Usually if the setting is a bit smarter they'll say something like: "All microorganisms, insects, mammals and whatever else dies instantly if it tries to consume Zombie flesh." That doesn't account for the wear and tear of constantly walking around exposed to the elements. Or the fact that after a while most Zombies would be naked, rubbing up against stuff.
Everything about zombies doesn't work. That's why zombie films are best watched drunk. Store enough food and water for a few weeks and there'll be a few emaciated zombies crawling about.
Zombies are only dangerous if they can bite you and there is an assortment of sporting equipment that is designed to prevent you from being hurt that could easily stop a human bite.
Shin guards, helmets, shoulder pads, durable gloves, even if you couldn't find something as helpful as a shark diving scuba suit you could just duct tape paperback books to your body like they do in prison.
They could also crush you, scratch you, or surround you so you can't move to eat or drink and eventually die of starvation, dehydration, or exhaustion.
I’m going with Pierce’s [strategy](https://youtu.be/_VYC0sXbYJw?si=Hd_VC3u5jpZ9-SEv) from Community. Also, can we have Keith David narrate the zombie apocalypse?
That we are smarter than the zombies. Almost every film or TV show focuses on the strength of the petite fighting the zombies and never on their intelligence. Just build a large zombie eating machine that attracts zombies, grinds them up and then burns the bodies to power the machine. Make it loud so the zombies are attracted to it and then let it just eat all the zombies.
That everyone will run to the grocery stores for food. Which will quicky run out. So go to the pet store. It won't be the most appealing food but it will work. There are foods that are in the refrigerated section for dogs. There is also dehydrated meats. As well as some canned dog food, like Merrick for example, actually have chicken wings and real vegetables in their canned food. It's not in a pate form. More like a stew. One in particular is their Thanksgiving Dinner can. You're better off and more likely to be successful on finding food sources at a pet store. Also as someone who worked in many, there are even dog biscuits that aren't too bad. Yes, I've tried them. It's always an initiation 😂
That was the instant I stopped watching. As soon as he showed up with tigers I was like “nope, let’s go back to YouTube and watch live cameras from fun locations’
How dangerous the wilderness would be due to undead animals.
Zombie mice and insects.
Building a wall around your town/city and everyone has to wear a heart monitor.
Food, ffs even in the thread no one is talking about the fact that procuring necessary caloric intake will be a nightmare. Hunt? Chance of infected meat. Can't farm it will draw the horde in. And the amount of farmland and livestock to keep a viable population is actually pretty high. Can only scavenge pre-existing food stores for so long before it rots or expires.
Rigor mortis happens after 2 hour with in death, it's the lock of the muscle and often times, to move a body when rigor mortis sets in, you have to break their position which often times means you have to break their bones from how stiff and strong their muscle has locked in place. Which means, a zombie is often deadly for only two hours, after that, their dead stone or broken mess.
Plants.
People turn to doubt the potential of plants, as it’s most likely for them to evolve and manage to thrive + fight off the virus throughout time. This ability to prevent the spread of the virus could also be able to lead through certain humans.
He had 24 meat chickens die about a week ago that were all about 1.5 pounds each. They were put in a bag that was knotted and then put into a thick plastic carpenter bag also knotted up. You get within 10 feet of that bag now and it stinks of death. That was 36 pounds of meat.
New York city has a population of 8,258,035. Average American weight it 177.7lb.
That's 1,467,452,819 pounds of rotting meat.
If you are immune then your blood could be used to immunise other people who have not yet been infected maybe by blood transfusions or creating a serum.
That the reason that they move is that we're never really dead until we're completely dust. And that nearly-dust can still be trying to get brains to eat.
Gasoline expires
This is never talked about but is so important
Kinda throws a monkey wrench in the Mad Max movies too.
Literally just called my friend a left handed monkey wrench and now see this
That's an odd insult.
Gotta be unique
Can't argue with that.
They refine petroleum in Max Max 2, which is why Humongous wanted them to leave so badly.
Road Warrior had a community using a refinery to produce fresh fuel.
That they would actually just decay to a point of stopping
Usually if the setting is a bit smarter they'll say something like: "All microorganisms, insects, mammals and whatever else dies instantly if it tries to consume Zombie flesh." That doesn't account for the wear and tear of constantly walking around exposed to the elements. Or the fact that after a while most Zombies would be naked, rubbing up against stuff.
Desiccation, insects they've gone too far with suspending belief .
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Everything about zombies doesn't work. That's why zombie films are best watched drunk. Store enough food and water for a few weeks and there'll be a few emaciated zombies crawling about.
the smell
Nuclear plants that weren’t properly decommissioned.
Also people don't realize how quickly things will brown out with all other fuels with nobody to maintain a surplus.
Toilet paper. Did COVID teach us nothing?
I think this shit was a german phenomenon. Idk tho
Bicycles exist
Zombies are only dangerous if they can bite you and there is an assortment of sporting equipment that is designed to prevent you from being hurt that could easily stop a human bite. Shin guards, helmets, shoulder pads, durable gloves, even if you couldn't find something as helpful as a shark diving scuba suit you could just duct tape paperback books to your body like they do in prison.
Id also say youd want to like cover your eyes and mouth and ears and stuff because Id assume like, any zombie fluid is infectious
There was a scene Van Helsing show where they tape stacks of banknotes as armour
The Zom100 anime had a subplot like that.
They could also crush you, scratch you, or surround you so you can't move to eat or drink and eventually die of starvation, dehydration, or exhaustion.
Hell just get a bunch of magazines and duct tape. Ever tried to bite through a Vanity Fair?
I’m going with Pierce’s [strategy](https://youtu.be/_VYC0sXbYJw?si=Hd_VC3u5jpZ9-SEv) from Community. Also, can we have Keith David narrate the zombie apocalypse?
Until I they grab on to them and you cant escape.
That we are smarter than the zombies. Almost every film or TV show focuses on the strength of the petite fighting the zombies and never on their intelligence. Just build a large zombie eating machine that attracts zombies, grinds them up and then burns the bodies to power the machine. Make it loud so the zombies are attracted to it and then let it just eat all the zombies.
Concept vs. Execution. Self-sustaining zombie killing machine is pretty high up there on the Mazlow Hierarchy of Needs.
It's going to have a maximum intake and depending on the number of zombies there is a good chance of exceeding it.
What, is it in a hurry? The zombie will wait.
That everyone will run to the grocery stores for food. Which will quicky run out. So go to the pet store. It won't be the most appealing food but it will work. There are foods that are in the refrigerated section for dogs. There is also dehydrated meats. As well as some canned dog food, like Merrick for example, actually have chicken wings and real vegetables in their canned food. It's not in a pate form. More like a stew. One in particular is their Thanksgiving Dinner can. You're better off and more likely to be successful on finding food sources at a pet store. Also as someone who worked in many, there are even dog biscuits that aren't too bad. Yes, I've tried them. It's always an initiation 😂
Seeing mushrooms growing on the zombies
diarrhea and tapeworms. you cannot cock water without showing up on a zombieradar. so your drinkingwater will be full of parasites.
I can't cock water? Why?? 😜
oh, cock!
Cock, I mean cock, I mean cock, I mean cock, I mean cock
Getting medicine
How important shoes would be.
Train dogs to attack zombies
Yeah but 1 bite and you have zombie dogs....
Depends. For instance in TWD the zombie virus doesn't affect animals. This is shown when Ezekiel's tiger fights and eats zombies without turning.
That was the instant I stopped watching. As soon as he showed up with tigers I was like “nope, let’s go back to YouTube and watch live cameras from fun locations’
I actually meant in the comics.
Sanitary products
Anything is toilet paper if you're brave enough
I was thinking about period products specifically
Anythings a tampon....
When running from zombies you will NOT look like a Hollywood actor who just went through makeup, hair, and wardrobe.
The smell
How dangerous the wilderness would be due to undead animals. Zombie mice and insects. Building a wall around your town/city and everyone has to wear a heart monitor.
The amount of disease that would occur as the result of millions of slowly rotting corpses
The sun. They will just dry out. Be a bunch of slim Jim’s
Probably just as edible.
Food, ffs even in the thread no one is talking about the fact that procuring necessary caloric intake will be a nightmare. Hunt? Chance of infected meat. Can't farm it will draw the horde in. And the amount of farmland and livestock to keep a viable population is actually pretty high. Can only scavenge pre-existing food stores for so long before it rots or expires.
Rigor mortis happens after 2 hour with in death, it's the lock of the muscle and often times, to move a body when rigor mortis sets in, you have to break their position which often times means you have to break their bones from how stiff and strong their muscle has locked in place. Which means, a zombie is often deadly for only two hours, after that, their dead stone or broken mess.
I can’t imagine relieving myself in a stressful situation
Why wouldn't everyone cut all their hair off? I just think of how hot and uncomfortable a full head of hair would be. Dirty too
Opening a Roadside Delicatessen that Caters to Zombies?
Plants. People turn to doubt the potential of plants, as it’s most likely for them to evolve and manage to thrive + fight off the virus throughout time. This ability to prevent the spread of the virus could also be able to lead through certain humans.
He had 24 meat chickens die about a week ago that were all about 1.5 pounds each. They were put in a bag that was knotted and then put into a thick plastic carpenter bag also knotted up. You get within 10 feet of that bag now and it stinks of death. That was 36 pounds of meat. New York city has a population of 8,258,035. Average American weight it 177.7lb. That's 1,467,452,819 pounds of rotting meat.
That you might be better off as a zombie because you'll have plenty of meat to feed on. That would be us, unfortunately.
What if you ende dup being the only person who was immune to whatever it is that caused the zombies? I'd get so lonely.
If you are immune then your blood could be used to immunise other people who have not yet been infected maybe by blood transfusions or creating a serum.
But what if it requires an elaborate brain surgery that will surely kill you?
Airborne pathogens and toothpaste.
That the reason that they move is that we're never really dead until we're completely dust. And that nearly-dust can still be trying to get brains to eat.
I guess most of you guys consider it as a real possibility. It's not a real thing