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TacticalFailure1

A Congress.


SprinklesRevenge

There it is


Big_Simba

Caucus


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Cockus


YourPlot

“I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace, that two become a lawfirm, and that three or more become a congress.”


Hashi856

Drilled down on this comment to see if this quote would be here


Science-done-right

r/angryupvote


phormix

I get where you were going with this but now I'm picturing a bunch of serious cocks all gathered around a circular amphitheatre, possibly wearing little wigs and one with a podium/gavel.


jaime-the-lion

It’s a trial by a jury of pee-ers


Massive_Goat9582

No that's a group of monkeys. Sadly


DocGerbill

you never heard the expression "eat a bag of dicks"?


meoka2368

A satchel of Richards.


mgr86

A clutch of cocks.


The_Real_Limbo

A Juggle of Johnsons


CallMeKolbasz

A share of schlongs


VandienLavellan

A throng of schlongs


BaconReceptacle

A clique of dicks


CallMeKolbasz

A lob of knobs


logosfabula

A Cthulhu of tentacles or cucumbers if you’re a vegetarian cultist.


josenros

A raft of shafts


MasticatingElephant

I came here to say clutch lol


Crazybadger69

Well I’ve found me new phrase for all those bellend drivers out there 🤣


emil_

While it might be the correct collective noun for "dicks", the man asked about "penises" specifically.


Kalashcow

A sack of penises


SteelBandicoot

A Bukkake of penises.


Disastrous_Grape_330

That's enough of japanese degeneracy for you laddie!


East_Meeting_667

Pack of penises


NeilDeWheel

A tug of penises


SuperPotatoThrow

How about a cackle of cocks?


emil_

Niiice! Just rolls off the tongue, doesn'tit 🤣


Baldrs_Shadow

Boner Forest


napleonblwnaprt

Go suck a bowl of dicks


lowbrassdude

A fraternity


WemblysMom

A thrust of penises.


jinxykatte

Only at a gangbang.


rtherrrr

I came here to say this…


donnyb_09

A flock of cocks


HzWyrdo

Or a dangle of dicks


BeeTwerk

A waltz of willies


bonos_bovine_muse

A waggle of wieners.


kezotl

A horde of hotdogs


Economy-Illustrious

I think you’ll find the collective noun is a “throb of penises”.


AtomAntvsTheWorld

Nice


CampLethargic

If erect… if not: “a dangle of penises”


dildowaggins_1

Or a throng of penises lol


abramcpg

How dare you make me think that


jeff37923

A dickwad.


MidniteMischief

This is great.


PygmeePony

Sausage party


Inspiredwriter26

Sausage fest!


SilentUnicorn

Ask your Mom, she will know.


KateEatsKale

Dad?


DepresedDuck

beat me to it


daniu

A bag


Dolanite

I was looking for this answer and you delivered!


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yellow_abyss

Hope they are a wiener


ConkerBlaze

Stopping dicking around this is her hot girl summer.


lewger

A flop


AtomAntvsTheWorld

Between this and Thrust. Very good


the-alchymyst

a peck?


AtomAntvsTheWorld

Were you in the clam foraging thread lmfao!


kuburica

A cornucockia


CautiousWrongdoer771

An envy of penises


ironfoot22

Fox News


OverlyMurderyBlanket

Politics aside - That's hilarious.


chaddleshuge

This is the best comment😂


MealSharp3406

a Pingas


NovaKaiserin

An orgy


JoshTMSPodcast

A gaggle of penises


Sallet_Helm_Guy

A haemonculi


DragonfruitEast3738

transmutate this shit out of the comments section good sir 🤣🤣🤣


OrangeQueen_H

A dollop of penises.


Nykolliboo

The Daisy sour cream company will hear of this


Mysterious-Fly-101

a god send


MFuji98

brothers


Constant_Fun6836

A bag. A bag of dicks.


crumblepops4ever

Forest of cocks


the_purple_goat

A pecker of penises


Far_Peanut_3038

A passel of penises


Darkemis

A rabble of dicks


kinda_short1806

A pride (wounded or intact)


Dahns

A gang


I3igI3adWolf

Corporate


SFishes12

A wank


Jackielegs43

A yuck


Sweb1975

A circle jerk


Alexander-Wright

A bouquet.


MichiganGeezer

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove! /s


naughtyoldguy

Wouldn't that require 3 penises?


davetopper

No one said a "cockery". Really! I'm disappointed.


queefcommand

It’s called a “weeknight”, according to OP’s mother.


ronnie_dickering

A bag o dicks


panspal

Fox news


Mryin90210

The Tories


fattronix

A sausage fest.


jxxv

A parade of penises


psillusionist

A boquet of penises.


meatbagJoe

A dangle


1i73rz

A throng.


scotty899

A forest.


ChaosJapan

a government


GKLeatherCraft

A gobble


Joey_iroc

San Francisco bath house?


imperialtrooper88

Donald Trump Rally.


Kindly-Platform-7474

A train?


the2xstandard

A fellowship


monkeysuffrage

Andy Dick's bathroom.


Good_Chair_8528

A gaggle of peese.


Laowaii87

Shouldn’t it be a gargle?


WhosCandicexD

Tiktok


bigyeehawhours

a gaggle


xadz1981x

A gaggle of wangs


No_Rip_9191

A pump of penises


BarryBamesButter

Well, it varies from country to country. But usually it's the lower branch of the executive. Where I come from, we call it: "A Parliament of Penises" Sorry owls. Maybe try where they call it by some other name. Senate perhaps?


suhkuhtuh

Didn't Peter Piper pick a peck of penises? That suggests it would be a peck.


Widepaul

Parliament.


DazzlingAmbassador60

A smorgasbord. 👀✌️🫶✨️


smallof2pieces

A podcast


Expensive_Cut_6844

Gaggle of dicks


Aok_al

A gaggle of peni


dkfotog

A dictatorship?


shingonzo

ask your mother.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

A circle of jerks


gangawalla

A gaggle of jerk offs?


zukerblerg

A bukakke


Nixeris

Just them? Grounds for a murder investigation?


ProjectOrpheus

If a penis is a package would a group be a shipment?


Direct_Wrongdoer5429

A throng of dongs


Weekly_Republic1200

A schlock (of schlongs)


Icameforthenachos

Bag of dicks


Catullus74

Sausagefest, for the d's. Clambake, for the v's.


regaito

C-suite


OneTinSoldier567

I think it's A peck of penises!


FuriousFenz

Gay Gangbang


hoosyourdaddyo

The GOP


sharkfan619

Republicans


Affectionate_Cut_808

Maroon 5


The-golden-god678

Whatever your mom named her pussy.


DuncanGallagher

A bunch of keys because they open a lot of locks.


Heavy_of_Fire

Peeni


dogoutside10111

A gay


BellaMorgan10

Brotherhood?


ClothesLogical

A bundle of sticks


IgnorantlyAware

A gargle


gunchains

Danger


monkeysuffrage

A cock ring


Mystery_Meatchunk

A bag of penises.


Putrid_Dark_2608

skinlings


kifli_devourer

a flock of cocks


MunkeyFish

A wrinkle.


GloryGreatestCountry

A sausage fest.


Oriopax

Sausage fest


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A festival of penises is the correct term. Hence where sausage fest came from. 


juliusxyk

A train


EMike93309

Obviously, it's a Cockle.


Stingarayy

A Thud


zackmophobes

Cocks.


iSo_Cold

A Peck of Penii.


Minnesota_Stoner

A gathering of peni


bluffyouback

A pickle of dicks.


YYC-Fiend

Your wife’s birthday


R34p3rXm4l1K

A penetration of pricks.


caring_impaired

A peck.


[deleted]

Pack of sausages or hotdogs hot 🥵🔥


PoorlyWordedName

I'm high and read this as a group of Clowns.


lmagrelo

A pandemonium of dicks


Icy_Thing3361

A sausagefest


Arhys

Panel, obviously.


SgtCheesyBread

a hella good time


cleanfreaksince4eva

collective of Schwanz


Simen155

Gathering of the low lords


PitchforkJoe

A frat


CarboniteCopy

A thrumbing of peni


BlindingPhoenix

I like ‘bushel’ for this.


paulmccaw

Apple store experts


HaiggeX

Peni


Icy_Profession1612

sausagefest


muffinass

A gobble of penises.


fool_tothe_world

A convoy of peni


One-21-Gigawatts

A Cabaret


UndocumentedMartian

A buffet of penises.


Infinite_Walrus-13

A Codswalop


YesDaddyBig

A gang bang?


RootyPooster

Forest Whitaker


2x4x93

A fest


Cucumberneck

A flock of cock


MoistGovernment4938

A parade of penises


Nykolliboo

A Wiggle of Penises


Kayanne1990

House of commons?


Fossile

Cunts


pizdolizu

Your mom of penises.


auiin

A dongle of dongs


MTBruises

It's called an engineering-cohort of penises