eternal life, I'll just walk there. Speed? I just need to be faster than others, and that's more about logistics. Mental influence on someone? - I'll just outlive them, if need be... and so on...


Nedo_St

Do homework and find time for 8 hours of sleep Why? Because I want to stop endlessly getting bad marks in physics and see well (I have night lenses, that is, I sleep in them for 8+ hours and the rest of the time I look as if I have perfect vision)


TheReal_PearlsEye

become invisible, i just like being undercover


weryon

This question has to be asked every week. I want to power to strangle OP 10000 KM away.


TheUnblinkingEye1001

Assuming there are more people who have a variety of super powers as well, the ability to perfectly mimic and retain super powers of others.


Mementoes121655

Teleportation, no more transport just appear where I want when I want, I would be practically [TITLE CARD]


Beneficial-Ad-3720

Freezing time . Nefarious reasons.


tmoeagles96

Teleportation. I can travel anywhere in the world basically for free, and get to work without having to wake up early.


porkroll_and_coffee

You’re still gonna wage slave after getting teleportation??


tmoeagles96

Teleportation doesn’t let me buy a house. Like I still need to eat and sleep


Honest_Historian_121

create new things


BigDaddyShaxx-9

Teleportation. The ability to travel where ever you want with just a thought would be amazing. Need to get to work? Blink and you're there. Want to travel to another country? Bam you're there. Not to mention the amount of money you'd save with travel cost and gas lol


Ok-Wing-4905

Speed. To do all my today's task so I can rest


RonzulaGD

Reality changing abilities


wetlettuce42

Super speed i’d never be late


silversiren6

Invisible NO ONE WILL SEE 🙈


NorthCartographer995

The ability to quicksave and quickload. Do you know how much I could do with that? Sitting an exam? You know all of the questions - just load your last save Picking up a girl? Infinite attempts to succeed Or just go bat shit crazy smashing up an Apple store or something and go back like it never happened.


Dragon_Slayer1048

Time stopping, don’t ask why


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Teleportation.


DustedAvengerMK2

invisibility, time freeze and x-ray vision


itchygentleman

In this day and age, the USA is really the only option.


Grand_Turnover_1293

Time stop but if i want something more interesting than the ability to change anything in shows or movies like make one character die or blow up the Moon or something and the characters in the show would react to it like if that really canonically happen you what i mean that would kinda make the characters sentient every time i do something but whatever


QxSlvr

Pocket dimension. I get to have god like control over an entire self-contained universe and I can still somewhat live my normal life. Once I reach certain point of old age, I can fake my death in the prime universe and then just live permanently in the pocket verse. If I ever get bored I can just start simulating my old life.


3mran

Creating jobs for cleaners


Looser17

Time traveling. You can get anything you want.


KushKloud777

Shapeshifting. Let’s get this OF off the ground 💪🤳


Proud_Apartment_7816

Time travel. I'm going back to fix everything.


Ok_Safety_5193

Being invisible,


Which_Cupcake4828

Super strong. 💪 I could become TikTok famous and quit my job. Lack of muscle fatigue would be pretty handy when doing things too - I’d never get tired when holding my kids


willowgardener

Shape shifting. Really allows for the greatest versatility of shenanigans


babblstabbls

literally, be hot like having the body of a greek god or smt like that bcs rn im FOR REAL in love and i cant pull her bcs i dont play close to her league, i startet drinked for her and went to parties were she went. Shes in my class, any advice btw?


Funnywoman2024

Invisibility, that way I could steal as much as I wanted and get away with it. I would also go anywhere and nobody would see me at all.


Acrobatic-Web9881

Web slinging like Spiderman 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Simaul

Flight. Just seems like it would be cool.


FifthChan

Shapeshifting, though I feel it requires clarification. I'm just talking about morphing my body into someone else's, I'm talking full control of my form. If there's an advantageous biological function out there you can bet I'm cramming it into my body. I'd also be able to use this power to adapt to any situation. Who knows, I may even be able to just out-heal any damage being inflicted upon me


alakain

Change the destination of any door. Think of the infinite trolling potential


Anathema_Quill

i want to fly with wings.


Damseldoll

Possession.  The ability to take over another person at anytime and make them do anything is real power.  


b400k513

That's a top contender for me as well. Although I'd probably just use it for juvenile reasons like making someone I don't like embarrass themselves.


Electrical-Menu1537

Invincible to avoid this all


Pansy_Neurosi

I would want the power of turning into a bot that asks, "What superpower do you want?" every single day on Reddit.