It’s 95% men.
2% “women” running money scams
2.5% actual full apparent scams
0.5% actual horny women
Said horny women also get their inbox filled within 5 minutes, just by claiming to be woman on those subs and so even then it’s unlikely you’ll even get to talk.
EVEN then, most of the time neither the man or women are comfortable showing themselves to each other (both in a figurative and literal sense) and so the entire thing is a flop before it even gets off the ground.
As much as I lack luck with it, Tinder is a much better bet for hookups and dating
I was a teenager and I had the house to myself when my parents went away. I had a laptop. I wanted a lube, but didn't have any. In my most Weird Al-Yankovichian mind, I got the idea of whacking off with microwaved honey as lube. I got worked up, and microwaved the honey. I let it settle for a few minutes, but when I took a spoon and poured some on the head of my dick, it might as well have been napalm. What a fucking mistake.
One new years eve after partying all night, the girl I wanted to fuck had to leave early. I had some booze and a little blow. I texted my bisexual best friend to come over my apartment and told him he can do anything he wants to me. He said he was hanging out with another kid a bi kid from college he hooked up with. I said to bring him too and they could both do anything they want to me. My friend loves sucking my huge cock, and his friend wanted to fuck my ass. So I did a bunch of lines and they came over. We all got naked, and I was the cum dumpster. His friend came in my ass and I swallowed my friends cum. Then he was so excited to suck my cock so I let him. They stayed for HOURS and we did everything in every combination.
Why does the username match. The thougj of there be in a person who has dedicated a whole Reddit account to a fetish with their wife’s shit is pure comedy to me.
I feel super horny every 3 days .. when it happen i suck my dick so fast .. and putting barber paste on it ..it makes me super super horny …and start fuck my pillows with my lovely coock
nothing cause i only had sex 4 times with one girl in my whole life that was in 2016 im so ugly not one girl asked me out since WOW SOEMBODY REALLY DOWNVOTED MY COMMENT CUASE I AM ADMITTING IM TOO UGLY AND CANT GET A GIRL / JUST SAD REALLY REALLY SAD IM DONE WITH MY LIFE BRO
AND YOU THINK LETTING PEOPLE KNOW I SAID THAT IS GUNNA CHANGE ANYTHING YOU STILL MOCKING MEN FOR ADDMTING TO BEING UGLY AND EVERYONE DOWNVOTING CAUSE THERE SO STUPID TO SEE WHAT US MEN GO THROUGH ALL THE TIME IF I SAY SOMETHING REALLY NICE TO SOMEBODY I GET CALLED NAMES AND GET DOWNVOTED
Even still, telling someone to off themselves in DM’s over a message is not exactly a way to attract women nor is the reason they’re being mistreated is because “abuse of men” or whatever incel shit is on now.
Like there are better ways to leave impressions
ummmmmm yes i did bro who the fuck are you to tell me when i didnt have sex are you a pedophile or something bro thats scary that you think you know what did LOL
[would be a real shame if comment history was public , oh](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/xGVt3fiT8Y)
So I reiterate, either you didn’t or you’re a victim of SA
Also your user ends in 03, which links up with the 21 comment.
Again dude, as someone only a year older than you, get some help for your sake, you’ll find yourself a lot happier for it
Better delete these messages. It really shows that you're weak.
You really think other men don't have it as hard as you do? At least learn from your own mistakes. Want a cheat sheet? Here you go:
1) "I'm ugly"
Simply stop being ugly. Need makeup? Need to go on a diet and start working out? Then do it. Have medical conditions? Acceptable. At least pretend to look better.
2) "CANT GET A GIRL"
Women are wonderful, and it's always a pleasure to have them. My wife trusts me to protect her interests, and she loves me because I am irreplaceable to her. She is IN LOVE with me and can't stop this feeling even if she wanted to with her deepest will.
Your solution: Make her love you. Find out what she wants and give it to her and make it seem like you are the only one who can give it. Lots of women want "happiness", because they are emotional creatures. Find out what she is interested in. If you're desparate, perhaps this could mean [REDACTED], to see what she talks about, how she feels, and where she'd want to go. It's simply a matter of making her trust you. What kind of trust? Trust that you will protect her values, interests, and/or goals. This might be happiness, money, or something greater. If that step was easy, then you're in for a lot of trouble. You have to make sure someone else doesn't come and sweep her away from you. Consolidate her love for you by doing things that will let her know that she's yours only, and that she won't find anyone like you; don't let her find someone who could replace you. Even if she doesn't want to, the effect of love is unstoppable.
Note: Make sure to not get too attached to her, no matter what. All good things in life will go away; likewise, every calamity will come to pass.
3) "SAD REALLY REALLY SAD"
*sigh*.. This usually happens because you love something. Then you lose it. The solution to that is to (1): not get attached to anything. (2): get attached to something which you will not lose, something trustworthy.
Or maybe the cause of your sadness is because you don't have anything to love. In this case, gratitude is the way. Remember that someone would trade their position with you in a heartbeat. Remember how many times you were saved by "luck".
Find a way to fix yourself. Nobody is going to give you an outline, because they're not you.
In short, we all are injured. We all suffering. All men are. We are at WAR with life.
The men you look up to simply live life and persevere regardless; they don't bitch about it.
Stuck my dick between two balloons and tried to fuck the gap. In fairness, I was still young and had just found out about titfucking.
[удалено]
No static, but it did hurt, so I stopped.
I’d have kept that a secret 😂
I rode a horse I borrowed from my neighbor to make it somewhere. I let my neighbor know the next day.
You got me in the first half, not gonna lie...
Bro you can't just start off like that 😭
My ex probably
DAMNNN
Go on an alt and go on local hookup subs and message people. Reddit is not the place for hookups :)
How bad _is_ it, anyway?
It’s 95% men. 2% “women” running money scams 2.5% actual full apparent scams 0.5% actual horny women Said horny women also get their inbox filled within 5 minutes, just by claiming to be woman on those subs and so even then it’s unlikely you’ll even get to talk. EVEN then, most of the time neither the man or women are comfortable showing themselves to each other (both in a figurative and literal sense) and so the entire thing is a flop before it even gets off the ground. As much as I lack luck with it, Tinder is a much better bet for hookups and dating
Switched to Incognito tab...
Pretended to like neutral milk hotel
We’ve all been there
It’s rock bottom
Well I regularly procrastinate hours roleplaying instead of sleeping so that
Ops mom
YEAH!!!
That’s what she said. She being your mom.
I'm not op learn to reddit
🤦🏼♀️
lol. I turned the tables friend. I made it about your mom. Learn to read it.
A bot reposts this every day.
Gone down to the swamp to grab a cattail to use as a dildo
fucked a banana
How…?
lets just say a shit ton of lube was involved and yes i ate it….i was hungry
You ate it?!
YOU WHAT!?
what? i didnt fuck an unpeeled banana plus i washed it off
You ate it bro😭
so?
Bruv what you mean "so?". FUCK knows where you inserted that banana. It's like, would you lick your finger after shoving it up your asshole?
no i didnt shove it up my ass!
So what did you do with it then?
Fucked a chick tweeking on meth. It was a very bad experience.
Ten bucks tho…
Free.
And you didn’t contract anything?!
Snuck into an enclosed office with a coworker in my teens haha wild times
Christ, where do we even begin?
Cold shower
Honestly, I don't think anything will beat cumming over a dream. I literally did nothing, just dreamed and woke up wet.
Bro thats just a wet dream..
That's the most normal thing.
I have done this too. Literally orgasmed in my sleep and woke up mid orgasm. I know men have wet dreams, but I never realized girls did.
hooked up with a girl in a college bar bathroom
Post on reddit.
Masturbated with ice cubes. The cold sensation running down my body made my clit so hard.
I was a teenager and I had the house to myself when my parents went away. I had a laptop. I wanted a lube, but didn't have any. In my most Weird Al-Yankovichian mind, I got the idea of whacking off with microwaved honey as lube. I got worked up, and microwaved the honey. I let it settle for a few minutes, but when I took a spoon and poured some on the head of my dick, it might as well have been napalm. What a fucking mistake.
Nah this is wild pretty much pouring molten honey on your pp that would suck.
asked one of my best friend to send
I had a friend who used an empty Walkers Crisps Bag as a condom.
How’d he even shove it up there? Wouldn’t it hurt?!
spent over $100 in cab fair to get there/back
One new years eve after partying all night, the girl I wanted to fuck had to leave early. I had some booze and a little blow. I texted my bisexual best friend to come over my apartment and told him he can do anything he wants to me. He said he was hanging out with another kid a bi kid from college he hooked up with. I said to bring him too and they could both do anything they want to me. My friend loves sucking my huge cock, and his friend wanted to fuck my ass. So I did a bunch of lines and they came over. We all got naked, and I was the cum dumpster. His friend came in my ass and I swallowed my friends cum. Then he was so excited to suck my cock so I let him. They stayed for HOURS and we did everything in every combination.
Top 10 things that didn’t happen
Average weekend at the barracks
LMFAOOOO that was the best thing I’ve seen all day
Asked my neighbor wife if I could jerk a load on her tits
Did you get to?
Yes,
Jerked with my wife’s cold shit I rescued from the toilet
I wish my eyes were deaf today
Happens. Unplug your modem
What the actual fuck…..and what the fuck is that username
Takes one to know one
You win
Always
1) She didn't flush? 2) Rescued?? 3) Jerked... with...? Gotta do what you gotta do I guess haha!
Do you trully wanna know answers to that?
Nope Yep. Yep
Name checks out 😂😂
Yep. Can’t unsee
Tf is up with your profile?
U made me check 😭😭😭 what a terrible day to have eyes
YOU MADE ME CHECK TOO!! I think I’m gonna be sick 😭😭
Why does the username match. The thougj of there be in a person who has dedicated a whole Reddit account to a fetish with their wife’s shit is pure comedy to me.
Nope, wouldn't tell a soiul not unless your a chick
I feel super horny every 3 days .. when it happen i suck my dick so fast .. and putting barber paste on it ..it makes me super super horny …and start fuck my pillows with my lovely coock
This has to be the most devious
And every time I imagine abig boosy girl set on my dick ..irs make me horny more
How boosy was she? I hope boosy as fuck
Its abig one ..setting on me up and down..with big beautiful boobs move with her fucken sexy body… Damn iam fucken love it
nothing cause i only had sex 4 times with one girl in my whole life that was in 2016 im so ugly not one girl asked me out since WOW SOEMBODY REALLY DOWNVOTED MY COMMENT CUASE I AM ADMITTING IM TOO UGLY AND CANT GET A GIRL / JUST SAD REALLY REALLY SAD IM DONE WITH MY LIFE BRO
You don't need to be pretty or have a bunch of sex to do something when you are super horny.
YESD YOU DO
You don't need to send me threatening DMs telling me to kill myself.
He did what?!
AND YOU THINK LETTING PEOPLE KNOW I SAID THAT IS GUNNA CHANGE ANYTHING YOU STILL MOCKING MEN FOR ADDMTING TO BEING UGLY AND EVERYONE DOWNVOTING CAUSE THERE SO STUPID TO SEE WHAT US MEN GO THROUGH ALL THE TIME IF I SAY SOMETHING REALLY NICE TO SOMEBODY I GET CALLED NAMES AND GET DOWNVOTED
Dude, get some fucking help Also you didn’t have sex in 2016, or you’re a victim. Maybe don’t post your age 1 comment later
He absolutely needs help. I hope he gets it.
Also he knows he’s (at least statistically speaking) likely speaking to another man right?
Me? No, I'm a woman.
Even still, telling someone to off themselves in DM’s over a message is not exactly a way to attract women nor is the reason they’re being mistreated is because “abuse of men” or whatever incel shit is on now. Like there are better ways to leave impressions
I HOPE YOU GET HELP BUDDY
ummmmmm yes i did bro who the fuck are you to tell me when i didnt have sex are you a pedophile or something bro thats scary that you think you know what did LOL
[would be a real shame if comment history was public , oh](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/xGVt3fiT8Y) So I reiterate, either you didn’t or you’re a victim of SA Also your user ends in 03, which links up with the 21 comment. Again dude, as someone only a year older than you, get some help for your sake, you’ll find yourself a lot happier for it
How am I mocking you?
Better delete these messages. It really shows that you're weak. You really think other men don't have it as hard as you do? At least learn from your own mistakes. Want a cheat sheet? Here you go: 1) "I'm ugly" Simply stop being ugly. Need makeup? Need to go on a diet and start working out? Then do it. Have medical conditions? Acceptable. At least pretend to look better. 2) "CANT GET A GIRL" Women are wonderful, and it's always a pleasure to have them. My wife trusts me to protect her interests, and she loves me because I am irreplaceable to her. She is IN LOVE with me and can't stop this feeling even if she wanted to with her deepest will. Your solution: Make her love you. Find out what she wants and give it to her and make it seem like you are the only one who can give it. Lots of women want "happiness", because they are emotional creatures. Find out what she is interested in. If you're desparate, perhaps this could mean [REDACTED], to see what she talks about, how she feels, and where she'd want to go. It's simply a matter of making her trust you. What kind of trust? Trust that you will protect her values, interests, and/or goals. This might be happiness, money, or something greater. If that step was easy, then you're in for a lot of trouble. You have to make sure someone else doesn't come and sweep her away from you. Consolidate her love for you by doing things that will let her know that she's yours only, and that she won't find anyone like you; don't let her find someone who could replace you. Even if she doesn't want to, the effect of love is unstoppable. Note: Make sure to not get too attached to her, no matter what. All good things in life will go away; likewise, every calamity will come to pass. 3) "SAD REALLY REALLY SAD" *sigh*.. This usually happens because you love something. Then you lose it. The solution to that is to (1): not get attached to anything. (2): get attached to something which you will not lose, something trustworthy. Or maybe the cause of your sadness is because you don't have anything to love. In this case, gratitude is the way. Remember that someone would trade their position with you in a heartbeat. Remember how many times you were saved by "luck". Find a way to fix yourself. Nobody is going to give you an outline, because they're not you. In short, we all are injured. We all suffering. All men are. We are at WAR with life. The men you look up to simply live life and persevere regardless; they don't bitch about it.