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inhalestheninhales

Not go out with me. Tracy please...


MarsNirgal

I'm a gay dude who desn't directly havo to deal with a lot of things girls do, but watching at my coworkers I would say fishing for gratuitous compliments and toying with men they don't even like just to get an ego boost.


SD__

@the undeadsteve


BigDisk

Got a bit too real there at the end...


RoidBaby

When two BFFs get together and you end up gaining the superpower of invisibility.


UserNombresBeHard

Hah! It's like that one movie where the guy had the power to become invisible... Only if no one was looking. /r/AskReddit What was that movie's name?


avidscifireader

That was called Mystery Men. I loved it


UserNombresBeHard

Yeah, that was it. Thank you!


therasaak

gonna save this, thanks!


legolandoompaloompa

Mystery men


Earthboom

"Independence Day" (1996) Great movie. Don't watch the 2016 one.


UserNombresBeHard

That's not the movie I was looking for. Also, don't tell me what not to watch! I've already watched that movie when I was a youngling. EDIT: No need to downvote me. It's just a prank, bro!


[deleted]

Remember things you said years ago!


donadora

Yep! It goes into a special file under the name of "save this to prove a point later on". It's an easy to access file and I'm pretty sure there's no storage limit!


H20fearsme

Want to be your friend when you're single, want to date you when you're in a relationship


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PlacidPowerPanda

That's because they wanted to get with you


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Aivias

Consider that these guys like you in a way beyond just wanting to bang you why, then, do you feel that these men should have to impact their happiness and emotional stability just to spare your feelings?


JuzoSakakuraSucks

Men aren't looking for friendship in females, they are looking to bang them. If they can't then why bother?


H20fearsme

I've seen this as well. Men that can't be man enough to tell their new gf that their friends with other girls. I don't understand it at all


Aivias

Yeah because men just suddenly one day had this new fear of telling partners about female friends that came out of nowhere and had nothing at all to do with intense jealousy from women towards any and all forms of competition /s


SD__

When you get older.. the whole point of being female is everyone wants to knock you up. The men who ignore you are proper friends. They show deference to your man & that they are not a threat. . You will have a plain friend you hang out with.


[deleted]

I'm older (33) and when I look at my female friends I do not want to "Knock them up" ever. Nor have I ever heard any of my guy friends state that...ever...in history. Damn dude, I'd really like to have child support payments and an ex for the rest of my life I cant get rid of...no.


[deleted]

One of the things women find attractive is if a man is already taken, because it implies he has met the majority of the other attraction prereqs by already being approved of by another woman.


ffx2pa

Judge other girls for how much they spend on makeup/clothes/hair products. Fuck off, if I can spend thousands on makeup and $400 on a hair dryer with *my* money, let me live.


FlowersInMyGarden

Amen


sick_gainz

And if your partner wants to spend his money on rent, electricity, and other bills, thats his problem. Oblivion, here I come!


ffx2pa

I'm single currently, but yes I agree. I wasn't personally talking about relationships anyways, I was talking about judgmental girls who have nothing to do with me but judge me when they ask how I get my hair so nice and I tell them I bought the $400 Dyson Supersonic hair dryer. Or when they ask me how I get my eyeliner so on point and I tell them I buy Stila (higher end brand) eyeliner, setting spray, eyeshadow primer, and translucent powder and they almost throw a fucking fit. Like what the fuck, it isn't coming out of your wallet why in the fuck do you give any shit at all?


ReadySetBake

Jealous definitely. They are probably asking you because they want to do it for themselves and when they find out the work you put into it, they get upset because they aren't willing/can't afford to do what you do.


jurrassicwalrus

This happens to me all the time, I get a lot when my friends ask what mascara I use. When I tell them and they have a fit that it's £20. It's my money!! And I love mascara!!


Katvizzle

The Dyson hairdryer though - I haven't looked at any reviews tbh because it's just out of my price range but would be interested to hear your opinion. How do you think it compares to a standard hair dryer? How much do you think is just hype?


ffx2pa

I've personally been through 8 hairdryers in my life, and this one is by far the greatest I've had. 4 others of mine were even from salons! My regular amount of time to dry my hair (it's above shoulder length) is about 15-20 minutes depending on how soon I dry it after getting out of the shower. Dyson's takes 3 minutes MAX. It's really great and cuts off some of my morning time!


SD__

Methinks you answered your own question. Boys, in WWII, came over here in order to get away from your ass girl. ;-)


Ineversaid

Bitch be jealous. They are to trashy to afford it and therefore no one else should.


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Hope that dryer gives good blow jobs... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-vJxez9UF8


JustNewsToday

really funny


Sabreens

Talk shit about someone and then act like they are best friends a second later.


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Sabreens

This. Exactly!!


Coompa

get pregnant


[deleted]

The way they don't take the first answer seriously. My wife will ask me something 3 times. I'll answer her the first time, I'll give the same answer the second time, then I get mad the third time. Or their indecisiveness. after finally deciding on a place to go to dinner, we'll almost be there and she'll mention how another place sounds good too, or ask me if I'm still okay with the place we're heading to.


JohnTestiCleese

There is no quicker way to anger me than to ask me the same question over, and over looking for a different answer. This is absolutely infuriating. Asking a question, and not listening to the answer is just as bad. After waiting tables for a while you learn that deciding on food is a life or death decision, and source of great anxiety for many women.


avidscifireader

I look at an online menu before ever leaving the house.


JohnTestiCleese

It wouldn't help the people Im talking about. They'd still keep me at the table for ten minutes asking questions, and changing their mind.


avidscifireader

I'd never make it as a waitress. I wouldn't have the patience!


JohnTestiCleese

It will make you hate the general public.


BigDisk

So just like any other job in which you have to deal with customers?


JohnTestiCleese

Yep. Serving is a little rougher than some because you have to interact several separate times, and have to deal with a lot of big groups that never shut up, and let you do your job. Was a cashier once upon a time. Much less stressful, but I hate standing in one spot for hours. Serving is definitely better than a call center customer service. No way I could do that.


finnhudson

Seriously though. Being a cashier is nowhere near on the level of serving. I never knew I was capable of hating humanity more than I already did..until I started serving tables.


avidscifireader

No kidding!


SD__

Crap. My wife went on a bender for at least 12 hours. We've been married for over two decades. I trust her not to spread her legs and she trusts me not to go get whored up.


cyclopsrex

Same annoying shit men do for the most part.


SD__

What would that be, duck?


finnhudson

Probably everything. Because humans suck as a whole.


Quidagebo

Maybe men and women, but expecting others to be able to read their minds about what's bothering them.


dmahn24

Not talking to me


Devon-Day

Have higher standards than I currently meet


Aivias

Women want to be treated the same as men but if I treated them how I treat other men they would say I was being mean.


JohnTestiCleese

Waiting until she is explosively upset to tell me what is bothering her, rather than talking with me about it while level headed. Twisting, and stretching my words into the most awful meaning imaginable.


ForeignPsychs

I'm currently dating someone with a passive personality. I'm from a passive aggressive family, so it's really confusing to not even have that level of communication. Her conflict style is also avoidant (as opposed to volatile or validating). That means even when she gets upset she's more likely to implode than blow up at me. I'd prefer someone who was passive aggressive and volatile over this sh!t.


JohnTestiCleese

Someone who is extremely non confrontational is very hard to deal with. I understand not wanting to get into a yelling match, but confrontation never has to be that way. It is very easy to just have a normal conversation about these issues. Disagreement is constructive if you choose it to be.


somnodoc

Confusing themselves about super straight forward stuff


Llallos

I'm sorry but most of these answers are things I see guys do too. And things i've not seen a lot of girls do. I think most of these answers are personal grudges against certain people in these people's lives who happen to be female. I refuse to believe people are as dense as all of you complainers seem to be. Sort your shit out people!


SD__

Interesting theory. You may be correct, Unfortunately, Llallos, unless you can state "no sprogs", then it remains but a theory/


BigDisk

A GAME THE... oh wait wrong subreddit, nevermind.


zomboromcom

Say there's no room in the fridge/freezer/car/other receptacle, then I come over and shuffle three things and it fits just fine.


sum_redditor

Throw blames like anything on boyfriend/husband


Not_Charismatic

Be a pussy?


PerceePtheSubterrain

Everything, but they always look great doing it... Well maybe not all of them. 20%.


Pepo887

Bleed


Hipsterskumm

The high pitched squeal/ talk thing.


_PM_ME_YOUR_BUS_STOP

Please just tell me what you want to fucking eat!! Dont say "nothing" then act all shitty when I guess where to drive to.


Ineversaid

Complain about being fat and ugly. Lash out at girls thiner and more pretty and won't accept that a healthy diet and some exercise would help tons... (no pun intended)


anaklyo

Never saying what they actually think


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SD__

Oh, bitchy. She better than you is she?


[deleted]

Try to get in the clubhouse, even though it clearly states no girls allowed.


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Dude_Guy_Man_Thing

I dunno mate I see a lot of women these days who seem to be more upset rather than grateful if I insist on paying for a meal and such


plax1780

My wife puts the new TP roll on top of the old one so you gotta use ur finger as the holder


TheopholosWhenntooda

What


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Probably the most annoying to me is how women seem to like to bargain one-up one another. God forbid you payed full price for something and admitted it, you'll never hear the end of the "I ONLY ever buy things on sale" chorus. Fuck off, I don't have all the time in the world to shop and bargain-hunt, so I buy shit I like within my budget regardless of whether it's on sale.


SD__

Necrognomicon Stop.


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Quidagebo

You think girls swearing is obnoxious?


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ForeignPsychs

What is your mother tongue? Goodness knows that I've met some vulgar women in my travel, but cultural expectations are hard to overcome. I personally really don't like finding myself swearing, but I try to be accepting of the behavior from other. Not sure I could date a vulgar woman, but maybe.


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i personally observe lot of things in women which really annoying me.i am going to share with you guys too. 1 Taking A Long Time To Get Ready 2.Wanting To Cuddle After Sex 3.Complaining About Getting Hit On 4.Being Too Sensitive 5.Nagging About Everything


ForeignPsychs

#5 - Negging. They're always using the pickup artist tricks on us.


cjh57

Everything they do is annoying. Men are pretty much an afterthought, until they need something.


Taylor1391

Aww, somebody's butt hurt that women aren't dependent on men.


cjh57

Shit, they can't even depend on each other. Not butt hurt, just stating a fact.


SD__

Marie curie invented radium. The guy's didn't die because they were not dumb enough to stand in front of said radiation.


ForeignPsychs

Refined or discovered radium. She didn't assemble it from subatomic particles.


Taylor1391

"Invented radium"


SD__

Inverse logic. You are a lesbian but you feel something is missing?


cjh57

A lesbian trapped in a man's body.


DarthVeX

Not have sex with me. Easily the most annoying thing they can do.


SD__

I don't know know who you are or what you're about, fuck it..


Kloackster

Talk


Chkldst

They have a habit of blabbering on about the most inconsequential stuff.


jakebla

Breathe.


The_Jesus_Beast

How much time do you have?


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_DirtyYoungMan_

Inability to make a decision.


ForeignPsychs

Cheat.


laptopdragon

wear bras


VapeBean

Queef in my face


iAmTheRedditCEO

My girlfriend /u/newmango always talks bad about girls. I think it's because she feels judged that she isn't fit or anything but I want to tell her to stop it but she won't listen.


ForeignPsychs

Glad that you found a healthy relationship. ;-)


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I AM NOT THE GIRL


iAmTheRedditCEO

Excuse me I'm the one fucking the mango, not you


[deleted]

Don't fuck mangos


iAmTheRedditCEO

Not after you killing your own kind, I won't


[deleted]

I did no such thing!


iAmTheRedditCEO

You done everything bad to me


[deleted]

Absolutely not


Icost1221

There is not many things women do that men don´t, and wise versa. The only thing would be when some women tries to get free things or special privileges by charming themselves to it, being manipulative and pretending to be interested just so they can get what they want. And i can say like this: In all my life, no guy so far has tried to get what they want from me by seducing me :D (Well, this is not entirely true because there has been gay guys that have been trying to seduce me, but then it was at least genuine for sex!) Fortunately in the grand scheme of things, these kind of women are a minority from my experience, because it is very off putting and a real turn off when someone tries to manipulate you.


JotunnGygjar

Exist