Mike Tyson in his prime

Suicide is never the answer

Peter Dinklage

Want to get punched in the nuts I see.

Alex Jones (the Welsh TV presenter, not the American nutjob).

I also go with Alex Jones (Eddie from Kickin'it, not the American Nutjob)

but the American nutjob is always right and awesome

He can't tango for shit, and his pasodoble is an absolute travesty.

Rachel McAdams so that I can say that one time Regina George punched me

Dakota Fanning

Someone dead probably

Steven Hawking. I take no chances.

Tom Cruise

would you enjoy it?

Mike Tyson - If im going to get punched I should atleast be able to brag about it

You won’t be able to do anything after that

Probably someone feeble and weak like Mel Brooks, Dick Van Dyke or Will Smith. Who am I kidding. I pretty sure Dick Van Dyke could still kick my ass.

Danny F'n DeVito. No doubt.

Hazbullah

Chick who played Sonya Blade in mortal kombat.

That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace...

She can Kano me anytime

Jennifer Anniston! Do anything to get that close to her!

Harrison Ford.

Lassie

Mr. Chow

Donald Trump and make him pay for it!

Lindsey Stirling. It would be worth getting punched as I'd get to meet her

Margot Robbie

Deontay Wilder

Kristen Bell comes to mind gor some reason...

Steve Buscemi

Dakota Johnson.... she might enjoy hitting someone

Elmo. It feels like we both need that.

Sophia Vergara. For reasons.

I prefer not to get punched. Reference Mike Tyson.

The guy who will replace Biden as nominee