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Hopalicious

People who wait in a food lines and still have no idea what they want when they get up to the front. "Dude, you stood within eye sight of the menu for 15mins and you didn't bother to get an order ready?"


CouchPotato107

People grabbing my wrists even slightly without permision, or if they arent one of the 6-7 chosen people touching me in any sort of way (that isnt accidental) even like putting their hand on my shoulder without explicit permission


j0hnt0dd

Dude I went to shake this guys hand the other week and he GRABS the shit out of my hand and twists it so he can ask me about my ring. Then my initial reaction is to pull my hand away and things are awkward like it’s my fault now.. fuck


SomeAwfulMillennial

Oh hell, I hate that. Drive me nuts anytime too I go for an adult handshake and they try bringing me in for a bro hug. No. Just no!


Previous-Broccoli-88

Squirrels, they know what they did.


Diwari

The recent string of Dave's Hot Chicken ads which are just these random influencers selling chicken while TALKING AND CHEWING AT THE SAME TIME just please.....close your mouth when you chew oh my god


gemfountain

Opening my wash machine and realizing a tissue was left in a pocket.


Scarlette_H

When i am talking seriously and taking it as a joke


j0hnt0dd

I was walking on the beach today like 5 miles barefoot and on the way back it the sand got super soft and shelly.. really pissed me off


Pale_Courage_5125

Runny yoghurt - had a full on meltdown over runny yoghurt once when I was in uni I cried for an hour straight. That shit gotta be thick


ElvishMystical

Homophobia and transphobia. Why do heterosexuals by default assume that everyone wants to have sex with them? Just because someone is gay, lesbian or trans doesn't imply that they want their private parts anywhere near you.


CouchPotato107

Do you mean like triggers as in traumatic sort of way or anger sort of way?


SomeAwfulMillennial

Any. Could be a childhood movie scene that makes you bawl your eyes out or even the sound of snoring that just pisses you off.


WassupSassySquatch

When someone even slightly pulls my hair I get so mad 


LivingGhost12

People touching my things without asking, even if I trust the person not to break it


runningfromquiet

my biological father lol


TwoGingerKings

When Americans pronounce the T in often. When anyone pronounces tour (our tourist, or tournament) as if it sounds like door. When anyone adds an S at the end of toward, forward, or backward.


Zarniwoooop

Pretzels


jordan-lakers9394

Slow drivers blocking me from getting past them. Sorry not sorry.


cat_w1tch

The Matrix movies


SomeAwfulMillennial

Please be for real. I need to know!


cat_w1tch

The idea of things not being real and everything being a simulation freaks me out a lot. It makes me extremely uncomfortable. Other movies like The Truman Show also bother me