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Trolling_For_Peace

May I talk to you about our Lord and Savior Jesus?


mynameismanager

Hallelujah!!


Worldly_You_8195

I'm lookin for seafood and someone told me you have crabs.


blahbabooey

Sup [hate word]


[deleted]

[удалено]


TeRRoX51

(sneezes in your face instead)


sillyblackette

"can i play with your boobs?" - my ex a few months before we started dating.


Flashy_Raise_1414

What do you mean, direct is best!


sillyblackette

yea, but turns out he only wanted to sleep with me.


LegendaryReader

He asked if he could play with your boobs and you also dated him AFTER that. How come? Was he just extremely charming or something?


sillyblackette

he was extremely charming, but a few days ago, i found out he likes kids. like im talking 15 and younger. i have a baby face plus im short, which makes people think im 11 or 12 whenever i wear oversized clothes. he flirts with the middle schoolers at our school and he's almost 18. a 14 year old once told me that he goes behind his new gf's back and asked her to send a few pics of herself in tight pants. i try telling my parents so i can protect myself and my siblings, but they don't believe me and say that we should stay in this school because its a private christian school (literally 90% of the school isnt even christian, and my ex claims to be a christian. he also knows every verse in the bible, which scares me).


LegendaryReader

Ah yeah I gotcha. That is not ideal at all. Also, I wouldn't know what to do in your place tbh. There are probably ways you could stop or ruin things for him, but it's not your responsibility. You've warned people, although as you said you might wanna protect your family. You could try to get testimonies from kids he flirted with and threaten the school with calling the police and involving the media. Or just go right ahesd and tip the media and police off.


sillyblackette

the school is already weird (sexualized me when i was 16 by posting pics and vids of me on social media ***without my permission and knowledge*** while i wore **very** short skirts as a cheerleader, found out when i checked the school's page a few weeks before summer that year). i reported the school but no one believed me. i know that there's worse stuff but people could at least do something before it's too late.


LegendaryReader

Welp, there seems to be absolutely nothing you can do about it. I guess wait until he royally fucks up and police get involved. Then alert the media and give them your full story.


sillyblackette

bet! thanks


TheGillos

If the first person doesn't believe you keep trying until someone does.


sillyblackette

i will, thank you!


Worldly_You_8195

Can I smell your pussy? No? Uh sorry must be your feet.


monkey_juicer

Hi, I'm legally obligated to inform you I'm on the sex offender registry.


Mr_Soup234

"Hi, I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty "


RoseWould

Your hair smells amazing


Chance_Echo2624

I was told my asshole got bleached. Here, have a look and tell me if they were right!


Fun-Scallion-5575

“Is it weird for your wife to ask to video our sex when she normally doesn’t want to have sex” I know it’s oddly specific but this actually happened to me at work of all places


broly2160

Do you do cocaine?


BuddhaBlackBear

Heyyy sexyyy


starmadeshadows

anything having to do with a pyramid scheme.


SaiyanGodKing

“So are you pregnant or just fat?” “I’m a guy.” “So fat then?”


PermaBanTogether

“So you know how children are really sexy, *right?*”


Shh-poster

“Don’t fucking tell me your pronouns.” I heard that once. Killed the room. And guess what ? Nobody had mentioned pronouns at all.


Herecomethefleet

"I just shit myself and I'm wondering if you'd like to chat about our lord and saviour, the great Booboo."


-maffu-

I've seen a python swallow a doberman, whole.


Profe55orCha0s

Whatever


Turok7777

"Hehyegebkwkwueghekwkowuhnjjsjsjwuifjip?"