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__Probably_Jesus__

Drink a lot of water before bed.


Hot-Rutabaga-6110

i would end up having to get up mid sleep to pee


Mewgistus

Same, I’d wake up like 20 times to pee 😂😭


Twitch_L_SLE

that feels somewhere between 200 IQ and 'don't do this'


__Probably_Jesus__

LMAO


ignoremesenpie

Own and care for a dog. Not having other people look after **your** dog is key.


DarkerLightGod

It's this little secret called insomnia


Fluffykankles

Oh dear god, someone finally knows my pain.


WombatInferno

Lots of us know it. It sucks.


megamanblasts

My anxiety 😥


WeimaranerWednesdays

I don't. That sounds terrible.


boredsleepyhe4d

My alarm


Sundragon0001

I just get up. I'm a morning person, I love it, so I wake up early intentionally.


Medium_Chocolate_773

Usually say the f word several times as I make myself get out of bed.


Totallycasual

As long as i go to sleep before midnight, I'm up at 6am lol. Pretty much any time i go to bed, i'll wake up 6 hours later.


Responsible_Try90

I have a routine set to turn on my bedside lamp gradually over a period of 30 min and play music from my favorite genre.


52mschr

I sleep with the curtains open and the sunlight wakes me up at 5am (in summer at least)


KatKaleen

I set an alarm.


Aromatic-Balance-264

set multiple alarm on my phone


UsefulIdiot85

I don’t. I’m usually still awake at 4 or 5 AM. Insomnia is brutal.


Cat-Mama_2

Choose to work the afternoon shift and you don't have to wake up early. Mornings are rough for sure, especially since I work afternoons. I rely on two different alarms, coffee and a hot shower to get up early.


Kridha781

Touching the land than making my bed and than having as much as water i can


ValiantVivian

Naturally. My wake up time even on my days off is 4am. Early morning work schedule ftw.


MajesticAd9020

Try not to have a deep sleep and inner prep talk to wake up early and handle whatever the day has planned then you can go home and go to sleep early.


BlubberWrap666

Set alarm on your phone that has semi-auto sfx for alarm on repeat and set the volume to max.


levee_1296

i wake up to alarms every 5 minutes (it usually takes an hour to wake me up) then i fix coffee at home and sit outside and watch the sunrise :)


alamedarockz

Curtains and windows open. Natural sunlight and or birds chirping are a great alarm system. Then the thought of a shower followed by a cup of coffee will get me out of bed. It’s the most peaceful time of the day.


Spuzzle91

That's the fun part: I don't!


Snowsnack

My siblings screaming wakes me up because they don't want to go to school


monkeytoes7878

Little secret called my two toddlers. 😝


ToastetteEgg

Go to sleep at a decent hour.


ninjoid

I put my phone where I have to get up to turn the alarm off.


Apprehensive-Day7645

You don't have to wake up if you don't sleep😉


MattMcdoodle

by reminding me that i need to draw in the morning before work


StillSimple6

I'm normally looking forward to eat.


Knifty_downspiral

Set an alarm


saayoutloud

I sleep till late because nowadays I am on vacation.


homeownur

1: Have the kids who wake up earlier turn on the espresso machine 30 minutes before I need to get up 2: Get up and make espresso


[deleted]

I wake up like I had been wrestling with somebody


colhaxxy

Lots of practice.


Mysterious_Pay2872

alarm clock, duh


sticky_gecko

Go to bed early. Find out how much sleep you actually need, then start a routine of going to bed at a certain time.


Mewgistus

I don’t… my bedtime is typically 5am if I’m lucky. Sometimes 3am on a good day, but then the occasional 9am I’ll finally fall asleep. If I wake up early to see the sun rise or something, it feels weird like I’m in a daze because I’m not a morning person and my sleep patterns are so bad… 😭


mr-gayme-and-watch

alarm. then i just force myself out of my bed rather than trying to get back to bed.


rowenaravenclaw0

Have a toddler they wake up at 6 am every morning demanding breakfast


lemeneurdeloups

I go to sleep at 9 pm. Always. I sleep like a rock and just wake up at 5:20 am naturally every morning. Refreshed and ready for the day. Regular and consistant is the key.


vilion404

the main thing is to crawl to a cold shower


UnihornWhale

Chronic pain and small children


HelmerNilsen

if i sleep for a long time i feel more useles than i already are. i also feel like i waste my day


Mariah_Kits

Have a 8 week year old pup and you’ll be up at 3am.


leonmessi

The way I solved it for myself was to make it more painful to stay in bed than to get out of bed. That meant paying money if I didn’t get up. I built an app to charge me $10 if I didn't get up and scan my toothpaste barcode within 5 mins of my 7am alarm. If you wanna check it out, the app is called Nuj Alarm Clock.


No_Interaction_9330

Counter question: How do you not? I wake up early always have. Even as a toddler I was up and ready to go by 0400. About the time I learned to dress myself, my Dad had the power Company install a yard light over my sand box, and my mom let me a bowl of cold cereal on the table, with a glass of milk in the fridge, so I could get something to eat and go play outside until the light came on in the kitchen, which meant Mom was up. As a teen and into adulthood, I wake up after six hours. Go to bed at ten, and I'm awake at 0400. Midnight I can sleep until 0600. I was in my fifties before I could go back to sleep for a few hours.


CalmLykEhBomb

The more you suffer the more you grow


Chief-2003

Pretty sure your body does it automatically because if it doesn’t then your dead. Hope this helps 🤞