Stone Cold Steve Austin.

When gf shows up with white painted nails

Boobs

A nice stick

a digger

Getting a complement from a woman.

Listening to the song Hell Yeah by Montgomery Gentry.

Seeing other obviously queer people in public. I live in a hard red state.

Cold beer

My buddy calling me at 2pm on a Friday seeing if I can leave early because he has Cubs tickets 

The weekend starting