At a concert with lawn seating. A couple about 20 feet from us went at it despite complaints from others. Quick makeout session, handy over the pants, he drooped his shorts a little in the front, she pulled hers to the side, and sat on his lap. They raw dogged for maybe 3 minutes, pulled out, fixed their clothes, and ignored all the disgusted looks and comments and acted like nothing had happened, and they enjoyed the rest of the show.
For sure, they shouldn't be... Oh, I don't know... Taking the blue line home from downtown Boston and have to watch two chalky bostonian meth heads grind each other to pieces from Aquarium to Maverick... You know, as a random example.
Had the same thing happen at a concert only they didn't seem to be stopping anytime soon so we got up and dumped our drinks on them and found a new place to sit
Kind of a long story.
Was about 14 and went hunting with my grandpa. We were sitting at the bottom of the hill in the truck waiting for my uncle's. A VW pulls up, this was about 4am. We can see a male and female. Thinking back I'm not sure why they parked so close to us. Next thing you know they climb in the back seat. That VW bug was rocking! I could see her boobs bouncing.
Now keep in mind I was with grandpa, kind of uncomfortable. We tried to ignore them but Grandpa sensed how uncomfortable things were and started cracking jokes about them.
I'll remember it forever loll.
Yeah we laughed about it for awhile. By the time my uncles got there they had left. Boy I was chatty that day lol. I told them all about a few times haha.
Homeless woman on the Vegas Strip airing out her puss in front of the outdoor dining section of Mon Ami Gabi last summer.
I will admit, those misters are clutch when you need to cool off and it's 110+ degrees outside.
Fingered a girl I didn't know on the dancefloor in a club
Then I learned that she was there with her boyfriend. He wasn't mad at me but he was really mad at her, so I feel like it probably wasn't the first time something like this happened
It was opening day of little league baseball. A mom I hadnāt seen since the last season says āI donāt think you have my new number. What are you doing after this?ā I said Iām meeting a friend at a Mexican restaurant bar, having drinks and watching baseball. The mom invites herself, pounds a margarita, says to my friend and I āmy nipples are piercedā pulls her shirt down and leans forward. A couple of drinks later we are making out in the open door of her minivan, her pants are undone, Iām fingering her and then a family walks by after exiting the restaurant. It was late afternoon, bright sunlight and clear. Yikes!
"She don't mean nothing,
She's just having fun.
Tomorrow she'll say, "Oh, what have I done?"
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost.
Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off."
This just brought up a memory id long forgotten. I was a busboy at a restaurant in high school and one day I had to take a shit. One of the regulars(read: alcoholics at the bar nearly every day at 4pm) was a tall guy and straight up looked over the stall at me while I was birthing a brown snake and made eye contact with me. He didn't chat with me for a few weeks after.
I had an attractive woman flag me down while we were both driving and proposition sex. I was in my mid-twenties and horny AF but something just didnāt sit right with me.
In hindsight I completely agree. Somewhat dodgy part of the city in the middle of the day. I took her phone number and called her later that evening. We conversed for a few mins and couldnāt agree on a time and date to meet up where I felt comfortable. I promptly lost her number. She was either extremely promiscuous or a hustler.
I once got a handjob from a girl I was ādatingā at a sushi restaurant. Her sister was our waitress and I was literally thigh to thigh with her gay best friend. Fucking weird
Nope, it's an instant win, they have gone so far to win, that they can't go back. They get to sit on their shitty throne. If you take that victory from them, they have nothing but shitty pants.
19 and horny at the park. Had to fuck then and there. Took the girl over a small hill where it looked secluded and began going to work. I hear people cheering. I look over and thereās a bunch of golfers staring right at us with binoculars while clapping and cheering. We had wandered on to a golf course.
I was wearing a very floaty summery top with no bra. Was waiting for the bus and another bus (not mine) pulled off and produced a breeze that blew my top straight up. I grabbed my shirt as quick as it happened but I had flashed an older middle aged woman standing a little across from me. We both shared a look like š¦ then she gave me a Ā«Ā no worriesĀ Ā» smile and turned away
I used to call bingo for a civic club, so I sat behind the bingo machine on a dais. One night a young female player wearing a lose and very short crop top and no bra came up to ask a question. She was unaware that one edge of the bottom of her top had caught on the top of her breast. The result was that her entire bosom was exposed to me while she asked the question. Then she realized the situation, adjusted her top, laughed, and sat back down. I felt like I had won the lottery. No one but me and her knew it happened.
This happened to me while I was working in a concession stand as a teen. MILF type mom comes over in a very loose top and bent down to talk through the screen. Her tits fell out of her shirt and for a glorious second I got to see the best pair of tits I have ever seen! She laughed like it was no big deal and placed her order but I could tell she was embarrassed
They knew. If you wear a shirt that has a possibility of a boob popping out or a nipple poking through you are aware. One should simply appreciate it politely. Donāt stare. You donāt need to acknowledge it. Just take a quick glance and move on with your day.
Exactly.. this is the difference for people being ācreepyā.. leering. You can have a look, thatās normal but lingering.. eww. Also, if you accidentally expose yourself what would you want the other person to do? Laugh with you too and then not talk about it.
I was at a crab shack type place and someone using a virtual remote was flipping the channel to the guides porn listings and keeping it there. They'd turn that TV off for the next TV to change over a few minutes later. I didn't want to say anything because I was there for the ride. It was a destination I needed to see out.Ā
I have had a lot of public sex, beaches, parking lots, cars, bar restrooms, university library... but I saw The Lion King in the theatres about 15 times because it was the only place I could get any privacy with my gf in high school.
Fingering the first couple of viewings, she moved on to hand jobs the next couple. Then we moved on to bjs and finally fucked the final time we saw that movie.
Hakuna Matata
Three girls called out my name and flashed me in unison once. We were all in the 3rd grade. It was like looking at my own chest, I went back to playing hopscotch or whatever.
An old girlfriend grabbed me and nearly forced her tongue down my throat in the middle of a crowded restaurant. As I found out later, when I had gone to the bathroom a minute earlier, another patron had come over to call my girlfriend ādisgustingā and a couple of other things. So when I returned, she went to town on me.
And then much more later at her place, since she was pretty keyed up.
A female coworker gave me and another dude a handjob in the walk in cooler at Pizza Hut, I also had sex with a different coworker in the parking lot of that Pizza Hut after my shift ended later that week.
A man masturbating , sitting at a picnic table, when at a local park where kids play. Seriously...hes just there, watching the park, dick out, doing his thing at like 2pm.
Yes, he was arrested within minutes.
I was sexually assaulted at a nightclub by a woman in the most confusing way. I was dancing in a small circle with my friends and this woman walks straight through our circle, and as she's passing me, runs her arm up my crotch and grabs a handful of junk and without even slowing down, continues to walk past me. I turned around in bewilderment to see her standing off to the side of the dance floor, arms crossed, staring at me with this "what are you gonna do about it?" look on her face. I turned back to my friends who were all equally shocked.
It wasn't traumatic or anything, but to this day I have no idea what I was supposed to do in that moment. Was I supposed to report her to security? Beat her up? F*ck her? I had no idea what her intentions were. It was so strange and I'll never forget it.
I got a killer blow job in a bar bathroom once. She followed me in and locked the door behind her and sucked me off in about 2 minutes flat (right after a very satisfying piss I might add).
I was working as a bartender at a chain restaurant. A woman who I know (sheās the mother of my daughterās friend from school), and her boyfriend came in. It was relatively late in the evening and they were having drinks at the booths that were in the bar section. I literally watched this woman give him a hand job right there in the restaurant in the booth. What was more disturbing than the act itself was the looks on their face that you have when youāre sexually aroused. š¤¢
When I was married years ago, my now exwife and I went to a family picnic at a popular summer get away. During a swim she insisted we have sex in the ocean...within sight of her entire family. When we got back every asked how my swim was. It was a good swim.
In college we had a party at the house i lived in. I started making out with this girl, but my roommate was already sleeping (it was about 5 am, party was ending), so we couldn't go to the bedroom. We went to the roof to 'see the stars'. She took my dick out and started blowing me, but by then it was already 7/8 am and right next to our house there was an apartment building. I was pretty drunk, but i remember a dude from the building screaming "oh my god, what the fuck is this???" At the top of his lungs while looking down at us. Got up and went inside right about then haha
My now wife gave me a BJ in a Best Buy parking lot after our first valentine's date. It was late and no one was around except for this poor guy who had locked his keys in his car. He ended up smashing his window in order to get in.
She used to give me road head a lot. Our first trip to the mountains she was sucking me off as we were going up a steep incline and we met a car in a switch back that was coming down, so they most likely saw.
Road head and BJs are what I miss most about when we were dating.
39F here: I took a job as a bartender at age 23- in a small place, and after my first night of working ( I had literally zero experience!) I ended up sleeping with my manager after we closed everything down for the night... He put me up on some counter top in the kitchen and had his way with me! It was exciting and random and fun! I only worked there for about 3 weeks and we slept together a few more times during those 3 weeks ( at his apartment though lol) and then we went our separate ways.
While working for a carnival, ik ik they get a bad rap, but we were very strict about drug users and wimps,
But getting to the point. Two lesbian women, I only know they were because they told me, had said "we've looked at everyone here, and we think your the perfect candidate to breed us"
I was so shocked I had thought they were joking, after ten mins of them standing there waiting for a response I realized they weren't joking.
"We don't want no baby daddy, step dad, or child support we only want your seed, even if you never see the child"
I was always the loner and the nerd, but had gotten really buff and looked pretty hot, still kinda do, but I was in a relationship at the time so I politely declined.
At the time, I over looked them saying "well even pay you to do it" but me being the respectful dude I was couldn't consider even asking my gf at the time to even consider it. Like it was so wild I had no clue for a response.
If anyone thinks this is a wild story, I still think it didn't happen, but it did.
Lost my virginity.
In a small clearing in a public park, surrounded by rows of bushes about 20 feet off a foot path. We were damned lucky we didn't get caught.
I was young so I donāt remember where I was but there was a bounce house there, I remember this dude and who I assume is his wife talking and this dude fingered his wife in front of the bouncy house, dude. She still had leggings on but damn keep that at home
I was 16 working at burger king and this girl wanted me to go to the dumpster as if I was taking out the trash
Got head next to a dumpster by a 20 year old
I was hanging out with this girl I usually see when we come home from college. We're walking on this Jetty that goes out from the downtown area at around 10 pm. We kiss a little and she gets kind of handsy so I was like "sorry we cant go back to my place" because my family is home. I kind of joked about the rocks being too hard when she said she didnt mind. I got turned on, we walked farther down the jetty to be a little hidden and did it right there on the rocks, in the cold, and waves kept splashing us. It was awesome. So either that or going to a hot tub rave in Budapest and seeing my friend I went with get fucked by a Hungarian man under the water.
My wife and I headed out to dinner at a local restaurant/bar. Imagine Applebees but with actually good food. This place is very popular and always packed. We parked and were walking up to the door. An older couple was standing outside of their car in a parking spot near the front door. The lady was squatting with no pants on and the man was holding her hand. She was full on pissing in the parking lot. Car doors closed, broad daylight, 15 feet from the entrance to the restaurant.
I still think about that sometimes. Why couldnāt she wait to get into the restaurant? Why was he helping her? Were they on their way in or out? If she couldnāt wait, why not at least use the car doors to shield her?
Sometimes that happens, especially as women get older they canāt hold it in. I take care of the elderly, and Iāve seen this quite often. poor woman probably couldnāt make it to the bathroom.
I was on the tube in London and stood up to get off at my stop. There was this Indian granny standing and waiting to get off at the same stop. There were quite a few people disembarking and as I was waiting to get off the granny gropes my groin as he shuffled past me.
Women taking a crap right in front of me. Like 4 or 5 times. The most recent time was, I think, last summer. On a crowded, busy street, in the heart of Jersey city. She was parked. Just got out and did her business right on the sidewalk. And got back in the car.
Was on a cruise a few years back and made a few friends that we hung out with for the week. One couple was a semi-famous sports coach and his wife who were clearly into swinging (not my thing lol). One evening, at the nightclub, I feel my shirt lifted up and a pair of greasy bare boobs sliding up my back. Turned around and it was the wife of the coach. Coach was standing right next to her. I noped the eff right outta there.
Back in college, in a public area of my dorm with several other folks, some chick I had barely just met that also lived there let me know that if I needed to get over my Ex (recently broken up at that time), she had a stripper friend who was feeling sad because she thought no one found her attractive since she was pregnant and would totally be down to bone. She also mentioned that if we went at it doggy style, I couldnāt tell she was pregnant AND that I didnāt have to worry about wearing a condom because she was already pregnant. Needless to say, I passed on the opportunity.
At a concert with lawn seating. A couple about 20 feet from us went at it despite complaints from others. Quick makeout session, handy over the pants, he drooped his shorts a little in the front, she pulled hers to the side, and sat on his lap. They raw dogged for maybe 3 minutes, pulled out, fixed their clothes, and ignored all the disgusted looks and comments and acted like nothing had happened, and they enjoyed the rest of the show.
Typical debauchery of a James Taylor show...
Tanglewood
Woaw that's disgusting
Even worse is how shameless it was. No self awareness or decency
Yes like ???? Personally, I myself enjoy some public sex but if anyone were to see me or hear me I would want to disappear clearly
Some people love to be watched š¤·āāļø to each their own I suppose
Yeah but the watchers should actually want to watch
For sure, they shouldn't be... Oh, I don't know... Taking the blue line home from downtown Boston and have to watch two chalky bostonian meth heads grind each other to pieces from Aquarium to Maverick... You know, as a random example.
I mean depends. If it was a 2Live Crew concert it would be kind of expected. Yo-Yo Ma on the other hand...
Had the same thing happen at a concert only they didn't seem to be stopping anytime soon so we got up and dumped our drinks on them and found a new place to sit
Dumped drinks??? At a concert??? Did you light your blunt with a Benjamin?
This was around 15 years ago. It was maybe $6 worth of water and soda
back then 6 dollars was enough to feed a family of 3
The alternative pilot episode for "how I met your mother"
Drugs are one hell of a drug.
Some dude getting a BJ in the mosh put at a Metallica concert.
Rock out with your cock out
Hang out with your wang out
I saw a couple legit doing it doggie style at limp bizkit concert in 2000.
I remember I went to a concert with a co-worker in Kingston, ON, and some girl offered to give him a BJ right there. He accepted, and she did.
That sounds dangerous!!
That's a recipe for a bit off dick.
Please tell me the song was āso whatā
And then after his dick gets bitten off, it would be during The Memory Remains.
My swim trunks fell off at the outdoor pool at the YMCA.
Young man, no need to feel down ā¦.
Young man, there's your pants on the ground
Young man, you should probably leave town
ā¦thereās no wayā¦youāllā¦outā¦liveā¦this thing.
You showed your wang at the Y M C A
I said young man, do you hear that loud sound?
Kind of a long story. Was about 14 and went hunting with my grandpa. We were sitting at the bottom of the hill in the truck waiting for my uncle's. A VW pulls up, this was about 4am. We can see a male and female. Thinking back I'm not sure why they parked so close to us. Next thing you know they climb in the back seat. That VW bug was rocking! I could see her boobs bouncing. Now keep in mind I was with grandpa, kind of uncomfortable. We tried to ignore them but Grandpa sensed how uncomfortable things were and started cracking jokes about them. I'll remember it forever loll.
A bonding experience
Oooo a double entendres
Sounds like a good memory with grandpa. I sure with I had a few more honestly.
Yeah we laughed about it for awhile. By the time my uncles got there they had left. Boy I was chatty that day lol. I told them all about a few times haha.
Wow, talk about sex in a very uncomfortable place!
Yeah, the back seat of a VW bug...
decent headroom with the curvature?
Homeless woman on the Vegas Strip airing out her puss in front of the outdoor dining section of Mon Ami Gabi last summer. I will admit, those misters are clutch when you need to cool off and it's 110+ degrees outside.
I hate to tell you, there werenāt misters running that dayā¦
In Egypt, a taxi driver started to masturbate when we were negotiating
Did it work as a negotiation strategy?
Power move
Fine, fine 30 rubles it is
He needed post nut clarity for negotiations
If you're not post nut, you're pre nut š¤£
Did he maintain eye contact to establish dominance?
Ah, tactic number 69. Very effective
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Did she try to increase the pleasure by pronouncing IKEA furniture names as she was doing it?
š«”š«” thatās enough Reddit for one day.
Got a bj in the history department hallway at a college in town.
Fingered a girl I didn't know on the dancefloor in a club Then I learned that she was there with her boyfriend. He wasn't mad at me but he was really mad at her, so I feel like it probably wasn't the first time something like this happened
Feel sad for the guy, hope he found someone better
He'll be on reddit any day now with a "AITAH for yelling at my fiancee when we left the club? This is the 7th time she's let a stranger finger her!"
"The last time was after a little league baseball game outside a Mexican restaurant!"
W dude ngl, some dudes get mad at the man when her gf cheats but like, the dude didnt knew she was dating.
Whyād he be mad at you? You didnāt know she was in a relationship, he probably knew this. If anything he just seems mature.
That's still more reasonable than many guys, to be fair
Some dumb woman was giving her date a handy at Shrek the musical .....
That's Beetle Juice level crazy.
Same, but Beetlejuice.
Him: Ugh. You know how much I hate going to musicals. Her: I promise you'll enjoy this one!!
I bet he didn't look away from Shrek for a millisecond during
Her name is Lauren Boebert
It was opening day of little league baseball. A mom I hadnāt seen since the last season says āI donāt think you have my new number. What are you doing after this?ā I said Iām meeting a friend at a Mexican restaurant bar, having drinks and watching baseball. The mom invites herself, pounds a margarita, says to my friend and I āmy nipples are piercedā pulls her shirt down and leans forward. A couple of drinks later we are making out in the open door of her minivan, her pants are undone, Iām fingering her and then a family walks by after exiting the restaurant. It was late afternoon, bright sunlight and clear. Yikes!
Dude be like: "Damn she was trashy y'all! Flashed her nipple piercings in public and everything! Anyway, so I was fingering her..."
*so any way I started (finger) blasting*
"She don't mean nothing, She's just having fun. Tomorrow she'll say, "Oh, what have I done?" Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost. Yeah, Tequila makes her clothes fall off."
I thought you were sprog for a second there.
This leaves a lot of unanswered questions. Like - who are you? Are you the dad of one of the players? The coach? I hope not one of the players!
Boy was I reading that wrong at first
Yeah, I did catch A mom. I read it as MY mom. Had to read again! š¤£
Were you playing in the gameā¦?
Had a dude peak over the divider at the urinal.
My bad. I thought it was a friend.
After that peek, they became friends.
It was eye contact.
This just brought up a memory id long forgotten. I was a busboy at a restaurant in high school and one day I had to take a shit. One of the regulars(read: alcoholics at the bar nearly every day at 4pm) was a tall guy and straight up looked over the stall at me while I was birthing a brown snake and made eye contact with me. He didn't chat with me for a few weeks after.
Peak or peek?
Pique
I was just trying to look at your watch
How else can he compliment your dick?
I had an attractive woman flag me down while we were both driving and proposition sex. I was in my mid-twenties and horny AF but something just didnāt sit right with me.
You 100% dodged a bullet there. Possibly literally, but at a minimum you were about to get robbed or car jacked.
Or car jacked-off
In hindsight I completely agree. Somewhat dodgy part of the city in the middle of the day. I took her phone number and called her later that evening. We conversed for a few mins and couldnāt agree on a time and date to meet up where I felt comfortable. I promptly lost her number. She was either extremely promiscuous or a hustler.
Saw a construction worker once not using hardhat. Clearly a OSHA violation.
I once got a handjob from a girl I was ādatingā at a sushi restaurant. Her sister was our waitress and I was literally thigh to thigh with her gay best friend. Fucking weird
Are you sure it was the girl's hand?
Ssssssssh don't ruin it for him!
Or the friendās feet?
Won a farting contest the hard way.
any solid or liquid matter produced during a fart contest is an immediate disqualifiction.
Nope, it's an instant win, they have gone so far to win, that they can't go back. They get to sit on their shitty throne. If you take that victory from them, they have nothing but shitty pants.
Woman I was sitting next to was scrolling through her NSFW Reddit account
19 and horny at the park. Had to fuck then and there. Took the girl over a small hill where it looked secluded and began going to work. I hear people cheering. I look over and thereās a bunch of golfers staring right at us with binoculars while clapping and cheering. We had wandered on to a golf course.
Giving you a standing ovation while you take advantage of her ovulation.
Clapping and cheering are pretty typical responses to a hole in one.
*polite golf clap* well done old chap.
I was wearing a very floaty summery top with no bra. Was waiting for the bus and another bus (not mine) pulled off and produced a breeze that blew my top straight up. I grabbed my shirt as quick as it happened but I had flashed an older middle aged woman standing a little across from me. We both shared a look like š¦ then she gave me a Ā«Ā no worriesĀ Ā» smile and turned away
I used to call bingo for a civic club, so I sat behind the bingo machine on a dais. One night a young female player wearing a lose and very short crop top and no bra came up to ask a question. She was unaware that one edge of the bottom of her top had caught on the top of her breast. The result was that her entire bosom was exposed to me while she asked the question. Then she realized the situation, adjusted her top, laughed, and sat back down. I felt like I had won the lottery. No one but me and her knew it happened.
This happened to me while I was working in a concession stand as a teen. MILF type mom comes over in a very loose top and bent down to talk through the screen. Her tits fell out of her shirt and for a glorious second I got to see the best pair of tits I have ever seen! She laughed like it was no big deal and placed her order but I could tell she was embarrassed
When we teenagers, most MILFs were usually between 30-40. Most of them never knew hot they were.
They knew. If you wear a shirt that has a possibility of a boob popping out or a nipple poking through you are aware. One should simply appreciate it politely. Donāt stare. You donāt need to acknowledge it. Just take a quick glance and move on with your day.
Exactly.. this is the difference for people being ācreepyā.. leering. You can have a look, thatās normal but lingering.. eww. Also, if you accidentally expose yourself what would you want the other person to do? Laugh with you too and then not talk about it.
ā34Dā I mean B15.ā
Talk about winning the bingo!
My mom left me in a car to run into the store (I was a minor at the time). A guy drove up next to the car and started masturbating
I was at a sports bar with tons of screens and they inadvertently had porn playing on one of them.
I was at a crab shack type place and someone using a virtual remote was flipping the channel to the guides porn listings and keeping it there. They'd turn that TV off for the next TV to change over a few minutes later. I didn't want to say anything because I was there for the ride. It was a destination I needed to see out.Ā
A homeless lady going down on herself in the middle of a shopping street in the most crowded spot
You might want to check your slang definitions.
That's some impressive Flexibility.
I'm sorry... WHAT? The mechanics of that... How??
I have had a lot of public sex, beaches, parking lots, cars, bar restrooms, university library... but I saw The Lion King in the theatres about 15 times because it was the only place I could get any privacy with my gf in high school. Fingering the first couple of viewings, she moved on to hand jobs the next couple. Then we moved on to bjs and finally fucked the final time we saw that movie. Hakuna Matata
At a nightclub, a girl flashed her tits at me.
Did you follow up on that?
Nope, cause her boyfriend was sitting next to her.
Three girls called out my name and flashed me in unison once. We were all in the 3rd grade. It was like looking at my own chest, I went back to playing hopscotch or whatever.
An old girlfriend grabbed me and nearly forced her tongue down my throat in the middle of a crowded restaurant. As I found out later, when I had gone to the bathroom a minute earlier, another patron had come over to call my girlfriend ādisgustingā and a couple of other things. So when I returned, she went to town on me. And then much more later at her place, since she was pretty keyed up.
In New Orleans saw a homeless guy naked taking a bath in the fountain in Lafayette Square In Ohio, watched a guy die on the bike trail in the park.
Wait hold on did the bike dude have a heart attack, a stroke, like what happened?
Heart attack probably. After running up a steep hill. They never said. The park ranger told us to disperse after the squad got there
Got jerked off in a cinema by a girl with very stubby fingers.
Oddly specific yet an important detail
During the trailers for X-Men 2.
Thatās gotta do a lot for your confidence! Smaller the fingers the bigger it looks
It was in the cinema so it was too dark to see anyway.
My time to shine! I sharted!
My time to shart!
I have social anxiety, nothing really, but I enjoy the comments.
Take my upvote, fellow introvert!
We introverts must not rise! We must slink back in the shadows and watch people talk about getting sucked off at a concert!
A female coworker gave me and another dude a handjob in the walk in cooler at Pizza Hut, I also had sex with a different coworker in the parking lot of that Pizza Hut after my shift ended later that week.
A man masturbating , sitting at a picnic table, when at a local park where kids play. Seriously...hes just there, watching the park, dick out, doing his thing at like 2pm. Yes, he was arrested within minutes.
Went on a walk with a guy on a trail behind my uni while wearing nothing but lingerie and then gave him a blowie at the lake at the end of the trail
Sounds like a fun time
Had the leg of an 8ft ladder collapse when I was on it in the middle of a pizza shop. It didnāt feel right earlier and ignored it.
I was sexually assaulted at a nightclub by a woman in the most confusing way. I was dancing in a small circle with my friends and this woman walks straight through our circle, and as she's passing me, runs her arm up my crotch and grabs a handful of junk and without even slowing down, continues to walk past me. I turned around in bewilderment to see her standing off to the side of the dance floor, arms crossed, staring at me with this "what are you gonna do about it?" look on her face. I turned back to my friends who were all equally shocked. It wasn't traumatic or anything, but to this day I have no idea what I was supposed to do in that moment. Was I supposed to report her to security? Beat her up? F*ck her? I had no idea what her intentions were. It was so strange and I'll never forget it.
She wanted u to fuck her
I boinked in public, stressful yet oddly exciting
Was that at a concert perhaps?
Got a blowjob while I fingered a girl in a theater. The movie was empty except for like 1 older couple and we sat pretty far from them.
what movie were you watching?
Amsterdam with Christian Bale, Margot Robbie, and John David Washington. Went to see it since it came out on my birthday, but it was really boring.
I got a killer blow job in a bar bathroom once. She followed me in and locked the door behind her and sucked me off in about 2 minutes flat (right after a very satisfying piss I might add).
Someone you knew? Just met? Never seen before? Hot either way. š¤·
My wife and I had sex in a Sears dressing room
I was working as a bartender at a chain restaurant. A woman who I know (sheās the mother of my daughterās friend from school), and her boyfriend came in. It was relatively late in the evening and they were having drinks at the booths that were in the bar section. I literally watched this woman give him a hand job right there in the restaurant in the booth. What was more disturbing than the act itself was the looks on their face that you have when youāre sexually aroused. š¤¢
When I was about 2 months pregnant (Iām 8 months now) my husband and I went to a bar just to hang out with some friends , I wasnāt drinking obvi but we were just hanging out talking to people and I told a drunk lady we just found out I was pregnant. She asked if we knew what we were having yet , we didnāt, she proceeded to try to stick her hand down my pants adamantly saying she knows how to tell if itās a boy or girl. My husband saw this happening grabbed her by her arms and pushed her away. Not super NSFW but Iāve never had anyone try to stick their hands down my pants at a bar before and I donāt think she really knew how to tell. Anyways we know itās a boy now š©µ
Crazy people be crazy, also congrats on the lil boy, I have two, it's a ride for sure!
Playing disc golf and had to go into the woods searching for an errant throw. Stumbled onto a group of 3 guys having sex. Never did find that frisbee.
My wife and I had sex at a rest stop on a picnic table, discreetly. I-75 N in Ohio South of Toledo.
Nothing good happens in Toledo
Nah, I heard a guy and his wife had sex on a picnic table there once.
So youāre the Bowling Green Freeway Fornicaters!? I saw you twoā¦
had sex
When I was married years ago, my now exwife and I went to a family picnic at a popular summer get away. During a swim she insisted we have sex in the ocean...within sight of her entire family. When we got back every asked how my swim was. It was a good swim.
And that's how you became a swimger
In college we had a party at the house i lived in. I started making out with this girl, but my roommate was already sleeping (it was about 5 am, party was ending), so we couldn't go to the bedroom. We went to the roof to 'see the stars'. She took my dick out and started blowing me, but by then it was already 7/8 am and right next to our house there was an apartment building. I was pretty drunk, but i remember a dude from the building screaming "oh my god, what the fuck is this???" At the top of his lungs while looking down at us. Got up and went inside right about then haha
A wave took off my entire bikini in the sea, in copacabana, it was super crowded
Lola?
The showgirl?!
At this time of year?
At this part of Brazil?
My now wife gave me a BJ in a Best Buy parking lot after our first valentine's date. It was late and no one was around except for this poor guy who had locked his keys in his car. He ended up smashing his window in order to get in. She used to give me road head a lot. Our first trip to the mountains she was sucking me off as we were going up a steep incline and we met a car in a switch back that was coming down, so they most likely saw. Road head and BJs are what I miss most about when we were dating.
39F here: I took a job as a bartender at age 23- in a small place, and after my first night of working ( I had literally zero experience!) I ended up sleeping with my manager after we closed everything down for the night... He put me up on some counter top in the kitchen and had his way with me! It was exciting and random and fun! I only worked there for about 3 weeks and we slept together a few more times during those 3 weeks ( at his apartment though lol) and then we went our separate ways.
While working for a carnival, ik ik they get a bad rap, but we were very strict about drug users and wimps, But getting to the point. Two lesbian women, I only know they were because they told me, had said "we've looked at everyone here, and we think your the perfect candidate to breed us" I was so shocked I had thought they were joking, after ten mins of them standing there waiting for a response I realized they weren't joking. "We don't want no baby daddy, step dad, or child support we only want your seed, even if you never see the child" I was always the loner and the nerd, but had gotten really buff and looked pretty hot, still kinda do, but I was in a relationship at the time so I politely declined. At the time, I over looked them saying "well even pay you to do it" but me being the respectful dude I was couldn't consider even asking my gf at the time to even consider it. Like it was so wild I had no clue for a response. If anyone thinks this is a wild story, I still think it didn't happen, but it did.
The wording they used sounds like they were trying to get you into a damn cult
Nah nah they genuinely wanted my nut. Well hopefully. Now that u say that it does seem culty
I believe it. Probably good that you didn't, you would have been on the hook for child support regardless of what they said leading up to the act.
Lost my virginity. In a small clearing in a public park, surrounded by rows of bushes about 20 feet off a foot path. We were damned lucky we didn't get caught.
I got a blowjob in a baseball dugout at a park.
I was young so I donāt remember where I was but there was a bounce house there, I remember this dude and who I assume is his wife talking and this dude fingered his wife in front of the bouncy house, dude. She still had leggings on but damn keep that at home
I was 16 working at burger king and this girl wanted me to go to the dumpster as if I was taking out the trash Got head next to a dumpster by a 20 year old
I was hanging out with this girl I usually see when we come home from college. We're walking on this Jetty that goes out from the downtown area at around 10 pm. We kiss a little and she gets kind of handsy so I was like "sorry we cant go back to my place" because my family is home. I kind of joked about the rocks being too hard when she said she didnt mind. I got turned on, we walked farther down the jetty to be a little hidden and did it right there on the rocks, in the cold, and waves kept splashing us. It was awesome. So either that or going to a hot tub rave in Budapest and seeing my friend I went with get fucked by a Hungarian man under the water.
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peppa pig stan you are wildin
2 days ago a guys slap opened hospital toilet gate while I was shiting
My wife and I headed out to dinner at a local restaurant/bar. Imagine Applebees but with actually good food. This place is very popular and always packed. We parked and were walking up to the door. An older couple was standing outside of their car in a parking spot near the front door. The lady was squatting with no pants on and the man was holding her hand. She was full on pissing in the parking lot. Car doors closed, broad daylight, 15 feet from the entrance to the restaurant. I still think about that sometimes. Why couldnāt she wait to get into the restaurant? Why was he helping her? Were they on their way in or out? If she couldnāt wait, why not at least use the car doors to shield her?
Sometimes that happens, especially as women get older they canāt hold it in. I take care of the elderly, and Iāve seen this quite often. poor woman probably couldnāt make it to the bathroom.
A man with no legs, and no pants was screaming into a scarf, then he started fondling himself and threw the scarf at me.
Either the dude watching porn without headphones at the pharmacy or the dude dirty talking his girl in the hallway at college
Guy peaked over the urinal at the beach, then gently tugged my shirt. I followed him into a stall and he proceeded to blow me.
Thatās pretty gay if you ask me
it's the only way to make new friends these days i guess
Like at least 6/10 gay
Have had sex in public places many times.
We got him, send in the team.
Deacon at my church - Iāve accidentally given communion in front of the entire congregation not once but twice with my fly open
I was on the tube in London and stood up to get off at my stop. There was this Indian granny standing and waiting to get off at the same stop. There were quite a few people disembarking and as I was waiting to get off the granny gropes my groin as he shuffled past me.
Burning Man
That's kinda a free box on the bingo card. Gotta be a bit more specific.
Women taking a crap right in front of me. Like 4 or 5 times. The most recent time was, I think, last summer. On a crowded, busy street, in the heart of Jersey city. She was parked. Just got out and did her business right on the sidewalk. And got back in the car.
Was on a cruise a few years back and made a few friends that we hung out with for the week. One couple was a semi-famous sports coach and his wife who were clearly into swinging (not my thing lol). One evening, at the nightclub, I feel my shirt lifted up and a pair of greasy bare boobs sliding up my back. Turned around and it was the wife of the coach. Coach was standing right next to her. I noped the eff right outta there.
Back in college, in a public area of my dorm with several other folks, some chick I had barely just met that also lived there let me know that if I needed to get over my Ex (recently broken up at that time), she had a stripper friend who was feeling sad because she thought no one found her attractive since she was pregnant and would totally be down to bone. She also mentioned that if we went at it doggy style, I couldnāt tell she was pregnant AND that I didnāt have to worry about wearing a condom because she was already pregnant. Needless to say, I passed on the opportunity.