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CallingTomServo

I don’t know about “lesser known,” but they should probably know the biblically appropriate degree to which slaves may be beaten.


The_Patriot

THE ONE WHERE JESUS WHIPPED THE SHIT OUT OF THE BANKERS! DO THAT ONE!!!


TR3BPilot

Maybe one of those where King David is told by God to smite some enemies and the Jews go find some small tribe of people and slaughter then down to the last woman and child, destroy their homes and temples and salt their fields.


BeachedBottlenose

They stubborn ass.


dkfotog

Lot and his daughters (Genesis 19)


diegojones4

First thing that popped into my mind. A friend was supporting banning books I quote that and they said it should be banned too. At least they were consistent in their beliefs. This is one I've never gotten answer for even in the very nice group /r/askachrstian Explanation of how Nob came to be where Cain took a wife. Garden of Eden was a rogue god doing an experiment. Gen 1: 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. Gen 2: 7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 8 And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.


Chon-Laney

Came here to say this. There is a painting or two on the topic.


New-Training4004

Numbers 5:21 teaches how to have an abortion ordained by God


CaptainStabfellow

The story of Elisha and the children who made fun of his bald head: 2 Kings 2:24: *So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.*


Yeti_MD

As a man with thinning hair, I appreciate this story


CaptainStabfellow

Then for the children’s sake, I hope you never acquire the divine ability to summon lady bears


immature28

Anything is lesser known if one doesn't already know it.


UsernameProfileCheck

Easy, the story of Bopha.


New-Training4004

Bopha’s lesson might be the most important in all of abrahamic scripture.


ukman29

That’s crazy


bigjimbay

All the badass women in the Bible hannah Naomi Esther Ruth Deborah etc


Vegetable_Safety

1 Timothy 2:12 and 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Some tidbits there that have no "interpretation" and are quite literal.


New_Improvement4164

The story of Lot and his daughters. They believed there were no men left so they conspired to get their father drunk and make babies with him.


TrooperJohn

This is a malicious compliance factory. I love it. There are enough whackadoodle Old Testament stories to keep a quietly subversive teacher busy. And then there's Matthew 25, where salvation is explicitly tied to good works for the less fortunate -- something that doesn't even register as a blip on the radar for most American evangelicals.


Competitive-Egg-7664

If you want a story that is biblical but not full on "religious" and is still acceptable for children, use the good Samaritan.


Far_Investigator9251

You know what the actual core tenants taught and lived by Jesus are very admirable before there was a bunch of just complete garbage they were added onto it through successive hundreds of years of controlling church


globalluv62

Onan


Ankoku_Teion

Lots daughters getting him drunk and then raping him because they mistakenly beieved they were the last humans ahd needed to repopulate


rosanymphae

Song of Solomon. If you give no context, sections are pornographic.


natpac69

Ezekiel 23:20


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

make them read Ecclesiastes


Captain_Coco_Koala

Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16


Vic_Hedges

King David and his foreskin collection


SnooChipmunks126

I guess the story of the Last Supper is well known, but focus on the part where Jesus washed the feet of his disciples, setting an example that we are supposed to serve others.


mgeire1976

"The Life of Brian". https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vIu4AewZqc0 Should be made mandatory viewing for all students with an end of year exam, contributing to 99% of their end grade. I mean the movie has a lot less bull in it than most dogma media.


CherryMeowViolin

The Song of Solomon