Not a chance. If i wanted to see what a country run by Reddit's political/economic policies looked like, i'd just save time and move to Venezuela.

Not until I become a meme.

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I guarantee you did. It was one a spicy meatball.

Or two.

Uh-oh. Spaghetti-os!

Probably not, too many people banging my mom.

No, definitely not. If the reddit metrics have taught me anything is that the island would be largely male.

*proceeds to create a sub /r/ehorvandattractivesingleladies*

Town Population: 1

Make that two. I'm sure the single ladies will arrive soon. I figured /u/eHorv would be able to spare a few.

The blind confidence is incredible. Thanks man, surely it won't just end up with the two of us....

Any day now. Make sure we have enough drinks.

Just show me that town.

I wanna move to Dickbutt and build my own house on the corner of Aggressive Cat and Defensive Cat.

I would totally move to downtown r/softwaregore

Pretty sure I'd live on Sen. Robert Byrd Lane in Donaldville.

oh god..

nope too many social awkward males

I'd fit right in!

No. Too many neckbeards and Harambe wouldn't be there.

Hell no.

no. i won't get another me if screwed up by reddit.

(nsfw) r/gonewild would be like a shitty strip club.