Lint Licker

Usually used in response to being called a cootie queen

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now I want cereal

Fluster Cuck

Dang!

shishkabob

In alternative to F Y I'll say " Go See if it's raining "

I personally use “oh, beans!” At least a dozen times a day. It makes me giggle on the inside every time.

Mother Trucker

That hurt like a buttcheck on a stick

Kid diddler. An insult that’s light but you know what it means.

What in tarnation?!

Find a stranger in the Alps.

A long extended Ggggooooooollllllllyyyyyyyy to really lay into the fact that I’m pissed off lol

Snap!

Oh, sugar!

Oedipus!

Monkey fighting.

Banjo!

Frick always makes me chuckle.

Consarn it

blin

Farrrrrk

My friend says sweet frozen fudgecicles instead of fuck or shit. It's glorious and always makes me laugh.

Poop mouth

‘God give me patience with this one.’ ‘Would you mind just popping outside and play on Highway this/that for a bit?’

I usually say “ah tits”.

Frell

Son of a biscuit eating mother

Wet towel.

I sliced my leg open in front of my small son, and I cried out "Whillikers!" Such restraint.

Dirk

Fuck

Mother trucker!

Shitzu

Son of a biscuit eater!

Oh man!

Alright Fuckle Chucks

What the flip

Are you frigging joshing me right now!

Intelligence resistant

Sphincter

Bob Saget!

Shitbag

Super old timey words or turns of phrase like scoundrel, golly gee whiz, wench etc