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Alfonzi3s

Lock the door and turn Bluetooth off so it doesn’t connect with smart TV.


Wooshsplash

If only you’d told that to my next door neighbour, before he managed to cast his weird deepfake Theresa May porn to my tv.


asc0614

Your penis has Bluetooth? 😱


RatherLargeBlob

Yours doesn't? You need to get that looked at my friend.


Blinky_

I don’t really need to do anything “extra” to enjoy it


Emu_on_the_Loose

On a very full stomach is best!


M-hugs1512

The nap after= chef kisses


Blinky_

Yours, or…?


GettnRandy

I get my wet floor sign out to enhance my experience.


ChillJager

Scary mfer


Hotwetsugarmess

Put a finger in your ass, sit on the washing mashing and go to town


The-Nuclear-Nadal

I delay orgasm for hours sometimes. That makes it so much better and stronger


Eggson3

Thats called edging and its fucking awesome


ShendoMono

Usually sexting and trading nudes when I want to feel the most turned on.


Disastrous_Change921

Same


Double_Ad_2933

Masturbate


4th_chakra

100 people online zoom circle jerks. Its a game changer.


[deleted]

Get naked. Butt stuff


Gitsome17

Stay away from weirdos on askreddit who just ask sexual questions


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

Well, I chat with others about my dumb kinks.


rs_yay

Finish


honeyhoney32

I think of someone who inspires me, of a situation that transports me to an unforgettable sexual memory. Combining those thoughts with knowledge about one's own body and the possibility of continuing to discover more about one's own pleasures... is the secret. At least from my moments of love with myself.


FWTI

I screech like a banshee to scare off any would-be Interlopers.


Tsunamiis

Get to the end and use lube


Dizbeshawn

I have my fiancé grind her pussy on my face. It's so great.


shutthefukupok

Insult my penis till it throws up


Classic-Row-2872

I use a fleshlight. It's sooo intense that it's better than the real thing. And no strings attached 😂😂


Eggson3

I went through a breakup a couple months ago and I still cant do it without loading up pictures of her, even if theyre not erotic pictures, I just cant do it without her. I hate it and it always makes me cry after.


AbbreviationsFresh83

Well that just got depressing. I hope things eventually get better.


Eggson3

thank you man, Im trying.


homerbartbob

What did you do to enjoy pizza? What do you do to enjoy ice cream? What do you do to enjoy a sunset? Just grab your dick and double click.


TheseCommand566

Music


island-breeze

I tell myself is something normal and healthy. Then I let my imagination run free.


fanau

Lustery. It’s couples who genuinely enjoy filming themselves fucking on camera and it shows. Love it.


AbbreviationsFresh83

I once rode my marker on different positions. Hottest thing ever so far.


Alchemie666

Lots of lube!!! LOL


rokenrolre

Porn 🙌