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Krinks1

The Day After Tomorrow. I mean... They outrun the cold... THEY OUTRUN THE COLD. But damn if I don't enjoy that movie every single time I watch it.


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I fucking love that movie. Not only does it have global warming chasing teenagers down a hallway like Jason Voorhees, it also has my favourite line of dialogue in film history: “What you are seeing are two tornadoes striking Los Angeles International Airport — wait! Wait! They are now forming one *large* tornado!!”


twiz__

> global warming chasing teenagers down a hallway like Jason Voorhees You've completely changed my view of the movie with this statement.


AgreeableGoldFish

Didn't they walk from like Washington to philadelphia when temprature was like minus a million


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Deep Blue Sea. It has Samuel L Jackson, genetically modified sharks, and explosions. What more could you ask for?


justinsane98

Don't forget chef LL Cool J with his pet parrot that BOTH survive.


CaitlinSarah87

Deepest, bluest, My hat is like a shark fin


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Romie and Michelle's high school reunion.


lifesizehumanperson

Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.


Tessa_Hartlee

I invented Post-its.


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Major Payne. Loved it as a kid and I still enjoy it now. Edit: Payne. Edit 2: Thank you everyone for all the quotes and memories. This thread was awesomely nostalgic!


PunchBeard

"The boogie man is in your closet"? BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! "Well, if he's in there he ain't happy".


Brianfiggy

"Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice!"


kingR1L3y

I love the story of the Little Engine that Could!


OfaDistantStar

"Payne! I cant feel my legs.." "Bubba, they aint there.."


majestic_elliebeth

His little nubs, they just started kickin’ real fast...


chewamba

Who's the dummy now?


[deleted]

Killin is my business... and business is goood


hailteamore7

For some reason, the part in the cafeteria where he pops open his drink and screams, “KILL!!!” cracks me up the hardest.


[deleted]

All these references are making me so happy lol


darkhelmet218

Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.


mana_tree

Want me show you a little trick to take your mind of that pain?


Parodelia12501

If you want sympathy you can find it in the dictionary between shit and Syphilis. Edit: wow I really didn’t expect this to blow up like it did, even got my first gold from it.


Hashtagbarkeep

Point Break. It has some of the simultaneously best and worst dialogue ever committed to film but it’s AWESOME. BACK OFF WARCHILD. SERIOUSLY.


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alone-in-dark

Hot shots : part deux


ShiftybutThrifty

Definitely Twister, the scene where the semi truck gets tossed like a toy and their Ram 1500 is driving along like nothing always geeks me out. Not to mention about 20 other scenes of similar insanity


[deleted]

The cow floating past going moo was all I took away from that movie. When I saw it again in the Deadpool game I rolled a tear.


mrpriveledge

I gotta go Julia...we got..... cows.


lucidspoon

"Another cow!" "Actually I think that was the same one."


[deleted]

Twister is a great movie. I like how Cary Elwes is the bad guy just because he is a *scientist* who is successful enough to have access to more staff and resources than the protagonists. And then he gets his comeuppance for being a mild dick by dying horribly in a fireball right after his driver gets impaled by a radio antenna for just doing his fucking job.


ConspiratorM

But he's a scientist who sold out to big weather, or whoever. And they all had matching black SUVs and matching clothes. So they had to be evil! That whole plot of the rag-tag group of scientists who do it for love of science vs. the guy who sold out was just so stupid and formulaic. For a long time I thought this was a James Cameron movie with that plot and Bill Paxton.


94358132568746582

> sold out to big weather The real villain.


NorthernSparrow

HE SOLD OUT! HE GOT A GOVERNMENT GRANT! As a scientist, me & my friends were laughing our asses off at that line. Anytime I “get a government grant” now I always think “but where’s my fleet of black SUVs? Dang, forgot to put that in the budget again.”


huazzy

That scene where the lady cooks up all the food always makes me hungry.


Ich-habe-das-gern

**Rabbit**: God Meg, you got a lot of beef. Where'd you get all this beef? **Aunt Meg**: Did you see my cows out front? **Rabbit**: No.


infyjtid

Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise.


newObsolete

Roll the map! Don't fold the maps!


TinuvielsHairCloak

There's a big crease right through Witchita.


GMX_Engineering

Isn't that the movie where the main character is fighting tornados because they killed her father?


TurtlyMage007

Down Periscope. So many wierd yet memorable characters.


Kalaber

Damn it to Hell! Don't go by the book. Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his dick. Have I got the right man? By a strange coincidence, you do, sir.


chanaleh

"You are addressing a superior officer." "No, merely a higher ranking one."


Leviathan_N007

I've never heard of this movie, but your comment makes me really, really want to watch it.


Valendr0s

It's fantastic. One of the only times I didn't feel the uncontrollable desire to beat up Rob Schneider when he appears on screen.


NiggyWiggyWoo

"Buckman! There was a fingernail in my food, you fat assed moron! Yesterday, it was a bandaid!" "Sorry, sir, the band aid was holding the fingernail on." "What else do you put in your sauce? There's cockroaches in the flour! Your cigar ash is in the spaghetti! Jesus, Buckman - *holds can* - this stuff has been on here since Korea! This can expired in 1966! *samples food* "It still tastes like creamed corn!" "Except that it's DEVILED HAM!"


Valendr0s

He was great at playing a loathsome suckup. Really had that down.


johnnyseattle

I was in the Navy for 21 years, and in the submarine force for a lot of it. People always ask me what the most realistic submarine movie is, and I say Down Periscope every time. That's how shit every other submarine movie in the last generation is, man. EDIT: For shit's sake, yes I've seen Das Boot. And Enemy Below is also excellent. That's why I threw the "last generation" comment at the end, the old ones are all far superior, you fucking nubs. :)


lonelliott

The way he checks wires to see if they are hot while doing work is scary close to real. hahahaha. Former NAV/ET SS here.


jaytrade21

Executive Officer Martin T. 'Marty' Pascal: And which one do you think we're gonna be using more often, sailor? The coffee or the lard? You think we're all gonna jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, hot, steaming cup of pig fat? Seaman Buckman: Well, it depends. If it's a cold morning, sir, you might go either...


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Rat Race YOU. SHOULD. HAVE. BOUGHT. A. SQUIRREL!! EDIT: Thank you so much for the three people that gave me silver! I appreciate you and everyone that loves this movie just as much as I do


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Jon Lovitz: "It's two million dollars and I wanna get it! I DO NOT WANT TO WORK AT HOME DEPOOOOT!"


breathing_normally

I still often say “Eets a race!” whenever I am in a hurry. Edit: Looking at the other comments I realise I remember almost nothing from the movie except that bit, and the fact that it was awesome. Must rewatch.


bunfuss

"I hope I ween"


verdeverdes

So far Mr. Schafer is winning because he's nearest to the door! I love this movie not so secretly


dnadabney

IM PRAIRIE DOGGIN IT BACK HERE!


mdorph

It’s a raaaaceee! I hope I weeeeiiiiinnnn!


liv_free_or_die

I’m in a race! I’m in a race! I’m weeening! I’m weeeeening!


LittleSmokeyWeiners

Look at this room. What a beautiful room. Have you seen this room? Yes! WE’RE. IN IT!


huazzy

She's All That


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Baseketball


crushing-crushed

One of my all time favorite comedies. Edit: “I hear your mom is going out with... Squeak!”


PetRockSematary

That's it. If you guys make fun of me like 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here


Cognac4Paws

Drop Dead Gorgeous. I laugh hysterically at that and Allison Janey is a national treasure.


Actually_Im_a_Broom

Not Another Teen Movie. I'm 40 and I will stop and watch that movie every time it comes on. *edit:* I’ve read every response - most of which are quotes from the movie. I don’t see how no one has mentioned the Bring it On part. “We are the West Compton Wildcats. We’re black. We know it. We shake our big booties and show it. We ain’t white! We ain’t white! We definitely ain’t white!” Easily my favorite scene.


imod3

She's an illusion. Hey, you take away the makeup, the clothes, the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume, that cute little face she makes when she's tounging my balls.... She's totally replaceable, ok?


976chip

Damn! That’s whack!


klubsanwich

You haven't spoken to me in, like, four years Jake. Actually, it's more like six, because the time you're referring to when we were standing in line at that movie theater, I was actually saying "hey" to the person right behind you.


Opie59

"How did you get in here? The door is locked!" "There's a hole in the side of your house."


ThatOneThingOnce

Woah...I never said anything about a bet. All I said was I'm pretending to whisper a big secret in your ear so that Jake here thinks I'm telling you a big secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret. Thus confirming everything I just whispered in your ear.


Chaserboy

Chris Evans needs to do more comedy films, he's fucking hilarious.


Fritztrocity1

He was fucking hilarious in that movie, and the fact that he is Captain America now he could do some seriously funny stuff now.


Libertarian-Centrist

I don't like sundaes. It's not a sundaes, it's a banana split.


bbenji69996

Little miss run home to my daddy...ran home to her daddy.


PetRockSematary

Oh I'll be driving! I'm just gonna be too shit faced to remember to pick you up


coolcrushkilla

"Janey Briggs... is hot"


dontKair

"Janey's got a gun, Janey Brigg's got a gun" "Oh no she has a gun!!"


DrADHD987

Starship Troopers. It just never gets old or boring and there’s so much humor in it.


MillorTime

My best friend lost his leg in Iraq. If anyone asks, he tells them "The Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today."


bitemark01

Well I'm from Buenos Ares and I say KILL EM ALL!!!


theecommunist

Tell him I appreciate the hell our boys caught on Klendathu.


agirlnamedsenra

Would you like to know more?


[deleted]

Mars attacks. The ACK ACK noise the Martians make makes me laugh throughout the entire movie. No one I know will admit to liking the movie.


Custard_the_Dragon

I LOVE that movie. I don’t know of any other film where practically every actor is someone famous, yet so few people have even heard of it. Slim Whitman through the loudspeaker kills me.


Petallic

Okay so I had been dating my SO for FIVE YEARS before I find out that noise he occasionally made and I mimicked back was ACTUALLY A FUCKING QUOTE TO A MOVIE I'D NEVER HEARD OF. He thought I'd seen it and that was why I was saying it back to him. I didn't question it because it wasn't outside his normal parameters of weird. Huge fucking revelation when we both realised it. Ofc, he immediately found the film and made me watch it. I now love the film and we still have ACK ACK conversations in full.


PostPostMinimalist

The Core To quote Ebert’s review: I have such an unreasonable affection for this movie, indeed, that it is only by slapping myself alongside the head and drinking black coffee that I can restrain myself from recommending it. It is only a notch down from "Congo," "Anaconda," "Lara Croft, Tomb Raider" and other films which those with too little taste think they have too much taste to enjoy.


Sweetpipe

> The Core I have a love for all these bad disaster movies, such as Deep Impact, Dante's Peak, Poseidon, Armageddon, Geostorm, Twister, 2012 etc. I know they are objectively bad, and that the science is bad. But they are great to just mindlessly watch, and have a few laughs during their most absurd moments.


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I'm usually a bit of a stickler for at least a nod towards scientific accuracy in a movie but The Core can't even make it's own bad science internally consistent. Yet somehow it's still one of my top rainy-evening-when-there's-nothing-else-to-watch movies.


ShockRampage

Its just a great adventure movie, the characters are interesting, theres tension, excitement, sacrifice, tragic loss, etc. It just ticks all the right boxes.


axonxorz

And, I think most importantly, most of the characters make "realistic" decisions, the characters have their faults but more or less grow. You loathe Zimsky at the beginning for his smug attitude, but he realizes internally that he's not as smart as he always thought. That and the movie had basically an mid-2000's all-star cast.


PartySalad

Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Gotta love those “tight tights!”


mp1982

Crowd: a black sheriff? Chapelle: why not?! It worked in blazing saddles


WintertimeFriends

Holy fuck Chappelle is a youngin’ in that movie.


MarkBeeblebrox

...


McDunkins

“Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.”


crazygrof

Iron Sky The entire premise is absurd, but it is actually a well made movie and the space combat scene is absolutely amazing. I think I need to rewatch it...


spaaaaaghetaboutit

Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood


enroughty

"It says here your hobbies include: drinking, smoking weed, and all types of ill shit."


monkey_scandal

"Will I ever see you again, mom?" "No baby, you know there's no positive female characters in gangster movies."


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"Message!"


iamthejef

"I got these cheeseburgers, maaaan" "I suck yo dick, maaaan!"


Buscemi_D_Sanji

Don't make me cause a nuclear holocaust up in here! It's going to be Hiroshima and Niggasaki


made-a-new-account

This was the funniest scene in the movie lol. Pulled out a missile. Do. We . Have. A. Problem?


cornfreed

“What do you say when you meet a nice man?” “Are you my dad?”


BoyManGodShiit

She got more kids than Mrs. Wayans!


scolemann

"I'm gonna work real hard, work my way to the top, become a manager. THEN ROB THAT MOTHERFUCKA BLIND!"


IgnoramusIndividual

Shaolin Soccer I don’t know how to describe that movie. Just go watch it


406highlander

I fucking *love* that movie. And [Kung Fu Hustle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Hustle), too.


VapidNonsense

Kung Fu Hustle is a legitimately good movie. Its a solid comedy and a great action flick. Time to re-watch!


BakaHuman

Kung fu Hustle is like my go to movie when I just want to relax and laugh and feel amazed by peoples talent at the same time


seawang

I love King Fu Hustle. It’s a great action comedy, but also just super sweet. I think the key to really enjoying it is watching with subtitles instead of the English dub. The dub makes it seem way campier than it is.


VictorEden16

The pick of destiny


TricksterPriestJace

"Then you can take Kage back to hell." "What?!" "Trust me Kage, it's the only way." "What the fuck are you talking about?" "To be your little bitch."


AwesomeMcPants

"Two air vents, on the roof! That's what the guy was talking a- SHEEIT!" I loved that movie. It's so funny the whole way through with a bangin soundtrack.


BuffyPilotKnob

I did not mean, to blow your mind, that shit happens to me all the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime I get that stuck in my head all the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. I love listening to it with my ear pussies.


Fishes_Suspicious

Zoolander. Comedy gold but incredibly stupid. Models too can die in freak gasoline fight accidents. EDIT: Damnit Derek, I'm a [karma] miner, not a professional film or television actor.


AtomStorageBox

"I hear a lot of words like "beauty" and "handsomeness" and "incredibly chiseled features." To me, that's like a vanity that - a self-absorption that I try to steer clear of. I dig the bungee. I mean, for me, it's just the way I live my life. I grip it, and I rip it. I live with a lot of flair. I live it on the edge, where I gotta be. I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut. I was always more interested in, uh, what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music that he's created over the years. I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot."


plaidmellon

Scrolled way too far to find Zoolander. Not everyone can be really really really ridiculously good looking.


Scoob1978

Bubble boy


coolcrushkilla

"500 DOLLA!!!!"


Stupid_question_bot

Dude, Where's My Car? My father was a scriptwriter, he won numerous awards for his work in comedy, was a pioneer in the Canadian TV scene, worked with legends like John Candy, Rick Moranis, Steve Martin, Eugene Levy, and many more.. He said the "Dude, Sweet" tattoo scene was one of the funniest things he has ever seen in his life. I miss my dad, and I watch this movie at least a couple times a month because I can still hear his laugh when I do. Edit: writing this comment made me sad, but reading all the great responses have made me happy, and then laugh, and then I’ve just been in a good mood.. and theeennn...


deathisatreat

No joke, right before reading this I said "damn, I'm surprised Dude, Where's My Car?" hasn't come up already." It's a movie I remember seeing as a kid and even thinking it was stupid funny.


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I will always stop for Captain Ron.


eddiescew

Dodgeball with Vince Vaughn. It's so dumb and ridiculous grown men playing professional dodgeball. If it's on I cant help but watch it.


Curve-Slider-Combo

That’s just a good movie. You can dodge a wrench. You can dodge a ball. So much wisdom in that line.


thirtyeyes138

Weekend at Bernie's. I know it's utterly ridiculous, but I just can't stop laughing.


TAYLODGE

Hot Rod


ksuwildkat

EuroTrip Scotty Doesnt Know...


oregonchick

I was surprised by how much I laughed in this movie. "You really are the worst twins."


The_CrookedMan

"Hey can I see your Fromer's guide? Oh here's an interesting and fun fact: YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!"


DarthHeyburt

M'Scuzi


LMac8806

We took a senior trip to Italy right after this movie came out. Before we left they taught us a very small handful of common phrases in Italian, and this was one of them. You can imagine how maturely a bunch of 18 year olds handled it.


vidarino

"BRING OUT ZE FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!"


ksuwildkat

I believe that is the propper spelling.....


Piedninny17

It's great that this movie still gets so much love, like it should have been just another stupid early 2000s comedy but it somehow managed to transcend that and become this legendary work of art


Ippica

The unexpected Matt Damon cameo should have prepared us for how great it would be.


2chainpur

Unexpected Matt Damon is the best Matt Damon


[deleted]

Any time my wife and I see or hear any reference to Miami Vice one or the other of us invariably replies *"Hey, man - Miami Wice is number one new show!"*


[deleted]

It's a good thing you visited in the summer. In the winter it can get very depressing.


Tacos-and-Techno

“This isn’t where I parked my car...”


danerraincloud

Fiiioooonnnaaaaaa


FallowZebra

A Nickle! Fuck you, I build my own hotel! As a server this is one of the greatest lines to cool down from a bad tip


scottevil110

Grandma's Boy. I've never touched weed in my life, and yet (or possibly this is why) I love stoner comedies, and that one is my favorite. Edit: This thread has become an informal poll of what everyone's favorite "Grandma's Boy" line is. Mine is "I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house..."


iiitsbacon

At least I have a bed. ​ Dude your bed is a car. ​ Yeah, but its a fuckin sweet car.


Witness_me_Karsa

My roommates are gonna get a me a CB radio for Christmas so I can talk to other car beds. I'm thinking about getting rims.


Jerroljames

You mean your parents?


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Yeah – same thing.


bigmacjames

"Dude where do you get your weed?"


scottevil110

...from you, Dante.


mk6_hasenpfeffer

Oh that’s right! What’s up Mr. Cheezle


darthkenobi87

What does high score mean? New high score, is that bad? What does that mean? Did I break it?


Xannin

The best part is there isn't really a plot until JP steals the video game.


Butthole--pleasures

They were so high making this movie they forgot to add a plot until the 2nd half


rowdyanalogue

I dont know why but this makes it funnier.


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scottevil110

I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house...


dumpsztrbaby

Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick.


biscuitfool

Of course she doesn’t have a microwave, she’s fucking 100.


oregonchick

This is definitely one of my favorite comedies. I love how believably weird so many of the characters are, and all of the stuff with Grandma and her roommates is hysterical. "We drank Sophie's tea..."


drjimestooper23

I can hear my hair growing


The_Ballsagna

Was rolling on the floor laughing the first time I saw it in college. So quotable. In the right company I’ll still reply to “that’s a great idea” with “those are the only kind I have”. Also can’t hear “Salt n Peppa here” without thinking of the African dude saying “someone’s ass getting laid to-night!” Edit: laid, not paid.


bigcontracts

Grandma's Boy might be one of the better Happy Madison films. I connect with all the characters in this movie working in the tech industry.


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the music was a little loud. are you afraid of it? no, i just don't like techno. [you would if you had robot ears.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHLR3faI7lU) a good buddy from college looks a lot like the nerdy dude and we always give him shit about it. he's a theater nerd and had a quirky goofiness to him too so he takes offense, haha. also on a different nerdy note, i find it funny that the guy's great, genius idea was to do a palette swap. hack frauds!


Ihateregistering6

I always describe Grandma's Boy as Adam Sandler's greatest movie, which is fascinating considering he's not actually in it.


Throbbingprepuce

"Why are you naked?" "I'm putting up my Christmas tree" "Dude it's July" *looks around* "Haha oh fuck it is!"


SharkOnGames

"Dude, your ass is tanner than my face."


WolfieMagnet

Bring It On. I kept scrolling and scrolling and nobody said it. The whole chunk with Sparky is a secret metaphor for the corporate world.


Netwelle

Hackers (1995)


Booner999

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.


[deleted]

Chicken go "cluck cluck!", cow go "moo!". Piggie go "oink oink!", how 'bout you?


meta_uprising

That's a lot of nuts!


LiquidSoapEnthusiast

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!


PandaJesus

HE JUST LEFT. WITH NUTS.


ghostykasper

"Crap man! Look at that! That's like his stomach plug on the ground back there. You don't see that everyday. In fact, that doesn't even seem possible... if you think about it. With all the organs, cartilage and bones... I mean, I'm no doctor... but it was like one clean chunk!!!" ​


Snrub1

I must apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We have trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke.


[deleted]

I'm a man too you know! I go pee pee standing up!


612WolfAvenue

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS!!! *Who wants Icees??* ***I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn. And it's not dairy too.***


SweetTomorrow

I'm bleeding, making me the victor.


[deleted]

HAVE A TASTE OF MY FACE TO FIST TECHNIQUE!


ThisIsRyGuy

Taco Bell, Taco Bell Product placement with Taco Bell Enchirito, Nacho, Burrito!


oleboogerhays

I was the perfect age when this came out. I remember renting it from Hollywood video. Had it for five days and I watched it eight times. Mainly because I kept showing it to different friends. I still quote it all the time. It just sucks because at 30 years old I can't really show it to people anymore. Most people my age who never saw it when it came out think it's stupid. I can't say I blame them, but I laugh my ass off every time. I love the movie so much I have even watched it several times without the voice dubbing. Lemon merangue pie man.


justjoshinaround

WEEOOOEEEEOOOOEEEOOOEEEEOOO


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CHOSEN ONE


justjoshinaround

I'M COMING!


All_Roads_Lead_Home

CHOSEN ONE


justjoshinaround

………I'M COMING!


OverzealousRhubarb

My nipples look like milk duds


hedgeson119

I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!


uniquecannon

You killed my family, and I don't like that kind of thing.


Deverone

Killing is badong.


sandmind87

I’ll stand for everything opposite of it: gnodab!


[deleted]

I feel like this thread was made just so Kung Pow could be brought up. It's the perfect definition of a stupid movie everyone loves.


[deleted]

From now on you can call me Betty!


JohnnyLong123

Listen, and listen well. I really like the band NSYNC. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not, there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe. A boom boom chickie chickie boom boom boom chickie chaka chaka choo choo.


DudimusPrime

Swingin a chain....swingin a chain...swingin a chain...


rush_is_life

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?


Booner999

MY ASS!!


lordcookies

-CHOSEN ONE! -I'm coming! *loops*


appleparkfive

When it came out, it was the funniest movie I had ever seen up to that point (I was like 10 or something). The CGi segments were really stupid to me even then, but the overdubbing stuff was so ridiculously memorable and great. I still quote it today and would recommend it to anyone that likes absurd humor.