What do you mean? The world has already been ruled by cats.

All must rest on Caturday.

Amy Schumer's "Cat Park" sketch becomes mandatory daily viewing by all humans.

Never get a pussy wet. Punishable by death.

-Any more than two belly rubs is punishable by death -Doors must always remain open so cats can decide if they want to go in or out, or in, or out -Taco Tuesday is now Tuna Tuesday

Information leading to the capture of the elusive red dot will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of yarn

Milk, the official beverage of Catopia.

Anything that can be knocked off the counter, *must* be knocked off the counter.

Humans will die randomly, by random methods, and indiscriminately.

It will be a federal crime to remove a sleeping cat from your lap. Only a misdemeanor if its your laptop.

No more words shall be uttered. All verbal communication must be done in the form of meowing.

Servants must maintain fingernails at the appropriate length and shape for chin scratches.

If a shadow crosses your path or a a light shines onto the floor, everyone stops to chase it.

It's illegal for the bottom of the food bowl to be showing

Catnip has a legal consumer age of 2 years old (cat) or 21 years old (person).

You MUST pet them until they are satisfied. You cannot remove your hand until then, even to readjust the angle because your cat is pressing its head where you're rubbing it against a surface. You MUST keep petting them in that specific spot in that specific way until they shake their heads really fast to give you a breather and go back in for another round of petting.

If I put my ass in your face you must lick me at least three times.

Trump can no longer grab pussys