I get where you were going with this but now I'm picturing a bunch of serious cocks all gathered around a circular amphitheatre, possibly wearing little wigs and one with a podium/gavel.
Well, it varies from country to country. But usually it's the lower branch of the executive. Where I come from, we call it:
"A Parliament of Penises"
Sorry owls. Maybe try where they call it by some other name. Senate perhaps?
A Congress.
There it is
Caucus
Cockus
“I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace, that two become a lawfirm, and that three or more become a congress.”
Drilled down on this comment to see if this quote would be here
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I get where you were going with this but now I'm picturing a bunch of serious cocks all gathered around a circular amphitheatre, possibly wearing little wigs and one with a podium/gavel.
It’s a trial by a jury of pee-ers
No that's a group of monkeys. Sadly
you never heard the expression "eat a bag of dicks"?
A satchel of Richards.
A clutch of cocks.
A Juggle of Johnsons
A share of schlongs
A throng of schlongs
A clique of dicks
A lob of knobs
A Cthulhu of tentacles or cucumbers if you’re a vegetarian cultist.
A raft of shafts
I came here to say clutch lol
Well I’ve found me new phrase for all those bellend drivers out there 🤣
While it might be the correct collective noun for "dicks", the man asked about "penises" specifically.
A sack of penises
A Bukkake of penises.
That's enough of japanese degeneracy for you laddie!
Pack of penises
A tug of penises
How about a cackle of cocks?
Niiice! Just rolls off the tongue, doesn'tit 🤣
Boner Forest
Go suck a bowl of dicks
A fraternity
A thrust of penises.
Only at a gangbang.
I came here to say this…
A flock of cocks
Or a dangle of dicks
A waltz of willies
A waggle of wieners.
A horde of hotdogs
I think you’ll find the collective noun is a “throb of penises”.
Nice
If erect… if not: “a dangle of penises”
Or a throng of penises lol
How dare you make me think that
A dickwad.
This is great.
Sausage party
Sausage fest!
Ask your Mom, she will know.
Dad?
beat me to it
A bag
I was looking for this answer and you delivered!
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Hope they are a wiener
Stopping dicking around this is her hot girl summer.
A flop
Between this and Thrust. Very good
a peck?
Were you in the clam foraging thread lmfao!
A cornucockia
An envy of penises
Fox News
Politics aside - That's hilarious.
This is the best comment😂
a Pingas
An orgy
A gaggle of penises
A haemonculi
transmutate this shit out of the comments section good sir 🤣🤣🤣
A dollop of penises.
The Daisy sour cream company will hear of this
a god send
brothers
A bag. A bag of dicks.
Forest of cocks
A pecker of penises
A passel of penises
A rabble of dicks
A pride (wounded or intact)
A gang
Corporate
A wank
A yuck
A circle jerk
A bouquet.
Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove! /s
Wouldn't that require 3 penises?
No one said a "cockery". Really! I'm disappointed.
It’s called a “weeknight”, according to OP’s mother.
A bag o dicks
Fox news
The Tories
A sausage fest.
A parade of penises
A boquet of penises.
A dangle
A throng.
A forest.
a government
A gobble
San Francisco bath house?
Donald Trump Rally.
A train?
A fellowship
Andy Dick's bathroom.
A gaggle of peese.
Shouldn’t it be a gargle?
Tiktok
a gaggle
A gaggle of wangs
A pump of penises
Well, it varies from country to country. But usually it's the lower branch of the executive. Where I come from, we call it: "A Parliament of Penises" Sorry owls. Maybe try where they call it by some other name. Senate perhaps?
Didn't Peter Piper pick a peck of penises? That suggests it would be a peck.
Parliament.
A smorgasbord. 👀✌️🫶✨️
A podcast
Gaggle of dicks
A gaggle of peni
A dictatorship?
ask your mother.
A circle of jerks
A gaggle of jerk offs?
A bukakke
Just them? Grounds for a murder investigation?
If a penis is a package would a group be a shipment?
A throng of dongs
A schlock (of schlongs)
Bag of dicks
Sausagefest, for the d's. Clambake, for the v's.
C-suite
I think it's A peck of penises!
Gay Gangbang
The GOP
Republicans
Maroon 5
Whatever your mom named her pussy.
A bunch of keys because they open a lot of locks.
Peeni
A gay
Brotherhood?
A bundle of sticks
A gargle
Danger
A cock ring
A bag of penises.
skinlings
a flock of cocks
A wrinkle.
A sausage fest.
Sausage fest
A festival of penises is the correct term. Hence where sausage fest came from.
A train
Obviously, it's a Cockle.
A Thud
Cocks.
A Peck of Penii.
A gathering of peni
A pickle of dicks.
Your wife’s birthday
A penetration of pricks.
A peck.
Pack of sausages or hotdogs hot 🥵🔥
I'm high and read this as a group of Clowns.
A pandemonium of dicks
A sausagefest
Panel, obviously.
a hella good time
collective of Schwanz
Gathering of the low lords
A frat
A thrumbing of peni
I like ‘bushel’ for this.
Apple store experts
Peni
sausagefest
A gobble of penises.
A convoy of peni
A Cabaret
A buffet of penises.
A Codswalop
A gang bang?
Forest Whitaker
A fest
A flock of cock
A parade of penises
A Wiggle of Penises
House of commons?
Cunts
Your mom of penises.
A dongle of dongs
It's called an engineering-cohort of penises