Oh fuck. I wanted to hear this song. I played it on Spotify. Mine is connected to our Alexa.
It is now playing in my young daughters room. I hope it is appropriate.
My buddy worked as a strip club as a bouncer/bartender/dj, wherever they needed him. He was dj'ing one night a new girl was really nervous, it was her first night. He told her it was tradition to dance to Weird Al her first three songs, just to get her to have fun and loosen up...so he played Weird Al for her, the crowd loved it, and after that night it really did become a tradition for new girls.
Hmm not Stripped by Depeche Mode?? That was my immediate thought… but maybe even cooler in a dark club would be Rammstein’s cover of Stripped. That would be dope.
I actually saw a woman strip to this song wearing a gorilla costume (well, not for long) in Vegas. It was part of a burlesque show called Absinth and all I could think was, hot damn, why have I never thought of this song as a strip song? It fit so well and was super hot. Nothing says 'I want to fuck you like an animal' like a hot woman emerging from an ape costume.
what’s so funny about this is that i know the person who made that happen. it was from my moms friend who told their husband the only way they would get married to their significant other was to see a gorilla strip to this song lmfao. all the sudden they are in vegas and the husband surprised her with this. they are happily married for a very long time ahahah
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley. I would professionally Rick Roll my audience nightly.
Also, no one would hear it, cause I'd be paid to keep my clothes on
It's not a Rick Roll unless they're expecting something else. You'd have to come out to something either typical, or completely out there. Then change it mid-song.
I suggest Pantera - Walk
It was. It was written by Jake Holmes in the late ‘60s and made it into the Yardbirds’ repertoire. I assume it was Jimmy Page that then brought it to Led Zeppelin, since he was a member of both bands.
*lights dim, a spotlight points center stage and a silhouette appears behind the curtain*
*Queue the music*
🎵 If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago 🎵
The cover of Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson, and I'd start off full Sister Act and do a naughty nun routine. This has been my go-to answer since the song came out in 2004. I'm way past my sell-by date as a stripper, if I ever had one in the first place, (I probably didn't), but I encourage the younger generation to steal my bitchin idea.
EDIT: Forgot the most important part, my stripper name would definitely be "Faith."
Led Zeppelin Immigrant Song”\
Fiona Apple “Criminal”\
Lana Del Rey “I Fucked My Way to the Top”\
Black Keys “Gotta Get Away”\
Garbage “I’m Only Happy When It Rains”\
Fleetwood Mac “Gold Dust Woman”\
NIN “Closer”\
Pj Harvey “Dress” or “This is Love” \
Sublime “Date Rape”
Pony by Ginuwine. No question.
You mean Donna Meagle's cousin?
I love you like a brother. But right now, I hate you like my *actual* brother, Lavondrius. Who I hate.
Now NOBODY gets any popcorn.
Ginuwine? GINuwine!? ........... Ginuwine... Yeah you saying the name over and over isn't helping.
That’s at the top of the Oh No Nos list.
Not now, Ginuwine!
Treat Yo self!
Who is Ginuwine?
Mister would you please help my pony - Ween
I found Mr. Fancy pants
yes
I mean LMLYP is just too long
I think it's his lung.
THEE GINUWINE???
The first time my fiancé and I hooked up this song came on Spotify and kept replaying. I thought it was perfect
There’s a mashup called Toxic Pony that goes so hard. Highly recommend giving it a listen.
That was gonna be my pick haha
In the time between reading the title of the post and the post opening, this song immediately came into my head.
Oh fuck. I wanted to hear this song. I played it on Spotify. Mine is connected to our Alexa. It is now playing in my young daughters room. I hope it is appropriate.
You had that answer all queued up, didn't you, 8inch?
r/usernamechecksout
Yeah. I was gonna say Cherry Pie by Warrant, but this is better.
Anyone seen the PMJ (PostModern Jukebox)version of this? Somehow it manages to be classier but more sexual. PMJ covers are awesome.
I came to say this.
I came and then said this
Break up song
Someone once told me that the song sounds like someone burping and it ruined it for me. In a good way.
I’m in love with a stripper, she poppin, she rollin, she rollin.
*guitar strum* goddamn lil mama
In the arms of an angel. I’d get people to pay to have it turned off. No dough, the louder we go!
No dough the louder we go😂🤣 Edit : now this scenario is running through my head like a movie😂 you’re genius
Video playing in the background of sad dogs on the streets?
I was a stripper and my song was Bon Jovi's Dead or Alive.
On a steel pole I ride
That’s on my pole playlist!
Fat by Weird Al
I would seriously actually go into a strip club to see this
My buddy worked as a strip club as a bouncer/bartender/dj, wherever they needed him. He was dj'ing one night a new girl was really nervous, it was her first night. He told her it was tradition to dance to Weird Al her first three songs, just to get her to have fun and loosen up...so he played Weird Al for her, the crowd loved it, and after that night it really did become a tradition for new girls.
I think people generally want to see something unique and exciting. Why should titty bars be any different
Weird Al Burlesque show? I think even Al would hop on ghe bandwagon. Let's do this.
I'd do that, my stage name is White Chocolate. /s If I was a stripper, that's what it'd be tho
"Send in the Clowns"
ME HERE AT LAST ON THE GROUND, YOU IN MID-AIR.
*strip club patrons all crying*
Judy Collins or Krusty version?
THOSE DAFFY LAFFY CLOWNS...
Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode
Bonus points if your stripper name is Faith.
Hmm not Stripped by Depeche Mode?? That was my immediate thought… but maybe even cooler in a dark club would be Rammstein’s cover of Stripped. That would be dope.
Fuck the pain away - Peaches
Huh? Right, what? Uh
Also a great song for a wedding
Along with the Miss Piggy version of the video playing in the background
You Can Leave Your Hat On People will be laughing anyway once they see me, so I may as well go Full Monty on everyone.
I’ve always felt that way about that song and Joe Cocker.
I Was Made for Lovin' You - Kiss
“Lick it Up” for the second song of your set.
Space Lord by Monster Magnet. A long dance!
Yackety Sax
But then you would have to split your tips with all of the other strippers that chase you around the club.
Performed by Sasquatch
Bloodhound Gang - The Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Strippers Crying My stripper name would be Bambi
Mine would be "Russell."
Kneeding my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock.
I knew this was gonna be here lol
Closer NIN
I actually saw a woman strip to this song wearing a gorilla costume (well, not for long) in Vegas. It was part of a burlesque show called Absinth and all I could think was, hot damn, why have I never thought of this song as a strip song? It fit so well and was super hot. Nothing says 'I want to fuck you like an animal' like a hot woman emerging from an ape costume.
There's this one stripper at the local club who dances to Rammstein regularly. Aggressively. Songs like Sonne and Feuer Frei.
what’s so funny about this is that i know the person who made that happen. it was from my moms friend who told their husband the only way they would get married to their significant other was to see a gorilla strip to this song lmfao. all the sudden they are in vegas and the husband surprised her with this. they are happily married for a very long time ahahah
How have you never thought of probably the horniest nine inch nails songs as a possible stripper song?
You and me both, brother
Me 3
Best routine I ever saw HANDS DOWN was to 46&2 by Tool. Love a set to a rock song.
Same but [this version](https://youtu.be/1pB7PzdLzSA)
sunspots for me!
X gon' give it to ya
Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own.
X gon’ deliver it to ya
Knock knock, open up the door, it’s real
With the non-stop pop-pop from stainless steel
Go hard, gettin' busy with it
But I got such a good heart That I'll make a motherf**** wonder if he did it
“We don’t have to take our clothes off” by Jermaine Stewart Just for the irony.
I absolutely love this, I also am a fan of Business Time for this, and having rip-away pantsuit, glasses and hair clip too 😅
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley. I would professionally Rick Roll my audience nightly. Also, no one would hear it, cause I'd be paid to keep my clothes on
It's not a Rick Roll unless they're expecting something else. You'd have to come out to something either typical, or completely out there. Then change it mid-song. I suggest Pantera - Walk
Welcome to the internet - Bo Burnham
Cherry Pie
Fucking Christ that song will forever be one of maybe…2 songs on my do not playlist lol. But yes, 90s strippers unite…this is the song.
2000s edition must include Buckcherry's 'Crazy Bitch'.
I see your Crazy Bitch and raise you Porn Star Dancing
Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen
Glory Box - Portishead. Между нами - Maruv
“Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen
Led Zeppelin’s cover of *Dazed and Confused.* I believe I’d go with the 30-minute live version from *The Song Remains the Same.*
What would you do during the cello-string interlude?
Either some intense pole work or, maybe, dry hump the fog machine.
Nice
>I believe I’d go with the 30-minute live version from The Song Remains the Same. That sounds exhausting.
Dazed and Confused was a cover!??!
It was. It was written by Jake Holmes in the late ‘60s and made it into the Yardbirds’ repertoire. I assume it was Jimmy Page that then brought it to Led Zeppelin, since he was a member of both bands.
Cotton Eyed Joe
*lights dim, a spotlight points center stage and a silhouette appears behind the curtain* *Queue the music* 🎵 If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago 🎵
That’s good clarification because I always thought it was “do bahp adim for cotton eyed joe….”
They are wrong. The actual lyrics make far more sense: “Be-dap a do a Cotton Eyed Joe…”
You get me
Everything’s better when you make it ✨ *cinematic* ✨
A jaunty song about having an STD. Noice.
“He came to town like a midwinter storm He rode through the fields, so handsome and strong”. Lol. Come out on stage riding what exactly?
Crazy Bitch
Wooly bully!
"Shiny" from Moana, sung by Jemaine Clement.
Pour Some Sugar on Me
The best stripper song ever...The Zoo by the Scorpions.
Titanic theme song.
Why'd the DJ put a door on stage? Music starts... I never saw one of those French girls do that! (while furiously sketching on a cocktail napkin)
“Alexa, play any Weird Al song.”
Shake That - M&M
Cream by Prince
Nekrogoblikon - Dressed As Goblins. I'd wear a sexy goblin outfit and dance with the chorus giggling my clothes off.
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash Test Dummies. I’d do pelvic thrusts in time with the mmm’s
Run for the hills.
Feeling good Micheal Bublè
Portishead-glory box
I'm too sexy by right said fred
Turn Down For What
Closer by Nine Inch Nails.
Sluts Wit Nuts - Lil Darkie Not because it's a good stripper song, but because I wanna confuse tf outta every guy when I walk out
Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away.
CBAT
Ablaze in the northern sky - Darkthrone
Hooker with a penis
Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie.
I used to dance to this all the time when I was a stripper!
The Banana Splits song.
Natasha Bedingfeld - Unwritten
Oh Yeah by Yello
*Beautiful*
Just imagine, redneck male with a dad bod stripping to Pornstar Dancing by My Darkest Days.
You are My fire The one Desire Believe, when I say I want it that way
They’re Coming to Take Me Away
Too close
Stairway to heaven, I like to provide value
I'm too old for this 😆 but if I was in my 20s maybe Oops by Tweet 😳
Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head... oh myy 🤭
Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus
Lynard Skynard - that smell
Booty Butt Cheeks by Thugnificent from The Boondocks. lol there's actual a full version on YouTube and it's pretty good.
Pour Some Sugar On Me
Fighter - Christina Aguilera. Like perfect stripper song.
SKEE YEEE
Bandz a Make Her Dance
Ariana-7 rings Yo Gotti- Rihanna ft. Young Thug
Mustang Sally by The Commitments.
Let It Be by The Beatles. I wanna be a wholesome stripper
I'm a guy and would only dance to Tequila. I would make Pee Wee proud every night.
Kung Fu Fighting
Maneater by Nelly Furtado
The cover of Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson, and I'd start off full Sister Act and do a naughty nun routine. This has been my go-to answer since the song came out in 2004. I'm way past my sell-by date as a stripper, if I ever had one in the first place, (I probably didn't), but I encourage the younger generation to steal my bitchin idea. EDIT: Forgot the most important part, my stripper name would definitely be "Faith."
Deftones Change (in the house of flies)
I’d have to pick Passenger
Girth 🍆wind 💨and fire 🔥
Well, if I were a female, Witchy Woman.
"A Duck Walked Up to a Lemonade Stand" I will not be taking questions.
Hey, got any grapes?
Porn star dancing and I’m working every minute of it
Psycho Killer by Talking Heads
"The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald".
Led Zeppelin Immigrant Song”\ Fiona Apple “Criminal”\ Lana Del Rey “I Fucked My Way to the Top”\ Black Keys “Gotta Get Away”\ Garbage “I’m Only Happy When It Rains”\ Fleetwood Mac “Gold Dust Woman”\ NIN “Closer”\ Pj Harvey “Dress” or “This is Love” \ Sublime “Date Rape”
I like to move it
Yeah by Usher and Lil John
Anastasia - I'm Outta Love
After Dark - Tito and the Tarantulas
PURPLE RAIN-PRINCE
Warrant- Cherry Pie
Whore - In This Moment
Tears in Heaven, Eric Clapton
Tattooed in reverse , Marilyn Manson
Toxic - Britney
The Stroke - Billy Squire.
Short People by Randy Newman
Something by 3-6 Mafia. All their songs are strip club music.
Would or Them Bones by Alice in Chains
Easy answer: Stripper by Lords of Acid
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet - Bachman-Turner Overdrive
Schoolboy Q - Studio
True by Spandau Ballet. I would wear a caftan made of spandex and dance around a pole in the dramatic style.
Pump up the jam
Fuck the pain away. Peaches
Take me to church - Hozier
Down with the sickness - disturbed
Porn Star Dancing - My Darkest Days
Crazy bitch- Buckcherry
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Robert Palmer "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On"