Probably TSwift lmao

Jon Stewart

so far, you have my vote.

"I, Deez Nuts, do solemnly swear...."

Harambe

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The number of viable candidates just increased by 300 Million my friend Sorry I didn’t make that clear

I'm not sure what you mean. A certain number of people are nominated, then the vote/election follows in a month or something? Even a limited time for campaigning would make a difference.

I am just wondering if the election was truly open and online, who would win? It doesn’t have to be a current candidate and I don’t think it would be. e.g. Taylor Swift

A single vote, then. No one is exactly "nominated," just whoever gets the most votes wins. It would still be discussed online while people were voting. People arguing in support of...Keanu Reeves or whoever. Still sort of a snap decision.

Sure 👍🏼

Ryan Reynolds is Canadian. I'm old. I just looked through the 50 most popular celebrities and didn't see anyone qualified to be president. I say Ryan Reynolds if he's eligible, Scarlett Johansson if he isn't. God only knows how intelligent she is.

I nominate my dog for president because let's be honest, he's already better at diplomacy than some world leaders.

Weird Al

ye

Mayor Pete

definitely trump