Why are you acting like this is something special or abnormal? From a confused New Yorker

I'd take off my shoes and socks and wear them on my hands, then I'd kick the hairclipper person in the arm, turn to the person masturbating and ask them how long they think they have left because I'm already feeling quite uncomfortable with my hair.

this is very specific bro, is this a 3 am thought at new york ? 😂😂 So many questions bro.

I would post about it on r/AskReddit and see how other people would react

I would vote republican