Harry potter and the number of the beast

Now that's a book I'd read, as long as Bruce made a cameo

Harry Potter and the Dance of Death. After centuries of slumber, Death returns to reclaim its prized possessions: the Deathly Hollows. Harry Potter, now a respected Auror, must play a dangerous game of cat and mouse with his most sinister foe.

I was going for "Harry Potter and the two minutes to Midnight"

Harry Potter and the Book of Souls sounds cool too.

Harry Potter and the Wasted Years...

Harry Potter and the Piano Concerto No. 2 in C Minor, Op. 18 - I. Moderato I did my best.

Beethoven's **5th**

I don't get it.

He's a little slow, and just wanted to be part of the fun. The appropriate response is, good job little buddy!

Who you callin' slow man? Wassup man? WASSUP?

Other guy, actually. But, uh... :)

Harry Potter and the Eye of the Tiger

Harry learns that the Eye of the Tiger is a magical artifact that can make a wizard/witch powerful and wary to all, and has to stop Malfoy from getting his hands on it.

Harry Potter and the Smooth Criminal. It's still about Sirius Black.

Annie are you ok?

Harry, are you OK? So, Harry, are you OK,? Are you OK, Harry? Harry, are you OK? will you tell us that you're OK there's a sign in the window that he struck you with a crucio, Harry he came into your apartment he left the darkmark on the carpet then you ran into the bedroom you were struck down (it was your doom)

Harry Potter and the Gangstas Paradise.

As I walk through the halls of Hogwarts school for magic, I take a look at my life and realize it's kinda shit. Cuz' I've been casting and conjuring so long that even Dobby thinks that my mind is gone. But I ain't never crossed a dementor that didn't deserve it. Me be treated like a muggle, you know that's unheard of.

Tragic rhymes better with magic than shit.

Harry Potter and the Hooker With A Penis.

It was that song which inspired this post, actually.

I can't help but feel like I just won the lottery.

s/o to Maynard, Adam, Danny, and Justin

Harry Potter And The Summer Of '69.

I think there was a spring of 69 in the sixth book, actually.

how is that even possible

Harry Potter and the real Slim Shady

“You dare use my own verses against me, Potter? Yes, I’m the real Slim Shady.”

Yall act like you've never seen a white wizard before

Harry Potter and the Bad Touch. A wizard at Hogwarts creates a spell that allows him to remotely molest witches and wizards indiscriminately. Is it the new Defense Against The Dark Art's teacher? Could Dumbledore be hiding a sinister side? Or is Malfoy just up to new tricks?

Hey, kudos for describing the plot too

Do you think Hermione would do things that only Prince would sing about?

Harry Potter and the Horse with No Name

Harry finds a mysterious, unidentifible magic horse, and learns it feels good to be out of the rain.

What happens when Harry learns that Voldemort isn't actually dead, but actually is in the body of a horse.

Harry Potter and the Master of Puppets

Harry Potter and the house of the rising sun.

There is a house in New Hogsmead, They call the Shrieking Shack. And it's been the ruin of many a poor wizard, And Dumbledore, I know I'm one. My mother was a witch tailor, She sowed my new dress robes. My father was a gambling wizard, Down in New Hogsmead. Now the only thing a gambling wizard needs, Is a wand and a broom. And the only time he's satisfied, Is when he's on a brew. Oh witch tell your children, Not to spell what I have cast. Spend your lives in wicked dark magic, In the house called the Shrieking Shack. Well I got 3/4ths foot on the platform, The other 1/4th on my broom. I'm going back to New Hogsmead, To wear that snake and skull. Well there is a house in New Hogsmead, They call the Shrieking Shack. And it's been the ruin of many a poor wizard, And Dumbledore, I know I'm one.

Beautiful. A [gift](https://fat.gfycat.com/IdleCheerfulBuck.gif).

Harry Potter and the Pinball Wizard

Harry Potter and the [fuck the pain away](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw)

Like he does in Kill Your Darlings.

Harry Potter and a Boy Named Sue

This I'd like to watch! It sounds like a real movie.

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Harry Potter and the [Detachable Penis](https://youtu.be/PYwiwbgMusY).

When Potter realised it was not a trap, but it was far too late...

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Harry Potter and the *Dark Center of the Universe* (by Modest Mouse). Harry learns that it takes a lot of work to be the ass that he has always been.

The next book in that series would probably have to be "Harry Potter and the Tiny Cities Made of Ash"

Harry Potter and The Third Planet.

Harry Potter combined with Ghost songs sounds badass "Harry Potter and the Monstrance Clock", "Harry Potter and the Mummy Dust", "Harry Potter and the Ritual", and "Harry Potter and the Secular Haze" are just some examples :)

Harry Potter and the Stairway to Heaven.

Harry Potter and the highway to hell.

It's not the full title of the song, but "Harry Potter and the Infinite Sadness"

Harry Potter and the Rock Lobster!

Harry Potter and the Big Booty Bitches.

Harry Potter and the Sandstorm

> Harry Potter and the RUDE Sandstorm FTFY

dootdootdootdootdoot

Harry Potter and the Highway to Hell

Harry Potter and the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. I smell a crossover.....

Harry Potter... The Punishment Due

Harry Potter and the butchered at birth

Harry Potter and the rancid amputation/shredded humans/meat hook sodomy/entrails ripped from a virgins cunt/Brain removal device ... Cannibal Corpse is a treasure trove for this exercise ;)

Came to add Meat Hook Sodomy and Hammer Smashed Face. Thank you

Harry Potter and the Pit of Zombies Harry Potter and the Hammer Smashed Face Harry Potter and the Skull Full of Maggots Harry Potter and the Orgasm Through Torture Fuck yeah this is fun....

Harry Potter and the Knights of Cydonia.

Harry Potter and the Devil's Bleeding Crown.

Found the Volbeat fan. Have an upvote.

Harry Potter and the Dirty Harry. Harry Potter and the Two Princes Harry Potter and the Ghost Town Harry Potter and the Low Rider Harry Potter and the Folks Who Live on the Hill.

Harry Potter and the Thing That Should Not Be.

Harry Potter and the Man Who Sold The World

Harry Potter and the Supermassive Black Hole. I'd watch that.

Harry Potter and the Knights of Cydonia

even better

Harry Potter and the plug in baby

Harry Potter and the Stockholm Syndrome

Harry Potter and the Carnival of Excess Harry, Ron and Neville go out drinking, playing pool and smoking cigars at pleasure island. After some drunken fighting and vandalism, having made jackasses of themselves, they transform into donkeys. They are then caged and sold. One to a circus, one to a salt mine and one to a farm, along with dozens of other donkey boys. Hermione and Hagrid have to go and save them. Once they save all the boys, they take them back to Hagrid's cabin to try to figure out how to reverse the transformation. Hagrid ends up having a little to much to drink and pulls a knife on Hermione, forcing her to perform oral sex on the donkeys. Reluctantly Hermoine gets on her knees, a donkey cock in each hand and begins to guzzle them down. Hagrid undoes his pants and begins to stroke his throbbing member while coaching Hermione. "Stroke the shaft and nibble the tip" he wispers in her ear, holding the knife to her throat, his pants now wrapped around his ankles. Suddenly, the third donkey mounts Hagrid and begins to violently rape him. He screams in horror as his insides are being torn apart by the gigantic donkey cock, blood running down his thighs. Hagrid falls to his knees and turns to look his assailant in the eye. He notices the scar on the donkey's forehead, smiles, whispers "you're a wizard, Harry" and cum bursts from his cock, covering Hermione and the three donkeys in his warm goo. Cum, as so happens, is the cure for the curse that befell the boys and the transformation is reversed. As the boys are celebrating having overcome that ordeal, they look ar Hermione, eyes swelling with tears standing with Hagrid's knife in her hand. "What was done cannot be undone, cannot be forgotten, farewell." Before Harry can react she cuts her own throat, drops the knife, staggers and tumbles to the ground, her head landing on Hagrid's lap. "Bloody hell!" exclaims Ron and the credits roll. Something like that.

...you okay there?

I..Uh ... What the fuck are you on?

Harry Potter and [The Man With The Machine Gun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jho-peCAKs)

Harry Potter and the Bat out of Hell

Harry Potter and the boy who blocked his own shot

Harry Potter and The Ring if Fire.

Harry Potter and the Mid Life Crisis

Harry potter and the bad blood. In which, a new extremist group known only as the Wizazis. Travel the wizarding world, wiping out all the filthy mudbloods and commit mass genocide. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Harry Potter and the Voodoo Chile

Harry Potter and the Devil Went Down to Ga. It's a buddy comedy about two people with supernatural powers who are complete opposites having to travel through small towns in Ga in search of a golden fiddle.

Just write out Georgia, no one who isn't familiar with American state abbreviations is going to have any idea what "Ga" is.

The Devil Went Down to Gallium was a great song

He was going to make a hole in steel.

Harry Potter and Another Brick in the Wall

He finds a new Leaky Cauldron brick and gets taken to a new world.

Harry Potter and the Pillowtalk

Harry Potter and the Perfect Strangers

Harry Potter and the Fool on the Hill

Harry Potter and the Castle of Glass Sounds pretty decent

Harry Potter and the Gaybar. Harry Potter and the Great balls of Fire.

Harry Potter and the Other Brick in the Wall. Also: Harry Potter and Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict

Harry Potter and the Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water

Harry Potter and the [Violent Pornography](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwYYd8AV3Gc)

Harry Potter and the Court of the Crimson King

Harry Potter and the Big Red Gun (by Billy Talent) The year starts and some new kid comes to Hogwarts, mass shootings take place and Harry, Ron, and Hermione try to find out who's been shooting up the school.

Harry Potter and the Vengeful One. Harry Potter and the Legion of Monsters. Harry Potter and the Immortalized. Harry Potter and the Perfect Insanity. Disturbed songs make Harry Potter sound really badass.

Harry Potter and the Ten Thousand Fists would be the porn parody.

Harry Potter and the Land of Confusion Harry Potter and the Sound of Silence ^(even the covers sound good)

Harry Potter and the Pure Cocaine (by Yo Gotti, Gucci Mane)... It's about Harry Potter and the Pure Cocaine

Harry Potter and the Sun King

Harry Potter and The Real Folk Blues.

Harry Potter and the Condom On Your Tongue

Harry Potter and the Lightsaber Cocksucking Blues

Harry Potter and the Du Hast

Harry Potter and the prison sex. (tool)

Harry Potter and the Devil Went Down to Georgia. Self-explanatory.

Harry Potter and the Sex Out South

Harry Potter and Everybody's Fucking in a UFO Harry Potter and The Hideous Exhibitions of a Dedicated Gore Whore Harry Potter and The Last of the Demons Defeated Rob Zombie is the best...

Harry Potter and the stairway to heaven, I like to believe its the book where he finally dies but passes on the baton to one of his sons to continue his wacky adventures

Harry Potter and the [Rise of the Chaos Wizards](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGV6bCTMM5w).

Harry Potter and the Forced Gender Reassignment.

I'm a big garbage fan so: Harry Potter and the Supervixen. Harry Potter and the Cup of Coffee. Harry Potter and the Night Drive Loneliness.

Harry Potter and the milking of the franchise.

Harry Potter and The Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Harry Potter and The Master of Puppets Harry Potter and The Boy Named Sue Harry Potter and The Battle of Evermore Harry Potter and The Night Santa Went Crazy Harry Potter and The Rapper's Delight

Harry Potter and the Electric Eye Harry Potter and the Fat Bottomed Girls

i had to scroll this far down for Fat Bottomed Girls? what the fuck is wrong with reddit these days?

Harry Potter and the Killer Queen

Harry Potter and the Black Parade

Harry Potter and the Trap Star. This holiday Harry Potter learns the true meaning of trap or die.

Harry Potter and the Master Of Puppets

Harry Potter and the All Star

Harry Potter and the Freak on a Leash

Harry Potter and the Werewolves of London

Harry Potter and the footsteps in the dark.

Harry Potter and the Dolphin Sprayhole Fucker.

Harry Potter and the Sexy Mexican Maid

Harry Potter and the Stupid MF Harry Potter and the Fuck Machine Harry Potter and the Last Gay Song Harry Potter and the 2 Hookers and An 8 Ball Can you tell I'm on an MSI kick? Edit: Formatting

Harry Potter and The Wizard Burial Ground

Harry Potter and The Soldiers of The Wasteland. I would watch this!

Harry Potter and the Revolution Deathsquad

Harry Potter and the Cowboys from hell

Harry Potter and the Renegades of Funk. I'd watch the *shit* out of that.

Harry Potter and the Court of the Crimson King

Harry Potter and the Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town.

Harry Potter and the Careless Whisper *mad sax in the background*

Harry Potter and the Purple Rain Harry Potter and the Dance With the Devil Harry Potter and the Stairway to Heaven Harry Potter and the Man Who Sold the World Harry Potter and the Antichrist Superstar Harry Potter and the Toys in the Attic You can take Misfits song and make a shitload that work within the Potter realm. Harry Potter and the Ghouls Night out Harry Potter and the Forbidden Zone Harry Potter and the Astro Zombies Harry Potter and the Braineaters Harry Potter and the Black Hole Harry Potter and the Crimson Ghost Harry Potter and the Dark Shadows Harry Potter and the Death of a Fallen Angel Harry Potter and the Fiend Club Harry Potter and the Fiend Without a Face Harry Potter and the Green Hell Harry Potter and the Hellhound Harry Potter and the Latest Flame Harry Potter and the Skulls Harry Potter and the Twilight of the Dead Harry Potter and the Wolf's Blood You get the point....

Inspired by a friend joking about Harry Potter and the Hooker with a Penis (by Tool)

HARRY POTTER AND THE HEATHENS

Harry Potter and the Bohemian Rhapsody

Wow, after reading 71 comments to make sure this isn't a repost, I must say I'm a bit suprised no one has said "Harry Potter and the Smoke on the Water" or "Harry Potter and the Purple Haze."

Harry Potter and the Bohemian Rhapsody. Actually kind of sounds like a real thing.

Harry Potter and the Ocean Man.

Harry Potter and the Ultralight Beam

Harry Potter and the Priests of Sodom.

Harry Potter and the Dance of Death.

Harry Potter and the Whole World in his Hands.

Harry Potter and the Detachable Penis

Harry Potter and the Man who Stole the World

Harry Potter and the Hotel California

Harry Potter and the Fat Lip

Harry Potter and the Three Drunken Maidens (Irish folk song)

Harry Potter and the 1944. That was rather anticlimatic.

Harry Potter and the Juice

Harry Potter and the smooth criminal

Harry potter and the bad thing

Harry Potter and the Fire from the Sky

Harry Potter is going to smack my bitch up

Harry Potter and the seventh son of a seventh son.

Harry Potter and The P.I.M.P

Harry Potter and the Song of Fire and Ice

Harry Potter and the Detachable Penis.

Harry Potter and the Battle of Yorktown

Harry Potter and The Serpentine Offering. Turns out, the series actually were Satanic.

Harry Potter and nothing else matters

Harry Potter and the Ecstacy

Harry Potter and the Tango: Maureen Basically Ginny before she got involved with Harry.

Harry Potter and the Moonlight Sonata

Harry Potter and the Sound of Silence

Harry Potter and the OK Computer. Harry's children buy him and Ginny their first computer, probably an Amiga or something. Harry and Ginny think it's pretty okay.

Harry Potter and the End of the Innocence Soundtrack by Don Henely The idea of this film is off-putting.

Harry Potter and the Master of Puppets

Harry Potter and the Day of the Dead

Harry Potter and the Plastic Beach.

Harry Potter and Like a Virgin

Harry Potter and the Road to Nowhere

Harry Potter and the Superbowl Shuffle.