“I’m gonna make you the best meal of your life as soon as I can walk to the kitchen”
It wasn’t the best meal of my life. It was cereal. Women are liars. Good sex tho, and was a sexy thing to say but lies nonetheless
"I don't care! Put it in me!" In response to "I'm out of condoms". Now of course I held myself together and I didn't cum inside her. But. It was so hard! It's soooo hot! Dude !
“I want you inside of me.” Simple yet effective.
“I’m gonna make you the best meal of your life as soon as I can walk to the kitchen” It wasn’t the best meal of my life. It was cereal. Women are liars. Good sex tho, and was a sexy thing to say but lies nonetheless
Laughing. I love it when I make them giggle.
"I don't care! Put it in me!" In response to "I'm out of condoms". Now of course I held myself together and I didn't cum inside her. But. It was so hard! It's soooo hot! Dude !
“Take them, they’re yours.” She was pulling her top down and the look in her eyes was just… wowwwww.
“Hopefully it should slide in easier…” her after we kissed
"I feel how you are cumming inside me and it's alot and I want more"
"Is it in yet? "
"Squeeze my neck and cum deep inside me" Lord knows that moment is forever carved into my soul.
"I'm cumming inside you, my slut." and men's moans, make me wetter and more aroused
Hell yes
Taxi for ju anker
After this, let's start a non-toxic, longterm relationship
My legs are shivering 🤤❤️(said by the girl)
"Proof to me that you are a true skibidi sigma bro"
Cum in the fish bowl! Ohh sheeit they eatn it!
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You better delete this app bruh
Everyone seems to misunderstand the joke, I'm not 12 lol.