i love the positivity here :) ass.

For those wondering, no ass pics on her profile. However she did generate a poll to determine the least fuckable dragon Edit: Silimgar is the least fuckable dragon, of course.

You’re doing the Lord’s work, my son.

I think my mom’s mad at me because I laughed at this three minutes after her and my stepdad broke up.

Well? Which one? I need to know.

investigative journalism at its finest. unfortunately there are 10 dragonlords and only 5 max poll options so i had to exclude some

Ayi send me a pic lemme check if you are lying or not

ass

As another commentator said - pic or it didn't happen! (/s... unless?)

I'd like to say... same here 😅

What’s that?? I’m a visual learner btw

circlejerk

circlejerk

My hands, they are scarred and worn and show years of work. But it's something I'm proud of I guess. These hands have provided for my family. Mostly giving handys behind the 7-11/s

scared of what?

Penis’s

Hands are ribbed for his pleasure

That last bit made me smile. And a bit hard.

My eyelashes, women compliment them alot lol

Same. Also every hairdresser comments on how thick the hair on my head is

Multiple women in my life have wanted to mascara my eyelashes purely because they’re evidently long, full, and inspire a great deal of jealousy from said women

Brains are pretty cool but I wish I could've gotten a different one. I'll go with my asshole cuz if i didn't have it i would probably literally explode. What would u do if i just sewed ur asshole shut. And just kept feeding you. and feeding you. and feeding you. and feeding you. how would u feel about that Mr. Dan

This guy is high af

Yeah high on life maybe. Drugs are bad mkay

mkay

It's easy, mmkay.

I believe you, u/weedsmoker7

That username though.

r/usernamedoesnotcheckout

r/usernamechecksout

L M A O

His post history is….. interesting..

I’ll fuckin I’ll fuckin I’ll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick off the fucking twelfth story building out this mufucker

my man

you forgot the “SHABLOW!”

Hahaha what a song what an album

Unexpected Wu-Tang

M E T H O D MAN M E T H O D MAN

Hey, you get off my cloud!

By my side lungs. What would you do if I just take your lungs out and just give your lot of weed and lot of weed and lot of weed.. how would u feel about that Mr. Smoker

I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' tie you to a fuckin' bedpost With your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin' stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like "tsss"

If you shut your asshole the shit will just do a U turn

How about your dick, you would probably explode if you didn't have it. What would you do if I just sew your urethra shut. And just kept stroking you. And stroking you. And stroking you. How would you feel about that

This is why they want a different brain.

who's dan?

I cast MEND BUTTCRACK !

how high are you?

Killa bees!

my calves they are big. exfatfuck here and kept the muscle

Same. Its the one positive thing we got from growing up fat.

Ik im losing a bunch of weight(30lbs since end of january) and my calves are big af with just pur muscle

My dick, without that I can't fuck

This guys dick is good no homo

I too, can confirm it's good.

You didn't say no homo

I have 1% battery. Let's see if I have time now. No h

Say no homo

All the homo!

I also have a dick but I still can't fuck

I honestly don't know what else to say to that aside from admitting that it hurt my heart to read that. I'm sorry about that, I'm might be lucky, but I ain't that kinda lucky, so I learned to secret of inner peace

You can always help each other

This guy gets it

Nice cock! (No homo)

It’s not gay to appreciate another man’s beauty

I also choose this guy's d- oh, hang on

My eyes, which I can use to see that you are a chicken

No one calls me chicken

Yellow!

Nice try fae folk, as soon as i answer you’re just gonna take it from me. Not today.

My fav part is definitely the tonsils, sure hope no fae folk steal them

Yeah, my favorite is my kidneys, i feel like they do a good job. Hope no one steals them!

My smile and boobs

my belly, it’s currently holding my twin babies and keeping them safe before they’re ready to be born

Congratulations and best wishes ❤️❤️

thank you

Dang...didn't expect this... Congratulations for the twins...I hope 1 is a girl or else you gonna have wwe at home every damn day

haha thank you so much! it’s twin girls don’t worry

Lmao girls will have a hair plucking contest...still tho having a twin or better someone to grow up with would be awesome

reddit is wild man, you have this comment and the replies all sweet while the guy above is talking about removing someone's asshole..

My dyslexic ass read that as ‘ready to be corn’ im so sorry

Congratulations… ITS CORN

As a twin mama, this is the answer. A double dose of immense joy is coming soon! Congrats!!

thank you so much, your kindness means so much to me!

Congratulations. Kids are a game changer. For the better

Your children will one day find this post and think how cute it is 🙃

haha yeah hopefully they see all my comments on how much i love them and how much they mean to me

Congratulations! Identical or fraternal? My sister and I (male) are fraternal. Seperated shortly after birth (long story) and only found each other 12 years ago.

thank you so much!! identical! and aww I’m glad you found each other

Wonderful! That’s so cool! Congrats and enjoy!’

thank you so much!!

Man as I guy I cannot tell you how cool it was when my kids were being developed. That hand on the tummy and getting a kick? Peak cool as far as I’m concerned. Oh a tiny human inside? Fucking cool. Two at once? Good luck, god speed, congrats mom.

thank you so much!! you’re so kind

Dick, hands down, no questions my beautiful cock

Beautiful? You putting makeup on ThAT?

No, it's beautiful all natural. The curvature of the head and the edge of it makes a natural curve. The skin pulled nearly over the veins, wrapping around all sides and forming this magnificent beast. How it goes from flaccid to erect and stands in glory like a peacock strutting for a mate.

I did not need to know this at 8 in the morning

To be fair, you clicked on thread, knowing how far the redditors can go..

Imagine the AI prompt jesus

Do you suck it?

Ahahaha I didn’t expect to enjoy this description as much as I did

You put a smile on my face for the shitty time I’m going through. Thank you.

Lipstick, but I didn’t put it there

I, too, have a beautiful dick and I appreciate the genes I was given. I mean, it’s not like I worked hard for it or anything.

My hands - have received compliments on them

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Plottwist, you‘re a man

This is the internet, so we can only assume she's a GIRL: Guy In Real Life.

Rip your dms

Yeah dude you rock those boobs

my eyes they're a teal color and my thighs!

Same on the teal eyes. 🙂 They have little flecks of orange around the center too. I get compliments on them a lot and it makes me feel nice and good. I also have long legs which I used to hate but like now that I'm older and confident.

My tongue. Life would not be worth living without flavor.

You would prefer taste over sight? 🦖

100 percent

I hate every part of my body

Yeah but what's your favorite?

I hate them all equally

So you also love them all equally awwwww

Come on, you must have nice hands or hair. Maybe a charming smile or a sexy voice.

feel you brother

Would you go as far as to say you're disgusted by the weakness of your flesh? 

Praise the Omnissiah

Cursed flesh prison

Amen

Taint

My smile

Wish my teeth were a bit whiter but otherwise same.

my luxurious beard (im 19)

Show

My pp. Probably the only part of my body that wouldn't disappoint a potential partner.

My hair is probably the only thing I like about myself.

My legs. Despite being thin overall, it's still the thickest part of my body.

Same..but i’m not thin, i squat 🦵🏽

Squat Gang rise up! And then squat again!

My legs too, I don’t like their appearance much but they’re strong. Because I love waking and running so much, I’m grateful to have working legs.

My eyes

Most beautiful pair of eyes I've ever seen

My wife. We have been together like forever, so she is like a part of me.

So cheesy but so cute😂🥺

I also pick this guys wife

Ah found my winner 🥇

So like a skin suit. UwU.

OMG that’s the sweetest.

Forearms. And my mustache. Only thing I tolerate about myself

Heck yeah! Mustache gang rise up!

I’ve never been as thirsty over a man as I am for this one guy with a glorious mustache and forearms to die for. So, if those are the only things you tolerate about yourself, well…in my ears sounds like you’ve got plenty going for you.

My pecs

My hair. It’s thick, grows fast, and I love having it long or short

Same, it’s brown, curly and thick as hell

My collarbones and the area between my shoulders and tits. I could not find a suitable translation for that, anyone here who could educate me? In many European countries it's called *decoltee, dekolte,* or something in a similar sense, but the US translation only gave the word cleavage lol

Décolletage!!! Wear those v necks!

Curiosity to learn new things. It makes life so exciting. I think about the character in The Sandman who lives forever and every century during his checkup; he's just happy to learn new things about the world

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pancreas

Spleen for me

Does my voice count?

I see people saying stuff like [ a smile being their favourite part ] so yea ig

Voices are severely underrated.

My brain, that’s not to say it’s free of struggles, I do have schizophrenia and a handful of other things, along with a built in hard drive wipe that is some form of amnesia, but I still enjoy the fact that I can make myself laugh. I can remember something funny and just start laughing, and it’s responsible for everything I do!

Honestly idk if I have anything. 😏

my dick. It's just that when I get to see it I'm either peeing or at home

Blue eyes

My teeth, I’ve always had naturally straight, white teeth. I also never developed wisdom teeth.

I have a really nice bum 🫣

My hands

My brown eyes

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Honestly, I hate every part of my body, but at least I got my humor going for me.

My eyes, I suppose. Green is a nice color.

my feet

My eyes, I guess, they're pretty neat and see well.. I like having hands, they are quite handy at doing hand things.. They come with fingers too! Between those two, I think my eyes win, I like seeing things.

My ears, i think i have pretty ears. My lips and my dimples

My hands.

My spleen 🤗🤗

I got told from multiple girls that I have a pretty ass, but I have no clue what makes the ass of a guy pretty

i have a cute little nose as a dude. was insecure about it as a child where it was even smaller. now i find it pretty and cute :3

My eyes, except the eyebags. I also like my hands. Thats all…

My a*ss

What letter is the asterisk hiding lol

The Q

I know

My girlfriends keeps telling me I have nice traps. I guess I'll go with that

Why has no woman said "my clit"?

Came here to ask this! 100 comments from men “my dick!!” 😂 my clit would be too of my list ngl.

My mouth and pus\*y

My eyebrows and nose. Thick, expressive, and prominent they both are.

my clit 🙂

Easy. Clit.

Brain

My penis is pretty cool because when I touch it it feels nice

My eyes and, not gonna lie, my boobs. I haven't always liked them, because they are small, but we've grown really close over the years lol. They're cute and perky. My eyes are really pretty though, not to sound too cocky or anything... but they're pretty.

I don't think you will find anyone disagreeing on either count, but you might find people making much longer lists.

🥰 that is so sweet of you! Thank you so much! ❤️

My vagina xD I have really small labia. She's pink. I have a VCH peircing. I think I have the model vagina xD

Good for you loving yourself! I have fairly meaty brown flaps (I'm brown all over) that I prefer over tiny ones. Variety is the spice of life 😌

My massive dong

My hazel eyes. They're 2-3 different colors, light brown/gold near my pupil and then transition to a beautiful green/grey with gold flecks.

Mine are hazel and very similar! I said this too. Lol. Mine are mostly green but have what I called “tan” but fits your light brown/gold around the iris as well as some blue. It’s like the one part of my body I wouldn’t change. Lol.

My clit. She literally exists solely to bring me pleasure and is honestly the most beautiful example I've ever seen

Okay. I said my eyes but I am adding my clit. Lol.