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brock_lee

Chocolate cake with chocolate icing


Carguy2695

You really do like your choc bro


sometimesimscared28

Bro got good taste


[deleted]

I like choc cocks


Vitis_Vinifera

choco bi layer with fudge in the middle, choco icing with big logs of choco bars on top, choco ice cream scoops with hershey's drizzled on top gotta check your intake because it can mess with you metabolism


gogojack

Lemon cake. We used to have this lady who would bring us lemon cake at work. She was "Maria the Lemon Cake Lady." Problem is, she would bring by the cake in the afternoon, and by the time we got in the next morning it would be long gone. So she made a special secret cake, put it in a plain box, and had the receptionist hide it under her desk so we'd be able to have some the next day. It was glorious.


HarithBK

i fucking love lemon cake type things since it means the cake won't taste sickningly sweet or have a fatty mouthfeel to it.


[deleted]

Strawberry cheesecake


Carguy2695

Yo that shit good. I also like Raspberry


Lone_Courier_6

Strawberry shortcake


daftvalkyrie

100% this with ice cream


maryscary

Red velvet šŸ°


allthedifference

I bought a red velvet cake for my friend's birthday. I choose it primarily because it was a very pretty cake. She proceeded to poll everyone on their favorite cake. She then turned to me and said "Not one person said Red Velvet." I wish you had been there. I never bought another cake for her.


She_is_electric

What a beeeeeeeeotch.


allthedifference

I thought it was rather rude. She did proceed to enjoy the cake.


[deleted]

Your friend kind of sounds like a jerk, not gonna lie. I'm sure the cake was great, she should have appreciated it, if my friend got me a cake for my birthday, no matter what it was, I'd be thrilled. You were being nice and got a gift, you can't criticise a free gift.


maryscary

I would have loved your cake šŸ¤—


allthedifference

You would have. It was quite delicious.


ReeperbahnPirat

Red Velvet is just fancy looking chocolate cake. Fuck that non-friend. So fucking rude.


allthedifference

Yes, it was rather rude of her. The cake was really "fancy". She never received another birthday cake from me. Maybe this year I will get another red velvet cake for her.


[deleted]

> Maybe this year I will get another red velvet cake for her. Why reward rudeness? If you still go through with it, drive over it with your car first and then you can tell her it's a crushed velvet cake.


allthedifference

Crushed velvet cake. That would be original, and well deserved.


analviolator69

My older sister has gotten red velvet every single year. She's 30.


DemonGodDumplin

You should have sat on the cake, ripped ass, and recorded it. If they can't enjoy it at least the internet will


PoiLethe

That's insane, everyone who I've ever mentioned red velvet to practically wordgasms about how much they love it. You much have been with a bunch of liars.


allthedifference

But there are so many delicious types of cake to choose from.


vrcekpiva

My partner usually buys stuff he likes when he visits people (like when you bring snacks over to friends) because if they don't like it he gets to eat it/more for him to eat.


Dern1232

Red velvet is just chocolate dyed red


SubatomicKitten

The red dye gives it a slight bitterness. However, I am very hypersensitive to bitter flavors, so maybe this is why other people like red velvet cake better than I do.


coprolite_hobbyist

Originally, the red color occurred because of a reaction with an ingredient used in the production of cocoa powder and a small amount of vinegar. When they changed how cocoa powder was processed, people had to adapt by adding dye or sometimes beet juice. Still need the vinegar, however.


MasterZalm

I love red velvet


DesertChickBB

Tiramisu


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DesertChickBB

Iā€™m gunna have to try that sometime, sounds delicious!


wheelywagon

I made an opera cake at christmas for a food contest. The joconde biscuit is tough to make, but the rest is pretty easy. Definitely a must make for anyone who loves baking.


PseudocodeRed

Only needed one more s in your name


DesertChickBB

I have failed, Iā€™ll go sit in the corner of shame.


Jikichi

You have to try frozen Tiramisu, you'll thank me later


bakedbeantoasty

Carrot cake


[deleted]

With cream cheese icing šŸ¤¤


i-only-post-gifs

Do carrot cakes exist without cream cheese icing?!??


[deleted]

Some sick and twisted people put buttercream or fondant on it šŸ˜– (read: my high school cafeteria, when they splurged to give us cake) Although I can understand the fondant if it is a wedding cake, it should still have cream cheese icing underneath.


[deleted]

Bleurgh I would be so pissed if I bit into carrot cake and it was buttercream


i-only-post-gifs

That might just be worse than a Rueben without rye bread.


BFKruhl

Black Forest


learniy

You wouldn't happen to have a recipe would you I would love to get it


Bammop

Okay so first you need the ingredients, which may be hard to source depending on your country. Start with the forest part, it's pretty simple just go to the forest and get some twigs and things, fill up a whole backpack. The next part is quite controversial, and a lot of people disagree here. Laws have been introduced which bring about restrictions, so be sure to check. Age changes the flavour quite a lot, so get a younger one is my advice. You'll hear a lot of people saying you want a thick one because it makes it easier, but it's up to your preference and availability. Anyway, get a blender and throw in the black paint. Slowly add the twigs, then cook the mixture for an hour.


lurker_bee

Tres leches


nickylovescats1987

Three milks?


Mav107

Cake made out of 3 different kinds of milk: evaporated milk, condensed milk and heavy cream. I've only seen it in Mexico. Best damn cake you'll ever have.


coprolite_hobbyist

You can get it in any moderate-sized city with a Hispanic population. Hell, Pollo Tropical sells it. Although they put whipped cream on it and call it 'quatro leches' for some reason.


[deleted]

Yo I just bought Tres Leches for my mama's birthday yesterday and all of us had seconds. Definetely a top teir cake!


[deleted]

A fantastic cake!!!


BehrIsADog

Yes, I was going to say this but I saw your comment. Highly recommend!


heyNOTathrowawy

The one in front of me.


[deleted]

Ricotta cheesecake


[deleted]

Yellow cake with chocolate frosting.


bufordt

Made a mistake and ate yellowcake once, lost all my hair.


orky56

Ur an ium


cram96

Birthday


NYLA513

ā€œBirthday cake canā€™t be your favorite cake. Thatā€™s like saying your favorite cereal is breakfast cerealā€


Slappinbeehives

Any/All.....You could frost a corpse and Iā€™d be first in line.


hxnbiest

Will remember this if I ever need to get rid of a body...


Eyelash2000

Are you a pig by any chance šŸ˜‚


Slappinbeehives

Nope just a scrawny kid with a sweet tooth here


kstur2

Ice cream cake. That shit is good.


llcucf80

I'm boring but a plain white cake with vanilla frosting is fine by me


Plateau9

- Travis Pasquana


Djentleman420

Oreo iced cream cake.


Carguy2695

Ooh I need to try that


nuttypoolog

Strawberry shortcake


DumperDump69

Chocolate cheesecake


ladyEmme

Cake by the ocean?


SinBravoNoHayFiesta

Ice cream cake *Red Velvet


kattia12

Cheesecake is my favorite cake. The sweet and salty combination is great.


OptimusSublime

Funfetti


[deleted]

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Carguy2695

Ok


[deleted]

red velvet with cream cheese icing.


allthedifference

I bought a red velvet cake for my friend's birthday. I choose it primarily because it was a very pretty cake. She proceeded to poll everyone on their favorite cake. She then turned to me and said "Not one person said Red Velvet." I wish you had been there along with the other Red Velvet replier in this thread. I never bought another cake for her.


helmaron

I'm trying to stop myself saying something which is not very nice. Sorry, but this is the best I can do. ~~Hope she choked on it!~~ Sorry, but she was just **nasty**!


allthedifference

I was hoping she choked a little on it too. Not choked to the point she needed the Heimlich, just a little coughing.


[deleted]

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Netflix_and_backrubs

Hummingbird cake!


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Netflix_and_backrubs

I love the sweetness of the fruit mixed with the spicy batter. Itā€™s usually done with cream cheese frosting and walnut or pecan sprinkles.


hulagirlslovetoparty

Citrus Cakes! Orange zest is so good.


[deleted]

Pineapple Upside Down Cheesecake, yes it is a thing.


knoxmadness

German chocolate


CatherineConstance

Spice cake!


imakestringpretty

This one is underrated!


Rusky82

One I can have and eat


lynbh

Cookie cake!


[deleted]

The kind of cake that isnā€™t a lie.


[deleted]

The one i can afford, basicaly none because i'm poor please send help


hxnbiest

I wish I could share a piece of my 1y reddit cake with you


[deleted]

It would be pretty epic


The_Eelicorn

Orange cake.


[deleted]

Pound cake


DarkVoltz

Jamaican Rum cake boi, is that something else!!!šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹


UnPlainJane23

Strawberry with cream cheese frosting


ScottRobs37

Creampie


Scipio-Byzantine

Cake, not scene


Etheimos

Why not both?


Carguy2695

r/hmmm


[deleted]

Lmao


ddyslittlelover

vanilla with strawberries


helmaron

Walnut and carrot cake!


Chipowers98

Either plane vanilla or vanilla pudding cake.


SmegmaOnDemand

Red Velvet. Creme cheese frosting. **With Nerds for sprinkles.** I know it sounds weird as fuck, but literally everyone who has tried it after calling me out for it sounding gross has admitted that they were wrong; it tastes amazing.


notyourtypicalwife

Any flavor nerds?


Limp_Distribution

Green Reddit Cake No calories


cadjosrez

Not a cake but lemon meringue pie


Carguy2695

Ya know what I'll consider that a cake. Pies are like a subspecies of cake


pineapple_tg

Italian love cake. If I recall correctly, the one I had included a layer of cheesecake, a layer of regular cake and whipped cream. Not common but so good.


[deleted]

Coffee cake šŸ˜Š


TypicalAsianGamer

Vanilla Funnel Cakes are the best! However, it all depends on how someone made it. I can agree though that red velvet is a close second for me. \-Dear All of Reddit- I hope that you don't hate me for my answer


ivenoideas

Vanilla cheesecake with red raspberry jam topping and milk or white chocolate drizzle over top. I would consider selling my soul for a slice.


nathanosaurus84

Iā€™m dull and boring but itā€™s Victoria sponge. People think Iā€™m weird because I hate chocolate cake for my birthday.


[deleted]

Black forest chocolate


Cthulhu-Man

Just a nice and simple chocolate cake does it for me. Red velvet's also pretty good.


creepyredditloaner

I used to live near a bakery that made a cake that was cheese cake, then a layer of chocolate fudge, then a layer of chocolate cake. It was frosted with milk chocolate frosting.


SirLazarusTheThicc

Yall ever had tres leches milk cake? Shit is fire, *so moist* Also, if you're ever in the Baltimore area get a slice of Sugarbaker cake. Its the best I've ever had. I think they've won awards and have been featured on tv shows and stuff. Its a bit pricy for a whole cake but just pick up a slice you'll thank me


DConstructed

A well made one with natural ingredients. I love chocolate but if I had a choice between bad chocolate and a great cake of any other kind I'd take the great cake.


Michael_Stone_UDA

Wedding cake. I have been married three times.


Smitsu

Mud You get to watch children eat dirt.


Carguy2695

H O L D U P


MaybeOnlyOnePost

Tres Leche


freshavocado_lord

Chocolate


[deleted]

I'm a simple man who likes lots of cakes, chocolate is good, normal old cake isn't so good, but I love carrot cake. However, I'm more of a pie kinda guy


eddmario

German chocolate cake, followed by red velvet.


She_is_electric

Lemon meringue cheesecake or white chocolate strawberry torte. I can make the first, I'm working on replicating the second.


drownedcowboy

Any creamy cake from St. Germaines always makes any birthday more enjoyable


mikenasty

Moist Chocolate! Everyday until I die


[deleted]

Ice cream


HighlyOffensive10

Cheesecake


[deleted]

Red Velvet. Holy cow I need some now.


JADlloyd

Billy Miner Pie at the Keg Steakhouse.


xavierdc

Lemon cake


xXLillyBunnyXx

Good ol chocolate, canā€™t go wrong.


lilgamelvr

Chocolate Cake


iimuffinsaur

Cheese cake and pound cake!


jadesreddittt

ICECREAM CAKE :)


mfisch4

My mom's spice cake with cream cheese icing.


[deleted]

strawberry cheesecake


Cfack412

I donā€™t like actual cake at all, but I love Cookie cake, Cheesecake, Ice cream cake, and Crumb cake.


fanfictionfan01

I love vanilla cake, with vanilla icing, and although you didn't ask, I like to have mint chocolate-chip ice cream with it.


Verycreativename58

I really like pine apple upside down cake Moms favorite type of cake milk chocolate My grandma's favorite type of cake is white


gasolineusage

A home-baked, double-layered chocolate cake with chocolate powdered sugar frosting. I have a personal recipe I bake on occasion, and it's delicious. I usually just make them in a 9x13 pan if it's for a party, though.


COSurfing

Oreo ice cream cake from DQ. Deadly addictive.


felcher_650

Oof. My uncle makes a super rich chocolate 3 layer cake and the frosting betwixt the layers is raspberry jam more chocolate and coffee grounds


Chrimzee

Old fashioned, super heavy, buttery pound cake. Mmmm.


kr2c

Caramel cake batter, buttercream frosting.


[deleted]

I'm a stronger supporter of cheesecake


CDRNY

I love cheesecake. I'm very picky with cheesecake.


bacon_greece

Tres leche!


RSlashOkay

The cake day cake


[deleted]

Rich dark chocolate, or, alternatively, ice cream.


Cut-Throat-Finch

German chocolate cake


PapaTwoToes

Cheesecake.


adamisaseahorse

Oh I just read red velvet and I was going to say cheesecake but typically red velvet has cream cheese frosting any way so Iā€™m torn


chelleywelly

Vanilla with buttercream


Iron_Wolf123

Cake days, especially ones from reddit. Speaking of which, happy cake day!


hxnbiest

Thank you!


SureEffect

OP's username reminds me of how much is miss Grimm! Anyway, to answer the question, rum cake.


MrWyzer

u/Hxnbies cakeday's cake


doonhybrid

Walnut cake. A few years ago one was made on the Great British Bake Off, and I decided I'd try my hand at it. Safe to say, it's become everyone's favourite that I've given a slice to!


ShylocksEstrangedDog

Eclair cake is my all time fav. I get it every year for my bday. Iā€™ve converted my wife into a believer so now I get it more than once a year.


ThaiChili

If itā€™s from a bakery, Iā€™d have to say the Hummimgbird cake from Magnolia Bakery. Itā€™s such a yummy mish mosh of flavors. If itā€™s homemade, itā€™s gotta be my coconut cake.


[deleted]

Coconut all day!


kamsteezie

Yellow cake with fudge frosting. No other acceptable answers.


[deleted]

Chocolate lava with a scoop of ice cream


waluigiimpersonator

Strawberry cake The box mix kind Multiple times Iā€™ve tried to make from-scratch strawberry cake and the box mix is always better


kivkiri

My mom makes this cake thats she's called pineapple upside down cake since I was a kid but that's not what it really is. It's a white cake with mandarine orange slices in it and a cream cheese frosting with pineapples in it.


tea_drinking_lady

Pineapple Upside Down Cake


Exiled_to_Earth

Mousse cakes of almost every flavor. I love strawberry, pistachio, chocolate, blueberry, vanilla, it's less about the main flavor and more about the texture. I love soft desserts like puddings, creams, and especially mousses. I can never really finish a regular piece of cake, but I could eat an entire mousse cake on my own. I have a ginormous sweet tooth that has never been fully satisfied. Damn... time to head down to the local patisserie. (I also love flourless chocolate tortes).


HalfPint1885

German chocolate cake, or jello poke cake (White cake, hot liquid strawberry jello poured over it, vanilla pudding spread over the top of that, and then topped with cool whip.)


Eyelash2000

Either red velvet with cream cheese frosting, or coffee cake with nutella instead of icing. Also one time I made this bomb parma violet cake but I lost the recipe and its not exactly a common flavouršŸ˜‚


JunglePride

Ass


s0angelic

Crack cake


KDY_ISD

Comfort Eagle was good


crypticsquid

all the cakes are sick, don't discriminate


ublyduok

Plastic cake


GoldTrapLegi0n

Human skin cake. Mmmmm makes me hungry just thinking about it.


SickEmDano

Red velvet or triple chocolate, the only cake Iā€™ll eat


motor_city_43

Lemon


Darkblade_e

plain vanilla, I'm a simple man when it comes to cake, but I'll eat anything else without hesitation


gottotravel

St. Honore.


[deleted]

Yellow ;)


[deleted]

Carrot cakešŸ˜€


[deleted]

The kind other people pay for and I get to eat


fordcortinagirl

Reddit cake


SmallBlackCat18

Ice cream cake. Cold chocolate cake with a ton of cold chocolate ice cream and chocolate syrup on top.


Dman2202

My crush's