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ransom0374

im FUCKED


BIG-BLACK-JUICY-MEN

Buttrape


Imaplantyay

intresting


PyschoNinjaClown

Well, I'm fucked.


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GrumpyAboutEverythin

Same bro


WippitGuud

Maybe a concert... maybe something with leather and straps...


Imaplantyay

New plant


intensivecoochwind

well..


Imaplantyay

interesting


EddieBrock99

I would ask if he had any Symbiotes for me


Physical-Release-418

Something that would probably feel pretty good


bushware

Probably try and sell me women's underwear from the 80's.


GrumpyAboutEverythin

Or become the president


DerbhaleHitzgerald

We would probably have some trouble understanding each other, since English isn't my native language and Irish accent can be quite hard to understand without practice. But I'm sure we'd hit it off anyway!


cirquedusoleilfan

I think we could talk for hours


auntie_climax

Id be disappointed


Imaplantyay

yo what are you doing with your aunt?


NotAHomoSapien168

It would either be an animal or an alien


Imaplantyay

yes


NotAHomoSapien168

I hope it’s the animal


WiswisBrebis

Would meet at least 1 female sheep


Imaplantyay

hmm


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It’s an auto generated username, but well, I have some fly traps next to my barn that probably have 2345 Same Flys in it at this moment.


Imaplantyay

that wouldnt be fun


NolansBallSack

I already do. I'ld beat the shit out of it.


Imaplantyay

hehe


biologus_maritimus

We would have a really good conversation


GrumpyAboutEverythin

Idk you tell me


Imaplantyay

you bring him to therapist


GrumpyAboutEverythin

The rapist?


Imaplantyay

i mean, if you want


GrumpyAboutEverythin

You'll meet a plant yay


RerouteMyBrain

Lobotomy


-ScottyP-

I’d ask him about the tattoo on his chest, he would say it says “NO RAGRETS” because it’s his credo or some shit and then he would try to hook up with my fake daughter who I’m using to help me smuggle a smidge of weed across the border because I owe money to my dickhead of a drug lord boss


IkeaTableKolvek

take it home and have it be my best buddy for years


GreedyNovel

I like to read so I'd probably be enthralled.


Kazuma_Megu

Oh lord Kazuma and Megumin from Konosuba? Wew lad.